if they were actually rational, and their goal was to identify or justify a rational nonreligious “identity” with first-order logic or w/e, they would have all been agnostics. the new atheist movement promoted “rationality” but it wasn’t rational at all — it was quite a magical way of thinking

ruminating on how transsexualism as a movement likely has to move beyond the word trans for reasons of well poisoned by ru paul's fracking operation and also unmelanated tumblrites are really annoying. proposing hypersex, read as a portmanteau of hyperhuman and intersex, in its place

it’s a death cult

idk i see the photos of chudley and candace owens and the way that she looks at him and how her eyes light up and my heart kinda hurts for her. feels bad that she just happened to fall in love with yankee goebbels just for him to pick one of the ugliest women i’ve seen in the past few weeks

and like candace certainly has some ideas of all time but idk she’s sharper and wittier and literally just better in every way than the flowchart cynic kirk married as a business arrangement. also like no offence to antebellum barbie but candace is like actually hot and way more interesting

just the human ones i think

quirked up white boy > kirked up white boy. know the difference

in total seriousness though it’s incredible kirk settled for the pageant harpy. candace owens was, like, in love with him. they were definitely hooking up at one point. it is insane that he is so fucking racist he would choose an ugly alabaster p zombie over candace. i think this shrunk his face

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a man who loves one of us vs. a man who is desperate to kill all of us so he can stop compulsively masturbating to us before his wife finds out he does it at all

lol being one additional degree of separation between cause and effect will not save your soul from this. degenerate weakness

ideology is the death of reason

“he looks like he smells good” is absolutely a compliment about a man that any man-attracted woman can understand lol

fwiw i believe charles was always eager to come home, it's just that idk if erika was always excited for him to open through the door. but i know in my heart of hearts that luna was excited every time her man got home, and i know in my heart of hearts that tyler is eager to get to come home again.

MAHA (Make America Headache Again)

look at him. he clearly doesn’t have the E or T levels of a typical cis man. his physiognomy is that of an old baby of a man. this is because he is actually a homunculus. they need a container, and his is a skin-bag of a nameless alcoholic eunuch found dead in sandusky ohio almost 60 years ago

clearly the ways in which god moves are dramatically more mysterious to some people than others. doubt that means anything

i’m still kinda thrown by this. i know it had a lot to do with carney that starmer could bring himself to do something that improves the state of the world and is good for humanity. i think this is the first useful and objectively good thing starmer has done in his life

idk the apparent expression on the face likely did change over time cuz of post-death processes. it’s possible the face was configured in a way that could be read as smiling by the time she viewed the corpse. just various tissues undergoing physical changes and degradation, not any kind of emotion

nothing to be forgiven, homunculus

having watched the close-up video a reasonable number of times (it’s a 3 digit # by now), it seemed to me that he bled out like a stuck pig. he had a very muted expression of shock on his face, probably because of the rapid drop in his blood pressure. brain was starved of any oxygen instantly.

thinking about trying to organize a push to have govcan list the US’ heritage foundation as a hate group. i think it is obviously more viable to do now than it has ever been before but i’m not really sure how go about determining viability in absolute terms to gauge if it’s worth trying

so when are we mobilizing to carry out the UN mission that will end the israeli occupation of gaza? ideally without having to remind the israelis that war crimes are pretty bad, or of our legacy of war crime innovation, UN would be rly mad at us. we must start the work of breaking the famine

it took far too long and also far too much campaigning to finally do the obviously correct thing, the common sense thing. still, it’s relieving that a longtime objective is at last complete. the fuck did carney say to starmer to get him to do something useful? the man is prodigiously feckless

i think after kash has finally fucked up enough for donald to have him disappeared or else the cocaine finally wins its war against his cardiovascular system, trump should strongly consider replacing him with Nick Fuentes. he is 27. twink death begins at 25. it’s time for his make-a-wish send-off

ideology is the death of reason

ok something is definitely going on

did i miss an announcement in advance of this or did donald just piss carney off enough to send it

plz let us seeeeeeeeee it

wait it’s not even buried yet??? how well did it keep after that long? plz open casket plzzzzz

a man who loves one of us vs. a man who is desperate to kill all of us so he can stop compulsively masturbating to us before his wife finds out he does it at all

quirked up white boy > kirked up white boy. know the difference

remember how his face would shrink 😭

the work is both mysterious and important

there’s a story about a guy who used to body slam a window in an office tower here in toronto to show off how strong they were to new hires. he bounced off the window every time until the last time he attempted this demonstration when the window finally gave way and he and it both fell 20+ stories

do u think if one of us just took one for the team and topped him he’d stop being such a whiny baby bitch

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let me put it this way: she did not. but, if she’d known the size of the pity prize that she’s seen since she simulated human emotion for the first time (since she was made flesh from stone with nazi magic), a half-hour Private Moment (Open Casket! With Hot Mic!) PPV special would’ve aired 6mo ago

I think this thread is exactly right as an explainer of the (apparently) outsized response to Kirk's assassination

cancer is a perfect biological model for what fascism is, what it does, why it’s incompatible with life, and why it must be killed before it kills its host

Happy Sunday Bree reminder to make sure you drinking water ♥️

i can think of no better swan song for the frog prince than to be appointed director of the FBI with the singular objective to round the other groypers up and make them gay

i think after kash has finally fucked up enough for donald to have him disappeared or else the cocaine finally wins its war against his cardiovascular system, trump should strongly consider replacing him with Nick Fuentes. he is 27. twink death begins at 25. it’s time for his make-a-wish send-off

erika probably has most or all of the same connections as the late small-face and a reasonable degree of rapport with many of them. unfortunately, while she may be the first gargoyle to win a child beauty pageant, she is quite thoroughly juiceless

strongly suspect my eyes may not be deceiving me and that i’m seeing happening exactly what i think i’m seeing happening. much to wonder about. may be some very interesting (literal and value-neutral sense) days ahead

anyway, i always thought this was a pretty funny and interesting story. i’ve frequently wondered whether i’d ever personally witness the repeat of the phenomenon the story describes, to see it play out up close and personally. a single point of failure can be quite a turning point when it breaks.

…of each of the numerous factions within the company meant he was virtually impossible to replace and also that his death, already uniquely injurious to employee morale, meant tensions shot toward their eventual breaking point.

the company had never consciously noticed, let alone understood, his critical role in maintaining an amenable and stable work environment. its reliance on the uncommonly well-developed social skills and personal qualities he possessed as well as his strong relationships with the leaders…

it turns out that this man was a particularly charismatic and affable nexus that bound a number of disparate and mutually unfriendly factions together and was able to facilitate their cooperation with each other. but this wasn’t any kind of formal or expected job responsibility.

this was not an anticipated contingency. this man was only some kind of low-mid level executive at the company and should have been replaceable. with some help from gravity and the thermal expansion of a window frame under the blazing summer sun, he revealed himself as a single point of failure.