The fact that anything in this image has to be explained to people is actually insane. If you drive distracted on a consistent basis, you should have your license taken away. No questions.

If you see this, repost with a game that released the year you were born. Long live the arcade vibes!

Sex is being shorted, load up on sex, and sell during the squeeze

Some dude is wearing a cowboy hat while working out at my gym and its taking every ounce of me not to tell him hes clearly not confident enough to wear it.

I wanna give Silent Hill F a chance, but I really feel like im going to hate the combat system. It looks like Dark Souls, but in a not good way. You shouldn't have a 5-meter dash in a horror game.

Draw your fursona playing the N64 like this.

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

For clarity, I handed a spray bottle to a guy at the paper towel area. He waved "no" at me, he had headphones. I hung the spray bottle back on the rack and squeezed the trigger accidentally, shooting him directly in the dick. He didn't notice and he has a wet spot on his pants now

I just pee'd someone's pants at the gym

hey SOUTH CAROLINA friends, you all need to look into SC bill S.323, share it with your local SC friends and make some calls ASAP. This bill is a disgusting attack on your freedom and even goes as far as banning the most effective forms of BC

I got curious and checked out the extra finger. Pretty damning evidence it was edited in by the sock puppet to make the picture look like AI after the fact.

A close friend of mine and very good bean all around could use some help. If you can chip in or share this, that would be beautiful. 💚 gofund.me/0f89ae8aa

Music WIP Giving some "A Day To Remember" vibes with this one.

Kinda cool that my birthday and engagement anniversary are both on the same day that Resident Evil 2 takes place.

Music WIP Giving some "A Day To Remember" vibes with this one.

My birthday gift to myself came in

It's weird seeing my dog wander around the house with no collar on. Like what is this wild animal in my home. Why are you naked.

The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years. Pinochet was ousted with a referendum. And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists. Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.

I've purchased art from Sal plenty of times. It's always a great experience. Please consider doing the same!

Hey y'all! My queue is open for work~ Check out what I've got on offer and pop in a form over at mustachesal.carrd.co If you've been wanting something for a while, now's a great time to apply! Thanks! #commissions #nsfw #furryart

The United States is just going to be a continent sized Gotham City in 3 years isnt it.

Went on a forum/reddit search for some info about seat belts in my car. Wanted to learn about the wiring for the chimes. Found a post about a guy going off about how he doesnt wear a selt belt because its his "God given freedom to not need to wear one". Dont be a moron. Wear a seat belt.

void born cowboy✨

I really hate when people wear candy scented or sweet food smelling body sprays. Yall smell like the aftermath of a child's birthday party and it isnt cute.

Korve got them C U R V E S

Go wish @grdngremlin.bsky.social a happy birthday. Now.

Look at my big dumb idiot

With a lot of things breaking around the house, well apartment, I find it is time once again to announce I am opening up for commissions, this time in colour. Send me a DM to claim a slot.

i was struck with a great inspiration tonight

Got myself a birthday gift

“I wanted to do a late night show about love…”- Colbert #Emmys

Probably a hot take, but I got around to listening to the 2XKO theme song with Polyphia as a guest. As a huge Polyphia fan, this feels sauceless. All I can imagine is Polyphia sending over a delicious Alfredo of a song, and the Riot Games sound developers running it under the sink before serving.

I wouldve settled for 30 each, but 40? Cmon now. Emulation it is.

Donkey Kong looks like an older brother that was told to watch the kids without warning while the parents go out to get hammered for the fourth time in a week

Highlight from reddit

Why are the same people bitching about 25 dollar cardboard also the ones who buy a 40 dollar character skins on a game where you play in First Person and never see it.

Silksong came out less than 10 days ago and is $20 when not on sale

Whats this? Whats this!? We're flying in the air Whats this? Al-Qaeda paid airfare Whats this? I can't believe my eyes, they're all screaming The World Trade Centers over there! Whats this?

Why is Trump's address about Charlie Kirk AI modified? If you slow it down to .25 speed and watch the hands, his pinky disappears briefly.

Wife won't let me chew on her used tampon like a bit of tobacco ☹️

Wife won't let me chew on her used tampon like a bit of tobacco ☹️

Politicians today have sent more condolences for Charlie Kirk in the last hour than they ever have for kids dying in mass shootings over the last 10 years.

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Etsy Witch Curses $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

I only did 340lbs for 5 reps. Im a little upset about that. But its okay.

Gonna go for a deadlift personal record (within the last 3 years) It's time for PR or ER

Super cool that Konami remastered/remade MGS3 with Delta. But when are we gonna see a port or remaster of Konami's best franchise?

Buying an 8k projector was the smartest thing I ever did.