my troubles are over

okay. I guess

Archiving thread of my favorite tweets celebrities made

me: Adonis do you want to take a selfie NARRATOR: he did not want to take a selfie

me, watching a scary movie intentionally on purpose knowing full well it is a scary movie: they better not show me something scary. if they show me something scary i'm gonna flip the fuck out

One King

a few quick #nokings shots (quick 🧵) sharpton and deniro at the front of the march

I cut my bangs a little too short and I was trying to figure out what it reminded me of and unfortunately I just realized it's this

Walking thru the “Ultra Normie” No Kings rally in my extremely rural, white town and there are Patagonia wearing moms carrying signs that say “DEAD PEDOPHILES DONT REOFFEND” and “ICE GETS THE WALL” and I hi fived an old guy with a sign that said MY DADDY FOUGHT NAZIS AND SO WILL I” this is wild

this is why it's vital to loudly and publicly support trans women and push back against these narratives. it is imperative that we not let the loudest voice be this stupid cunt

if you have a kid with only 1 dose of the MMR, like this partially vaccinated person who just caught measles did, call your pediatrician right now and schedule the second dose right now. they can get it any time >28 days after the first dose. if they won't administer it get a different pediatrician

mwah

lmfao

if you're having a bad day google "dove nests". they are literally so fucking bad at it it's unreal lol

I was looking at all the DSA chapter websites and why does Tucson’s look so cool

No

I cut my bangs a little too short and I was trying to figure out what it reminded me of and unfortunately I just realized it's this

lmfao

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

I try to post beautiful kind things sometimes instead of just being a hater bitch 24/7 to remind all of us that the world is worth fighting for even if it's hard and feels hopeless

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

today is my wonderful incredible amazing sweet handsome husband's birthday!!! finding the love of your life is very very hard but since the moment we met he has been everything to me. I'm the luckiest girl in the world

I haven't been posting enough selfies lately but while reading my posts it's important to remember that I am extremely beautiful

i'm posting so normally. you can barely tell i had two cosmopolitans at dinner

mwah

I haven't been posting enough selfies lately but while reading my posts it's important to remember that I am extremely beautiful

me: Adonis do you want to take a selfie NARRATOR: he did not want to take a selfie

God this shit is so fucking pathetic. Ruin your life in a normal way. "I talked to the computer too much and went crazy." Listen to yourself. Gamble or do heroin anything but this. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

LMAO we did a review of our own coverage and found that we have done nothing wrong, ever

the best way to describe my feelings about people occasionally assuming I'm a trans woman is this Lady Gaga interview where she told Anderson Cooper she doesn't give a fuck because it doesn't matter

has he thought about running for office as a Democrat?

the other day somebody qrt'ed my post about Harry Potter and said "so if we go through her posts we won't find anything problematic? or is this woman a hypocrite?" So I said "go ahead bitch" and I just went back and checked and they blocked me. didn't find anything huh

yall should see the positions I get myself into while I'm taking pictures of this cat. I am out here like a Nat Geo photojournalist, I'll do anything to get the shot

update: great new area for Donnie dropped (laundry bag he knocked onto the floor)

Mr. Comfortable

my husband is so fascinated by the way people react to me on social media. he was like "you made that man so mad he did homework? you made him write a whole book report?" lmfao

we're about to experience the funniest data leak in history

today is my wonderful incredible amazing sweet handsome husband's birthday!!! finding the love of your life is very very hard but since the moment we met he has been everything to me. I'm the luckiest girl in the world

is it worth it? you tell me. i was hanging off the bed taking these btw

oh i'm sorry, am i bothering you while you're asleep in my spot on my blanket?

thought you all should know this is the type of thing going on that the news won't cover

MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore

ladies DM me if you've got a

oh fuck yeah, that's the worst idea I ever heard

yall should see the positions I get myself into while I'm taking pictures of this cat. I am out here like a Nat Geo photojournalist, I'll do anything to get the shot

These political texts are getting direct.

absolutely unreal

oh i'm sorry, am i bothering you while you're asleep in my spot on my blanket?

You don't hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do.