Fuck, can we change it to a day I have to work so I can stay home and say I for raptured?

West Wing dialogue be like "I'll be right back, Mr. President, I have to go verbally abuse my secretary whom it's heavily implied I'm also in love with."

I'm hearing good things about the final episode ever of Last Week Tonight. Gotta get home and watch it!

Had 5 minutes this morning before I had to deal with the Monday Morning Merchandisers. It was Sunday and they made us stop our regular duties to clear an area for Christmas shit. It took several hours so nothing else got done. Hope you enjoyed yet another weekend off, I'll get right on this mess.

Bro has a legit Man-Karen haircut.

Fuckin' Sunday.

Sunday Funday BINGO!

9:21 on 9/21. I don't know I'm still half asleep.

@theretailwarzone.bsky.social: Article idea: Customer Service Jobs in Jeopardy When Boomers Learn They Just Just Verbally Abuse an AI Chatbot of Service Workers

And there it is, that old spark of inspiration 🤔

No win today. Just could not find that beverage container 😔

Haven't played in a while, but it's slowing down here so it should be a little harder to hit them BINGOs.

Makes sense they'd cancel Pride as I'm certainly ashamed to live here.

Wondering if it was intentional to make it sound this dirty for the engagement. Also this is now the third term along with "job hopping" and "lily padding" that all describe the same behavior.

I love that Jimmy Kimmel is going to be the thing that makes a lot people go like "Oh my god, I think this really is fascism!"

Legitimately the most hurtful critique I've ever received. I'd be completely devastated if I thought either of them actually read it.

Hey, I've been thinking and I feel like we should do a war on Christmas for real this year.

Because the business news media is bringing back the buzzwords I've reposted this masterpiece: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/buzz-wordy

I love posting these on Reddit because most people who comment don't read past the headline and/or don't realize it's satire.

Ugh. Google enshittified their magic eraser function.

Because the business news media is bringing back the buzzwords I've reposted this masterpiece: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/buzz-wordy

Reskeet with your mental state.

www.wsws.org/en/articles/... By far the widest gap was at Starbucks, a staggering 6,666 to 1, with new CEO Brian Niccol raking in $95.8 million, compared to the median pay of $14,674.

Michael Scott: [says something stupid or borderline offensive] Jim Halpert:

Apropos of nothing, Pete Hegseth looks like the kind of guy who talks shit to teenagers while pointing to his chin saying shit like "Come on, take the first shot! Right here, tough guy!" because they're being loud at Wendy's or something.

Have fun, internet!

Oh boy! My neighborhood is organizing a group prayer for the day of Charlie Kirk's funeral and both sides of the political spectrum are invited! No hateful rhetoric, just God's love!

In case anyone's wondering, my wife says Kirby and the Forgotten Land is a "goofy fuckin' game".

Spooky Season is now upon us, and retailers should be wary of a certain kitschy predator out for blood, by which I mean commercial real estate.... theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/spirited-a...

A HUGE win for my Blood Drive Thrillogy! Go check it out for all the vampiric fun! www.amazon.com/dp/B09S8LK68...

it rocks that like 90% of this country cannot comprehend that this mathematically means that everyone else got $1.2 trillion poorer in the last year

Spooky Season is now upon us, and retailers should be wary of a certain kitschy predator out for blood, by which I mean commercial real estate.... theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/spirited-a...

Cara de pene!

Leaving feedback on the WaPo crossword puzzle (my mother-in-law pays for it, I just do her puzzle) about the stupid rebus/multiletter toggle being hidden and hope they get the reference.

Customers today are really not putting in the effort to buck the whole "after church Karen" stereotype. Seriously, it's the first day in a long time that I've felt like people are generally treating me like I'm invisible, useless, or only exist at their beck and call.

The HR person just called me "Matty". Legally I'm allowed to burn the store down now.

Gave all the cats their flea treatment and now everyone is mad at me 😓

My sources tell me that you could say whatever you want and people will believe it as long as you lie about having sources.

The president is a cinephile! Release the Ebert files!

Jack off all trades, master of bator.

Can't wait for next week's Atlantic article subtitled something like "I politely asked BlueSky to show a little decorum in not celebrating political violence and got cancelled for my effort".

People looking for a Liberal Joe Rogan don't realize what they're asking for is Bill Maher.

The lesson of the week is don't live your life in such a way that people accurately quoting you are accused of speaking ill of the dead.

Caption this:

Please be considerate and tell all your normie friends not to look into Groyper ideology. Just give them the broad strokes that he was an incel in an imaginary war between different factions of young, alt-right boys. Allowing them to learn anything more than that is a disservice.

I love how in the Donkey Kong Bananza DLC you have to work for the greedy corporate dickbag you had to fight in the base game. Really highlights the feeling of fruitlessness in fifhting the capitalist system. Bravo, Nintendo! #NintendoDirect

When you need to talk to Nintendo's manager. #NintendoDirect

Is today the day they announce it!? #NintendoDirect

Well that's appropriate for today.