Oh they got this all wrong Dub? No! Bass with my head man.

If anyone knows Tim Burton please let him know I would like a lossless version of The Killers’ great Raspberries cover from the Dark Shadows movie. It’s never gotten an official release. He can just DM me it if he’s worried about legal repercussions. youtu.be/fwHSQ9d8DaA?...

I like the new Madonna album. It’s weird and conceptual and at any point it sounds like she might start monologuing about Dick Tracy. *muffled club music* MADONNA: [whispering] Pruneface, get on the floor. Flattop, get on the floor. [singing] We’re all Truehearts on the dance floor.

You gotta have the CEOs there as what is marriage but a merger of love?

I am proud to announce that game of the summer is here: Sprouted Flowers! A quiz which presents lyrics from 25 songs and asks a simple question: which eccentric pop star wrote them, Brandon “The Mormon Madman” Flowers or Paddy “The Reclusive Rascal” McAloon? Good luck. uquiz.com/DdDjxn

Lurch hosting his manosphere podcast

Ändres Dice Claes

With all due respect to these new movies I will always believe the heart of the Evil Dead series is a simple and chilling question: “what if demons were real and they Three Stooges-ed you.”

I am proud to announce that game of the summer is here: Sprouted Flowers! A quiz which presents lyrics from 25 songs and asks a simple question: which eccentric pop star wrote them, Brandon “The Mormon Madman” Flowers or Paddy “The Reclusive Rascal” McAloon? Good luck. uquiz.com/DdDjxn

David Waingro

Before the end of Canada Day I must pay tribute to the great Radio Free Vestibule/The Vestibules who deserve to be recognized alongside our other comedic titans like SCTV and Kids in the Hall youtu.be/yC3PedCho9g

Only couple I want to see up on the Empire State Building is King Kong and his beloved wife Brenda Kong

Lieutenant Columbo, if you do one thing that I find weird, which is like, your middle name... see, you're doing it right now. Can you just act like a human boy for one minute here? Look at me like a person! You can't do it for more than a few seconds. Look at me like a human boy!

[Rob Schneider walks onto Kennedy Center stage to a standing ovation] ROB: “It’s 2022. Bill Maher is entering Season 20 of Real Time still at the top of his game. But a prizefighter fears complacency. He envisions something new. A home for the irreverent. A club…for the random.” [applause]

Bless these moody boys

I’m getting roasted because I said game writing is the latest variation of literary craft that has always existed and is at the bedrock of every storytelling medium. I retract my statement. Game writing is NOT a literary craft. Do NOT apply established rules of narrative writing to video games.

CBS has passed on legal drama DONNIGAN’S COURT starring Kelsey Grammer and Grogu after disastrous pilot screening sees executives walking out.

LeBron James has been designated as the NBA’s first “Wandering Ronin.” He will bounce from team to team throughout the season helping as needed but never staying long enough to settle down. The Lonely Man theme from the Incredible Hulk TV show will play when he walks off the court after each game.

IOI is a private company that developed and published their own hit James Bond game a month ago. Now: 1. They are forced to cooperate with Amazon Games on any future sequels to that Bond game. 2. They are forced to either self-fund or find a new partner to finish the game based on their own IP.

I transcribed the narration from the end of The Bear series finale: “Food. People think it’s just something you eat, but it’s more than that. It’s ingredients, it’s cooking, it’s putting it on a plate, and sometimes you put sauce on it. In a way that’s what life is also. Life is the ultimate dish.”

To Mr. and Mrs. Scaggs, a son: Boz

Michael Mannion

“If you’re not writing science fiction, you use the name Greg. If you are writing science fiction, you use the name Greeg. That’s the only difference.” - Ray Bradbury

Lab-grown hats

Grogu has been removed from the Big Brother UK house for lewd behaviour.

Somehow, Borf returned

If only it was common knowledge that this is an evil and inept studio and something needed to be done years ago…..

Don’t put this shit on him

Danny McBride being into GI Joe is pretty good

[I travel back in time to tell Copernicus about the future] Me: We got this moving picture, Spaceballs, there’s only about seven jokes in it that land but these seven jokes are so funny that it works. Copernicus: Did you bring us this…Space…Ball? Me: What? No. You fuckers ain’t got TVs to watch it.

A perfect day to watch Jiminy Glick ask Mel Brooks “what’s your big beef with the nazis?” youtu.be/95GUKeyDvaY?...

This is essentially the plot of Danny Boyle’s SUNSHINE.

Walton Goggins and Julian Casablancas doing “You Can Call Me Al” in new Strokes video

Peter Weller: I went to New York, and immediately about 3 weeks after I was in New York was Stonewall. You know what Stonewall is? All you homophobes. Pick up a book and read something for Christ's sake.

My subconscious aired a dream I had before like it was a repeat.

I love that game! It's so fun because my weathered storytelling instincts fail me utterly, I cannot predict any of the character beats this awful, awful woman will hit next, or what level of parody we're operating on. I love outsider art. And I love SWERY. SWERY!

[Bill Maher with eyes glazed over filming Club Random] BILL: You and Johnny Marr…what’s the beef? MORRISSEY: Beef? [sneers] That barbarian has made a widow of my music. I am a dead man. He decapitates me every morning and the rabble cheer him on.

Some games aren’t afraid to tackle the brutality of late-stage capitalism.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=-sQj... It KILLS me we won’t be able to enter this

Playing a video game about Matt Taibbi

Johnny Knoxville as a Cure fan in a sketch from The Ben Stiller Show