Naomi Elizabeth
@naomielizabeth.bsky.social
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You can’t make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad 🤷♀️
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“Why so serious?”, quipped the Joker, ruefully. I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”
12 months ago
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Cal ratioed himself
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about 6 hours ago
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Pet Of The Week This week we have a lovely little friend named Cal. He loves the smell of olives and carrots. Say hi to Cal!
about 9 hours ago
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~To my dear followers ~ If the mafia tells you to capische, that’s your last warning and afterwards you will be offed 🕊️
3 days ago
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Is this still true? Is it still this year?
3 days ago
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He didn’t make it for me or anything. I’m just its biggest fan. He didn’t even remember doing it, but I found it and showed it to him haha
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3 days ago
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Omg. I want those paper buckets too
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3 days ago
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How is this what it is
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3 days ago
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Corndog post is getting too popular… close to the line where I have to post it for real…
4 days ago
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One corndog makes you larger And one corndog makes you small ♠️♦️♣️♥️🐇🍄🐛
4 days ago
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At Halloween I was looking for my photo of Skellen made by Toby_Kief and I just found it now
5 days ago
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Oh is a yearsball happening
5 days ago
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Everything is 100% everyone’s fault And 0% my fault - Wisdom’s Knowledge
5 days ago
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I’m nothing to sneeze at Unless you like to sneeze on things that are good
6 days ago
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Me dropping in on Twitter to throw my post through the bars and run away
6 days ago
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The Ultimant Hypothetical Year
7 days ago
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Should I use this image to make an important point???
7 days ago
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Oh is a yearsball happening
8 days ago
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Tell me some things about years. I know there just was one
8 days ago
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New son spawned into mirror world- get your new double son
8 days ago
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Get. Basic. Health. What if someone said this
8 days ago
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Redeem coupon for your 1 free son on this day
10 days ago
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Tony’s House, the fine art masterpiece
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11 days ago
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Religious tip ~ If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
11 days ago
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“If video games were easier to play, then everyone would play them” - a person who doesn’t know about how a lot of people are playing video games
11 days ago
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If you went on here raise your hand 🤳
11 days ago
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Me: No one would ever steal my sandwich and eat it away from me The sandwich freak: …
12 days ago
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On the 1st day of Xmas My true love gave to me A bodega And a chopped cheese
13 days ago
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I got an advance clip of the Odyssey movie…
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13 days ago
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Restaurants make your burrito out of a tortilla that’s 3 feet big. You cannot buy that in stores
13 days ago
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Me: I’m going to go somewhere that’s bad The grace of god: No Me: Ok
13 days ago
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Decaf was named after its inventor, Deglan Caffeine, a bizarre person who is poorly understood by science
14 days ago
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I literally saw people lurking outside in a dark corner. You guys! That’s so boilerplate do better
15 days ago
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Which type are you? Waiting to hear a peep There better not be a peep
17 days ago
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Many people’s main concern is whether or not they have heard a peep
18 days ago
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All creatures have unique attributes. Mice are known mainly for stirring
18 days ago
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I swear to god bro if you don’t come frolic with us in greener pastures
19 days ago
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Confused about life? Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
20 days ago
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Knock knock Who’s there Chicago bean Chicago bean who Chicago bean world tour coming to your house today
21 days ago
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The Chicago bean should do a world tour
23 days ago
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The Inquisitor is available to answer your questions today
23 days ago
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Oh really why may the box be heavy?
24 days ago
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Am I going crazy or is he Reddit and soy
26 days ago
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An open faced sandwich is wild and free and also it’s a convertible vehicle sports car
26 days ago
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Unexplained phenomena HATE these 5 lasers and vacuum chambers
26 days ago
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Some people are mad But I really am on Pa - treon It benefits a niche audience!! My name there is NaomiElizabeth
26 days ago
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The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
27 days ago
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Did you think you would see him here Be honest
about 1 month ago
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New pickles have been made available to me 🎟️
about 1 month ago
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Camels have water in them. You’re welcome
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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