When the Smash Mouth man said "think you're bundled up now wait til you get older" he was cookin

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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Hey does anyone have that really good song from last year

Nothing I love more than clients telling me I'm wrong about the law because they asked ChatGPT, and when I try to explain to them why ChatGPT is wrong they give me an answer generated by ChatGPT.

I gotta stop announcing "I'm on my Cathy grind" as I search the kitchen, looking for some chocolate (ack!)

This pisses me off too because there's always some chucklefuck that's like "when I invented this program that spies on foreign residents I never thought it would be used to detain people en masse." Yes you did, stop lying, you're collecting checks right now!

A guy whose bit is that he uses Grok to put more clothes on pictures of ladies in minimal attire because he "respects women" and "thinks they shouldn't demean themselves"

january is a really really bad month for me and i’m trying to stay afloat so i can stop asking for help because to be honest it terrifies me to do so. please help others with more urgent and dire needs than mine first, but know that i do need help. #helpsky #💸💞

You might even say that pointing at the very worst one and saying “well at least I’m not like that” is how imperialists let themselves off of the hook. We are absolutely horrid in most ways as a nation. A lot of nations who would be the hegemon if they could want to talk sweet suddenly

If we can't acknowledge that imperial countries still benefit from imperialism even when they're acting nice about it then America will be forgiven without consequence in a few decades Is that what you want?

I also have had a British person try to be smug with me recently. Y'all just had Boris Johnson like 10 minutes ago and ruined your economy for racism. Do not even try to be like this.

Canadians talking about how "American exceptionalism is a hell of a drug" while completely ignoring that their country's entire history is one of being complicit in atrocities. If you think Donald Trump is a uniquely American problem and that Canada bears no responsibility, you don't know history.

Reclassifying the urgency of the first stage of fundraising to high after doing some calculations. Any amount appreciated alliteratively.

It's so cool how you can play Root with a different setup and it's like a different game.

John Feminization Kennedy

It's so cool how you can play Root with a different setup and it's like a different game.

be careful who you invite to your holiday party!!!

John Feminization Kennedy

We're at $225 in gifts right now. If you enjoy my content and want to do something nice for me, and have the money to spare, today is the day and it's very appreciated

Back at school. Back to looking for craft ideas and enjoying the ones that look insane

He's got that bluesky rizz (reason cited for issuing the warrant)

Imperialism? Sorry but I have to make this pizza pie. I can see what the president is doing after I make all these pizzas with pepperoni on them. I got to shred the mozzarella cheese before I can check up on that. This yeast has gotta proof before I can head to the voting booth.

He's got that bluesky rizz (extremely derogatory)

I actually only listen to podcasts at quarter speed I like it when they take 7 hours and sound like a drone metal song

The kids are calling it "going Bluesky mode" and it means being really annoying

RIP Ashli Babbitt, you would have loved being pardoned for capital crimes.

Although I don't in any way think we should invade Greenland and I want to make that clear, it is a little funny to read statements that say stuff like Greenland Belongs to the People of Greenland!* *oh and also Denmark, Denmark gets the biggest say, sorry about that

Imperialism? Sorry but I have to make this pizza pie. I can see what the president is doing after I make all these pizzas with pepperoni on them. I got to shred the mozzarella cheese before I can check up on that. This yeast has gotta proof before I can head to the voting booth.

I might need to adopt a cat for mental breakdown birthday reasons (and because my last attempt to adopt a cat didnt work out)

RIP Ashli Babbitt, you would have loved being pardoned for capital crimes.

I appreciate all the gifts but its gonna be hard to beat the guy who tazed his balls that one year for my birthday. RIP to a real one.

Love the implication in the Stranger Things finale that once you grow up you have to stop playing D&D. They really managed to become everything the show was originally critiquing.

Hey folks, I really hate doing this, but my kitty, Dragon needs ear surgery and it’s going to cost me almost $1,000. We would be eternally grateful if you would be willing to help me pay the vet bill. E-transfer- [email protected] #mutualaid #vet #kitty

My birthday is now today. $215 in gifts so far. Every gift makes my day much brighter. Thanks y'all!

Hm seems like there's a lot of loose ends to this Stranger Things story but I'm sure the final episode will wrap everything up nicely. Why yes, a horse did kick me in the head but I'm not sure why you're asking.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling for this "but of course" timeline cleanse. #Doomscrolling

Source: Avodah Zarah

Fact: the salt on a margarita is a circle of protection that keeps the spirits inside it. If you dont break the circle you can't get drunk. Its just science.

The Trump administration just conducted an illegal attack on Venezuela and has spoken about attacking Colombia, Mexico, Cuba, and Denmark. These Democrats just voted to confirm Trump's nominee for Assistant Secretary of Defense: Fetterman Gallego Kaine King Reed Rosen Shaheen

Fact: the salt on a margarita is a circle of protection that keeps the spirits inside it. If you dont break the circle you can't get drunk. Its just science.

Ok I know it's exciting but I want everyone to celebrate my birthday RESPONSIBLY tomorrow. I don't want another repeat of that year I held my birthday in Washington D.C., ok? We all agree that got out of hand.

Just thinking about how the Judge presiding over Venezuelan President Maduro's case is 92

Hey let's do what we can for our guy awk!

I know it's not entirely rational because cats and humans have different dietary needs but it makes me nervous whenever my snack stealing trash goblins take no interest in something I'm eating. I instantly start questioning how processed the food is, the source of the food item, its age, etc, etc

Just thinking about how the Judge presiding over Venezuelan President Maduro's case is 92