You think you have a "right to repair" your electronics? That's their organs. That is their guts. Doctor Mengele. You make me sick.

I’m starting to think the Bluesky team is posting all these astonishingly stupid takes just to keep us engaged and using the site

My hottest take on 25-year-old music (as of yesterday) that it’s embarrassing to have an opinion about is that Warning (2000) is the 2nd best Green Day album

I’ve had an entire 16th wedding anniversary and Jay’s crashout is still ongoing. Impressive performance honestly.

Introduced Sara to the musical stylings of the late great Wesley Willis; Got myself unendurably stuck on Rock N Roll McDonalds

Listen, I’m just saying, you’re there for between 45 and 120 minutes. Before is so close to after that the in between might as well not exist

Low key anniversary dinner at The Boathouse in Chattanooga

If you go poop at a restaurant you’re bad at planning

i looked at the methodology for this and it is a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and b. p-hacked

The only attempted poster’s strike I remember happened in response to Bluesky allowing profile names with slurs in them and the bullying of this site’s first wave of Black users off the site, so like…

Enough with the Everything Apps they should invent a Nothing App instead that would delete everything off of my phone including itself and then I’d be free

It’s possible that Jay’s days-long meltdown has disproven my theory

Saying “We never meant to be a social media platform; we’re just all about coding,” on a platform that still can’t figure out gifs or video that looks like it was made after 1985 is a fucking trip

i demand to see travis kelce's wooden penis

Including Throbbing Gristle’s “Hamburger Lady” on a children’s “Spooky Halloween” mix to insure they know Halloween isn’t a fucking joke

bandcamp friday, what a great day to check out a little band’s cassette :)

Quickly becoming this place sucks pilled

This will affect everyone's LigmA ratings, so I suggest investing in Sukma before we get a Dragon market

Who moderates the moderators

Whoever came up with the word “Uranus” is great because even if you pronounce it the cowards way you’re still saying urine

Attempting to assasinate Grok to impress Tilly Norwood

Edward means “in the direction of Ed”

Whoever came up with the word “Uranus” is great because even if you pronounce it the cowards way you’re still saying urine

Edward means “in the direction of Ed”

Happy 16th anniversary to us!

No one, and I mean NO ONE, in Hollywood is talking about Tilly Norwood except over drinks for a chuckle. Actors are such an important part of the creative process - you want an actor who can surprise you every take, not one whose performance you dial up and down on a laptop. This is an ad campaign.

if the Butlerian Jihad outlawed all thinking machines and you had cousins who didn’t even notice, you might be a Fremen

Jack Gleeson, the actor who played Joffrey, kinda now looks like if Jeff Foxworthy was a Fremen

I would love to know more about how this survey was conducted and whether or not the responses all came from r/GuysWhoLuvDoinItWithAI or something.

You're In a Room With 2 Doors and 2 Guards: Here's Why Trusting the Guard Who Always Lies Might Be the Right Idea - The Atlantic

I do not believe this nuh uh y’all’s pants on fire

Most publications have a disclaimer like this on their submission pages since editors receive so much of the same stuff over and over and generally have a vision for the type of readership they want to attract, but the extent to which this one goes is just bizarre. Like legitimately what is left?

doing that thing tomorrow that I do each bandcamp friday where I pretend $1 in savings on this tape will influence its sales particledogs.bandcamp.com/album/partic...

Guys, I’m worried we’re gonna have to go outside

Attempting to assasinate Grok to impress Tilly Norwood

Guys, I’m worried we’re gonna have to go outside

Anyway

It isn’t shocking to me at all that Jay, who thinks you can skip the first half of a novel and still know whether it’s good or not, also believes she can skip over the part where she builds goodwill with her user base and still somehow secure her bag

Bluesky should give us a Drafts function so we can sit on posts like this for a minute to make sure we actually want to post them

de CEO van bsky heeft een meltdown moment

Just finished King of Ashes. Another stellar work of southern/appalachian noir by @blacktopkid.bsky.social just begging for a miniseries adaptation (which I’m now seeing might actually be happening?) It’s his meanest yet.

I miss when this place was invite-only and we really didn’t know much about the transphobic techno-libertarian dipshits in charge of it

WEAPONS (2025)

Mildly concerned that now there isn't anybody to control Jane Goodall's chimpanzee army.

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

I’m sorry, but no matter how bad their life became, you’re never going to be able to make me feel sympathy for someone who got chatbot psychosis

Me on day one at The Overlook: I’m gonna go check out that ghost whiskey

The thing I have the most trouble with about Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers is that not only am I supposed to believe there are enough unpainted Captain Kirk masks lying around for Mike to find a new one but for 3 other people to have them as well

Lenore is laying in the window with the sun beating in on her, and I went over to pet her and she was like legit *hot*, so I decided to take the temp of the window glass she’s pressed up against, and it was 114°

I will never forgive Ernest Cline for inventing nostalgia in 2011