the three genders

For the record this is UNBELIEVABLY good

becoming a descriptivist libertarian - I take no position on whether we should have laws, I simply observe that we do not

people saying weird stuff like it's normal ("I don't believe there's any moral justification for putting shrimp in Cinnamon Toast Crunch") and saying normal stuff like it's weird ("some people may unfollow me, but mayo is actually pretty good on sandwiches") are distinct but related phenomena

Sick of the braindead nazi games, let's have some wholesome Chinese horror for a palette cleanser. Can't believe I hadn't heard of this one yet. I love language puzzle games and it's not like that's a bustling niche. There's like... three.

I spend a lot of time thinking about how not to become another All-Edges Brownie Pan of fiction-writing. Lots of guys whose careers kicked off a few years before mine will never stop epicking their bacon and it's somehow worse than the fading disco dudes I remember from my childhood.

This is also tasteless artless trash but it knows it and I think I love it?

Farmer: Yeah we have a wheat for most times of the day. We don't have noon wheat though, that's actually impossible to have. Me: hold my bero

what the fuck are we doing people

yay summer 🤧

The Moondooloorioon and Groogoo

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

Very odd: Google Maps has literally erased the Eaton Fire from their satellite maps. After correctly showing postfire images for all of 2025, it has--apparently manually--been reverted to show pre-fire images. No explanation has been given.

Nightmare blunt rotation but crazy fuck pile

the first thing my beautiful tiny daughter said to me this morning was "can I see the horse tooting?"

Kimchi pancake fixed my cold and depression and the bond with my emotionally unavailable dad.

Maybe the Korean condiments workshop can clear my sinuses

The Crime Scene Cleaner devs appear to have things to say about the games industry and I feel very strongly we should let them.

this is good for your eyes and brain trust me

the login screen for bluesky with post editing has leaked

me: I will never pay $80 for a video game also me: if 8 games are on sale for $10 each I cannot be held responsible for my actions

I need to gush about this. They announced a "nightmare mode" and I assumed it'd be the standard video game challenge mode. "Play the whole game again but with a plastic bag over your head" kind of thing. But no! You do play the whole game again, but this time every map is a literal nightmare.

Congrats to Crime Scene Cleaner of all thing on being the first game since Silent Hill 2 to thematically earn its creepy mannequins.

We are open for submissions! Agitapublishing.com/submissions

Stardew Valley, Braid, Rimworld, Papers Please, Amnesia, Vampire Survivors

welp, i had a plan fall through and now i am in a bit of a pickle — this is a long shot, but do i know anyone who knows anyone with a couch that a broke filmmaker/academic (me) can crash on in Dublin next weekend (the night of May 22nd and/or 23rd)?? I promise I am fun & charming & low maintenance!

When I started debating this straw man I didn't expect to fall in love.

Astronauts risked their lives in the Venus Wars stopping Mars communists from taking the Moon. So they should get to cut the line at Wendy's. Yeah, I guess you're right. Spacesuit helmets do look weirdly similar to the fishbowls they had on sale at Target last month. Anyway, five Baconators, please.

buy Joe Koch's books, they are very good

This is so sad, man. Valve's whole self-disclosure and "you fucks sort it out amongst yourselves" policy is not working so hard you'd swear it wasn't meant to. And it's clashing quite horribly with their refusal to really crack down on malicious review bombing.

ADORABLE: Stray Kitten Hatches From Inside My Chest

My NSFW sketch zine includes entire pages from my sketchbooks, anatomy studies, original concepts, WIPs/sketches of finished artwork and horny ideas that came to me in the middle of the night. It's a collection that spans multiple years. #NSFWart #TransArt #TransmascNSFW 1/2

Writing tip: Before submitting your manuscript, read it aloud to yourself from beginning to end. Then go to the refrigerator and open its door. If the manuscript is good, all the potatoes will have turned into birds who fly out singing your name.

Happy one-year anniversary to the craziest sign I've ever seen in the window of a pizza shop

Dollmare is good but it REALLY hinges on you finding dolls creepy and I don't. I think dolls are cute. I think Pinhead doll is cute and I want one.

Can anyone put me on to a free food diary app that doesn't track calories AT ALL? It's ok if it tracks macro and micronutrients, but two days of one that tracks calories and I go weird

Going to spend this rainy sick day compressing files for archival purposes and I couldn't be happier honestly.

If Valve got nothing they got the motherfucking audacity.

"he's the little magazine guy. when you see him, you gotta get his magazine"

any video game with any interface different from Crin's Castle is hot garbage and I'm tired of people pretending they don't know this

This is the fourth game I've played just this month with a Weeping Angel mechanic. You know, when the hostile NPCs only move when you're not looking at them. It was fun for a while but we're really overdoing it. I get it, animating is hard but this isn't the way. I'm not mad but stop. Stop.

What if Layers of Fear was anime and good?

Not far enough into MiSide to know if it's good yet but as someone raised on 80s kids movies, I do love a story with a magical premise going "don't worry how this happened, it happened and we're going to go with it, okay? Okay let's go."

I'd pay more for a blogging platform that didn't have email newsletters, paid memberships, or analytics, and instead just focused on making the act of blogging, writing, and customizing enjoyable. it's not that I don't want readers, I just don't want it to feel like a second job.