Toxic Avenger and I am as surprised as anyone to be saying so

how would YOU describe it

how would YOU describe it

bought one of those pillows with a butthole for people with neck problems

The kids at the cooking class tonight kept going "one two three four five SIX SEVEN eight nine ten" as a way to say six seven without getting in trouble and y'all I don't know how we did this but we tricked the kids into practicing counting of their own free will

Reminder that when you argue with me this is who you are arguing with

Nicki Minaj is always jumping on trends late 🙄

Making mocktails closeup from last week, just love this shot

There's a character in Star Trek named Bones but there's not a character in Bones named Star Trek, much to consider

"We need a huge tent, big enough to accommodate Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street!" How about a tent big enough to accommodate someone slightly to the left of Bill Clinton? "What? No! Ew!"

Sometimes the enemy of your enemy is just a different kind of enemy

My advice for young people: take a bottle of Tums to the bar. At first people will laugh. "Who is the mf with Tums at the bar" they will say. But with each year that passes you will become more and more respected and vital within the friendgroup.

Flame out and fade upwards

"Skirmish" is a type of particularly stinky marsh and "Paintball" is derived from the welsh word Ymgiprysryfelpeintbâlchwaraeonfa which refers to an area where ritualistic ceremonies involving dyes and pigments would traditionally occur

"We need a huge tent, big enough to accommodate Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street!" How about a tent big enough to accommodate someone slightly to the left of Bill Clinton? "What? No! Ew!"

I'm in my flame out and fade away era don't text

I think it's telling that no AI companies are named like "Happy Time Productivty Friend INC" and that instead they're all named like Charybdis or Sheol or Wendigo

There's even a queen on #DragRaceUK named Bones this very season. IT ALL TIES IN.

In a way, creating a brief era where people feel embolden to admit to horrifying sex crimes in detail on social media will have use in a future era where we can punish people for these crimes

There's a character in Star Trek named Bones but there's not a character in Bones named Star Trek, much to consider

I think it's telling that no AI companies are named like "Happy Time Productivty Friend INC" and that instead they're all named like Charybdis or Sheol or Wendigo

Corruption kink where you get someone to start posting on Twitter again

My most woke belief about filmmaking is that its morally and ecologically reprehensible to fly the same handful of people around the world to star in every movie and that movies should be required to have 90% local cast and crew

having finally achieved almost everything I wanted to in life I finally cross off my last item on the list: a Scrooge McDuck vault full of my entire fortune in gold coins. I dive in headfirst and cave my skull into a fine gelatin

My advice for young people: take a bottle of Tums to the bar. At first people will laugh. "Who is the mf with Tums at the bar" they will say. But with each year that passes you will become more and more respected and vital within the friendgroup.

I been thinking about this for a while day and it bothers me that what a lot of people seem to mean by "ahead of its time" is that it looks nice The storytelling in Cowboy Bebop, for instance, is extremely 90s, it just looks really nice.

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 'take this L' gifts $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

not disagreeing with the original post, but just adding on, that youtube's primary demographic are teenagers who will send this to each other in groupchats endlessly with comments like "duuuude doesn't your uncle have like a hotel ice machine in his garage?"

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 'take this L' gifts $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Sometimes the enemy of your enemy is just a different kind of enemy

I recently had to skip a concert cause I was too tired after getting off work at 8 pm and I had work immediately the next morning, young me would be appalled

This is the sleeper hit card of the cycle in pokemon pocket but since it requires you to actually be able to count it will never be popular

I been thinking about this for a while day and it bothers me that what a lot of people seem to mean by "ahead of its time" is that it looks nice The storytelling in Cowboy Bebop, for instance, is extremely 90s, it just looks really nice.

This type of pathetic sniveling behavior from MTG is great because it means Donald Trump must really be in deep shit

Theres not anyone I talk to every day but there's a couple elders I chat with regularlyish. Only like 2 tho.

This is the sleeper hit card of the cycle in pokemon pocket but since it requires you to actually be able to count it will never be popular

Another drawing I made a while back that I hadn’t uploaded here yet… #Gundam #CharAznable

Caught in 4k 😞

Blunt Ops

*smoking a joint* Call of Doobies

Its still out!! Since last night!!!

Internet is out. I call my ISP. They make me go through all these troubleshooting steps. Then after that they say "oh there's an outage in your area". They offer me a credit for the inconvenience. I click the button to get the $2.38 credit. It says it can't be applied and to call customer service.

"What about meeee" - the saddest bird in the nest, a narrative film(???) for the next week of rain in Southern California. 🪶

Job creation! Best economy!

Internet is out. I call my ISP. They make me go through all these troubleshooting steps. Then after that they say "oh there's an outage in your area". They offer me a credit for the inconvenience. I click the button to get the $2.38 credit. It says it can't be applied and to call customer service.

I heard Mr Beast described as "the world's richest unseasoned rice cake" and I'm losing it. I would never recover from being called this, personally.

The moral of Dune is that even a scheme you've spent most of your life developing can be potentially be beaten by a scheme that started before you were born.

This feels relevant