insomnia night. boooo

dropping the bass from ever increasing heights

stars be warring

i used to think i liked star wars but now im starting to think i hate it

loyalty is hard to come by these days. but if you can make a funny song i will kill for you

the goal of posting is to convey every possible thought until you can communicate exclusively via quoting your own posts

everyone is already saying it but holy fuck i cried watching this

earned it

it’s crazy the hazbin hotel creator has literally drawn Blaire White fanart

practicing guitar with atrocious posture atm. guitar is not at all vertical. my feet a propped up on the desk in front of me

right now im experiencing a frustrating combination of being at work while not wanting to be at work

it’s crazy how cancelled T.O.P. is in south korea just because he used marijuana. that’s a little baby drug. cmon be cool

when i see my wife carrying a little treat

ain’t no wife more aloof than me

what investigators are calling a gangnam-style execution

The Sharlayans are turning the freakin’ Moogles gay with Aether!

a planet's rotation is how long its days be

i adjusted my google ad profile so that it would think i was rich. rich people ads are so much less obtrusive. soft jazz music. soft lighting. i can’t afford any of this shit but it’s so much less annoying

my last sneeze just sounded pretty metal. maybe i could do death growl vocals after all

can’t fit some of my jeans. guess it’s time to… *deep sigh* diet and exercise again. ugh

it’s murder monday!!! it’s time to execute our plots

i love my wife

Media should challenge us. Ask us uncomfortable questions we’re afraid to examine. Questions like, what would it look like if Sonic the Hedgehog became a mob wife?

one thing that’s weird about gender is that it ends in “er” but it’s not an agent noun

just got nominated for white girl of the year

everybody post now

Tactics Gogurt

i gotta work on reading other comments before replying. tsk tsk

im such a sleepy girl today holy cow

nap time

drag brunch but it’s me being dragged to brunch

sorry i haven’t been posting this weekend. i was playing this game called q-up, which i beat three times in the last 2 days

he loves me SO much now, this rules

if you’re reading this you’re gay

do british people pronounce moana like moaner

hey boy, u kinda remind me of my recently deceased husband,,,

cat heads are so smoochable. right between the ears

q-up is the only game

who up lenaing they wife rn

the guitar riff from this song was a half remembered intrusive thought of mine for like… 2 decades. i couldn’t remember enough of it to identify it but i kept remembering this riff and wondering where id heard it

manic depressive at the disco

i rescued my cat last night, he had found his way inside of my couch. now im receiving many gratitude snuggles

i love it when im feeling good, it’s like “Hell yeah” on the other hand, I *hate* it when im feeling bad im pretty complicated

microdosing time travel with a mild case of deja vu

mog me amadeus

the supreme court has ruled it’s unconstitutional for women named lena to be wife 😔

my mom’s writing a letter to john roberts trying to appeal to his humanity with my story. best case scenario the most this letter could possibly ever do is make it so john roberts thinks of me specifically as he takes our rights away

i lost track of how long i’ve been transitioning. if only i had kept my hrt date in my bio

exaggerating a southern accent so hard that welcome becomes “whale cum”