Who up feeling sleepy

how we read ur posts

Whenever someone starts counting and they get to four I always prepare for a thumb war…

I would like to submit these to the you can eat croutons straight from the bag discourse

gender neutral alternatives to “ladies & gentlemen”:

If you’re cooking your thanksgiving food the day before thanksgiving in order to eat it on thanksgiving then what you’re eating on thanksgiving is thanksgiving leftovers

In bed by nine and not a peek, Or dingus meets the horrid beak

no more breaking news only mending news from now on

Baking pies, watching Tubi’s live MST3k channel, things of that nature

They should bring back this font, a sort of Spooky Sans

“I hate when people *insert thing I’ve never once seen anyone do, thereby informing everyone that your family and/or friends are true sickos*”

I went to a friend’s house for thanksgiving back in high school, and after the meal, his dad went up into the attic and came down with this old cardboard dishwasher box full of boxing gloves and all the men and boys went out in the backyard and boxed, and no one was surprised, like it was tradition

I’m like if a vampire couldn’t go out after dark. Sun’s goin down sorry gotta sleep or I’ll die

Asked my vampire buddy if he’s got my back on this problem I got goin on, and he was like, “You know I vill go to…bat…for you” and I don’t know if he was agreeing or just making one of his little vampire puns he does sometimes

Oooooo the sun kills you? Lol ever heard of melanoma mfer?

This is every caricature drawing I’ve ever seen of Jerry Lewis.

We should talk more about chad Seth Green from the cover of Rat Race (2001)

Choking on my own saliva call that phlegm fatale

Is it possible that a film might have too much talent?

Star Wars is a non-entity in my life, though I’ve seen them all other than Solo and Rise, and if I’m being honest, watching y’all constantly hash out this discourse, it seems tiring. You look tired. You could use a rest. So could we.

That feeling after a friend’s death where the thought that you’ve forgotten to inform someone of their passing persists because there’s now one less person who needs to know so you just carry it with you, too few words said, forever

getting my shit together (multitudes contained)

As soon as I scrolled to the second entry and saw Wayne’s World at the embarrassing for all involved #99, I knew that list wasn’t for me

As part of the Thanksgiving tradition, celebrants must spend the weekend prior debating whether Thanksgiving sucks or is good actually. This is an important part of the festivities and must be observed.

Every week or so Sara gives me a recap of things that have happened on TikTok cause I’m not on there, I call this Tok Soup

As part of the Thanksgiving tradition, celebrants must spend the weekend prior debating whether Thanksgiving sucks or is good actually. This is an important part of the festivities and must be observed.

Steve Harvey or Harvey Steven

1988, but I stand by it

more like shellved indefinitely

Academy Award Winner Brendan Fraser is an objectively funny phrase to someone who lived through the early 90s

NIMH NIMH Messiah Children of NIMH God Emperor of NIMH Heretics of NIMH NIMH Chapterhouse

I once attended a group dinner with Udo Kier. A smaller gathering might have given me a panic attack; his gaze was as magnetic as it was terrifying. I believe he knew this, recognized its effect on me, and amused the shit out of himself with this knowledge. Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.

This cheap hotel room was perfectly acceptable until we turned the lights off last night to find that the billowing sheet in front of the AC unit was continuously casting its ghostly reflection into the mirror

Guy who um actuallys the huzzah banners at the ren faire (me)

I was going to share my erotic poetry but now that I see how you've all reacted to the other thing I'm not gonna

This is a GREAT list

Just one question about Good Boy, the horror movie where the dog is the protagonist, before I watch it, because I’m sensitive about depictions of certain things: does the Larry Fessenden die in this one?

I’ve read enough Kathe Koja to know not to fall for this

AutoZone is fueling the male loneliness epidemic

Skinny jeans 40-somethings dunking on old people who pull their pants too high, I got some news for you about holding too tightly to the fashion of your youth and how wearing high pants isn’t inherently an old people thing, it’s a came-of age-when-high-waisted-pants-were-popular thing

Transportation Secretary Bedhead says dress up for your flight

A nice birthday dinner was had

Ya boi had two of these and they were surprisingly strong, but now he’s back home and everything is a ok

i prefer a forgetful foam mattress

Cheers again again

Cheers again!

Cheers!