one of the best motion pictures of the century and i’ll go to my grave saying that

new Bond girl is named PV and its stands for "Pussy Vagina" and when she reveals her name to James bond she sexily whispers "I have both pussy and vagina..." & he gets so excited he just starts runs around the room saying "wow! Wow!" and falls out a window.

Robin Hood will likely edge out Saludos because a lot of people are horny for that fox, but real ones know José Carioca is where it’s at.

this post never fails to crack me up

JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.

weak. man knows everyone thinks he's a spineless so he's hoping saying "fuck" on camera (while still bleeping himself lol) is going to encourage a few libs to be like "wow what a great job he's doing!!!" but we all know he's worthless.

i'm gonna kms

a little sad my pitches to write about pillion were rejected because i think most writing on it has been kind of shallow/limited to selling it as a "rom-com" when it's actually a not-so-stealth coming-of-age story that engages with the ways abuse can manifest in queer kink positive relationships

the kids no longer remember the ancient texts* *quibi

just realized i never did this but also would anyone even care lol

The Blippo+ Original Soundtrack is just $5 today only! ♫ GET BENT! yacht.bandcamp.com/album/blippo...

I love the music for Tarzan as much as the next girl, but Snow White is one of the most essential pieces of animation in this world and @danschindel.bsky.social recently wrote about it (and the technology that allowed it to exist)!

Sophie Hyde's JIMPA is the kind of well-meaning but empty tale of "queer joy" that flattens us a bit into figures of uplift for incurious straight people. If you ask her, all we do is sway happily to music in slow motion. Come watch me process my disappointment over at @ebertvoices.bsky.social:

honestly i think it's great that we're doing a discourse that boils down to saying that teenagers singing to teenagers is as creepy as a thirty (now fifty-five) year old man literally singing "young ladies, I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory)"

don't want to work, don't want to think, just want to lay in bed with my window open enjoying the fifty degree weather while playing metaphor refantazio

two shorts, two features

send help (sam raimi, 2026)

send help! wow! what a delight!!!

HB 1119 will be on the House floor on Wednesday, 2/11. It’s time to call and email your elected State Rep and others representing your county. www.flhouse.gov/FindYourRepr...

mayor mamdani is fixing new york by closing this abject monstrosity and making way for (hopefully) something better

One of my favorites of the fest gets the glowing write-up it deserves!

if you haven't already played one of the best visual novels in recent years, now is your chance to snag it for five bucks!!!

Spent a bunch of today thinking about Charli XCX & Aidan Zamiri's The Moment and my frustrations with the vagueness of it all, so I wrote a little essay questioning what exactly the point of this exercise was.

have officially hit a level of comfort with my scolding behavior about AI, like sorry if i see you use it on the gram you're gonna get a DM calling you the dumbest motherfucker

Like if you love satan or ass Repost if you love Jesus or tits

not to be gay but here’s some gay photos from our precious few virtual sundance breaks while @clintworthing.bsky.social was visiting

Someone tried to remake The Clock from scratch??? and just shared it online????? i'm gonna cry lol

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

NEW PARANORMASIGHT???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spent a bunch of today thinking about Charli XCX & Aidan Zamiri's The Moment and my frustrations with the vagueness of it all, so I wrote a little essay questioning what exactly the point of this exercise was.

nothing in this world will ever be funnier than kate berlant saying "i am GAGGING for you faggot"

hype & kanye doing enter the void titles in 2011: plagiarism!!! aidan & charli doing enter the void titles in 2026: wow she's such a cinephile

Also this Sundance: I wrote about Jaripeo, an intimate documentary that has less interest in jaripeos themselves and instead spends its duration dissecting the image of the cowboy and how some queer people are devoted to masculinity while others challenge it.

do I need to watch any other Woody Allen films if I want to get into the Predator franchise

what if i rewatch deep space nine

Also this Sundance: I wrote about Jaripeo, an intimate documentary that has less interest in jaripeos themselves and instead spends its duration dissecting the image of the cowboy and how some queer people are devoted to masculinity while others challenge it.

The Sundance premiere #Jaripeo examines the image of the cowboy through a queer lens. Read @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social's review:

Everyone can absolutely make fun of me for this one, but I still know every word and love it twenty years later: “There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet”

my friend is being a real tiffany’s boyfriend after i showed him american dad’s “gold top nuts” but it’s okay because i’ll still put out the good nuts for him

the moment sure was a movie i guess

Guys, this is crazy. Barnes & Noble has now extended their sale of 50% off thousands of hardcover books

my broken record of asking "why do people still write for the nytimes" will continue playing until morale improves or until i stop seeing people writing for them

no we just want to abolish ICE, you stupid old man

One of the greatest comedies ever made and everyone should go see it ASAP

I mostly watched shorts at Sundance this year, but of the few features I caught, I ended up loving Adam & Zack Khalil's Aanikoobijigan most. A poetic and political work about the institutions that hold native bodies hostage and those working toward repatriation and reburial.

Delighted to have contributed a list to the Greatest Short Films of All Time 2025 list. Love that a few of my favorites made it in (including some that weren't on my list), but admittedly a little heartbroken that not a single Chuck Jones or Tex Avery work made it in.

There are only *3* of each of these left in the shop! Until Friday, $5 from every print sold will be going to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota (www.ilcm.org). So far you've helped to raise $75- let's see if we can get that to a nice even $100 (or more!). www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products

truly no interest in most of these but hell yeah i can finally play ultros!!!

Only one of these has music by the Sherman Brothers, so obviously Winnie the Pooh is the winner.

Adam and Zack Khalil’s Sundance premiere Aanikoobijigan [ancestor/great-grandparent/great-grandchild] explores the myriad ways that archeologists and anthropologists have denied the rights of indigenous people. Read @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social's Critic's Pick review: