Over 24 hours plus way too much cleaning up just to go "eh, too much chicken."

He can do things Wolfe and Le Guin never could: consistently write the literary equivalent of paisley wallpaper.

never not thinking of that "do you even cuddle, bro? do you nurture" video

Lol, sure, in the sense that most people I've met have actively made fun of it.

The number of people who have blocked me in the last day for suggesting its dumb to blame every American, especially the ones on Bluesky, for the country's current government is very Bluesky. There's nothing some folks here love more than hating everything, but from the left.

I just want one thing and it's disgusting fucking

Censors be warned, the more you ban stuff like tits and hole, the more you'll train the youth to jack and jill it to tradwife dog crate cocktail content.

Yuko has been winterized

not quite my tempo but I know a lot of you freaks will love it

InfoWars is now live.

So many Puerto Ricans didn't get anything to help them rebuild, but this slow strangulation is bipartisan Without Obama's imposition of PROMESA, the energy grid wouldn't have been as weakened when Maria hit All to avoid upsetting hedge funds

Describe the economy in a single sentence

Steve of Finland

Hot summer tips to beat the heat!

When I was starting out with bookbinding we got a lot of practice books that were just this, because apparently there's a sizeable market for people who want the aesthetic of a nice bookshelf or library but can't be arsed to source actual books to put in them and just buy them in bulk.

There's something about some of us who live in places where we get cold winters where we think we're wasting a hot day by staying inside. Given climate change, I think we need to get comfy with the idea that this is like the equal but opposite version of below freezing days.

me n my bsky mutuals

a quick rendering

Just because it's a given that the purpose of this entire thing is to slide your construction cronies a couple mil doesn't explain why none of the cronies are actually good at their job.

Gamers, can a guy who really really cares about story pick up the Assassin's Creed series somewhere in the middle? Has there ever been a sort of narrative reset in the series? I remember bouncing off the first one a few times so I'd rather not start there but there's some pretty sweet deals.

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

I try and keep an open mind but every time I try a AAA game again I genuinely feel like I'm in a mall. I spent too much money just getting here, I'm horribly overstimulated, there's shitty teens everywhere, every flat surface is trying to sell me something and there's a 60% chance I'll see a Minion.

Apparently when you're 40 your "special treat" of McDonald's and a cigarette comes with a secret special side order of shitting yourself inside out.

Classy indie horror freaks, take note.

The mobile game market is actually a great vision of the future they would like. Completely controlled by a few platforms, rent only, no restraints on scams, a genuine hazard to children and just a hair removed from the kind of casino where even if you win, you get mugged in the parking lot.

This is an incredible game.

Hey quick question, what is it with insane rightoids and pickleball? Also what's pickleball?

It's Canada Day and you know what that means! Time to dust off this random thread of Canadian foods I made a year ago because I won't do free labor on this, a day to celebrate me and I guess the other people who live near me. Unroll this thread and bathe in Canadian deliciousness.

not saying being queer is a choice, more that "is it a choice" should stop being the key question this isn't a criminal trial where we're deciding if you're culpable enough to charge you with first degree gay or if we can knock it down to manslover

This movie whipped incredible ass. At one point the main character used a hammer to build a tower out of men. I think that's a selling point. You should see movies where they do that.

SOMEONE GET THE LADY A SPARKLY DRESS

I just don't have the heart

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I keep forgetting that I've deliberately curated a feed of very witty people, and I'm always starkly reminded when something funny happens and I look at what everyone else is posting. These state fair jokes would get you kicked out of a GTA writers' room. Bad job everyone except my friends.

Got a teaspoon that's twice as old as me, from a cutlery set my parents got at their wedding. I've taken it everywhere since I first moved out. I hate it so much.

Cute guy on a scooter winked and flashed that how-you-doin' smile at me and my genuine first reaction was to look around to see where the rest of the pickpocket gang was.

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Very good video actually. Worth your time. It's not an hour of dunking on a malingering beef dork if that's a worry for you.

I just checked, they're still around and this is still their jingle.

A new collection from Greg’s like a holiday. Only better, since I actually celebrate it: www.kickstarter.com/projects/gre...

lesbians listen up, we been had

things you learn in PDFs: an unspecified aquarium holds a little ceremony where they take out the barrier between the male and female tanks and watch the octopuses mate on Valentine's Day (Source: AZA care manual for giant pacific octopus: assets.speakcdn.com/assets/2332/...)

I on the other hand am watching you all like a hawk. I've got an elaborate tier system that ranks all of you by a complicated matrix of personal preferences and a proprietary formula that tells me how excited I should be when someone follows me and my brain works in the normal way.

one of Emmett Rensin’s previous articles with the LA Review of Books was about our 2009-2012 relationship, a text which gives an unbearably misleading sense of those years. he had me give him notes on it, and my first one was, glibly, “you left out the time you threatened to hit me with your car”.

Hey remember when we spent five years shitting on Winona Ryder for shoplifting? The fuck was that about?

I haven't watched tv since i found out that my hero, Bart simpson, is played by a woman

If you see this post your mentor

a terrible group of people got married this weekend and made their guests and a bunch of servers do this for dinner.