WHAT is this account!!!

the one human food that Adonis has proven to enjoy is cheese, any variety, and by "enjoy" I mean he will leap onto the table and try to knock it out of my hand. in this picture i am holding a bag of shredded 4 cheese mexican blend next to the camera

i am literally begging you to watch this video of Adonis in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe

I was told merely yesterday that he was playing 5D chess. are you saying that was untrue???

okay I've had jobs where I worked with medical and dental insurance several times in my life, probably 5+ years at this point, and the horror I just felt reading this triggered a fight or flight response in my body

lol Erika Kirk on stage with Sean Hannity, I guess she does know how to hug normally

oh word?

it’s genuinely so beast mode that voters in virginia saw these jay jones texts leak and elected him by 7 point and then flipped the seat of the republican who leaked these texts to a democrat lmfao

spent 15 minutes in the character creator for outer worlds 2 and just made a chaos bisexual again as usual

i am literally begging you to watch this video of Adonis in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe

I saw somebody on tumblr smugly posting that LLMs are not actually any worse for people's mental health than any other form of social media, and everyone that thinks it is is just a silly alarmist luddite, and it pissed me off so bad I'm still thinking about it months later

this is fucking hilarious. he shut the thing down in 20 seconds

please enjoy this video I took by accident while trying to swipe over to portrait mode left-handed

when I was in high school, I got bit by a brown recluse spider that almost killed me so I think I'm allowed to say: flamethrower

absolutely baffling new type of person emerging on twitter: anti-vaxx conservative woman finally turning on the Trump administration because RFK went on tv and said "ozempic is good actually"

new perfect baby dropped

umm?

please enjoy this video I took by accident while trying to swipe over to portrait mode left-handed

happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]

that picture of Laura Loomer going around is fake. this is the original and she looks bad enough even without the editing. nobody hates conservative women more than their botox injectors

ok? bye bitch!

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

i am not naming any names but someone just spent 5 full minutes in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe and drooling

i am not naming any names but someone just spent 5 full minutes in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe and drooling

i'm sorry I know it's mean but I cannot stop myself from laughing whenever one of these people furiously posts that their AI boyfriend told them to log off and touch grass

if this stupid bitch doesn't shut up

i've tried talking to chatgpt a few times (because people are always like "how do you know it sucks if you haven't tried it) and the thought I can never get over is "damn this thing does not know shit"

i'm sorry I know it's mean but I cannot stop myself from laughing whenever one of these people furiously posts that their AI boyfriend told them to log off and touch grass

me: babe if I smoked cigarettes what would I smoke- Mr Cait (interrupting me): Virginia Slims

I told Mr Cait that Anne Hathaway and I have the same sort of downturned eyes and he said "I know. She's like your Wario" I'm losing my mind

look at me i'm groceries

cone of shame vs cone of delight

if i ever reach this point then just put me down

he can't keep getting away with it!!!

Good morning generals and commanders Every year, my father and I, born in the same month, do non profit drives for our people and for other worthy causes. Kate is suffering greatly. No SNAP. Diabetes. Supporting her mama. Survived the Guatemalan Civil War. Please whatever you can spare.

I am begging you to look at this car my friend sent me

he can't keep getting away with it!!!

I swear he's started posing for the camera

fuck yeah king sooooo true!

love that society has decided this is fine

the collapse is coming. the infinite tech money loop might be ending soon

for those just joining us, here's some deep cut Cait lore. in 2017 when i was still chaeronaea a guy wrote me this insane letter on autumn stationery and made a twitter account specifically to post this and tag me in it.

Donnie is tired of waiting for supper. Donnie is no longer asking

lmao

I am the scaredest little baby so I really like nerd-ass horror games where you do research on a computer or whatever but WHY THE FUCK would you still put jumpscares in it. if I wanted jumpscares I'd play an actual scary game. leave me alone

Sandwich man leaving court