Oh no... 😱

Imagine being such a shitty person that the most infamous pedophile and sex trafficker in modern history thinks you suck.

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

Shower thought: What if im not color blind, but actually really fucking stupid

Open for 2 custom color hoods as I get ready to ship 4 this week! Samples and sign up sheet below :) docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

I had to.

Alright internet - ruin this moment from the Mario Galaxy movie trailer by replacing his painting with whatever you want.

This feels like the same vibe I got from a professor in college when I wrote about the wrong subject on a midterm and failed the class.

💕Nuance💕

The final form.

RIP Square Enix 1986 - 2027

Yeah, no shit it takes place prior to October 1998 if it takes place in Raccoon City. The city was nuked on October 1st 1998 in the series timeline.

Kinda wild that the butterfly effect of 3 or 4 golden age youtubers artificially screaming at the original FNAF game for views indirectly resulted in millions of Americans not being able to feed their families.

Custom sticker comms OPEN! $20, -$1 for each additional I will draw anything!*

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Trump standing there like the dunce he is, and RFK walking away and avoiding the situation is Adult Swim levels of humor.

What's something stupid and inoffensive that bothers you way more than it should? For me, its poor grammar or intentional misspelling while typing/texting. Tell me what you're doing with all that time you're saving by typing "u" instead of "you".

If you havent seen my posts, this may be why LOL

Never trust a man with a beard and no mustache.

Im waiting for the Onion to publish an article saying: "Trump funding Funeral homes to reclaim rare metals from recently deceased to fund trade war against China" and then it actually happening in the news two weeks later.

Lmao imagine paying $30 a month for /this/

Remember. No matter who you are. No matter how successful you are. No matter how much you do in life. Someone out there thinks you're a fucking idiot.

It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"

What the fuck are my federal taxes paying for while the government is shut down

How I feel when I answer something confidently, but incorrectly.

Spoiler, they're buying all the boy rats WoW subscriptions.

Happy Ween!

The final form.

Would you

Thanks @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social

Off to go throw candy and cheap ramen at children. Happy Halloween!

This is the first time in about 2 decades a Republican has shown physical affection for a woman who wasn't their own daughter

Man, if only we ran the United States like a business and... *checks notes* Oh no. Oh NO.

I will not draw boners No I will not I will not draw them floppy Not even in a sock I do not want cocks in my ass Don't you dare give me sass I said I will not draw boners Stop and dont be so crass I do not care if it is made Of gold, silver, or brass I do not want cocks in my ass

Kira :)

Hasan and his dog

Bad President

I forgot the context image

Did you know? Cum is stored in the butt.

I taught my wife this

My toxic trait is that if I have to tell you something more than 3 times and you still don't abide to it or acknowledge it, I will assume you don't give enough of a shit and i'll stop trying.

Hey yall, I hate to do this but we’re not gonna be getting our EBT/SNAP with the gov shut down. It’s been a huge help to our food budget and while we won’t starve, things are certainly tight. If my arts given you some joy in the past please consider supporting. Thank you 💚 ko-fi.com/mustachemutt

Running for President in 2028 with the slogan "So... we fucked up lmao"

Chugging colloidal silver every day to make myself a walking time bomb to vampires and werewolves who try to get the upper hand on me

Chugging colloidal silver every day to make myself a walking time bomb to vampires and werewolves who try to get the upper hand on me

Creating stuff