I'm reading about a plan the army had to lure Saddam out of the spider hole by carpet bombing the area with porno mags, but in test runs a little porno kept falling in the hole, rendering the whole thing pointless

whenever i actually do work i wind up looking at my work product and thinking, damn thats good. i should do work more often. and yet my process requires me to walk around the house for five hours before i can do anything.

does anyone else remember @yourkickstartersucks.com doing a hot sauce around 2019? It had pictures of mike and jf's face with bugged out cartoon eyes superimposed and they were saying "That's My Damn Ass You're ^&@*ing Hot Sauce!" They couldn't ship internationally bc it had too much cadmium?

It's interesting that Einstein said "god does not play dice with the universe" when every other living thing we know of is hopelessly addicted to variable reward systems. It seems more like that playing dice is the only thing god would do with the universe

You have to think the public betting markets went crazy for squirrels after telephone poles were invented

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫

My son's friend who is sleeping over just walked through the room where I am watching Reanimator and after a few softball questions ("is this a horror movie?") he hit his groove on the patter with "1 hr 44minutes...kind of short huh." That's wrong, it's an ideal runtime, but the instinct is right.

Just caught my dog wearing cologne

This is what they took from you

The composition in that photo of trump would be a good assignment for an undergrad class on art/literature criticism. It's really incredible

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Meta’s own researchers concluded that a third of the scams in the U.S. happen over its platforms and that fraudulent ads and those for banned products might contribute a tenth of its revenue. www.reuters.com/investigatio...

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

I love how if you watch this on mute, it seems like a guy after the Super Bowl saying "JUST GIVE THE BALL TO MARSHAWN, DON'T GO FOR A SLANT PASS." Which in a sense, he is.

Just found out that the tagline for R.I.P.D. (2013) isn't "the thin boo line." What the hell happened there?

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

had a humbling experience today in which a young woman at Best Buy helped me test that their lav mic would actually work with my iPhone, during which she saw the last four things i had listened to (3 respectable podcasts and my Lifting playlist which has an album cover image from Attack on Titan)

I think if I absolutely had to have a nickname based on a feminine hygiene product it would be "Clinical Strength," like the deodorant. But ideally that won't happen again, and really ideally it won't say it in the yearbook that my friends call me "The Tampon Don." That's not true.

Got an idea for a TikTok guy whose deal is that "it's ok to eat rotten food it just tastes bad" and then they eat the nasty food to prove it. That's probably not true and I think they would get sick and die but I bet it would get a lot of views.

Found a guy on Threads

every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"

reminder that if you have leftover halloween chocolate, dog shelters are always looking for donations! those little furbabies rarely get treats in there. Let's spoil them this year

thanks to @gregsargent.bsky.social for having me on his podcast The Daily Blast to talk shutdown podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

one time i was in a meeting in the office but also chatting with the boys online and i needed the "white guy with huge lips jacking off on craigslist" image to post to them, so i googled that and was somehow surprised that it returned the video of said title as the top search result. makes sense tho

they should call the town that It the scary clown is from Derriere on account of his big ass. Or hell, call it Scerriere because hes so scary. Maybe just call it Scary. He would be from there!

No one knows Mr. Beast's true name, but they say that if ever spoken aloud, it will transform him back into a man.

Man someone gave my kids those heart healthy nut mix pouches for Halloween. Get real.

Hello, it's me "Red" from that 70s show, your favorite character to share pictures of! This is a very special message I'm only sending to you. Young people are irresponsible and the cause of all your problems, and Sam Altman deserves to live! Bye!

When no one at the école noticed your work

Caption: The shelter said he had been returned four times for being aggressive. It was his last chance. My dad, who never wanted a dog, saw him and fell in love. After showing him the love he deserved, this happened: Video: A Bichon Frisé in a court jester outfit limboing under police caution tape

I made a little project called Claudito (little Claude, in a sandbox) that runs Claude Code in a docker container, isolating it from your filesystem, your SSH keys, etc. Check it out: github.com/micahflee/cl...

I think the end of Eyes Wide Shut is really smart, where they're like that was a big ordeal, you know what will put it behind us is having some Normal Sex. It actually works for ordeals of any size.

Literally gonna need this hat instead of it just being a joke smh

The list of defendants by nickname in the NBA poker game indictment is so good. You always wanna have that one guy in your crew with the feeblest name. Spanish G The Wrestler Black Tony Juice Flappy

yup thats me. youre probably wondering how i got/am "here"

No other video podcast gives you hard hitting analysis like @yourkickstartersucks.com. The hosts come prepared with serious, well thought out arguments on film and consumerism every time.

i’m eight years old. it’s loteria night and i ask my aunt if she can stop smoking at the table

I need $200 in mutual aid for my ballroom this week. And probably more next week.

20 years ago it used to be that the only place you would see antisemitism casually mainstreamed was South Park

ive been so busy at work lately ive hardly worked on my ballroom at all

The first guy to cut an ad with this clip, freeze on it, and come on via voiceover to say "Donald Trump is a pussy" will be the next FDR

Ye Wenjie was right to do it

I'm working on a new opinion in which I blame my problems and ignorance on the failings of others. And that opinion is "the grass seed at Home Depot sucks"

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ... *opens manilla envelope* ... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ... *slides 8x10 photo across table* ... you wore the tutti frutti

i just demolished the east wing of the white house and it turns out there is a second, equally problematic wing on the other side. ffs

i knew a guy who got a tattoo cover up that was a huge black circle on his shoulder. youd think it was something really bad but it was just hiding a tattoo of a dolphin that he decided was kind of goofy. so i guess i think turning your swastika into an MC Escher is bit too much lipstick on the pig

can't wait to be on my deathbed and have some distant relative I've never met with a chat gpt subscription run a shitty photo of my parents when they were 30 through some video ai stupid shit to talk to me while I'm totally fucked up and immobile saying "hello son. you're dying now. that's mid"

Scientists have hypothesized many functions for the dorsal fin on my penis but not everything is about brute survival. It is simply for her pleasure