“No, Gumby is right. I’ll just have a bowl of ice.”

In this house we also respect Sam Raimi’s iconic slapstick role as Stick in INDIAN SUNMER.

I am proud to announce Lunari™, the official currency of the moon. All citizens of earth can get on the ground floor of celelestial currency with a Welcome Package including: - $500 in paper Lunari™ bills - a Lunari™ CelestiaCoin - a diploma identifying you as an official “Moon Money Maniac!”

This is exactly the same as when Sophie is watching the Puppy Bowl and she thinks there are real dogs inside the TV

“Santa’s time of death: 8:08pm.”

A mascot named Big Cider Jug just came out to announce the Autumn Olympic Games are coming in 2032

Senator Tankerbell-looking dope

“I enjoyed that film and I would now like to read the book it is based on.”

Conservatives thinking they could challenge the cultural relevance of the actor behind the only new character to get a Happy Gilmore 2 cup…Happy Madison is the language spoken all around the world

“If AI can churn out meaningless wish fulfillment slop, what does that leave us????”

In the future all movies are just going to be that part in FREE GUY where Chris Evans is like four IP characters at once and busts out a lightsaber or whatever and there's a montage of characters reacting to the lightsaber like "is that a lightsaber? that's a lightsaber!"

Get me a hammer, WE NEED TO GET THEM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

This is really sad and I wish he had a chance to have an eventual career renaissance because I think he was an underrated actor who never got the parts he deserved. I’ve always wanted to see the mythical third segment he starred in that got cut from Todd Solondz’s STORYTELLING.

The Man in the Mirror (aka Myself*) from Michael Jackson’s “Man In The Mirror” *not me specifically but Us when we are looking into a mirror and we see Ourselves

The abacus now calculates that 90% of the kingdom’s treasure is being hoarded by dragons and here’s why that’s good for plebeians

Dink Bronk told employees at sKull, his artificially intelligent skeleton company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. skeletons and a massive cannon to blast them bones into space.

Anyone who didn’t like the Bad Bunny halftime thought Tito Puente shot Mr. Burns.

WHAT!????????

Here come da king

What did they find. What did they do

I’m always saying this

2027 Super Bowl ad: WorkThrust AI harnesses the microplastics already in your brain to deliver up-to-the-minute productivity reports to your employer (Jack Black as the character 'Hashtag Coolboss'): Holy KPI's, Kelly. You're a rockstar!

America, baby, I'm wondering what's next for you. The government is furious that an American man from Puerto Rico sang a message about friendship, unity, and family during the Superb Owl. ICE is still tormenting Minn. Is there just going to be pockets of unrest while everyone else chills forever?

What

*Bruce Springsteen recording early demo* Everything dies, baby, that's a fact/ But maybe everything that dies someday comes back/ Put your chain mail on, get your crucifix ready/ We’re going to fight the Dracula of New Jersey

I loved the last Bad Bunny album and it was this song when I heard it that made me think “oh he’s an all-time great type of great” youtu.be/z608DuScKjs?...

Rob Schneider watching the TPUSA halftime show with tears streaming down his face because Bad Bunny has taken everything from him

Still the gold standard in celebrity ads

Will look tomorrow morning if there were any good Super Bowl ads for tomatoes or mustard.

The Super Bowl has been cancelled. All of the footballs rolled into the sewer.

I’m hearing that Pepsi might be dusting this ad off for the Super Bowl

I’m Banksy if you’ve ever liked my art please send me lots of money.

I love James L. Brooks. I’ve been struggling to understand what he was trying to do with ELLA MCCAY but then I found this hilarious self-effacing answer he gave which sums it up perfectly. This is a guy who loves and respects the craft of writing so much he lets it dictate where a story goes.

It’s hard to focus on anything else in ELLA MCCAY after The Scarf.

Goldie Hawn wanted a fighter jet

I turned to John Wick 4 on AMC and they showed someone getting shot in the head but bleeped Donnie Yen saying “shit”

Loving the Olympics

One of the great protagonists of fiction

Seeing a lot of great snow at the Olympics. The texture, the granularity, the shade of white…just immaculate snow. Everyone celebrates the athletes but no one ever acknowledges the snow which is what makes it all happen. The ice has been disappointing. I think the ice could use some work.