i worked at a computer repair place like 20 years ago and they had to fire this guy, a big long haired metallica type dude, because he got pissed off at a laptop and threw it into the drywall like a huge shuriken

fantasy: finger buns. hey whatever floats your boat bud -JH

was walking up the street behind an influencer this morning and she was talking to a camera on a stick saying sydney smells like pee. 1) no it does not 2) dont say that when im in the bg

lmao god damn it

last night i went to the youtube video for Jimmy Ray "Are You Jimmy Ray?" and commented "who still listening to this in 2026" and within like 20 minutes it got a thumbs up. i cant prove it at all but i choose to believe it was Jimmy Ray

how can a dog be 13.5 years old and not notice by now that food has to be cooked and we have to wait for it to cook before we can eat it !! chill out babe✨💞

having run afoul of "movie bob" i type this to you from the top of a cold and dark hill where i will stand in atonement until sun-up. may the light of the new day purge the sickness set upon me by Belial, the Great Deceiver himself, through which my ignorant keystrokes led me to the Realm of Fools..

rumor is that "star trek starfleet academy" on paramount got 400k total views. that's cumulative, across all 10 episodes. the budget was arouind $100m for the season so thats fuckin dire if true !!! each VIEW cost $250 !!!!!

Please call your representatives right NOW they need to go to congress ASAP and urge RANDY RAINBOW to make an EMERGENCY PARODY SONG !!!!!!!

years ago there was a sexy babe scam account that dmed me a bunch trying to start chatting and i finally replied like 'please stop' and it changed its avatar pic from the hot babe to darth maul and blocked me

Donald Trump due to your recent erratic statements and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Bornman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!!!

australia has secret superplums that have blood in them and antioxidants out the ass hole. im as healthy as a really healthy dog

5g radiation coronavirus vaccine bimbofication scheme finally worked but it only worked on one guy. back to the drawing board :\

your order has shipped

the best day at school was when a dog would be loose on the playground. the second best day was when the janitor would get up on the roof and throw all the lost balls down and we would all run to catch them. i should have my real estate license very soon

when someone calls themselves a "creator" its fuckin sad. have some respect for yourself! say you make videos or art or write or whatever! "creator" means "i produce chum for platforms in the way they require for better engagement" it means you "chase the meta" and this makes you Not Artistic !!!

it would be crazy if it happens while you're on a plane because some of the passengers would start crying and like have no where to go for hours while everyone else is really happy and laughing and going nuts

それではここで、うちの猫さまのあくびをご覧いただきましょう

great move by anthropic making "claude code" a CLI app. no quicker way to make dumb guys feel like they're doing something smart than to get them to use the terminal

you see me wearing this shit you should chop my head clean off like a samurai

MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it

every time i have to even slightly dress up for anything i think about dress code cracked

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

This is Yuko she is enjoying the sun .

Good morning to everyone except the worst computer industry promotional pin.

a good gag on grindr or sniffies or whatever would be to use it from an airplane so th pic of your penis or ass goes flying across the map at 500 mph .

fuck the equinox !!!!! i hate it!! im a #solsticeman

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10 years ago today was like woodstock for the group chat

one hell of a bookoff haul today gang

poop sucks i flush it every time 👎

in 1989 the worlds tallest ferris wheel was built in yokohama. it was overtaken a few years later by bigger ones and is now somewhere around the 20th tallest, but it's still billed as "the world's tallest ferris wheel (with a clock function)" because theres a clock on it

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do the Billy Joel gacha

cherry blossoms and other cool plants

chilis has been fucked up. the 2 for 1 beers thing was a scam. the beers were tiny

This is dope

were truly all the same....

got to tokyo and a japanese toilet just powerwashed my hole for the past 2 hours. ive burned out waterpik motors trying this at home

If something is "a feast for the eyes" that means it looks good "A feast for the senses": it has a smell on it "A feast for body and soul" (?): i don't know. get out of there

the military says its trying to do the end of the world. sounds like they have watched " HONEY BOO BOO

Donald Trump due to your erratic behaviour and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Burnman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!

I help cook community dinners here most Wednesdays. The space also does other cool things for the community like distributing free groceries. Chuck it some money to help set up its new home if you can: chuffed.org/project/cata...

Clive Clemons' Inappropriate Response Channel check-in : 121s

how im trying ot be

if you have a fancy $200 keyboard without a function/media key row, and like you need to have another "layer" to hit all the normal keys and shit, you have absolutely made a dumb ass purchase. you have to learn how to hit the tilde key again like a baby. you paid big bucks to become a clown .

woke up to the email no one ever wants to receive....

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

a real "san jose guy" thing i saw on multiple occasions is guys who dont smoke but show up to the bar with a zippo to do little zippo flip tricks and light cigarettes for the women who do smoke. nasty ass! you work at ebay!! stop it !!