I don’t understand how hockey announcers can read Jacob Slavin’s name without doing a little Jerry Lewis voice

One of the few things Donald Trump and I have in common is that neither of us like his sons

im literally crying omg. best news of the year www.pressherald.com/2026/05/21/m...

Recall: Dems hung tough on no funding for ICE & BP, Rs caved and passed rest of DHS and decided to do ICE and BP via reconciliation. Trump wanted ballroom then slush fund, couldn’t work it out, & here we are. Lesson for Dems: Hanging tough put pressure on Rs, -> Rs in disarray.

where else are falafels in our daily lexicon? - bf: before falafel - ffs: for falafel safety - lmfao: let me falafel already, ok

staind at the 2001 family values tour. stp started with wet my bed while the curtain came up, then weiland twirled in a cape through crackerman. chester spent half of linkin park's set crowdsurfing. aaron lewis just kinda stood there

CHILDREN OF TIME (2015)

i love how the good thai restaurant near me has a disclaimer on their menu that says "our spice scale is absolute, not on a white person curve. if there's any doubt, aim low"

these into the future alchemy decks on arena are terrible #mtg

Incredible thread

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

Hey apropos of nothing, I switched to DuckDuckGo six months ago and it feels like old Google. It can block most AI crap (some still gets through but cuts it significantly) and it also recommends websites I've never even heard of that are actually helpful and not the same three sites over and over

PIKACHU: pika PIKA! Pika pika chuuuuui TRADWIFE MISTY: well this wouldn’t happen if women just gave their ballots to their husbands to fill in

It’s a real bummer to see someone like @jbf1755.bsky.social retweeting conspiracy theories like this. There’s no basis in fact, and trump’s brain is mashed potatoes, and the idea that “Elon knows computers” is real or matters has I think been proven ludicrous over the last year

ICE IS FUCKING HERE IN PORTLAND MAINE. THEY ALREADY ABDUCTED A MAN OFF ELM STREET. PROTECT YOUR NEIGHBORS. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, AND CALL 207-544-9989 TO REPORT ALL SIGHTINGS

Riley Gaines endorsing somebody for fifth anything is pretty funny

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

I think this take crashed bluesky

Schismatic university of America

betteridge's law never misses

Arguably the single greatest superhero comic book run of all time opens with "OK, there's a new Thor, and he's an alien horse man with a tragic backstory whose best friend is a talking spaceship."

there are a lot of people who seem to believe "if you cared enough, you would have won the election" is a type of argument rather than the dumbest fucking thing anyone has ever said

ai ceos two minutes before speech: YOU ARE THE MUSELIN WEAVERS AND I AM THE SPINNING JENNY YOU WILL ALL BE AT THE SOUP KITCHEN, MEATBAGS ai ceos during speech: why are they booing ai

I’ve learned a lot of different, polite ways to tell people I’m not giving them money on the phone. Ross was the first and only one who got “what? No, lol”

So, yeah, Ross Barkan is having a plagiarism scandal and a ridiculous meltdown over it. Couldn't be happening to a better guy. Hope you all enjoyed my thread.

dry toast and 14 coffees

Kids are watching goat. Steph should be forced to give back his rings for the don’t dream it’s over cover alone

again,

Democrats don’t actually believe in abortion rights, LGBTQ+ rights, or voting rights for Black people. That’s why whenever they get a trifecta, they move to protect those rights. This makes total sense to me.

And yet, the states where abortion is legal, LGBT people have rights, and voting rights aren’t being rolled back are overwhelmingly Democrat-controlled.

Oh that’s right, I forgot that it was a dem Supreme Court that overturned roe and nominated and elected Donald Trump and a gaggle of white nationalist psychopaths

The existence of public sector unions puts pro-union politicians in the uncomfortable position of acting as management in a labor negotiation. That's fine. The expectation there should be that the pro-labor position is "negotiate in good faith" not "they have to give the union everything they want"

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

Is that good

Anybody else notice the guys who say it's "inevitable" Goodwife Putnam hang as a witch "so get used to it" are the same bros who only a few months ago were saying Sarah Browne the scullery maid hath spake bedeviling words in a tomcat's ear to make him walk on two legs in mockery of Christian man?

I spit on your grave and grogu

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford and Grogu

101 Dalmatians and grogu

It's an old political reference, but it checks out.

Like all true kings of New England I will refuse to until my wife threatens me with death, and then when I point out that's all I crave, threatens me with life

we should only have accurate depictions of Greece, Hercules is right

1701 1701-A 1701-B 1701-C 1701-D 1701-E

That's a ratfuck or I'll eat my hat

james lipton IS shia labeouf IN curtis sliwa: renegade angel

Maan, everlast looks *terrible*