“Why did Thomas Paine lie about the print run of Common Sense it’s not like he was getting royalties” is in the form of a question

I think I’m ready to say it: Metroid prime 4 is bad

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

"heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy"

America has a common culture anyway. Elon wouldn’t know that because he’s not American in any way that matters. But the culture is “Hell yea brother”. Which Elon could never understand because he has no sense of wonder or joy in his shriveled empty heart

proud to have served as the official sewer/stormwater utility for Cleveland Heights native and *now* Olympic GOLD MEDALIST Laila Edwards.

rewinding this over and over saying "maaan what a pass" like costner in jfk

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the youtube equivalent of "UGH -- you gotta smell this"

looks like the album cover to a top 10 all time r&b album

it is insane to me that hockey for us with an 8 year old costs more than $1300 a year before equipment, before hotel/travel costs, and then costs another $300+ a year for my wife to coach it. I never want to hear anyone involved in the NHL to complain about kids not playing hockey again

"brutally attacked"

you know, i was a little worried when I *didn't* see bsky losing it over her but turns out this place never lost the juice, it was just on my own laziness. anyway, love y'all

The extra funny thing here is for a while Ross was Red Vine Ryan Grim (I don’t know if he still is, he’s a dogshit writer and I’m not reading it). If he’s pivoting to brunchlord waterboy there must not be any money left in a dsa grift

why does he look like a tutorial enemy from Def Jam: Fight For NY

Olympic highlight in this house.

"Stupid sexy Black Panther!"

"where's mike love, nobody sings kokomo anymore right mike"

It’s almost as if they’re connected…

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

Let's get this spice

"is there any technology the left IS excited about" yes google reader

We already have Muppet Treasure Island so theres kinda precedent for Muppet Master & Commander.

They do not want AOC to win and see this as an opportunity to knife her

That’s exactly the acronym I’d expect from someone who shaved holes in his brain with steroids roadkill and coke.

Dare to be stupid

That’s exactly the acronym I’d expect from someone who shaved holes in his brain with steroids roadkill and coke.

first take 2028, stephen a/skip

the rope

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The less voters knew, the more they liked Trump in 2024. Not Anymore www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-lost...

Especially from people with a track record of being (in the kindest construction) indifferent between liberalism and fascism at the ballot box, “you have to earn my vote” means “my vote cannot be earned”

Children of Time by Tchaikovsky rocked

Third one’s gotta be good right?

Ok the lower decks crossover is one of my favorite trek things ever

Nope, desktop Twitter only. We will block x dot com though, make him go through the Twitter redirect

The NYTimes often doesn't quote Trump at all, instead reframing his words with a summary falsely suggesting coherent thought, in contrast to the gibberish he actually said. They also don't mention how he routinely mumbles and slurs even prepared remarks, like here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zsd...

given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports

This pic has huge 90's video game ad vibes

Status Quo Troopers (1997)

Making an important point by posting a fake photo

I like how in strange new worlds Doctor m’benga and hello nurse keep a little super soldier speed on them just in case

Biden was the most economically progressive president since LBJ at least, he pursued a full-employment economy at huge political risk, it worked spectacularly. And what happened is that the entire progressive universe decided that he must not have done any of it, or else he would have been popular

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT! HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT! HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

Gabbys Dollhouse The Movie capsule review: Gloria Estefan’s a furry?

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