a touching tribute to michael jordan by chicago’s mayor. is it workable? ah, look at the time! gotta go

at halftime they're going on BeerAdvocate and giving all our saisons one star

probably a bad idea to turn your back to the ball if you’re the last line of defense

I'm here with La La Land director Damien Chazelle at the official Sprint Mobile World Cup Watch Party. Damien, after that game, it's on all our minds: Why didn't 'Babylon' land with audiences?

It was nice of Charlie to show Barton Fink the life of the mind

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

To be clear when I say I want them to lose I don’t mean it in this dork ass way

The mailman says if I don't get any mail soon he's gonna break my legs

im rooting for the american century of humiliation but i don’t begrudge anyone their preference of sports team. It’s Not That Serious.

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

(seeing people delude themselves to escape uncomfortable truths) i'm just going to go ahead and delude myself to escape uncomfortable truths.

CONTROL (JOHN GOODMAN): Find out what the hell they want. Buy their asses. turn Em the fuck out GEORGE SMILEY (WALTON GOGGINS) (VO) There are 3 of them...and Alleline BILL HAYDON (DANNY MCBRIDE): How's it going with your too turtly for the turtle club looking ass. Your wife still got that WMD pussy

Thinking of a beautiful woman named Mediterranea Almondjoy

Biggest names left in free agency... Thanasis Antetokounmpo - 21 characters Patrick Baldwin Jr. - 17 characters Bennedict Mathurin - 17 characters TyTy Washington Jr. - 17 characters

Drone Network Used To Smuggle Contraband Into Prisons https://theonion.com/drone-network-used-to-smuggle-contraband-into-prisons/

the real world violence they inspire

it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up

Get run over with the ice rink roller vehicle? ——- ———————— | OK | | Maybe Later | ——- ———————-

wonder what this was about lol, just got off a 9 hour flight

This is almost revolting enough to be identical to the pizza Messi gets in Argentina, but it's simply not soggy enough.

If Giannis was going to fall under the sway of a body-negative gym sociopath, I’m glad it’s Pat Riley and not Mark Wahlberg

Toadally Tina’s Maplesville, AL

yeah! fuck him up, everett!

it must be rough to be a kid on bluesky and see “DNI MINORS” in someone’s bio and know you can’t scroll down to see some good ass posts

Cabo verde stands for green cabo

Belgium has had a good run, but I think Coca-Cola takes it today

pokemon go fuck yourself

Another great moment in evolution

Tracy Morgan: "New York City that's where King King died... and we told Godzilla you next motherf*cker. You, the three headed monster, the flying turtle, all y'all can all get it."

only flushed twice

80% doesn’t seem especially high for this

New frontiers in AI sanctions: ALL attorneys on BOTH SIDES of a case in the N.D. of Mississippi were thrown off the case for using AI. www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/u...

James "Blood" Ulmer has died at 86. I wouldn't even know how to crisply summarize his music but luckily the great Greg Tate did: “the missing link between Jimi Hendrix and Wes Montgomery on one hand, and P-Funk and Mississippi Fred McDowell on the other."

The Kool-Aid Man of Finland.

Grand Ludacris Hotel

¡Yo quiero más baloncesto psicodélico!

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

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ok i found one error: tyrese haliburton doesn’t exist

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