Here, have another outfit. (It's the same top as the last outfit, but lengthened to a dress)

I'm still alive. I haven't been posting because I moved and I'm working on something. Here is me.

The only things you need to transition are patience, faith and 250,000 dollars

I know the immediate future gonna be pretty crazy because I see more and more people reposting the Steven Universe comic.

Oh you don't like Bluesky? Have you tried being spiritually 62 years old?

I am more likely to place faith in an academic's teachings if they have a really fucked-up hairstyle. To me, that says you're so invested in your subject, you don't even have time for personal grooming.

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RIP Scott

I'm glad Hollywood never did a sequel to the Holocaust because they would have advertised it a being "From the Twisted Mind of Adolf Hitler"

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I boymode more in winter. Call that Seasonal Repression

"Heated Rivalry" makes me nervous like "Schitt's Creek." Incredibly bad omen that people are turning to Canadian entertainment for sense of comfort

Cure for cancer <<<< vacuum like device that gets all the shit out of your body at once

Beginning of transition: haha maybe now that I'm more comfortable in my skin, I won't feel the need to define myself by compulsively coming up with little jokes Year and a half into transition: (tying myself off and shooting up with comically oversized syringe labeled "little jokes")

Binging with Babish got too complicated. The world moves too fast and I feel alone and scared.

Discovering portal to Narnia by punching hole in drywall while having domestic spat with my disgusting boyfriend

Broke into the tomb of the unknown soldier and it turned out he was a skeleton.

Oh you have "depression" and "anxiety"? Funny way of saying you're fundamentally weak of spirit

Got so much seasonal depression I stopped posting. Then I got so much more that I looped around to posting again.

When you boil it down to its most basic elements, Scooby Doo and the gang were essentially freelance insurance fraud investigators.

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I am illustrating my friend's arcane poetry project. Here are some of the pages. It's called Slow Town.

Johannes Gutenberg: I'm on some movable printed type shit

Me, age 6: How come all the grown-ups in my life are so sad around Christmas? Don't they like presents? Me, age 36: Oh

Chomsky and Foucault debating the meaning of the term Ephebophilia

New York Times HR manager poring over Epstein files to scout potential new hires

Going to Kiwifarms and getting a little hurt when I find out they dont have a thread on me

Third Knives Out movie was really good. Captures a certain type of ultra-online Catholic fascist with a well-observed specificity that I thought was lacking in the first two films which had more of a generalized approach toward skewering modern cultural malaise

Getting Naloxone kit to jab into my friends heart any time she considers buying pack of Magic cards

DJ Rodney Bangerfield

I can absolutely trace a recent spate of extreme depression to using Instagram more for business purposes. Why does it shriek at you? every post on Insta is someone doing a series of DreamWorks faces who makes me sad that I dont have one of the trendier eating disorders

This is my favourite institution name of all time

Me: so I broke my arm Canadian doctor: MAID Me: uh, is that the only...? Canadian doctor: (producing two buckets of bubbling green liquid) so do you want 'painful?' Or 'extremely painful?'

Performing circumcisions by doing a tiny kamehameha

They are doing eugenics based on your favourite Eeveelution

Millennial who has been despondent and bedridden since the Hillary Clinton Broad City cameo

(Guy in HAZMAT suit runs Geiger counter over me resulting in wild and dense flurry of clicking noises) Me: sick beat, mind if I sample it?

In order to more effectively communicate with the great unwashed i am developing a political rhetoric where every word is a slur

Tough to be serial killer when your only means of transport is the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile

To get the heat off Trans people, I am inventing an even more irresistible scapegoat. First quarter 2026 we're soft-launching Shrung People

Here's a photo of me. Why not?

HRT Milestone: I lactated! 😊 and this time it was only 65% blood 😄

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