Data learning about private investigators and immediately deciding he's going to do a Sherlock impression is [chef's kiss]

this is the life i’m trying to have

Benvenuto! ALLEGRO NON TROPPO is now playing at Metrograph in celebration of its 50th Anniversary. New Yorkers, catch the satirical symphony from Bruno Bozzetto this weekend! 🎶

RIP Yoshiharu Tsuge

Started watching Neighbors last night (entertaining!) and seeing Dylan's penchant for 360 cams in full action reminded me of when he came down here to make a very fun short film for Borscht Corp (before the very messy downfall of that org/fest).

Tenet should be playing in theaters once a year. Every few months it should be an AMC "fan favorite" or whatever the fuck

could a depressed person post like this with new movies?????

Survivor fans sometime this season:

Soaring into the week’s end

it's a hot gamer girl spring for me this week

YE OLDE MERCH FOR SALE! This weekend at @anthologyfilm.bsky.social we'll have some goodies for you! Hats! Posters! And pilgrims' bades! Spread the divine love and snag a piece of medieval memorabilia!

RIP Yoshiharu Tsuge ;___; (1937-2026) news.web.nhk/newsweb/na/n...

I love that my PS5 (with disc reader!) was bought for $499 in 2020 and is already worth $649 due to various increases.

Honestly love that David Robert Mitchell has reached the mid-budget Twilight Zone episode part of his Richard Kelly arc. (I am being sincere. I love this shit.)

having a real "nobody wants me around" kind of week and boy oh boy it sucks

$25 for every volume of The Complete Peanuts, which spans the full fifty years of the comic strip, is honestly one of the greatest deals ever. I'm floored.

I think it’s beautiful that the follow up to the TNG premiere is just a redux of an old TOS episode except now there’s a very questionably consensual sex scene between Tasha and Data prefaced by foreplay that is basically “I used to run away from rape gangs and now I want your robot dick”

being a star jelly seems p chill honestly

starting my first time full watch through of star trek the next generation (i've seen many eps but never all through) to try and stave off depression

I think we should all just aspire to be Annie Sprinkle

Camille Paglia is so annoying to listen to but her saying “I’m an Aries, I’m naturally combative” in the middle of a rant in Female Misbehavior is so relatable

i could use one of these right about now

57 of my fellow students were arrested, academically disciplined, and barred from campus 2 weeks before finals. And then the visas of some of those students were quietly revoked. And then the DEI office was killed. And then we watched our mentors’ grants evaporate over “woke”.

as a female fruit of being fart-shamed experience..........

it's the end of the world as we know it and i feel bad

i think it's great that the new harry potter child looks like they're about ready to launch a detransition campaign in a few years

we need to bring back mass market paperbacks of stephen king novels for teenagers to get obsessed with like i did twenty years ago

Uncanny. The only way to tell them apart is that Patrick Bateman has killed fewer homeless people

they should put me on more festival juries because i'm beautiful and have good taste

And now a little thread of 16mm events that my friend and your local Miami librarian Katharine is putting on these coming weeks. First of these is tonight, March 25th, 5:30PM at the Coral Gables Library, where Metropolis will be screened as part of an ongoing German expressionism series.

wish i could send this to men any time we match and unmatch on a dating app

i gotta be honest if you're a writer of "still working for nytimes" experience then i really don't care about your empty "boycott jk rowling" statements when you're complicit yourself

isn't it crazy we get to live in the same lifetime as rumiko takahashi

You either have this sort of political juice or you don't. Cannot be taught.

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

{harry nilsson voice} 🎶Gotta stay in / Gotta get high / Gotta get stoned before I phone my mom

25 prints of The King of Monsters are now available for pre-order in the shop! (If those 25 sell out, I'll bump that up, otherwise, when you're leading your guests through a tour of your art collection, pipe in hand, you can tell them it's *limited edition*.) www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...

[gets paid by boutique label for an essay] [immediately sinks half that payment into more blu-rays from that very boutique label]

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

ah nothing says good morning like being woken up by the building fire alarm at 4:30am

Perhaps a very niche request but are there any good histories of the interest in Cuban music in Japan starting in the early 1990s? It’s been a point of interest for me ever since learning about Ryu Murakami’s own fascination through his writing and subsequently looking up his Cuban music label.

Just a reminder that this account just makes things up and presents them as news. It's lib fan fiction. Nothing from the Halfway Post is real. They pretend it's satire, but what is this even satirizing? What's the commentary? What's the joke?

somebody should give me, a miami girlie, $600 to buy a LPP print of miami blues on 16mm

transphobic that one of my gift certs for criterion expired 3/20/26 and they're doing a sale on 3/24/26

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

your jokes are funny but xehanort didn't want to kill sora. actually at various points he wanted

bubble pop electric you've got to get it