i much prefer showers over baths and i think it's because of my long held belief that in a bath water would get in a persons hole and they would have to flip over in the tub and shoot the water back out

i think self hosting software is maybe the only "interest" my friends all have in common lol

It was the girl reading this

I'm sure this has been said but the reason the NFL will do a halftime show all in Spanish is because they have saturated the US market, worship money, and are desperate for any international growth. They'd put the Super Bowl in Beijing if they thought they could get an expansion league there.

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This is exactly it: Trump is a brain dead old man who doesn't even know what he's looking at. And if an NFL coach can say that, everyone can.

I'm tired as shit man this Super Bowl party better have a kids room so I can go in there and play snorlax for a few

Chris from Family Guy has revealed he is battling a hepatitis infection. Doctors say he is expected to make a full recovery.

I'm in a chaos space marines chapter called "the baby brains" where we bioengineer our brains to be as small as possible. It's so we only think about chaos!! And you can see them through the backs of our helmets

(Walking up to you with barf on my sweatshirt) so what are we doing next

I got my son a book of the NFL all time greats so he would stop saying every player active today is the goat. And he has now swung all the way to Unc mode saying every player is no jerry rice.

i thought i might have done that, but i checked and it was an ascii drawing of a gun to linux to****ds

/poll what is the best shape for a pleasure structure: - pleasure dome - pleasure cube - pleasure prism - other

They’ll be hearing from his father

can we get some personal liability for executives going in the chat?

A dispatch from Surprise AZ where residents gathered to protest plans for a warehouse concentration camp in their community by @azrww.bsky.social “Despite this evidence of authoritarian power, it is possible for even the most local form of government to take a stand in the name of the people.”

Times article has an incredible illustration

a pretty good reason to be unrelenting and uncompromising on abolition is because you can presume that every dem loyalist thinks like this: continuing to fund and build the gestapo in between handing it off to republican administrations—rather than dismantling it—is entirely acceptable to them

Substack data breach happened in October. Substack discovers data breach five months later in February. Five months to detect a data breach is... not good. Unclear if Substack found the breach on its own accord, or if it was notified by way of the hacker's extortion demand.

who the hell are all these guys running for congress

Some people say that Stranger Things is over but I say let the fun begin. Or as Lucius from Stranger Things would say: "the end is just the start of something unbeknownst..." I really believe that.

Stranger Things might be over but the fun doesn't have to stop there. You can team up with your favorite guys like the Mind Flayer all over again by getting a picture of them on a sticker or basketball, just like in Stranger Things

One word: Stranger Things rewatch. Now.

some of yall need this

Still in awe at my daughter, who doesn't like to "do" anything, coming to me with a plan to make mochi from scratch because a character in one of her mangas did it, which she completed this morning, and then returned to her room to be frozen in carbonite or whatever the fuck she does up there

They should release some more guys' emails. Kind of seems like almost any guy would do

Hate it when my idiot dog starts licking my leg and then the jealous dog starts doing it too because he thinks he's missing out on something. There's nothing there. I'm just me

Professors are "reverse mandated reporters"- if they have reason to believe someone is involved in perpetrating sexual misbehavior, they are obligated to defend them

@possumacquainter.bsky.social are you watching Moana 2 AGAIN

Average text from my daughter

How much time did this guy spend on vacation??

lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live

The other day my dog pissed in the house overnight and I realized it was because when we went outside the night before they found some raccoons up in a tree and got so excited they forgot to piss. That's probably more excited than you want to be

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

when they tell you to go back to writing about gadgets www.theverge.com/policy/86857...

I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable. Biden himself said they were fabricated! www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

Think I got sick from eating my sons leftovers but it was like 3/4 of a cuban sandwich, what am I made of stone

I'm not happy about it, I'm not proud, but this is instantly what I thought of, seeing this, and I have to be honest about that.

It's pretty funny to run an AI antisemitism bracket when one of them said they were Hitler. You have to really believe in any given Sunday to think you're going to get an upset there.

Grief for the events in Minnesota has made me not want to post my usual goofs on this website. But the passage of time and the arrival of the latest issue of Gulp! Magazine, the trade publication for beverage packaging professionals, have slowly renewed my spirits.

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I think if I were announcing a new bug I'd make the slogan "back...and bugger than ever." But that's just my opinion and I know not everyone agrees of me.

AI recommendation engines are so powerful now

On his deathbed Scott Adams has received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Soon he will look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

the replay really makes this one

you know whats kind of annoying. if i wanted to make a funny post about being on a fake show called "The Herbalist" where I play Dr. Mark Anansi, PhD, I cant say its on CBS. "The Herbalist" is like the guy who got turned into Swamp Thing meets Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. Its not some Nazi crap

Dang it sounds like there's really only one solution if these people cannot be reintegrated into civil society without posing a danger to themselves and others. I think you should post it instead of me though.