*howling to wake the shitposters of the night* emerge from the soil and hate, hate like you have never hated before

I will accept the $1.6 billion in taxpayer money brazenly stolen by the President of the United States so that the money goes to a neutral party and not towards something unjust. I feel it is the least I can do.

How am I supposed to care about something like this when WINGS reruns are still being aired in such poor quality that one can barely make out the face of Oscar-nominated actor Thomas Haden Church???

Ok cool it buddy

Glassy eyes. Mouth drooping. Hands out to try and keep his balance. Looks like someone was pre-gaming before his own premiere.

“I think there’s a dead body out there.”

There is a phenomenon where people are only obsessed with pop culture from their developing years so when the internet comes along and amplifies those shared influences, they run out of reference material and rely on increasingly meta ways to recontextualize the same things over and over again.

Grogu and Babu Frik just got caught on the kiss cam at a Coldplay concert. Both of them are married. What an embarrassing scandal to hit a week before their movie comes out.

I would like a review of THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU that just focuses on the puppet content. Please reassure us puppetheads that Grogu is going to do a lot of cute and funny things. I included some examples of puppets I love.

this is what anyone with a byline in the wall street journal looks like, to me

Two tickets for Mr. Grogu please

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone

The Horse From UNCLE

BLIND ITEM: This diminutive star of an upcoming Disney release is said to be green with envy that his big name co-star is getting all the coverage despite only being on set a quarter of the time. PR teams are keeping them separated as they fear fists with fly if these two end up in the same room.

Hear me out... Bond. Jeff Bond.

“Gumby, Grogu. Grogu, Gumby.”

tbh I might like this little doodle of Vukovich and Chance I just found in an old sketchbook more than the poster I spent 30 hours on

Wearing this in an open coffin

Sam Raimi staying in sicko mode as he should

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Still insane “You Oughta Know” was about Dave Coulier. That’s like if “You’re So Vain” turned out to be about Soupy Sales.

Bassist designer '98

Fridays are for The Good Gourd

Grogu is in an induced coma after suffering a serious medical event while filming Hot Ones. It is believed Da Bomb was simply too much for his small fragile body to handle. The Los Angeles DA’s office said Sean Evans could be charged with negligent homicide if Grogu dies.

Today we honour the bitties in the BK lounge…may you always beg and scrounge 🫡

The Steadfast Leader He keeps the rowdy gang in check. They refuse to believe it can make sense but he has faith that there is sense to be made out there. He is bland and also wears glasses which means he’s smart.

A figure atop an LA skyscraper at night pulls a tattered tarp off a spotlight and for the first time in years switches it on to cast a symbol asking for help into the night sky.

My man looking like a ghoul who hosts a VHS horror board game

If they had Pedro Pascal come chuck Grogu off the roof that movie would add another $20 million to its opening weekend

*me pushing the intercom button on my desk a day after buying the US Navy at an auction for $80* “I’d like to launch a naval assault on my neighbour Bronco.”

ANDOR is great because it isn’t made to entertain or inspire kids and instead adults watch it with a sly smile saying “heh, this *is* exactly like the real fascism happening everyday with no opposition”

I knew Grogu when his name was still Groguell Macintosh. He was the quiet kid in our theatre class until he got up and did the final monologue from Eric Bogosian’s Talk Radio and blew us all away. He was the real deal. An actor’s actor. But nothing corrodes integrity like money.

That main ascending riff that recurs throughout King Crimson’s Red does NOT scare me and anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Bosch: The Jazz Sounds of Bosch

I can’t get over how stupid this is. So blatantly just a front for a billionaire to get his awful opinions out but he somehow found the most charmless stooges to deliver it. This is a Mr. Burns bit.

These are all my friends. Grag, Nesley, Druella, and Beecky. Stop being so mean to them!!! They are trying their best.

I’d recommend tracking flights from New York to Saudi Arabia next week to see if people from Take Two Interactive are flying over to be ready to tell the Public Investment Fund subsidiary that has $3 billion invested in them that GTA6 will be delayed minutes before the May 21 earnings call!