This is without a doubt the biggest wedding held at Madison Square Garden since Adolf Hitler’s wedding in 1938

I still have faith that Australia will win the 2026 World Cup ✊

Congratulations to America on 250 years since it separated from Pangaea!

Someone dumped Mitch McConnell's body on the lawn at the 250th state fair thing, you can look at him for five bucks

ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.

It would simplify the review system a lot if all the players simply agreed to play in full-body mocap suits

gumby was always saying this

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

Happy Birthday to rock ‘n’ roll legend Chubby Checker. 82 and still going strong!

Happy 30th birthday to Stakes is High www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImDo...

As a music fan, one thing I love to do is take 20 years to listen to a band’s new album

Urban Champion

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed that as mid-level functionaries in the Nazi regime the minions were only following orders

Personally I think anyone who climbs the Empire State Building should be killed by biplanes, whether or not they’re a gorilla

The game of soccer has proved insufficient to resolve a game of soccer. We will play a different game instead.

I cringe at the train coming at me in movies. I have never watched a train that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is trying to run me over with the train

once when I was working at the movie theater, two older folks came in. the guy comes up to me and points to his red-headed friend and says "I'm sorry, but do you know who she is?" and I said "yes, that's shirley maclaine" and she grins at her friend and says "I fuckin' told you someone would know!"

Robert Eggers: Say ‘Awooooo!’ Aaron Taylor-Johnson: Awooooo! Robert Eggers: Very good. You are hired.

People who aren’t familiar with British humour often make the mistake of thinking the UK is a real country, when it’s actually a parody of real countries

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain

Horror ages incredibly badly. I mean which 40+ year old movies are still scary today? I can only think of one: L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat

it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up

Slippy, no!

Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.

I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.

The don’t televise it because the time is used for ads, but during all of the so-called “hydration breaks” the coach of the team that will win gives a big sack with a dollar sign on it to the referee

You know who shouldn’t have air conditioning? Christians. Every time you use air conditioning you’re saying God made a mistake when He set the temperature.

Australia understands what the beautiful game is all about: grinding out a boring 0-0 draw against another team that isn’t very good

Our current economic system encourages investment in absurdly over-valued companies, since investors assume they can offload the shares to another buyer before the bubble pops. The solution is simple: once you buy shares, it should be illegal to sell them again

Cinemas are a ripoff

Are we sure the AI is wrong and not, like the book in Man In The High Castle, recounting events that took place in another reality

I am often saying this

Why would you pay $80 for GTA VI and get one game when you could buy UFO 50 for $25 and get fifty games

Political ideology is the strongest predictor of Messi-Ronaldo preference. Authoritarians who like short-form video are more likely to think Ronaldo is the GOAT.

Incredible. A complete Democratic sweep of the New York primaries.

I’m just glad Rudy Giuliani isn’t alive to see his beloved New York City embrace communism, it would break his heart

tragic news . . . . . remember u always

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

my body is a machine that transports authentication codes from my screen to my phone and some other supporting auxiliary functions

the drifter is now out on switch everyone should play the drifter

I’ll say this for Keir Starmer: if you only saw photos of him where he wasn’t standing next to another person or object you could use for scale, you’d assume he was taller than he is

It’s time for the British people to accept that all their attempts at self-government in the past 1600 years have failed, and resubmit to Roman rule

DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career

BREAKING: Keir Starmer announces he is resigning to (direct quote) “spend more time with my shitty loser family”

selling these bad boys at the other worlds zine fair in sydney on july 11 ✅

Don’t get your hopes up that Keir Starmer resigning will change anything. In the UK, the prime minister is largely a ceremonial role. Real power rests with the king (hence, “United Kingdom”)