i love my wife

Media should challenge us. Ask us uncomfortable questions we’re afraid to examine. Questions like, what would it look like if Sonic the Hedgehog became a mob wife?

one thing that’s weird about gender is that it ends in “er” but it’s not an agent noun

just got nominated for white girl of the year

everybody post now

Tactics Gogurt

i gotta work on reading other comments before replying. tsk tsk

im such a sleepy girl today holy cow

nap time

drag brunch but it’s me being dragged to brunch

sorry i haven’t been posting this weekend. i was playing this game called q-up, which i beat three times in the last 2 days

he loves me SO much now, this rules

if you’re reading this you’re gay

do british people pronounce moana like moaner

hey boy, u kinda remind me of my recently deceased husband,,,

cat heads are so smoochable. right between the ears

q-up is the only game

who up lenaing they wife rn

the guitar riff from this song was a half remembered intrusive thought of mine for like… 2 decades. i couldn’t remember enough of it to identify it but i kept remembering this riff and wondering where id heard it

manic depressive at the disco

i rescued my cat last night, he had found his way inside of my couch. now im receiving many gratitude snuggles

i love it when im feeling good, it’s like “Hell yeah” on the other hand, I *hate* it when im feeling bad im pretty complicated

microdosing time travel with a mild case of deja vu

mog me amadeus

the supreme court has ruled it’s unconstitutional for women named lena to be wife 😔

my mom’s writing a letter to john roberts trying to appeal to his humanity with my story. best case scenario the most this letter could possibly ever do is make it so john roberts thinks of me specifically as he takes our rights away

i lost track of how long i’ve been transitioning. if only i had kept my hrt date in my bio

exaggerating a southern accent so hard that welcome becomes “whale cum”

I would put more money on continuing to harvest infinite energy from the sun over assuming that forcing everyone to use The Machine The Lies To You is the steady basis of an entire economy

coke || cola

year 1 of transition: dress go spinny year 6 of transition: dress = 1 garment = less laundry

feelin cute + lena

im awak

some people call me the space cowboy, some people call me lena wife

beautiful woman who can’t sleep. gorgeous ever waking transsexual beauty. insomniac bimbo

if i could lariat ppl id be doing it all the time . i cant be trusted with wrestling moves its too much responsibility

i think we all deserve to have a little automated closet that dresses us in our signature outfits . that’s the future i believe in and want to see

90s media promised a future of grappling hooks that we have yet to see

not trying to start a discourse fight, but, ur momma

debbie downer implies a set of cardinal & orthogonal debbies

the name’s buster nut buster

Top 5 Sexiest Geological Phenomena (Official) 5) Metamorphic Rock 4) Erosion 3) Earth Quakes 2) Volcanic Eruptions 1) Impact Craters

i have a really important discourse post coming up. gonna start a conversation

i come from an alternate universe where mamdani just won the election for mayor of los angeles

they should make a labeler that labels my wife

idea: big pussy

apparently adhd meds can cause kidney stones??? damn bro. guess im going to be passing some stones then

wah

public bus 🎵 movement of some people 🎵