just made hands down the best turkey ive ever tasted thanks to the combo of brining the shit out of it and a wifi thermometer keeping me from opening the fucken oven door every 10 minutes. i want you to put the word out that we back up etc

the cash cab killed a guy

they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA

A trusted brand. I will buy it .

just met the new neighbors while having forgotten I'm wearing my lucky gambling shirt and lucky spider man head necklace

guy showed up fully covered in eczema and open sores so we are changing it from no loads refused to one load refused

Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally

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Wow

I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight: HUNGRY? Get ready not to be

Hell of a day for launching a few eggs. Stay sun smart out there gang

the hashtag "prolapse"..... cant recommend it

in 2009 you used to be able to post "pussy look like a ham buger" and they would give you a show on tv. now you have to post 200 tick tocks of you trying to leg sweep people at the super market

there was an episode of Ricki Lake titled "You May Think It's Wack... But I'm Addicted To Teasing My Crack!" and when this little bald man came out on stage with his big feather everyone booed

lmao it's a banner day for old nasty guys

suddenly seeing a lot of jealous posts from fake ppl acting like they wouldn't fuck 2 really nasty leathery old men..

in forrest gump 2 it is revealed that forrest is satoshi nakamoto

internet is crazy

Game’s probably over, post good TikToks

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

softbank, who gave $450m to robot pizza startup "zume" which burned it all and never expanded out of mountain view, has actually bailed on something. thats wild

they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!

You ever see a dog like this. No thoughts in her head whatsoever

Trivia alert! Tim Berners-Lee, creator of the World Wide Web, also invented the inflatable sumo fat suit. Thank you for everything, Mr Berners-Lee!

oh no my time machine worked and now im being chased by a cow boy

the real space race is being up there chilling having a bbq and a couple of cold ones and maybe like a sick porch

i need to know when polls close and i need to know where to watch to see all the bad people freaking the fuck out

i wish there were a more recent pic of ellen pointing a gun. i would use it in the group chat all the time

good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...

rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut. www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...

Made one of these for the house so I know when to leave to catch a train. There are live train data apis you can just use. Pretty neat of them

its just how she likes to sit

i can't wait until we all prosper from AI! any minute now

elliott smith is the king of "get up!" music. the guy loved to boogie no doubt about it

i found out from hedonism 2's facebook page that 1) there are people riding out a cat 5 hurricane at the hedonism 2 swingers sex resort and 2) melissas a freak

sugar free red bull hits different in an office

Heads up introverts, autodidacts and other former gifted kids: at this point if you haven't covered up your old harry potter tattoos.... uhhh...... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............

Check out this ramen I had earlier. Don't know what the otjer pics are sorry

Ok so weird thing about Apple Music is it makes the album art your whole lock screen so now the bus driver thinks my fuckin phone wallpaper is Big Willie Style

Pork katsu curry w omelette for late #lunch Hash tag #latelunch

can't wait to be on my deathbed and have some distant relative I've never met with a chat gpt subscription run a shitty photo of my parents when they were 30 through some video ai stupid shit to talk to me while I'm totally fucked up and immobile saying "hello son. you're dying now. that's mid"

kind of weird to still do the :) smiley face but putting the nose on it is sooo nasty :-) <--- show me this shit and im out

Last night I had a dream I was at a wedding where the groom's vows were "When I'm around you, I always want to blow a crazy load" and I laughed which made everyone at the wedding mad at ME (?????)