If something is "a feast for the eyes" that means it looks good "A feast for the senses": it has a smell on it "A feast for body and soul" (?): i don't know. get out of there

the military says its trying to do the end of the world. sounds like they have watched " HONEY BOO BOO

Donald Trump due to your erratic behaviour and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Burnman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!

I help cook community dinners here most Wednesdays. The space also does other cool things for the community like distributing free groceries. Chuck it some money to help set up its new home if you can: chuffed.org/project/cata...

Clive Clemons' Inappropriate Response Channel check-in : 121s

how im trying ot be

if you have a fancy $200 keyboard without a function/media key row, and like you need to have another "layer" to hit all the normal keys and shit, you have absolutely made a dumb ass purchase. you have to learn how to hit the tilde key again like a baby. you paid big bucks to become a clown .

woke up to the email no one ever wants to receive....

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

a real "san jose guy" thing i saw on multiple occasions is guys who dont smoke but show up to the bar with a zippo to do little zippo flip tricks and light cigarettes for the women who do smoke. nasty ass! you work at ebay!! stop it !!

TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head." ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."

i hate when stuff happens much to my chagrin . chagrin sucks especially when something happens much to it 👎

saw a [LLJK] gamer in the wild. felt like discovering one of those deserted island japanese soldiers who thought the war was still going on

saw a shirt at the thrift store over the weekend that said PAWG and i wonder if a pawg died or they just stopped being a pawg or perhaps they were discovered to be a false pawg ..?

i think if you're hitting rock bottom and reviewing fast food in your car on youtube you shouldnt take the tomatoes and pickles and shit off of it. because now youve given up the game and you're not reviewing the food. you're just eating your lunch and talking to yourself on cam

new mural in newtown

in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026

i fucked up obs somehow and now its crashing when i open it so instead of streaming a game netxt week i will probably just stream that thing where you put your hand flat on the table and poke a knife between the fingers really fast

whwen the queen died i posted that she was in a hang gliding accident and an old bald british guy called me the c word

i was a designer baby

found a screen shot i took years ago of a live stream where 4 crypto guys went over to redfoo's house for some reason and built a shitty javascript game on the blockchain (??) and one of the guys just constantly held a tennis racket like a ukulele for like an hour

i much prefer showers over baths and i think it's because of my long held belief that in a bath water would get in a persons hole and they would have to flip over in the tub and shoot the water back out

i made kangaroo burgers earlier and she had one and lost her mind . now its 1:30am and shes still awake staring at me in case i make more

She wanted to be on da call

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

this moring i had some most vile, acrid diarrhea of my life. if i shitted that onto captain planet he would die

cool

i love My Beast

yall fw doritos hot cross buns or nah⁉️🤨

It's Yuko the pug

Old friends, together again. @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

a gift from america . i missed these babies

the guy from the guinness world record for longest fingernails who had them coiled up in a bag was on tv a little too much ib my opinion. he was everywhere for a while with his nasty little pillowcase. i hated it

hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”

wild how many of these we sitll use today

got a live one here yowza

i was googling tom terrific. may your addy script never run out, michael random or whatever

@falconryfinance.bsky.social sorry that your repost of the tom terrific pic on x isn't doing so good

i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.

Wow

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

she runs the house and shes an asshole about it but its fine because shes cute..... its Yuko

In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.

check her out she’s incredible

im imagining a kind of awards show for people who need to fuck off forever, not so much for like the sex pests and convicted criminals but just for people we're all tired of. and getting one of these awards is humiliating enough that they go away of their own volition for good