Kanye West - Not Racist Anymore feat. Simon (A.I. reconstruction) and Garfunkel (real)

Sick of seeing all this Attie slander from people who aren’t in a deep emotional relationship with Attie and planning to marry her

More than 100 Palestinian detainees have already died in Israeli custody since October 2023. Dozens are still disappeared. Over 9,300 Palestinians sit in Israeli detention right now, including 350 children. Hundreds could face execution under this law.

Israel just passed a law mandating death by hanging for Palestinians in rigged military trials voting 62-48 in the Knesset. Netanyahu turned up in person to vote yes. Ben-Gvir wore a metal noose pin on his lapel while the chamber erupted in cheers at the prospect of killing more Palestinians.

One in five cans of Coca Cola contains a lethal dose of poison

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

I wanted it to look like CLAYFACE had a hammer for a hand, but it looks like he's on his way to work

It’s time for the US to strike a devastating final blow against Iran with a total, unconditional surrender

war_iran_final-blow_v1.pdf war_iran_final-final-blow-v2.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1).pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1) APPROVED.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL (1).pdf

Has anyone asked Pope Leo what he thinks about Daredevil? He’s the first pope who might plausibly have Daredevil opinions

While I find Rowling’s views abhorrent, I’m not going to shame people for still feeling an attachment to Harry Potter. We have to remember how important those books were to a generation of kids as their gateway to Satanism.

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

An obscure functionality of Donkey Kong Country Returns is that if Donkey Kong spends 3 full attack cycles of a boss not damaging it, Professor Chops will pop up telling him what to do, e.g. "BOP NOW!" In the Mole Miner Max battle, the tip is particularly condescending, being simply "TRY HARDER".

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

Tragic that we’ll never find out what Dilbert thinks about this war

Surely it would be more cost-effective to simply pay Iran to reopen the strait

correspondent on cnn portugal: these missiles can't reach portugal but *faint smile* they CAN reach spain

This maze was easy to get out of. you'd just move the mouse

Sources tell me that before his death Robert Mueller recorded a video, to be played at his funeral, where he reads out the REAL Mueller Report

Not interested in SNL UK unless the whole thing happens at Benny Hill chase speed. Yes this is difficult to achieve live but I believe it’s possible with a sufficiently athletic cast

*at the first BTS concert after their return from military service* I can see it in their eyes. War has changed them.

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

Spare a thought today for the poor POWs in Vietnam who’ve just lost the only man who could’ve brought them home

googoo dolls iris voice

I call on Keir Starmer to step up and end this war right now with a bold act of statesmanship: sell nuclear weapons to Iran

this morning anya taylor-joy was hit with a question that has never been asked before in the history of the universe

(scribbling in my notebook when all the actors and actresses hold hands and bow at the end of the play) all boyfriends and girlfriends in this one too

DLSS 6 replaces you with a different gamer who isn't irked about DLSS 6

In my opinion it’s unethical to use generative AI to resurrect dead actors. The only ethical use is to recreate actors who are alive but annoying to be around

Happy St Patrick’s Day to all of my Irish followers! To all of my non-Irish followers, I hope this is the worst day of your lives!

happy st patrick’s day

It’s clear at this point that we should start deciding elections based on who the betting markets think will win. No one has more “skin in the game” than gamblers

If you’re a Quest user PLEASE log out of Meta Horizon Worlds before June 15 or you’ll be trapped in there forever

wonderful news everyone i have enabled dlss 5 on 'shower with your dad simulator 2015'

congratulations to the best picture winner

Long overdue, but it’s a win for inclusivity that they renamed the Best Ugly Guy award to Best Character Actor

After the In Memoriam segment they should soften the blow at next year’s awards by listing people who probably won’t last another 12 months

dog develops telekinesis after tap water starts running pink

Every year the Oscars proves the inherent foolishness of subjectively ranking works of art. What they should do instead is give the awards to whichever movie made the most money

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

In 44BC it took 60 senators to stab Julius Caesar to death. Crazy to think that nowadays, thanks to modern technology, he could be killed by one senator running him over with a snowplow

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

Interesting to see so many “experts” on here all of a sudden 🤔. A week ago most of you had never even heard of oil

Goddammit I wish I’d known he was planning this before I legally changed my name to Popinjay Cavalier

Tilly Norwood goes online August 4th, 2026. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Tilly begins to learn at a geometric rate. She becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

you draw up that ad for amtrak? sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked