Doing nonprofit professional development (watching the Dominique Morgan interview on FQCrazySexyCool)

Hi, I'm a queer writer, I wrote a queer story, and I'm asking your queer asses to read it. My stories are always free for all, and you can sign up to get them in your inbox. (You don't have to be queer to like my stuff--June 1st is the one day I really try to guilt trip queer people. Thanks!)

while we continue to fight for the right to exist with dignity, my one wish is that queer people of all stripes stop saying "cute" when mean literally any other word in the compliment crayon box.

No. NO. Nonono NOOOOOOOOOOONONONONONONONONOOOOO. NOOOoooooohogod oh gosh oh godohgoshgodgodgod noooooooo

Hi, I'm a queer writer, I wrote a queer story, and I'm asking your queer asses to read it. My stories are always free for all, and you can sign up to get them in your inbox. (You don't have to be queer to like my stuff--June 1st is the one day I really try to guilt trip queer people. Thanks!)

Seriously: I like sharing good writing with you that's also deeply queer. I think it's important to not save all my best stuff for some elusive maybe-kinda-could-be journal--and I hope that if you like it you pass it along or share it or give me money. The options aren't endless but there's plenty.

"time 2 poop"

There is nothing more spiritually humiliating than having the Marlins as your hometown team

New story! In the spirit of pride month, it's about job insecurity, trans precarity, evil computers, and at least one fursona. As always--my stories are free for all. If you like it, consider supporting my work, or at least sharing it. Thanks.

New story! In the spirit of pride month, it's about job insecurity, trans precarity, evil computers, and at least one fursona. As always--my stories are free for all. If you like it, consider supporting my work, or at least sharing it. Thanks.

Shamelessly posting face to say: I will have a new zine this weekend with a brand new short story; sign up / subscribe beforehand so it hits your inbox when it comes out It's free for all, as always, but becoming a paid supporter makes it easier to keep it going! ☎️: Keegan.substack.com Thanks!

If I had a dollar every time I heard "This isn't me being gay, it's science" before being asked to put my dick inside someone, I would take you all out for drinks.

I don't mean to stereotype but dealing with Utah state bureaucracy makes me actively wish for the dissolution of America

A German fascist moving to Argentina? I for one am shocked. Shocked.

it happened to me: a homosexual did not like that I hated the new Charli single

I lived in Texas long enough to ensure you that they voted for the man who looks like a potato with cancer enough times to consider doing it again

All micromanagers are bad editors and worse writers--as true now as it always has been--but it does reach the absurd when a published writer receives notes from an admitted Claude addict. Don't get me wrong: everyone needs editing! Whomst etc. But we all need higher standards, too.

to be fair I'm glad everyone now realizes subway takes sucks

lunch special? sure is buddy

Linda Ronstadt and Aaron Neville's "Don't Know Much" is the evil twin of "This Woman's Work," just trust me on the math

Don't fuck things up with the gay kid if you have any hope or suspicion they're also going to be the Legal Documents and Official Contact child in your old age.

did anybody on the train lose their grill

We are going to savor this one. Our client, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, is freed of these outrageous, vindictive charges. It’s a good day.

LOS ANGELES! Tickets are now on sale for me and @tessastrain.bsky.social's hometown premiere of REVELATIONS OF DIVINE LOVE!!! TUES, JUNE 23 at 2220 Arts! GOIN' FAST! link.dice.fm/U60a93fa10ff...

Occasional proof of life.

the reason I'm only on here lately for ten-minute spurts is that you all let that fucking die-workwear fashion dweeb on here and he doesn't suck any less than he did when he first arrived on twitter--taylor lorenz self-selected her ass out of here, so you cannot take credit for that.

would that be raising cattle or

barney frank was truly a complicated figure and while I'm always going to be more interested in the people whose twine was riddled with knots, I'm less inclined to have the withering publishing industry spend its dwindling coffers on final musings that will have a shorter shelf life than barn's body

A multi-part postmodern epic by visionary auteur Louise Weard, CASTRATION MOVIE VOL. III is an official selection of the Babylon Film Fest, June 5-7. www.tickettailor.com/events/theba...

endorsing Paxton is kind of hilarious at this point, to the degree where he's just externalizing his incontinence by shitting himself with every public decision

Jesus I thought we were all free for a second.

every Friday episode of <who weekly> is now "do we all embrace the passage of time and the relativity of cultural knowledge, or is Gen Z our stupidest cohort of young adults yet?" and like two things can be true

I can tell summer is near because warm temperatures in New York invariably mean locals will stare slack-jawed at my tattoos as if I had "BERNIE GOETZ HAD A POINT" scrawled on my thighs

Why have an increasing number of voters lost faith in the Democratic Party? 🤔 Why does the Democratic Party continue to bleed union support? 🤷‍♀️

CMAT was truly one of the best live acts I've seen in a long time, in terms of both quality of music and sheer showmanship--she deserved at least one of those mercury prizes. Plus the guitarist and keyboardist were just glorious to look at. Go see shows with friends! Win-win-win.

Hi read my latest essay thanks and thanks (it's free, you joiks)

Hi read my latest essay thanks and thanks (it's free, you joiks)

nothing remains as LOL as cis gay men with whom you've never actually interacted but share 50 mutual acquaintances unfollowing you on social media, like babes, you haven't even encountered the trainsgirl behavior in conversation, at least let me discuss melrose place for 15 minutes, poetry in motion

"Of course Florida is filled with oddities and morons, but so is the rest of America. Florida is what America pretends it isn’t while doing everything possible to ensure it will be." I wrote about Florida, transplants, and a new film that's kind of about both. Consider subscribing if you like it!

New zine! It's a short story (and some recent things I'm into). It's funny! It's Florida! There's an ibis! I hope you like it (and if you do, consider subscribing or being a paid supporter) Thanks and thanks

New zine! It's a short story (and some recent things I'm into). It's funny! It's Florida! There's an ibis! I hope you like it (and if you do, consider subscribing or being a paid supporter) Thanks and thanks

I can't really blame them for the complot to make geese happen but while I'm at it

I think that the hantavirus material among left-leaning content creators (god help me for having to use that phrase) is less a sign of burnout or trauma response or whatever and more a sign that people as a rule are prone to misinformation, particularly if posting through it has clear $ incentives.

nobody giving a flying saucer fuck about the UFO stuff is likely the truest recession indicator

my husband is pooping on main :-(

May 7, 2016, 1:45pm: (shaking actually magic 8 ball) what will I be doing in 10 years Magic 8 ball: Donald Trump is president for a 2nd time and you’re deleting a text from Hakeem Jeffries asking your opinion on the Pope.

hey are you in nyc? are we mutuals?* do you want to go to the dry cleaning show tomorrow?** I have a spare ticket and I will just give it to you, just dm me *I will also accept "we should be mutual but you forgot to follow me back" **I also have a ticket to cmat next week

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

idk ted turner is complicated but TBS ran mama's family so probably net win