you'll never believe it but the little prince is watching me get ready for work and he is not pleased by the situation

Odd new sponsor of "#Vote #Blue No Matter Who" but okay

Scouting America says transgender kids are still welcome after Pete Hegseth claimed they weren’t- "We have transgender people in our program, and we’ll have transgender people in our program going forward,” the group's CEO, Roger Krone, said. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

lol, come on, man. 1. Iraq and Iran are different countries? 2. Dude died because his tank fell into a river!

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

ok. i'm listening

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US. His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism. And he failed.

type of girl to be crying in the parking lot of a dive bar bc she started a fight she couldn't finish with a local bitch with 4 generations of drinking problems

Incredible. Kalshi is not paying out "Khamenei out of power by [date]" contracts because he died.

I personally would not say shit to Ilhan Omar when her blood sugar is almost certainly at an ebb

I think bluesky would be roughly 300% better if people here were capable of reading “this is an assessment of the empirical reality of a situation” without assuming it comes with an implicit “and therefore I endorse the reality of that situation”

people love to be like "you shouldn't hate anyone, it gives them power over you" girl no it don't lmao

we got a new couch with a chaise so we could all sit on the couch together comfortably but instead Adonis has taken over the entire chaise and gets mad if I try to sit anywhere near him

POV you put your face directly into his round back

bitch it's March?

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

If your child falls into the gorilla enclosure you’re gonna need a new child. We only have the one gorilla.

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

i hope this email doesn't find you. i hope email never finds you again and you are free

50 children died

don't look at the news. look at this

rough day for anyone who believes in the sanctity of human life

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

Israel two hours from now: Hamas was hiding under that Iranian preschool so. you're welcome actually

transvestigation is a punishment that happens to cis women who say anything a transphobe doesn't like. they don't even have to actually think you're trans, because the accusation itself is meant to be the insult. it happens to me a lot

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

don't look at the news. look at this

average person cheering for war in iran

fuck this i'm going back to bed

free note to everyone: you can just say we shouldn’t be bombing Iran rather than pretending this would be fine if Trump explained himself better

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

one of the craziest things about still posting on twitter is that there is a non-zero chance that a person will use the built-in AI to make porn out of your selfies and everyone is just like "yeah that happens sometimes" ????

yes. it is wrong

these Democrats? the ones we have right now? that's what you think they'll do?

POV you put your face directly into his round back

I just now realized Bad Bunny gives my hometown a shoutout in Tití Me Preguntó THATS RIGHT PURO SAN ANTONIO BABY!!!

the other day I was almost completely obliterated on the road by a Cutwater Spirits semi and as a recovering alcoholic I do have to say that would have been a hilarious way to go out

when I first moved to MA my husband made me take a picture with the big horrible green monster at Jordan's Furniture and I did not enjoy it

we got a new couch with a chaise so we could all sit on the couch together comfortably but instead Adonis has taken over the entire chaise and gets mad if I try to sit anywhere near him

this man is like 90% dead. can we please send him out to pasture? take his phone away

my friend has two rescue parakeets that love to get in dramatic little fights all the time, and yesterday they moved one of their toys to be between them on their perch so they don't have to look at each other

um hi can i help you?

i had a half day at work and someone does not appear thrilled that i am here during Donnie and Papa Time