a ffew months ago i dreamed i was getting a tattoo of the king of hearts (playing card) but the picture in the middle was milhouse. so last weekend i went and got it . please forgive my fat, red arm

ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut

if they ever show what "cousin it" looks like under all the hair i think he's going to look like e.t but with skin thats all red and veiny like a dogs dick

Yuko wants to grill. so we will grill

Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care

ive shitted in here 👇

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

LOST because it made me stop watching tv pretty much altogether

"hmm ireally messed up making this shitty basket. guess ill put a lot of food in it" bud you Fucked up. look it is spilling our bountiful harvest everywhere. stupid ass

im just...... me.............

ever get a charlie horse in your sleep and wake up? and you ever forget what its called in the moment so you groan "auuughhh i got a, fuckin, camel toe" real loud in the night? yes we all have. its normal

"jons tech tips" ebay is loaded with shitty 11" celeron/4gb ram/usb-c charging chromebooks that you can install linux on and throw in a bag and forget about. the thing that makes them worthwhile now is the usb-c charging, so you dont have to keep a specific charger

Donald Trump due to your recent actions and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Berman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!

i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"

Yuko at the park

Reba

One of the best to ever do it

on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby

younger guy on train fuckin wearing one of these types of shit. wall e ass

she put her whole pussy into this one

avatar: fart and ass. thank you .

wow

dunno if its my (unofficially) diagnosed adhd or the fact htat i was in the gifted program as a child but this shit was easy as fuck ?? like???????

She loves to splay out on the warm concrete for 5 minutes then she goes inside to cool off and then back out. She is god's idiot and I love her

why does the oven say piss…

5 years ago i came to australia for good and it was during restrictions so there was a total of 18 people on this 787 in the middle of the ocean at midnight which was wild. and then 8 hours later some armed guys took me to the quarantine hotel and told me this was my couch which was also wild

i took such nasty delight back in old times on like team fortress classic saying "oh shit theres a new gun press alt-f4" and seeing 2 or 3 people disappear from the game

mmy neighbor said their company's christmas gift to employees was that someone used ai to make a vid of everyone morphing into each other like the Black or White video

ohhhhhhh hell yeah its the fuckin solstice !!!!! fuck the equinox its #solstice the god damn #Solstice ‼️‼️

i love showcases.. but i hate showdowns

watched that fallout show last night

AVATAR: FIRE & ASH review embargo has lifted and once again we are treated to a journey into the mind of one of the masters of the form, James Cameron. This time, the conflict is deeper and more visceral than we saw in the original AVATAR and THE WAY OF WATER. MY REVIEW BELOW 👇🧵

probably the last main thing missing from blue sky now is the endless parade of nasty 70 year old men replying to local weather presenters and wwe divas with videos of them firing loads into the toilet .

when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do

We do however have Blake’s Lotaburger, which responded to Luigi’s arrest by producing an ad about how they would never snitch

if time travel isn't real then explain how a shirt from 2034 got on ebay

two 9 year olds discussing whether spiderman could beat a frankenstein

(huell howser voice) just look at that little e.t. guy drinkin up all the coors lights. oh now hes askin for trouble, hes tryin to put a fork in the outlet. well would you look at that he lit up like a christmas tree

would be SUPER embarrassing to forget to take off your penis cage and the mri machine fuckin rips your whole dick and balls off

polycule in jeopardy after escape room failure

"hmm i dont know the answer to this, but i asked chat gpt" shut the fuck up . you are useless

Guess who is 13 years old...... it's Yuko!!!!! Happy birthday Yuko you nasty little pig !!!

i ahve cleared blue sky's australia age verification face scan. i foudn out i needed to do this when i noticed on "whats hot classic" one of the many, many penis pictures was blurred out.

well. my phones text size setting used to be the smallest possible from 2008 until now. ive just turned it up one notch. im old!! im fucken old !!!!!

if i were at ihop right now i would never say "rooty tooty fresh n fruity" to someone. i would rather point at the picture like a baby than say that series of words out loud . and thats the #IHOPRant #rants #foodrant #restaurantrant

its hot and windy and i just stepped in cat shit BUT i found a good shirt at savers

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?