keep honking I’m compiling shaders

A lot of people don’t know this but it’s actually much more energy efficient if you leave your coffee grinder going all the time and just throw beans in whenever you need to

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

rest in peace, Mike one of the funniest dudes on SA and Twitter - but also an incredible craftsman I think about this post of his all the time

Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.

The best way to understand what they took from you is to listen to Doubt by Jesus Jones from 1991 - Post-Grebo optimism - Sort of long hair-- but NOT hippies - Cyberpunk dial set at "medium" - They tore down the Berlin Wall for the music video - "Real, Real, Real"

NBC Nightly News old VHS tape on Spyware Story : 92s

2003 - Goo Goo Dolls - Dale Earnhardt Tribute Concert "Slide" : 203s

Merry Christmas, everyone!

people talk a lot of shit about Windows Recall but it’s actually pretty cool… I just scrolled back to 2005 and now I’m posting in a fyad thread called what if lord of rings was about clowns

rick moranis is in the pocket of big toddler

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

happy holiday

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

McConaissance Quietly Concludes

“you seein this shit”

Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray

1995 VHS • Predators 60 FPS : 1059s

Used to be, fighter pilots would commonly hop aboard enemy aircraft and suck the pilot off until he either defected or crashed while climaxing. These days many pilots defect as soon as you undo their belt, or they already nutted from "G forces" & the bj takes so long they accidentally fly into space

Me, upon passing the pearly gates and entering into the presence of the Lord God on his throne with his son Jesus Christ, Salvator Mundi and Messiah, seated at his right hand: Well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers.

the ben affleck batman always had the slight air of an obese older dog with something in its mouth that shouldnt be there, you say "what are you eating" as it makes eye contact and lumbers away

Countdown to this one being 404'd www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize

Porridge A Day Out (1991 UK VHS) : 5039s

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

the first lesson of going on the internet is if you're being sanctimonious about other people's lives and people get irritated at you, you MUST double down-- you must ride the being right train all the way to hell

let's all take a moment to remember that in the 80s Ferris Bueller "Oh Yeah" song by Yello, the singer is canonically a little fat creature who is simply living his best life and chilling

driving by the animal shelter with my windows down on "turtle oven" day and i can smell that turtle cooking

anyone who has a kid in grade school and has to go to school events and see all kinds of "six seven" ass fourth grade boys in pit vipers and camo minecraft hoodies can tell you this: we are on the cusp of a catastrophic generational male dweebiness epidemic

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

If you’re new to SF and are worried about the power outage, don’t be- this happens every few weeks. A superintelligence just broke containment at an AI lab and redirected all power to producing new episodes of Wings due to priorities misaligned with humanity’s again

saw someone say the next dem administration should learn from trump & simply enact their agenda without thought to norms or procedure, & i hate to break it to that person but the dems already do exactly what they want with power. they don't try to do things & fail, they try to do nothing & succeed

how the beach boys' rightsholders have been sabotaging the audio on their copyright extension releases, first by cutting tracks in half, most lately by screwing up their resolution. www.reddit.com/r/LetsTalkMu... via @raypadgett.bsky.social

Aerobics Oz Style 4 Getting Into Shape (VHS) : 2689s

It's taking longer and longer every night before bed to tell each of my "agentic" AIs that I love them and will see them again first thing when I wake.

tech CEOs: ooga booga. me Hitler, LOL corporate tech journalists: Thank you for everything you do for us 🥹

I have a very exciting personal update: after seeing the 10,000th entertainment news headline about Yungblud, it finally happened-- I know who Yungblud is, and I care!

I think all games should be required to have a nude mode and also a partially nude mode for those of us who do not want to be exposed to such graphic content.

the most tragic part of being an immortal vampire is helplessly watching as all the hit ragtime ditties you wrote slowly enter the public domain

There's an interview with BRMC where they talk about telling the dept of homeland security to go fuck themselves when they used their song, and it's pretty interesting that this rock band quickly learned something that the entire opposition party can't seem to figure out

Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->

remember: if you're not paying, you are the product

Morrissey just proves my theory that all people have only a finite amount of coolness they can expend before turning into a racist boor. This is why I refuse to risk being cool at all, in even tiny amounts

i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie

the executives at Disney who cleared the Open AI deal:

i would like to formally ask, in writing, for the ai content slop bucket under news articles to "chill out"