I don’t have a single photo from 2016 to take part in your fun game. I was working 16 hr days, my vacation was spent quitting smoking, and Donald Trump was elected president. It was a lot.

Can’t spell skeletor without leto

Peak Jared Leto was his transgressive-novel-adaptation run of Fight Club, American Psycho, and Requiem for a Dream, all of which proved that the best use case for Jared Leto is to at some point see him viciously maimed and/or destroyed.

@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social I just passed an suv full of 20-something bros absolutely wilding to “Party in the U.S.A.” thought you’d want to know

kinda wonder if the youths these days still have the same classic archetypes as we did, ya know like the Jock, the Stoner, the Cheerleader, the Silent Kid Who Was Ghostly Pale And Who'd Occasionally Tilt His Head Back And Weep Waterfalls Of Black Goo From His Vacant Haunted Eyes, the Nerd, etc

Trump looking like what if “Eddie” from the Iron Maiden album covers was bloated and even more dead

Some dude on the greenway was saying something to me, but I had my earbuds in, so of course, in order to hear him better, I removed my sunglasses

How I’m bout to be when it happens

Politicians gotta stop doing prop work. Kneepads? I’ve seen carrot top and you sir are no carrot top

Blocking the disc horse bot cause I’m tired of reading half a post before realizing it’s stupid bullshit

James Best, best known for his portrayal of bumbling sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane in The Dukes of Hazzard, is in this film playing pretty much that same character, but in that show he’s a sheriff and in this film he’s in an asylum, as is right

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

Guillotine Mini™️ the guillotine for little guys

I’ve never heard Greg bovino speak, but if he doesn’t sound like that “small man in a box” party trick voice then I will be very disappointed

Watching a movie from the 60s and this mfer just pronounced it “pooberty” without a care in the world

Y2K finally hit

Sara while getting ready this morning: “the kids long for 2016; does that mean I can wear this ModCloth dress?”

huh, so that's how chairs are made

Oh is there a trumpball

When contemporary songs have a guitar solo they’re like “I’m sorry but *guitar solo*” but you gotta embrace that shit you gotta let the singer say “GITAR!” and then you shred my face off and IIII apologize to YOU for not being worthy

Sometimes it takes some Priest to get going in the morning

When It finally does happen It will come with so much shit that’s almost sure to zap the fun/relief out of It, but at least It will have happened

100% chance of me busting my ass at some point over these 3 days

They’re calling it scream time now because of how it’s scary to look at your phone

First time watch, would’ve done it a lot sooner if anyone had told me it’s about bros being bros together and definitely for sure being in love with each other and sometimes they shoot people together back-to-back style

The band’s first lead singer, fired in 1981 for being, in his words, “too fuckin’ righteous for those twats,” studiously reading the band’s Wikipedia page in an attempt to finally piece together where he was and what he was doing from 1981 to 1990

One of my favorite pastimes is reading about lineup changes in classic rock bands, it is soothing to me

I don’t care if you *are* William Actual Gibson, you serious-quote my joke post and I’m coming for your ass

NO

Awful day yesterday. So first, all these assholes get on the wrong bus

The band’s first lead singer, fired in 1981 for being, in his words, “too fuckin’ righteous for those twats,” studiously reading the band’s Wikipedia page in an attempt to finally piece together where he was and what he was doing from 1981 to 1990

Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment

PERSON IN 1967 WHO HAS JUST WATCHED AN EPISODE OF STAR TREK: wow that was a great episode. i wonder if ill ever see it again, ever, for the rest of my life

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

"New Star Trek is bad, new Star Wars is bad, new superhero stuff is bad," Yeah yeah yeah man I get it, I was twelve and had a dad too it's not a perfect system read Faulkner or some shit don't worry so much about this stuff

My take on the latest atrocity isn’t bringing enough attention to me personally and I blame bluesky

Sara just sent me this from her road trip with her dad. “Is this bad?” she asks.

Repurposed the leftover beans and cornbread into bean and cheese tostadas and a cinnamon and brown sugar cornbread bread pudding

The lost art of the rambling answering machine message

this is just someone trying and failing to remember the lyrics to a song from Hamilton

The popularity of recent horror films like 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple and Sinners and of movie musicals like Wicked proves that the people yearn for music videos, and that directors yearn to make them

"YES! HA HA HA, YES!!!"

“Y’all ever notice how long my arms are?”

I come bearing the gift of ✨Chris Stardust✨

It’s finally my year

Go live or go live, I’m getting mixed signals

Excuse me Q-tips brand cotton swabs, but wtf

What exactly is The Rizzler? Is that like a Dalai Lama situation or what?