eepy pecs hurt

goose horse

easy life hack to never getting misgendered: never go outside* *must not have an internet connection

ghoul knife

in this house we believe that love is love kindness is a virtue getting Grok to paint pictures of Trump and Putin flip fucking eachother can bring world peace

Not really vibing with all the “we should use Grok to put tiny penises on men and make them have gay sex and then they’d actually take care of the issue” That’s still sexual harassment Also, someone on this website was using face tune to make me look like a woman like three months ago

*shakes the timeline* *blows in the timeline cartridge* *smacks the timeline on the table* c’moooon, work! show me something GOOD

“To become American is the greatest gift” leave the receipt in the bag, please. hm? no reason. i like accounting. brb just need to go to the “store”.

Did it hurt? When you ran repeatedly head first into a wall? When you straight up slammed your noggin into the bricks? When your skull bounced off several inches of solid matter? btw you’re hot ig

oof, hitting the wall hard

“Wonderful Tonight” by Eric Clapton comes on and I cannot think of anything else but US TV shows of the 90s. If there was a prom episode, or an episode where prom was mentioned - there was Eric Clapton.

office lighting has revealed i have a straight up (but still thin and light) moustache now

my pecs hurt from yesterdays workout

Is this precursor apathy before a PMDD eruption? Time will tell.

tiny flakes of snow falling in central london

the timeline has been talking about isabelle animal crossing longer than it talked about venezuela and I’m trying to get my head around that

co-ordinated with a bush

Phone says it feels like -7 degrees Celsius out there and I’m getting ready to go to the office. Yikes.

very irritated with myself

he's going blankey mode

lol x.com/whitedatenet...

Goot Nite

Is it normal for friends to check in from time-to-time and ask how things are going with HRT and shit like that?

Looking for any multi-millionaires currently funding the marginalisation of vulnerable minorities under the guise of “protecting women and children” to protect women and children by siphoning aforementioned funds toward fighting the CSAM chat bot.

man who is back at work today

can someone give me some motivation to get my tasks done please, it's dire over here

You can get done for cyber-bullying vis-a-vis falsely accusing someone of being a trans woman. But you get nothing if you provably harass trans women. Simple transmisogyny.

-2 degrees Celsius. It should be illegal for me to be working and not be being cuddled in bed, with a hot coffee by my side. Just saying.

man who is back at work today

good news everyone

Goot nife

👮🏻‍♂️ You are under arrest 🤷🏻‍♀️ What did I do, officer? 👮🏻‍♂️ Anti-isabelle-boobage 🤷🏻‍♀️ Yeah i felt a bit weird about it 🧑🏻‍⚖️ Jail for 1000 years

As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure.

felt cuteish

agagagagagagagagblblbl

I’ve always said that though I know little about my family, I am 100% confident there is nothing interesting about my ancestry and it is probably just a bunch of white people around the island. 1/3

felt cuteish

Right. Lunch time. Then no rest until I’ve finished organising, cleaning, shedding the living room/office. Want to be fully done for tomorrow before work starts again. Let’s do this. 💪🏻

I EXPLICITLY wrote ❌ OUT: war ✅ IN: getting my dick sucked as my new years resolutions and he didn’t even listen, he didn’t even listen. mr president? why?

keir starmer explaining how kidnapping the leader of a foreign state is fine but if you spraypaint a plane you're a terrorist

btw you are not hard to love and you never have been

practicing my australian accent with this sentence - exclusively - forever more

Wow I didn’t know so many people were experts on Venezuelan politics. Is that covered in middle school over there or something? Incredible! Please, tell me more about Maduro being a bad dude and how, regrettably, it means that Trump is a good dude for doing war crimes. 🥺 pls 👉👈

what if i did nothing but sit in bed and eat toast for the rest of my life? that sounds nice

gonna eat toast in bed

Why is my body experiencing the physical symptoms of anxiety right now. Why. What’s that about. Uncomfortable. Fuck off.