When i get too drunk, I climb stuff

Hey Everyone! I can finally share what I've been working on! "Everyone Hates Stumpcat" is now up for public viewing #art #furryart youtu.be/wyZ9h9KXaGU

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! My latest long-form comic is a lil' scary. You may be interested if you like thing a lil' scary.

This is tonight! If you're in Toronto drop on by!

New episode of the podcast is UPPPP! Me and my Noise Musician friend Shima aka xodkaar get progressively drunker and rowdier as we discuss a wide variety of subjects. Come out to our show tonight at Handlebar in Toronto! hausofdecline.ca/podcast

Come out to my show on Sunday if you are in the Toronto area. Even if you're not! I dare you, you wuss!

Mornings: I suck. I hate everyone and myself. We need to dig a country-sized grave and throw all of ourselves into it. Afternoons: Everyone is a beautiful angel made of peppermint

Come out to my show on Sunday if you are in the Toronto area. Even if you're not! I dare you, you wuss!

I love Bluesky's even mixture of Gen X liberals and furries. Either half is telling stuff to the other half that makes them react like Steve Harvey on Family Feud

They should make a super HD realistic version of that Macro Starfox porno where they fuck the buildings

The slow and painful process where the euphoria of the initial discovery of your gender identity and realizing that you're not just some guy yields to the mundanity of actually performing the quotidian acts of femininity and realizing you're just some lady

what's great about transitioning is now I get to openly hate Trans people... but wokely (BLUESKY DISCLAIMER: THIS IS JOKE. DO NOT TAKE THIS STATEMENT SERIOUSLY)

I like Zoomer indie rock more than Millennial indie rock because from my observations, Zoomers prefer the Beatles to the Beach Boys

Country Transsexual

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

Nothing will make you feel like a nimble, prancing jester more than when a really hot lady likes one of your little jokes

I actually drew this earlier this year because my brain is broken in a very similar way.

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

Check out my friend Joan's comics. She is uber-talented and by following her now you get to say you were on the ground floor of something big.

One "fun" aspect of transitioning in your 30s is being suddenly compelled to do all the things you would have done in your youth had you not been disgusted with yourself. Now I am the old bitch in the punk scene hoping that people do not clock my geriatric nature. Oh God, I've become Alan Vega.

New podcast is up featuring Hamilton Folk-Punker Mia Romantica! She'll be playing with my band on May 10, 2026 at Handlebar (159 Augusta Ave, Toronto ON). Hear us and then come out and see us! hausofdecline.ca/podcast

“like if kafka was spooky and woke” one reviewer raved!

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! We're up to 81 pages in my new horror graphic novel. "It's Fantastic" says Marvin the Pervert. You also get a backlog of over 800 comics that aren't archived anywhere else!

walking the dog the other day and a cis lady complimented my makeup. Feigning modesty, I said "thank you! I mostly do it do get gendered correctly." She looked confused and asked me "wait, what are you pronouns?" I dutifully answered "she/her" but what I wanted to say was "girl, use context clues."

Recently started getting gendered correctly even without makeup and wearing boy clothes and it turns out the difference was bothering to blowdry my hair. Goddammit.

I got a bra. please clap

Now that I'm deeper into transition, the degree to which my pre-transition life felt like a long, weird dream has increased significantly. The much stranger feeling is all the people from the dream, this thing that felt wholly imaginary, are all still here and they are so very real.

A lot of trans sex could be described as a turn-based RPG

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

Come out to my show on May 10 at Handlebar! It's gonna be a nice variety of Punks playing weirdo shit on Mother's day.

Canadian tax problem! As an artist, can I declare the work I sold as inventory?

From the Aeternalae Group: an alternative continuation of @hausofdecline.bsky.social’s comic—reframed through the mythic fable of Zappy. ✨ #TGTF

Since transitioning, the Simpson's line that I've quoted the most is: