me: why is this cat freaking out so much? what's his problem also me (wearing the chocolate macadamia hydrating mask from volition beauty): oh

I'm gonna keep it real with yall I don't really know what to say these days. there's nothing I can say that other smarter people haven't said better. but I have a sweet little cat that's keeping me going and I hope he's helping to keep you going as well so that's what I'm gonna do

mother did something scary (turned on the sink to wash her face) now he must hide in this convenient cave made of her clothes

little man sleeping, if that helps

Dragon 🐉 Slayer Donnie

we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them

bitch what the fuck are you wearing

Adonis the dragon fighter.... excuse me while I lie on the floor and weep

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

little man sleeping, if that helps

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

I made a playlist

2026: scrolling past the AI generated CSAM on the nazi pedophile app to see my favorite politicians' public anti-war statements

we weighed this TINY BABY today and he is 16 pounds????

if I speak I will get banned off everything forever

I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents

none of this is legal. none of this is normal. feel free to tell anyone who says otherwise to fuck off.

Mr Cait's job went remote in 2020 and never went back, and he is slowly cultivating the most phenomenal desk setup i've ever seen. look at the new arrivals

we weighed this TINY BABY today and he is 16 pounds????

look at our elected representatives dog we're ngmi

I don't smoke cigarettes so on mornings like this I do my equivalent (making cream of wheat all pissed off)

it’s interesting to see the start date different people attach to this condition of existential american embarrassment. ten years ago, twenty, sixty. everyone’s sort of right

👏👏👏

i hope at some point in the near future you also get to feel this comfy cozy and loved

my coworker was literally explaining the term "AI slop" to my other coworker earlier this week, right in front of me lmao

When I say something dumb on here I do it on purpose to give you guys the bonding experience of yelling at me together. I do it as a public service

I know we have bigger first to fry but this sucks so fucking bad. Location: Midtown Hotel Boston

i hope at some point in the near future you also get to feel this comfy cozy and loved

this guy rules. i love reddit so much

your local public library is free

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

how do they so perpetually succeed in making their opponents look cool as fuck

I did some brief streaming in like 2021 , somebody probably has a clip

a constant struggle in my life is that the second I get drunk or high I immediately start talking in the most redneck Ellie Mae accent you've ever heard and I force myself not to type the way I'm talking because I know in my heart someone on this website is going to accuse me of appropriating AAVE

one of the stupidest arguments that people on twitter make against bluesky is that no one fights here so it's not any fun. first of all, my mentions

Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn

it's a massive failure of our society that we have allowed companies to distance themselves from the horrible things said by their AI, which has been created to represent them. if your AI says it, it should be equivalent to a live human person making the same statement, and treated accordingly

some people say that you shouldn’t post on the CSAM-friendly site run by a billionaire white nationalist who allowed rightwing propagandists to troll through internal documents to publish misleading narratives about its staff and users but where else could you get reporting like this

every time i read about the insane perverts attempting to gain access to daycare centers by force I think about this review for a dojo that I read ages ago. no, you are not entitled to places just because you want to go there. grow up

Now everyone is (rightly) all aerated about the nudity AI shit on X, can we please do something to stop the Pervert Glasses that will soon be in wide circulation?

i wonder what he would have thought if he knew one day he would not only be inside, but soft and warm with his own blankeys and absolutely running the place

this is for me. this tree skirt is for me. this shoe is for me

i wonder what he would have thought if he knew one day he would not only be inside, but soft and warm with his own blankeys and absolutely running the place

you know how tattoo artists will do free cover-up work on people who left hate groups and no longer want that shit on their bodies? that but me teaching women who quit the MAGA cult how to stop doing the maralago makeup

me: wow i love this new medication I have so much energy, it's great! now can we focus that into a specific direction and actually get things done today? my brain: lol. lmao

thinking about her today