cats will meow insistently, like they got something important to say, right before going to town on their own butthole in front of you

ooooouwowowowou

am i allowed to post that the shooter who shot himself had it coming

sick of hearing about people writing words on bullet casings. get creative, people. write a word *with* the bullets

having an afab person pick up my estrogen prescription for me so the pharmacist can think “wow hrt really does work”

the problem is that LLMs can't say "i don't know" because they don't even know what they *do* know. they don't know anything. they're an elaborate form of autocomplete. for it to have the self-awareness to say "i don't know" to a query, it would have to be a completely different technology

i love it when cardi is beefing it’s always so entertaining

i used to want to be an artist but i felt frustrated and like i’d never hit the level i wanted so i went to school for computer science instead. coding ended up scratching a very similar itch as art for me, so it worked out great. i guess what im saying is it’s good to give up on your dreams

girl who has to go to work in 8 minutes

product idea: hem clips. for holding up your skirt when you’re pooping

i love that i can cancel appointments by replying x to automated text messages. the only good thing about the future

happy wife wednesday to us all

the quest for a new graphics card begins

you ever try a new game and like it so much u get a little worried about what it’s about to do to your life

damn i’m unsubscribing from so many streaming services this month

Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.

applying contour to get that sunken, undead look on my cheeks

lost my reply girls in the rapture

all my moots got raptured ://

you suck your mother with that mouth?

it’s important to me that you know that i, lena, have a tummy ache

it’s an adhd listening to songs on repeat kinda day

bennett foddy has created the 3rd strand type game

ah choo and sneeze on that thang

I’m Lena Wife. Can you say the same?

after months of being on a easy rotation i’m now having to deal with slight, trace, tiny amounts of work stress

raptured mid-goon

ain’t no lena wife enough 🎵

i love my wife so much

"Ohh my clown gf she twist my shit like a balloon" Grow up. Clowning is a cherished and timeless art form. Seeing too much of this lately

i need someone to zap me every time i don’t practice guitar

i’m cute

im goeng stupid fucken bigmode

not now babe i’m juggling fleas

if they can take away our rights they can take yours away too, just fyi. not sure if that’s occurred to some of you

getting back into shape is all about falling off the wagon and getting back on, over and over

what if trans people were worth as much as a talk show host, collectively if not individually, as a treat

he asked for the girlfriend experience so I started a fight with his mom

my posting muscle memory is all rusty

anyone: [Vaguely Familiar sounding name] was just shot me: oh my god!! *long pause while i google who that is*

me when i’m on a driving on a road trip with my good friend jesus christ but i spill hot coffee all over my lap:

i’m so cute + innocent + pure of heart

i know the rapture isn’t real bc i’m still here. there’s 0% chance i’d be left behind. god loves me sorry

crazy that no one has ever made a better song than this one

in the new skate game there’s a glitch, where, if you have your character do a cannonball and mash jump, you’ll start summersaulting progressively higher and faster. you will go faster than cars. you’re basically going sonic speedball mode

it’s a “i’m wife” type beat

taking tylenol so i can be more autistic

Beautiful brunette babes

big time yawners rise up