this goes hard as fuck

/Walking away from an overflowing toilet without looking back and putting on sunglasses like a cool action movie guy.

1996 VHS • Amazing Animals: Mini Beasts 60 FPS : 61s

when someone calls themselves a "creator" its fuckin sad. have some respect for yourself! say you make videos or art or write or whatever! "creator" means "i produce chum for platforms in the way they require for better engagement" it means you "chase the meta" and this makes you Not Artistic !!!

this is my favorite type of craigslist ad

The fact that Waymos are all over San Francisco somehow doesn’t make it any less eerie when a red 1993 Ford Ranger with no driver OR passenger passes you on the highway

absolutely infuriated at having to see or hear anything having to do with the harry potter shit again. wallowed through a damn decade of that stupid british people crap. harry potter themed pub crawls and adults talking about "their comfort series" and here we are right back. we live in hell

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

I post this every few years but seriously, this bit from Don Rosa's The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck is a Perfect Joke

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For Pitchfork's "Saturday Tracks" column, I wrote about my favorite Minutemen song, the late great D. Boon, their vision of punk as a means of working-class solidarity, and the television show known as "Jackass":

post your best and worst wikigacha pulls

Creatures in Crime : 1327s

getting taco bell in a van with the beastmen of crumbling farum azula. one hundred dollars worth of chicken quesadillas

Breaking With The Mighty Poppalots (1984) Full Video : 697s

Four years ago today, in the other place, here's us getting involved in a Twitter spat that......really DIDN'T escalate, at all.

My personal favorite Country Joe track. RIP www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1R_...

I saw Pete Townshend quote where he said he'd trade 150 Def Leppards for one R.E.M... I appreciate the sentiment but imagine going to a stadium concert of 150 simultaneous Def Leppards

لونگ فونگ ڕێستۆرانت ٩٠ : 113s

R.I.P. Joseph “Country Joe” McDonald, frontman of counterculture folk-rock icons Country Joe And The Fish. He wrote the Berkeley band’s most enduring songs including the Vietnam War protest anthem “I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-To-Die Rag” and “Not So Sweet Martha Lorraine,” a Hot 100 hit. McDonald was 84.

if you write about a war like an av club episode recap of Girls, you should genuinely, 100% literally and with no exaggeration, be bluesky terms of service

you wake up. it is 2007. you are wearing urine starched cargo shorts and a tshirt depicting the tazmanian devil cartoon character in a b-boy stance. you are the number one xbox 360 achievment hunter in the world. gamepro magazine is on the horn, want to fly you down to vegas to meet carmen elektra

I would like to once again direct your attention to the Pizza Hut Oral History

being able to get a glass of whiskey at the barber shop has got to feel really good if you're stupid as fuck

let eat

do you guys ever have that anxiety dream where you show up to your war and realize you forgot to manufacture consent

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

I sensed the energy I was to see in the film.

I really hope the pitch to the studio executives for this one was “like jaws but with herpes”

Vicks Formula 44 Cough Medicine Commercial ABC/WEWS 5 1990-02-18 : 6s

always funny seeing this one come up in the wild... i made this in the bathroom of my job in 2018. however it took me another 10 months to quit that job because it is hard to take your own advice

Clive Clemons' Inappropriate Response Channel check-in : 121s

the masters of suggesting new activity by forming new legal entities are back... and they've done it again

absolutely smashing that "Helpful" button on this Deathstalker II trivia

getting ready for the weekend

M 044 R : 133s

The ranks of the Epstein skeptics are growing

Four Computer Buffs part 2 : 270s

I found the old 35mm slide for the cover for Neuromancer and had it scanned in for your pleasure. Enjoy!

good timeline pair

Any time I do the thing where I pick which musician's death I would prevent I always wind up going for Nick Drake, Otis Redding or Kurt Cobain... I just can't mess around with Ian Curtis's death because it would change the 80s so fundamentally that modern life would be unrecognizable. Sorry Ian