JUST IN—Yván Gil Pinto, Venezuela's Minster of Foreign Affairs, posted an official statement to Telegram. t.me/YvanGilPinto... "The Bolivarian Government calls on all social and political forces in the country to activate mobilization plans and repudiate this imperialist attack." Full translation:

Oh. So we were going to bomb Venezuela on Christmas, but we decided to bomb someone else instead, so they waited a week We're led by the worst people in the world

What do you call the trans version of a log cabin republican? Other than a traitor and a fool?

We're the fucking banana republic

Not enough people on Bluesky APPRECIATE that psalmo’s widdol toes glow green when you light them with a flashlight and it fucking shows

why do these dribbling idiots still have jobs

Any D who doesn't push for impeachment should get primaried. This is it. No excuses. No more.

We need to see people, even people in other countries, not as a means to an end, but ends in and of themselves

First art of 2026

I think I'm going to add a character to my play called Macabrius. He won't actually make an appearance, just be mentioned

"A mutant is a lot more likely to be a victim of violence than the perpetrator." Well said, C Robert Cargill. That works for trans people too.

"White trans women all have laptop jobs and institutional sympathy"

Morbius and Madame Web have the exact same premise. Sick kid. They go into the remote wilderness in Latin America and animals there have the cure to the kids' sickness and give them superpowers Sony really wasn't trying very hard

This is basically what I did

noods

Drummer's pirate crew are the ultimate goals

This is basically what I did

1. Headlines everywhere today read "Grok apologizes." This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize. Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.

RIP #OscarGrant. On 1 January 2009, 22 year old Oscar Grant was murdered in Oakland by BART police officer, Johannes Mehserle. Rest in power! Never forget. #FruitvaleStation #Oakland #BayArea #NoJusticeNoPeace #Fruitvale

sequel opportunity

Whenever people talk about domperidone I think it's champagne for a minute

flowers

I'm gonna go for a walk before it starts raining again. Get my body moving. Get some fresh air. New Year exercise

I really want to dress full femme and go to karaoke and sing Type O Negative or something. Just go really bass

The truth is if Breaking Bad happened now Walter White wouldn't be a multimillionaire. No he'd die STILL in debt to Health Insurance companies.

"he got better"

There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”

First selfie of 2026

[daintily clears throat] THE IDEA THAT DEMOCRATS BENEFIT ELECTORALLY BY BENDING RIGHTWARD ON KEY MORAL ISSUES LIKE TRANS RIGHTS AND IMMIGRATION HAS NOW BEEN THOROUGHLY DEBUNKED. [coughs; daintily clears throat]

Under antishipping no one can be koi

If we've learned anything from all this it's never vote for Gavin Newsom

You get a neovagina in your tummy that can play VHS tapes of that show you and your friend watched during slumber parties back in the 90s that you can't stop thinking about

Batman set a really bad precedent

This is grade A Italianing

The Swiss ski resort bar fire, which has killed at least 40 people, appears to have been a "flashover" (when hot smoke rises to the ceiling and everything in the room ignites almost simultaneously) started when NYE sparklers lit the acoustic foam paneling on the ceiling. Reminds me of W Warwick, RI.

I guess some folks are comfortable with strange white men breaking into daycare centers in a country where white men are disproportionately mass killers.

Two people buried at two different sites in England in the 7th century CE have been shown to have West African ancestry, probably a paternal grandfather in both cases. Remember this if someone says that a historical novel set in the UK is "unrealistic" because it includes characters of color.

this line “for too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty”

I got a few more pages written. I'm starting to get an idea of the shape of this piece which is nice. I should have the first draft of this short play done soon

Wes Anderson's Children of Men

Seriously. I just finished Hannibal. I don't need any more love stories about men for a long time. I'm good

Needs pedipalps

you are being felled by a fucking antipasti

*repetitive strain injury from tapping the sign*

This time of year I have no idea what day of the week it is anymore. It feels like a Sunday

Hi, I'm Lily

conversion therapy doesn't work no matter how much you claim it's worked on you shouldn't be news

The GOP’s midterm strategy is literally just Comet Pizza

Shouldn't any statement of Grok's reflect the company? Grok is software engineered by the company. The company is responsible for everything posted by Grok

Well that's a depressing fact