watched this documentary short called Oh Yeah! about that Oh Yeah song from Ferris Bueller and now i am bothering my cat by going, "I mean, it was the 80s! People would, walk AROUND, and they'd have PANTS on, and shoes, you know, that's what we DID! You'd maybe, sit in your CAR and then, use a KEY t

australian horror movies are like wouldn't it be scary if there was an australian guy

well there goes all the dramatic tension

these Alien movies hit different now that i work for the Weyland-Yutani Corporation's bioweapons division

i can hear people scream in space but there's not a ton i can do about it

tied his bib on the second he heard they made a movie about Roadside Picnic

trump declares victory as strait of hormuz rendered impassable, likely permanently, boasting on social media "they said nobody could shut this [strait] down but we shut it down very easily" and calling the undersea ridge made from wreckage of america's entire naval fleet "the biggest, probably ever"

nobody has a worse understanding of how much a billion is than billionaires

just when you think things can't get any worse in Wolf Creek, one of the australians turns out to be a murderer

thought i was having chilling visions of the future but it turned out i was just remembering Equilibrium really well

what really makes online jokes so scary and dangerous is they're completely invisible to the naked eye

boy i hope that *'s not an E

robert mueller did NOT kill himself

sorry, still pretty new to air traffic control. figured somebody else was in charge of trucks

the chicken didn't know it was crossing a road. it's just walkin around. why do chickens go anywhere

trump declares victory as strait of hormuz rendered impassable, likely permanently, boasting on social media "they said nobody could shut this [strait] down but we shut it down very easily" and calling the undersea ridge made from wreckage of america's entire naval fleet "the biggest, probably ever"

a welcome sight for a weary traveler....

i love the idea that he started cross dressing purely to feed his addiction to secrets

very stoned, laughing really hard at the pillar on this poster. what is you doin here

man i bet the dump rules if you're garbage

very stoned, laughing really hard at the pillar on this poster. what is you doin here

i love the idea that he started cross dressing purely to feed his addiction to secrets

a welcome sight for a weary traveler....

does anybody have that video of some Australians at an outdoor bar and when a garbage truck stops nearby one of em says "hey your Uber is here" and then they keep saying it louder and crazier until they're screaming

there won't be a "third impact" Mulder, the entire concept is a fantasy you created to avoid reckoning with painful, deep seated psychosexual fears and insecurities. think about it. this "impact" just happens to specifically address your worst— (third impact begins) many things could be causing this

my son Portal 2 is so based!! he's always got his "dwinky baba" full of WHOLE milk and he doesn't know how restaurants work 🤣🤣🤣 he eats $30 mcdonalds burgers ordered on doordash by a sushi chef who's afraid i'll use my money and influence to ruin his life 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's 25 and has never used stairs 😂🤣

if i worked at a sushi restaurant and this loser did le epic troll face as he ordered a burger and a glass of milk i would see how long i can get him to sit and wait for a burger that's never coming. every 15-20min give him a Should Be Out Shortly Sir 🙂 i'm here all evening bitch, how bout you

watched this documentary short called Oh Yeah! about that Oh Yeah song from Ferris Bueller and now i am bothering my cat by going, "I mean, it was the 80s! People would, walk AROUND, and they'd have PANTS on, and shoes, you know, that's what we DID! You'd maybe, sit in your CAR and then, use a KEY t

will i am has partnered with an AI developer to become the way he is even more

While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the great beyond!"

you're gonna hear two hits pal, me hitting the bong and my shin hitting the corner of the coffee table. and then you can expect to hear me say God Fucking Damn It really big one time followed by a whole bunch of smaller Jesus Fucking Christs. then i'll probably kinda zone out for a while. tough guy

this is like that Child's Play reboot but for Train Accident Hit To Donkey

there won't be a "third impact" Mulder, the entire concept is a fantasy you created to avoid reckoning with painful, deep seated psychosexual fears and insecurities. think about it. this "impact" just happens to specifically address your worst— (third impact begins) many things could be causing this

heh heh heh... that oughta buy me some time

imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm

my son Portal 2 is so based!! he's always got his "dwinky baba" full of WHOLE milk and he doesn't know how restaurants work 🤣🤣🤣 he eats $30 mcdonalds burgers ordered on doordash by a sushi chef who's afraid i'll use my money and influence to ruin his life 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's 25 and has never used stairs 😂🤣

fun thing that happens a lot in ARC Raiders is you make a simple plan to scavenge gear along a cautious route with plentiful cover, narrowly escape a firefight with your life by sticking to the plan, and then get yelled at for sticking to the plan by some guy who is dying of not sticking to the plan

there is simply nothing better than the crop's delicious and valuable cream

🎶 ballerina-a-a-a you must've seen her

if i was skynet i'd send a terminator back to kill christ

will never stop marveling at the efficiency of the writing in the Peak Simpsons years. this joke is escalated like five times in three lines of dialogue across ten seconds. the last letter escalates it. it's so perfectly tuned and there's like a few dozen of these little runs per episode. fuck off

it's fucked how sometimes there will be a loud noise from outside or the hallway that for a moment sounds like it's coming from inside my apartment, and i don't get compensated for that in any way. it's theft honestly. that's stealing

don knotts should be mark twain's sidekick

when spaghetti approaches a black hole it becomes even moreso

that all sounds amazing but i worry i'll be too distracted to hit pedestrians