Naomi Elizabeth
@naomielizabeth.bsky.social
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You can’t make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad 🤷♀️
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“Why so serious?”, quipped the Joker, ruefully. I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”
10 months ago
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Coffee is all around us
#universe
1 day ago
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The majestic snail
2 days ago
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This person’s name is funny to me
2 days ago
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Information overload is awesome Because you get more information
3 days ago
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Words to live by
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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Enjoy…
3 days ago
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So many people in the world don’t even know this is happening
4 days ago
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What is hamping
4 days ago
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Advanced thought experiment: Start with a person who has their this. They love their this. Then- you add another this. My 2 this
8 days ago
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Bluesky is where you can have fun and be yourself……. ….. 🐁🍽️
8 days ago
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Would you put your files in the screaming folder…
9 days ago
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Scientists have constructed 3D replicas of what the 5 Guys from 5 Guys Pizza probably looked like
9 days ago
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If you’re looking for an interesting alternative to light, I suggest checking out shadows
9 days ago
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Alex Trebek: The answer is “If you could have some” Me hitting the buzzer: Would you let a big pizza pie hit your eye
10 days ago
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The Story of the Three Varieties
10 days ago
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Yeah well my pie has 4 and 21 blackbirds
11 days ago
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It’s bucket season. Welcome to your bucket and begin to enjoy
12 days ago
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See you on the other side of time (time change 1 hour)
12 days ago
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Shoutout to Hershey miniatures you know what it is
12 days ago
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It’s so funny to see a quiet polite kid dressed as a bloody clown haha
13 days ago
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Too busy for witching hour. Can do witching 10 min
14 days ago
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You’ve intrigued my curiosity
15 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
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Bedtime- it’s the most famous time to go to sleep. Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away…
16 days ago
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My friends and family: Stop pretending to be an international reviewer on amazon! Me: Excelente producto
17 days ago
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The monsters wait patiently until the day you’re ready to celebrate Halloween Then they respectfully begin to do the Monster Mash
18 days ago
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My turnip carving contest entry ! Cranny shrine thank you to all participants and spooky individuals
@crannyboy.bsky.social
19 days ago
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🍭 Why? What happened? 🍬 Why? What happened? 🧶 Why? What happened?
21 days ago
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The time travel will continue until the baby hitlers have been put on blast
23 days ago
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Amazing new life hack: When you drive past a church, read it as crunch haha Pacific Crossroads Crunch St. Clement Catholic Crunch
23 days ago
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I can’t hear my buddy screaming He must be in space
24 days ago
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Day of Visibility For the people who are in horrible pain
25 days ago
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Oceans 8 ladies stole the jewels
#women
25 days ago
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Person: I communicate by saying the words that I think Me: I communicate by saying the word bunnies and then being quiet
26 days ago
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He’s nature’s meower
26 days ago
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Q: Did you know? A: Bunnies
26 days ago
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Seizure salad warning
add a skeleton here at some point
27 days ago
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Happy weekend 🫶
loading . . .
27 days ago
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Don’t talk about my violent delights. Just because yours didn’t end how you wanted
28 days ago
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It helps to think of the sun as the size of a basketball and we’re the size of a volleyball
28 days ago
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I think I’m going to really stop posting on T-dog for reals. I need to just make it stop. I’ll try to tell people there but I think they’re too entrenched. It’s sad to lose them. Chop it off!
28 days ago
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Some specific houses like to decorate with 20 different ghosts of the “hanging shred” variety
29 days ago
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Sorry I don’t know why I thought the bubble masters are even here in this location
add a skeleton here at some point
30 days ago
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If you’re not a bubble master then don’t even bother looking at this
30 days ago
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I’m a secret 3rd thing The 1st and 2nd things are secret too
about 1 month ago
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Ghoul and goblin awareness There are ghouls and goblins
about 1 month ago
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I saw a pumpkin 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
about 1 month ago
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Oh you’re scared of monsters even though they’re real and they’re here right now?
about 1 month ago
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#monstures
about 1 month ago
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I can’t hear my buddy screaming, he must be in space
about 1 month ago
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