NEW — I wrote about my confirmed scoop from last night that Disney hastened Kimmel's return because of a planned Disney+ streaming price increase announcement coming on Tuesday:

"oh, you know which ones"

I was hosting a dinner party last night and TCGs came up, one of the guests requested "Ok Kennedy, explain why you like the Pokemon TCG so much and why I should consider trying it" and I'm so unused to being put on the spot about my special interests it took me a moment to realize it wasn't a prank.

It's so out of control to have nostalgia for a shitty generic store where you buy shitty generic goods

Am I supposed to be impressed that he "only" lives on $4,000 a month? You can live in most U.S. cities for that cost??

Tell us out loud which parts of the "hard left agenda" you disagree with Is it universal healthcare? Enshrining human rights of non-citizens? Better public transit? Safer schools? Cleaner air and water? Don't be shy

It's one thing to refuse to change your behavior to save the climate, its another thing entirely to actively damage the climate, the people making these calls are calling for the end of life

It's cool that Mr Beast's burning house stunt was a carefully orchestrated event with lots of safety precautions. What's not cool at all is gonna be when another YouTuber who doesn't have a professional stunt coordinator on staff imitates his burning building video and someone dies.

I AM SO SORRY I don't know how I managed to fuck my math this badly but even taking out a CashApp Loan isnt going to save me. I wish when you paid bills they came out right away. Im-$300 that is an emergency! but Even with that covered Im at $2 dollars for two weeks. will mox soon but crying

Eric Adams, walking around NYC at night, net in hand, lumpy wriggling burlap sack dragging behind him, a wry smile on his face, what does he know that the rest of us do not, there's no time to ask or answer for he must continue his duties

Hey I got a new job idea for Eric Adams now that hes not gonna be mayor anymore

I rarely say this because it's such a cliche thing for washed up guys to do but unironically Eric Adams should start a podcast

I rarely say this because it's such a cliche thing for washed up guys to do but unironically Eric Adams should start a podcast

Eric Adams should keep making videos about topics he's concerned about even after he's not the mayor

Hey I got a new job idea for Eric Adams now that hes not gonna be mayor anymore

Eric Adams, walking around NYC at night, net in hand, lumpy wriggling burlap sack dragging behind him, a wry smile on his face, what does he know that the rest of us do not, there's no time to ask or answer for he must continue his duties

Now that Eric Adams is free from the shackles of mayoral duty he can finally focus on the thing he loves most, catching rats

i been waiting for someone to do this, thank you

Of course I would love you if you were a worm, Earthworm Jim is a worm and I love him

they won’t even let you do warmed-over Threads gimmicks on this website smdh sad

Im starting to think anyone could probably just send the president an AI generated video that seems to be praising him and he'll post it

Everything the mainstream media considers a "radical left-wing belief" is a compromise position. The actual radical beliefs are things we can't discuss because they're too far outside the Overton Window for most people to understand.

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firing the pieces of my tiny towns

giving the ants who live in the walls tax advice

Unfortunately I missed #InternationalRabbitDay yesterday but I thought I'd belatedly share one of my favourite Japanese prints featuring a rabbit. 🎨'Woman Holding a Rabbit, Admiring the Moon' - Namioka Koko, 1770. #JapaneseArt #ukiyoe

You're a cruel person and you've learned clever words to make your hate sound nice but I know what's in your heart no matter how well you think you've hidden it Everyone with eyes can see what you're really saying

Time Abolitionists rise up

Everything the mainstream media considers a "radical left-wing belief" is a compromise position. The actual radical beliefs are things we can't discuss because they're too far outside the Overton Window for most people to understand.

It's alarming to see Donald J Trump use the office of the presidency to declare war on U.S. citizens in Oregon, when he should be declaring war on high prices for consumers through sensible bipartisan trade legislature. Hi, I'm Chuck Schumer and I'm fighting for our democracy, can you spare

It's not just magic, the fastest growing miniatures game is Halo:Flashpoint, games workshop is having the same reckoning about their overpriced product

Opinion: Instead of Thinking of Soldiers Patroling Your City as Enemies, Why Not Consider Them Future Customers? Here's 3 Savvy Service Side Hustles Soldiers Stationed in Your Area Are Seeking You've NEVER Heard Of!

It's alarming to see Donald J Trump use the office of the presidency to declare war on U.S. citizens in Oregon, when he should be declaring war on high prices for consumers through sensible bipartisan trade legislature. Hi, I'm Chuck Schumer and I'm fighting for our democracy, can you spare

john wick more like john woke you NEVER considered this

Post the antifa HQ the fbi will leak

I've got an idea for a Pete Davidson/Nathan Fielder crossover special but I don't think I'm legally allowed to say what it is

I'm sure inviting a bunch of guys with loose morals and poor impulse control such as Louis CK to perform in Saudi Arabia is going to go Just Fine

What if it's the long con. What if Pete Davidson is going there for revenge.

“do you ever think about dying?”

“They’ve had to agree to a limited list of slurs”

juice my squash blossom til that butter nut

Oh you think you're fall pill? You think you're cottage core? Try juicing 5 lbs of butternut squash

So why exactly are all the "you can't censor me! free speech!!" comedians performing at a Saudi Arabian comedy festival where you explicitly and strongly are only allowed to make jokes about state-approved topics, under possible penalties ranging as high as death if you disobey

but Nora, what if whatever you want to do is chug a nice cold refreshing one of these?

Oh you think you're fall pill? You think you're cottage core? Try juicing 5 lbs of butternut squash

but Nora, what if whatever you want to do is chug a nice cold refreshing one of these?

It's especially wild to me to do this in the Trump era. If you were under another president they might actually look out for you, but if you get executed for telling the wrong joke under Trump he'll just say something about how the crown prince is a "really nice, misunderstood guy"