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It's amazing how unproductive I am when my tummy hurts a little

In an effort to more effectively pander, I have decided to do a podcast about an odd show I was on as a kid called Beyblade. The first season is a beautiful time capsule of the world immediately before 9/11. Thank you to @aud.bsky.social for guesting on this episode! www.patreon.com/posts/geybla...

A ringing endorsement! Give me money!

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I have unusually large hands and feet relative to my size. My feet are also wide-set so it is actually more comfortable to stand on my tip-toes. So when I only shave my chest I actually end up looking more like some sort of wolf-goblin. (This is not dysphoric, I think this shit pretty hot actually).

I read my poetry out loud for the first time ever yesterday and I was rly nervous and definitely need to work on my confidence but @hausofdecline.bsky.social put on a rly fun and welcoming show and my wife @hoodiewife.bsky.social was nice enough to film me

Joey fucking rules. If you are a fan of grotesque and weird Neo Basil Wolverton shit, he's your guy. Wing him some PFP commishes!

This is tonight! Get there early because the show starts right at 8pm!

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I got a lot of body hair but I only routinely shave my face and chest so I end up feeling like this a lot of the time

I like watching intelligence gap relationships deteriorate when the smart one becomes increasingly more exasperated with the dumb one.

If you're in Toronto on 9/11, why not come out to Show of Decline? Show up at 7:30 because the show starts hard at 8! It's also an open mic! Bring your poetry and be publically vulnerable!

Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest

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Love the stage in a relationship where you're Donald Ducking in front of each other (wearing shirts with no pants)

Love it when you're lesbians and you blast like, 50-60 ropes on each other, then you stop blasting for a second, look into each other's eyes, giggle and say "hi"

My very first encounter with Gender was Nermal from Garfield

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Diner I'm in has tremendous aura and conveniently placed mirror

I'm back on the podcasting bullshit with episode 200 wherein I talk about my first year on HRT and the various tangential neuroses associated with it. Come with me on a wonderful journey where I divulge information with which my ops will use to bully me. hausofdecline.ca/podcast

Maybe the Jays actually CAN just compensate for weak pitching by scoring double digit runs every game

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Holy shit, this Jay-Brewers game

Girl who needs to shave her legs

New illustration for Slow Town

New illustration for Slow Town

Page from a project I'm working on with my friend Miles

Page from a project I'm working on with my friend Miles

How I'm doing

It's finally come to this: Haus of Decline live show. It's a variety show featuring very special guest Desmond Cole! Also it's an open mic with a live band! If you read your poetry, you can choose to have the musicians improvise behind you. If you're in Toronto on 9/11, drop by!

Excellent find at the thrift store

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sex needs to be more difficult

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13 out of 25 sold! Here are some that are still available!