@stupidtwink.bsky.social joins me to discuss our favourite Invader Zim themed Math Rock bands while passing a gun back and forth between each other. hausofdecline.ca/podcast

Frankly long locks, interesting facial hair is one of the most dangerous pitcher archetypes and the jays got three of em. 3 DeGroms

This is pretty much what I except of Cease, and how he played for San Diego. If he's got energy he's untouchable, but once that pitch count increases, there is a hard drop-off in his ability to deliver those power pitching strikeouts. High Attack and low HP.

Dylan Cease nearly pitched an immaculate inning just now. I am foaming at the mouth. I am intensely extrapolating future results from March baseball.

The comic book character who i ended up empathizing the most with due to transitioning is 100% Clayface

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Happy Jays opening day. I have developed mild obsession with Ernie Clement.

Impossible not to say Vagina Dentata to the tune of Kokomo

Physically prevented from bein a freak because any time someone try to eat my butt out, my ticklish ass starts laughing uncontrollably

Katalina Krimson Wants to Try Human Flesh!! thread - 1

Its me Peter Griffin

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! We're on page 64 of the I Don't Sleep Well series. It's pretty good if you like bugfucking.

I wrote this before Sora went under

I haven't seen the movie yet, but this is how people talk about it.

I haven't seen the movie yet, but this is how people talk about it.

Please read all my posts in a Professor Frink voice so you understand the intended tone GAHOYVEE

I love Bluesky where obvious jokes are taken VERY seriously to the point where people are willing to do XKCD style calculations over it

This winter in Toronto has been so overcast and rain heavy, I finally understand why British people are like that. Honestly id become a TERF too if I had to live with this weather constantly

Are you ugly? Or are you addicted to comparing your appearance to people who are professionally fuckable?

Bluesky may have the odd vibes of a Tumblr-Facebook Mashup, but its the only place im willing to post bawdy pictures

Here's a new song called "Do You Have Any Idea How Most People Live?"

i have listened to this three hundred and twelve times

Holy shit, this is an ABSOLUTE BANGER!!!

the guitar parts

This is very good

HOLY SHIT THIS SLAPS

HRT is good. Its making my ass look like the one Rob Liefeld drawing of Captain America

....Well....this is going to be literally my new favourite song. Voice..beautiful Guitar...Mind Bendingly soulful and hypnotic Lyrics...Powerful Vibe...Needed As a musically autistic thing. I appreciate you, thank you, and NEED OTHERS TO CHECK THIS SONG OUT.

It turns out I'm also quite good at music

Here's a new song called "Do You Have Any Idea How Most People Live?"

God I want so badly for this to be true

Venezuela win got me like:

Slowly working my way towards becoming the mom from Goof Troop

There were some audio issues in the previous upload of this. Those have since been fixed. Listen to a nice conversation between two jerks unencumbered by engineering incompetence.

New episode of the podcast! I talk with @beetlemoses.bsky.social about hard cartoon ethics. Like, is it OK to use Fred Flintstone to kill if it could save several other Fred Flintstones? hausofdecline.ca/podcast

This is the coolest album cover of all time and it's not particularly close

OBAA won because academy now has critical mass of gen xers who go apeshit or any film depicting their own generation as confused, ineffectual losers. The apotheosis of Reality Bites mentality.

Watched Paris is Burning for the first time since transitioning and it hits very different

The conspiracy to uphold ameriKKKan mediocrity is alive and well

The world is an umpire. Sent to draaaiiin

I love Austin Wells. He is the Ringo of the DR team

Julio fucking Rodriguez!!!!!

you are hotter than you think, but if you spend enough time scrutinizing your face in the mirror, it will lose all meaning, like when you repeat a word over and over again.

Don't like Team USA but it will be a pleasure to watch Skenes pitch in a game that actually matters

The Dominican Republic team for the WBC is the most insanely stacked Straw Hat Pirates ass team I've ever seen and everyone is Luffy. 40 Luffys.

If you skip the animal feeding cinematics in Okami, you are Satan