Screaming Guy Rolling Down Hill In Wheelchair Hopefully Part Of Olympics

i saw JACK AND JILL (2011) at the second run theater and then the next weekend saw ONE FOR THE MONEY (2012) at a regular theater. frankly a miracle that i still go to movies

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

When you’re in a Sweet and sour sauce will be poured on before serving contest and your challenger looks like this

Me And Giuliani Down By The Schoolyard

What a shoutout to Highland Park’s own Villa’s Tacos! An outpouring of love, unity and what it truly means to be American 💙

Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

[solemnly] looks like shit!

This document is one of the great political failures of our time. It must be immediately denounced by all people of good will. And it will be a major scandal if any "civil rights" organization gives cover to this capitulation to fascism.

"32 live performances of Sonic Youth’s 'The Diamond Sea' plunderphoniclly orchestrated by John Oswald (of Grateful Dead 'Grayfolded' fame) – providing two distinctly new experiences of the classic track from Washing Machine."

it was the best of gables, it was the worst of gables. there were also five other gables.

transphobic nardwuar: we're nardwuar! we can always tell.

all power to the kids of lausd

I was also at this festival and specific set and can confirm. My very 1998 photo of same:

target isn’t a public thoroughfare so i am not sure what the crime is

ME: Hey Chief! Check this out! (balancing a pen on my nose) POLICE CHIEF: That’s wonderful, Detective. Where are we at on the Amelia Earhart case? ME: We found her but shes straight now

the shams tweets where he got scooped by a rival are arguably my favorite ones

Can I afford to buy a new bottle of tom ford noir before a bill autopay hits? GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to

Chotiner: I'm going to eat you... Victim: Aaaahhh!! Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread.... Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh! Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard... Victim: No! NO!

just a second governor, i’m hearing the masters tools have issued a statement

Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/

do not go piggly into that good wiggly

Gawker was killed to protect pedophiles

on the right's new pantheon of heroes: "sky king," killdozer, and that penguin maxread.substack.com/p/suicide-ri...

Dick Tracy implies the existence of Balls Stockton

[Putting up my dukes in a fight] Meet my good friends Schumer and Jeffries

I offered to end all of this 10 years ago

one of the trump doj attorneys showing up on his immigration briefs is a former obama 2012 staffer who worked on his immigration policy. thats mighty funny

It’s always funny when palantir employees discover that they work at palantir

Clippers win, sentencing blogger to eat words: defector.com/clippers-win...

As I will for as long as mainstream media tries to push a Rahm Emanuel presidency, I am once again posting my big Rahm takedown piece I wrote last year: www.readtpa.com/p/the-smalle...

Legendary reggae drummer Sly Dunbar, one half of Sly & Robbie, has died at 73 stereogum.com/2486631/sly-...

Raceplay. It sounds fun, but it's anything but. I'm Lesley Stahl and this is 60 Minutes.

🚨NEW: I’ve known @RichHomieFlom for a long time. That’s what made Sunday’s LA Clippers win, their 15th in the last 18 tries, even more hilarious -- as did the players’, and Tyronn Lue’s, reaction to it all. Sports should be fun! 🔓 UNLOCKED AND FREE FOR ALL! 🔗 justinrusso.substack.com/p/eatthetwee...

I know we're not supposed to screenshot tweets from the Nazi site, but this is the context behind it and I've been clapping like a seal seeing the Clippers lay the smack down on Brooklyn

this is part of why ('classical') liberalism can slide into fascism: because it founds politics on boundaries between private properties and not the unity of the polis

conservatism/fascism has absolutely nothing to do with god (infinite and indivisible by definition) and everything to do with the enforcement of boundaries—psychological, social, physical

it doesn’t have to be THAT complex and sophisticated if you’re not averse to blunt instruments. it’s a paramilitary coup not the matrix.

Nobody fucking cares, either you want to be in a society or you don’t.

A magistrate judge found no probable cause to support arrest warrants for 5 people involved in the St. Paul church protest. DOJ appealed to the 8th Cir. That appeal led to this remarkable letter from the Chief Judge of the Minnesota district court… storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

#tgif traversing galaxies intoda freakzone