Comrades! I see lots of you pics of Lenin and Stalin near decorated spruces. These are often captioned as “Christmas” but it’s a religious holiday Bolsheviks absolutely did not celebrate. Instead the celebrations depict New Year celebrations— commonly known as «Ёлка» — New Year tree.

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

Current Christmas fight: is Mick Jagger a Disney character? I said yes because he's in one of the Pirates movies and those are a Disney property. At this very moment I am being persecuted for my beliefs by my own people like Jesus.

MY SON CAME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS 😭

Gold standard of modern adventure games but also just a solid urban fantasy story. Love this one!

60) People who love saying “I love animals more than people” are deeply sus. Oh you prefer interacting with creatures that can’t talk back and have no autonomy? Ok bud.

IT IS TIME. Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

Which one of you did this?

Well, my uncle died too. Turns out he was the victim of a romance scam and died thinking the whole family had abandoned him and didn't trust him enough to believe his girlfriend was real. His kids had the funeral without telling us because they "assumed we saw it on Facebook." I'm heartbroken.

ending solitary confinement is the necessary first step in imagining a justice system that truly serves justice, that serves the people. Solitary Watch helps people whose humanity the current system tries to destroy. at the end of the year, consider helping them in their work.

Any suburban horror writers need inspiration?

bluesky: there is no notification when your post is promoted to the Discover tab me: then how will I know if it happened full legal names with no avatars: you posted "happy winter!" but I don't like winter, also it's summer in Australia, whatever happened to critical thinking bluesky: you'll know

y'all hoes want some romance?

sending love, light, and warmth as the sun sets on the Longest Night

Instead of going with the mainstream appeal of a rotund and middle-heavy trilogy, with her massive naturals and flabby middle, why not give a chance to the tight and underappreciated duology? She's not the sexiest offering on the shelf but let me tell you writer boy, she'll treat you right.

anyone done this yet

So first of all I'm not mad, I understand being a new parent is a lot, but I'm seeing a lot of tiny babies this winter who aren't wearing teddy bear onesies and I'm just going to ask everyone to step it up a bit.

Omg lmao

If you are under 18 please do not interact with this account. Not because I post anything inappropriate, I will just play a lot of 90s alt rock.

I mean... is he wrong?

Good point Anna! Let's sit down with our ideological allies and define the racially pure in a rigorous, consistent way. As Constitutional lawyers, we wouldn't want mistakes to creep into our racial hygiene program.

*standing defiantly against the evils of the world* You'll never break me. I was born with a crack in my ass. I was made this way.

Casually dating lately, and straight guys really do love to talk. Immediately stand out by asking her some questions. She'll appreciate it lol

Are there any dads on here? Please talk to me I need to know if you sneezed normal before that happened.

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I think my most medieval witch urge is that when I see a hot priest I go "hmmmm bet I could"

hey man i think you grabbed my shoes, yours are over here AI GUY: well let's think about what a shoe is. something that feet go inside. so you're saying i grabbed your apartment? what do you even mean? only THESE are shoes and they're YOURS? i don't think that kind of essentialism is a helpful lens

Well, grandpa appears to be dying. No great loss but it is hard to watch someone regret everything at the end of their life and not have it matter at all. Can't even forgive him because he'll only apologize to a priest. Don't leave being a good person until the very end I guess is the lessen here.

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I think Paul was prepared to take a beating for his cred but Tate abso-fucking-lutely went in there with the confidence of Elon Musk and the athleticism of Elon Musk.

Everyone on Tarantino's case for a perfectly pedestrian (hah!) fetish but Cameron's thing is so much weirder dude.

New editions of both books are in the works, but it could take up to a year, so now is the time to get them if you don’t want to wait!

Logging into Reddit to catch up on Tumblr. Logging into BlueSky to see what Twitter is up to. Logging into Youtube to see what TikTok is doing. Logging into PornHub to keep up with Instagram. Logging into Tumblr to see peener.

One of the most genuinely endearing things my mom does is finish my sentences and she's never once been right.

Someone said Sleep Token's genre is sea shanty and now I can't unhear it.

Sometimes I'll be going about my day, doing dishes or watching TV, and I'll idly wonder how Ogtha and her husband are doing these days. Part of me is always thinking a little bit about Ogtha.

I need everybody to stop posting just the right though. the left hook that sets it up is beautiful, and that's why Joshua smiles. he has set the table and then he eats

watching people wake up and see that jake paul got his ass kicked to the curb has like a weird schadenfreude x christmas morning vibe

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I'm honestly so proud of my friends and our community, thank you so much to everyone who supported the Jingle Jam. We contributed an insane £138,000 for The Trevor Project to this!

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god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude

conservative austerity: we love to defund government programs! we're doing it to destroy the social safety net and enrich our friends 😀 liberal austerity: we hate to defund government programs. but we must do it. to uh.. preserve the social safety net. and enrich our uhhhh... nation's future 😏

Risking a controversial opinion here but you know what? Good on him for FINALLY fighting someone who isn't completely washed up in a sport they barely even train in. He took that ass whooping like a fighter. Plus it's fun to see his memories of childhood launch out of every hole.