despite the horrors we ride on

1989 VHS • Devil Worship, The Rise of Satanism 60 FPS : 2625s

30 Rock’s Grizzwald ‘Grizz’ Chapman has died at the age of 52. The news was confirmed by Kevin Brown, who played Dot Com.

If a movie is free with an account on something called like Cordulio, that’s the same as a movie costing $26

I choose to think of it as Drake’s Zaireeka, where all three albums are designed to be played simultaneously.

i know that posting is the actual praxis but in lieu of that my friends and i raised 73,000 bucks for the PCRF last year, which i'm very proud of. you can donate here if interested: www.pcrf.net also turn your replies on @emericanjezebel.bsky.social

this is your one Hour warning

No wonder she's the one they chose

putting a napkin over my head and consuming grogu like the ortolan bird

“Wait! Wait! Cancel that. … I guess it says ‘helf.’”

Giving an LLM L Ron Hubbards Affirmations so it doesn't hallucinate about the navy being out to get you, and snakes are not dangerous to you.

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

As a weekend project I was recently compiling and sorting and tagging etc. all the weekly music columns I wrote for the Weekly Dig and Boston Phoenix from 2005 to 2013ish and aside from being fun to look at that old stuff again it definitely reminded me why I lost interest in writing after that

me showing up in your room at 7:00 AM… “it’s time to log on”

[Vintage VHS] 60-Minute Introduction to Rock Guitar: Beginner To Intermediate by Peter Vogl : 3424s

twink death

i love when something sounds incredibly funny but it's real

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone / After you, who's last? It's DOOM, he's the worst known /

Exactly one year ago today:

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

Kmart Sweater Sale Ad ABC/WEWS 5 1987-11-15 : 6s

lmao god damn it

Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck

Be careful that guy wore a lot of crazy shit

I liked the Pitchfork sunday review of Generation X because lately I've seen a number of "internet music critics" reflexively dunking on Billy Idol as some kind of in-group authenticity signifier. No! That gets you the bad cat spray bottle. Making cracks about Billy Idol means you do not "know ball"

I can finally talk about something I got to do: I was the organized crime consultant (AKA "Mob Dan") in the writers room for Dan Levy's very funny new show "Big Mistakes" on Netflix, which you can now watch! Go watch it! I need to do this job for life, it's too fun! www.netflix.com/title/81734605

this goes hard as fuck

/Walking away from an overflowing toilet without looking back and putting on sunglasses like a cool action movie guy.

1996 VHS • Amazing Animals: Mini Beasts 60 FPS : 61s

when someone calls themselves a "creator" its fuckin sad. have some respect for yourself! say you make videos or art or write or whatever! "creator" means "i produce chum for platforms in the way they require for better engagement" it means you "chase the meta" and this makes you Not Artistic !!!

this is my favorite type of craigslist ad

The fact that Waymos are all over San Francisco somehow doesn’t make it any less eerie when a red 1993 Ford Ranger with no driver OR passenger passes you on the highway

absolutely infuriated at having to see or hear anything having to do with the harry potter shit again. wallowed through a damn decade of that stupid british people crap. harry potter themed pub crawls and adults talking about "their comfort series" and here we are right back. we live in hell

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

I post this every few years but seriously, this bit from Don Rosa's The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck is a Perfect Joke

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For Pitchfork's "Saturday Tracks" column, I wrote about my favorite Minutemen song, the late great D. Boon, their vision of punk as a means of working-class solidarity, and the television show known as "Jackass":

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Creatures in Crime : 1327s

getting taco bell in a van with the beastmen of crumbling farum azula. one hundred dollars worth of chicken quesadillas