Naomi Elizabeth
@naomielizabeth.bsky.social
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You canโt make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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โWhy so serious?โ, quipped the Joker, ruefully. I shot back a skeptical glance. โIโm not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.โ
about 1 year ago
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The Day Lunch Came To Town
2 days ago
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Bedtime - Itโs the most famous time to go to sleep Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away
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3 days ago
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๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ง๐ค๐๐ซ ๐ ๐๐๐พ๐ฝ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ โข ๐ฃ๐ Iโm doing a thankless job rn
3 days ago
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My name is Kris S. Averted
4 days ago
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Join me for another Sunday of being outlandish โฆโฆโฆ
4 days ago
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Brb building Rome. Should be done tomorrow
5 days ago
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Q: What is it called when you get bullied by your hash browns? A: A tater taunt
6 days ago
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Itโs funny to me that I can ask Claude if rooftop swimming pools get struck by lightning, and someone out there pays $1 for me to do that haha
8 days ago
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Flawless like Wallace On it like Gromit
9 days ago
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Itโs crazy how Iโm the only person whoโs actually alive and all these other people are on autopilot
10 days ago
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Me: Hello Panera Lemonade: Hello Me: Iโm scared of you PL: Donโt be scared Me: Do you see how itโs scary that you just said that?
10 days ago
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Click here to join Coalition Of Shordyโs ๐
10 days ago
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Jigsaw: Would you like to play a game? Me: Yes I want to play Tetris but the blocks have 5 parts instead of 4 Jigsaw: Pentix? Me: Yes
11 days ago
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โIs this thing on??โ - Me living in a society where I use many electronic switches and devices
12 days ago
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I made cal wake up to take this picture and then I felt bad! Iโm sorry!
12 days ago
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I am practicing the NMF NMSOC method Not My Focus Not My Sphere Of Concern
12 days ago
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13 days ago
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Today we are celebrating the life of this man who exploded. Take a moment to reflect on his contributions during your day. Thank you to this man
13 days ago
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Just letting you know
13 days ago
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Theyโre peer pressuring you to hang from the ceilingโฆ what do you do
14 days ago
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So we live in a timeline where Epstein was caused to pass away. What if there was a separate freak timeline where he was still alive during all this. Both weird!
15 days ago
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IF you know something you should place that information here ๐
15 days ago
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Do you want me to review this new flavor of zevia be honest
16 days ago
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In the universe, a new amazing fact is generated every 10 seconds. Yet we learn only 1 amazing fact per day. Makes you think
16 days ago
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I literally saw people lurking outside in a dark corner. You guys! Thatโs so boilerplate do better
16 days ago
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Did you know? 5 guys was invented by only one person, and the โguysโ were his original 5 recipes which were groundbreaking and special
17 days ago
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Donโt throw away the pennies!! Theyโre everyoneโs thoughts!!
17 days ago
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Walking slowly through the starbies drive thru and staring in the window while drinking a Dunkinโs
18 days ago
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I didnโt want to be the person who said this. There were other gifts I would rather have received from Jesus.
add a skeleton here at some point
19 days ago
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Flawless like Wallace On it like Gromit
19 days ago
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Heโs up to some new bs yet again Eye roll
19 days ago
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๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ง๐ค๐๐ซ ๐ ๐๐๐พ๐ฝ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ โข ๐ฃ๐ Iโm doing a thankless job rn
21 days ago
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Donโt acknowledge winter in February! Pretend to be at the equator and do tiki drinks who even cares!
21 days ago
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Survival fantasy: Weโll live in the mountains with guns Survival reality: Weโll live through the famine by being a big ass fatso while thin people perish
21 days ago
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Monster is in a can not a bottle. No apology can repair the harm Iโve caused
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21 days ago
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Human: Itโs safe for me to drink from this bottle that is clearly labeled as being for monstersโฆ
21 days ago
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One corndog makes you larger And one corndog makes you small โ ๏ธโฆ๏ธโฃ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐๐๐
23 days ago
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At the current time of day (daytime) we canโt understand these words. Itโs not even English language
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24 days ago
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You want to read my bio? Learn what my life is about? Buddy I donโt even know that type of stuff
24 days ago
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โI will never get tired and go to sleepโ - My nighttime quote
25 days ago
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Hi just letting you know Iโm on Pa - treon ! Now you know- My name there is NaomiElizabeth ๐ผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
25 days ago
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Iโm just catching up, I didnโt know he said this
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26 days ago
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He dropped his rose performatively to see if you would pick it up what do you do
28 days ago
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This man was crushed and destroyed and no one helped him
29 days ago
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Is this a real idea that I should steal from myselfโฆ
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29 days ago
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What if there were Dango Three Brothers After that
29 days ago
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Alt text: A cartoon of a little unexploded firework man Alt text: A vintage train shaped like a toblerone bar
30 days ago
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<Showing up here when everyone feels horrible> Cow tools anyone? Guys how about some of the cow tools?
30 days ago
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Doing Alot of My Business
about 1 month ago
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