What Hell looks like...

Has there ever been a book or doc or whatever about corporate art? Not just visual art but stuff like Alegria, Muzak, art made by corporations to fulfill some corporate mandate. I think I'm developing a new hyperfixation.

I need everyone's best guess as to what woke porn is. Is it like woke video games? Porn with women?

As spotted by a reader at @powells.bsky.social. Honestly, the dream has always been for my hometown to refer to me as "local madman."

can we do a cis day of invisibility instead? just one fuckin day when I don't have to see any posts from cis people

Dont post about grocery prices unless you want to hit the discover feed and get the most unhinged people to ever use a website in your mentions. We got grocery store defenders, we got 'just make everything from scratch' guys, grow you own fooders. The options are endless and theyre all annoying

If your bread machine says never add more than 4 cups of flour+grains combined, TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

Devs in the atproto community! I will be organizing some meetups in the near future and will be reaching out Also- don’t hesitate to reach out if you want to discuss the state and future of the ecosystem, what we’re doing with attie, or anything else. I can’t just … open my DMs but we’ll find a way

Children are whole persons and deserve to be treated as such.

If It was still the 2000s an author could get some traction out of the underground side professions genre fiction implies. Minotaur tailors. Vampire coffin carpenters. Werewolf panic room designers. Wing and tail physiotherapists. Still kinda want to. My comedy sensibilities are very millennial.

I'm still not sure what Freddy Got Fingered even is and it exists in this suspended state between brilliance and trash, I do not understand, but no joke has ever made me laugh harder. Tears. Howling.

You could not pay me to pretend to be this dull.

Cat dead. Details later.

You know what? Not too fucking bad for a first try.

Okay so I got a bit sidetracked but listen, homemade dashi is absolutely worth the effort plus you get to make your own rice seasoning with the leftovers, anyway back to what I was doing. Pork? I think pork?

You can't substitute dried seaweed for sage. The shamblers will obey just fine but they'll absolutely reek of rotten fish.

Leaving for the grocery store for the THIRD FUCKING TIME TODAY to pick up the things I forgot the first two times but goddammit pork cutlets WILL happen, I am LOCKED IN

We must find Kenneth, feed him magic mushrooms, and listen to his prophecies.

Hey! I'm looking for a couple of beta readers for a very short digital piece. More specifically, I'm after feedback from impartial acquaintances (or strangers!) who don't know me very well. Please drop me a reply or a DM if you'd be up for it! 🫶

[barely holding myself together in the car to sing along] LOVE DARES YOU TO CARE FOR THE PEOPLE ON THE EDGE OF THE NIGHT

"Your original character has now been sentenced to a coffee shop AU" The coffee shop, along with much of the continent, has been flattened by a moon-sized lump of meat.

My most recent newsletter's out. . . Unsurprisingly, I'm once again promoting my upcoming reading of "Blanquitos" buttondown.com/crosshatches...

I... had forgotten about pass codes. My god. The world we left behind. Was also full of cops actually, it sucked.

Imagine having beef with Jenny Nicholson

“didn’t you read any instructions before starting your own experiment?” shut the hell up

Gallagher is still on the stage. No one has stopped him. He leans on his hammer, casting a shadow through the steam rising from the stage. He's asking for another child from the audience and *no one has stopped him*.

If you want a taste of the old internet you can just go discover some random websites and see what happens. For example I went looking for comivs and saw two swastikas and a tiddie just like in the old days. neocities.org/browse

Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities

me: no kings? what about Yes Queens! executioner: ok

Dealing with intrusive thoughts like "I should make my own bao buns" and "cilantro is the powerhouse of the bao."

HOW DID I MISS THIS AAHHHHHH

It's a respectable non-chromium alternative! Please, you have to listen! Floorp!

scrambled.page cool features - build a website without having to code - save the source and load it back in so you can edit it again - export to html and host anywhere - free!!!!!!!!

If I were to do it all again I would make some tweaks to this typography, but I'm happy to gotten the chance to put my money where my mouth is. Art by @gorangligovic.bsky.social, story by @kjy1066.bsky.social, design by yours truly

Didn't get diagnosed so much as I got peer reviewed.

I had the complete opposite reaction there. But it made the underlying theme of the movie stronger to me. "The people with whom you need to find solidarity are not necessarily going to be cool or sexy to you" is a critical anti-fascist message.

itss hapening

ADHD diagnosis get 👍

Chuck Hardwood starred in High Plains Fister, a Fistful of Asshole and has an uncredited load in For A Few Assholes More. probably the most recognizable face (not to say cock!) of the Spaghetti Porn genre. That's enough about me though. Tell me about the Christian coffee shop. Cups of Grace right?

We've entered peak weather conditions: chilly but blue sky during the day to refresh the spirit, storms and hail at night to chase away the night screamers.

I would never ask anyone to watch close to 5 hours of Louis CK analysis on Youtube but if you happen to be in the mood for close to 5 hours of Louis CK analysis on Youtube, you could do much worse. Less a pontificating analysis and more a personal story by a comedian who watched his hero fall.

Husband and I were talking about very granular details of Arrested Development, one of my favorite shows, and when he mentioned Ann I genuinely went "who?" Could not remember that character at all, and when he reminded me I went "her?" Man thought I was doing a bit for the remainder of his life.

Two hours remain! You still have two hours left to buy Vampire: The Masquerade — Night Road for 25% off.

Me: *barely keeping a straight face* H-hey, doc, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Oh, god no! I doubt you'll be able to do much of anything what with diarrhea constantly shooting out of your ears and eyes. Me: *through tears* ...But I couldn't before.

My boyfriend (32m) and me (33ft) were kicked out of the giant discord for a problematic height gap, can we sue?

Miette awoke from uneasy dreams to find that you change her body like the cockroach

These are like Bsky's top 4 fetishes in one GIF.