I was going to make a Tylenol joke but honestly i am seeing a therapist Friday to figure out Whether I Have That and also honestly i don't know how sympathetic I can be to someone watching an rapidly dementing 80 year old and his junkie murderer friend and think "yeah I'm skipping acetaminophen"

It happened to me: I listened to the new cardi album and all I got was seventy minutes older

When one of my friends interrupts me

(anytime someone calls me on my phone, a device i voluntarily bought for this specific purpose) SON of a bitch,

I think I am feeling b***out and I don't think that's good!

TONIGHT (9/22) at 7PM: come to @ifccenter.bsky.social and watch this month's choice for Cruising The Movies: Patricia Rozema's I'VE HEARD THE MERMAIDS SINGING Art fraud! Power lesbians! Professional incompetence! Canadians! I'd love to see you there!

TONIGHT (9/22) at 7PM: come to @ifccenter.bsky.social and watch this month's choice for Cruising The Movies: Patricia Rozema's I'VE HEARD THE MERMAIDS SINGING Art fraud! Power lesbians! Professional incompetence! Canadians! I'd love to see you there!

Please understand that the brain-dead reviews on Letterboxd made me immune to whatever posting syndrome occurs here. I just read gushing four-star reviews for a pre-fame Sandra Bullock movie that could be described as "welp, I guess we have to deal with Rae Dawn Chong again." Bitch I'm free.

When, specifically, did Patrick Dempsey become hot because I am watching his movies from the 1980s and he is very "deeply underbaked cookie" in these

noticing more "oh so you hate waffles?" style randomly aggro replies these days. winter is coming

It's weird when you are confronted with the reality that a place you left half a lifetime ago, a place your family called home for over a century, really isn't the same place anymore--and that's the passage of time colliding with the way spaces sit in our spiderweb memories. Not sad, just weird.

Bottom of my heart the biggest generational marker--the thing that clearly marks millennials from Gen Z or, just as importantly, online materials meant for either--is that the latter are more than fine using the worst sound recording equipment possible, true audio potato shit, tin foil on a tin can.

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

I want to see YOU at @ifccenter.bsky.social this Monday for I'VE HEARD THE MERMAIDS SINGING! Monday 9/22 at 7pm It's queer! It's CanCon! It's about the meaning of unrequited romance and artistic disrespect and whether any of that matters! 🎟️: www.ifccenter.com/films/ive-he...

2. The state banning trans people in sports and bathrooms isn't a nuanced issue actually. Segregation is wrong. Stop swallowing fascist propaganda.

1. Telling trans people that even if Democrats won't protect us we should be selfless and vote for them to protect other people is a shitty thing to say. Asking for our rights and calling out Dems when they won't support us doesn't help fascists. Tell Democrats to support and defend us instead.

you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective

the very least someone who spent a billion dollars to lose like a punkass could do is shut their fucking mouth for once.

Good night from me and Columbo

bitch I'm free

I deeply miss when it was not bizarre to have a personal website that was, like, fifty percent essays, twenty percent show recaps that took a week to craft, twenty percent talking about albums from 1986, and ten percent webcam that may show a grainy ass every two weeks.

a version of <the birdcage> where they tell their cunt son to fuck off within the first ten minutes and commit tax fraud instead.

I want to see YOU at @ifccenter.bsky.social this Monday for I'VE HEARD THE MERMAIDS SINGING! Monday 9/22 at 7pm It's queer! It's CanCon! It's about the meaning of unrequited romance and artistic disrespect and whether any of that matters! 🎟️: www.ifccenter.com/films/ive-he...

the stuff with Disney reminds me how all their big blockbusters couldn't include gays "because China" when no, they're doing all this because they want to

imagine rfk jr sending horny voice notes to Olivia nuzzi, in case you really want to prevent future erections

wow you really showed them lady

sometimes I think I'm dying of anxiety and sadness and then I'll watch like <the eyes of Laura mars> and feel a million times better

Literally the most online person you’ve ever met: Scrolling is not helping, so try to spend less time on your phone.

I just need Bluesky to remember that none of you, none of us, none of anybody has to talk to Will Stancil

I would like one of trump's entertainment culture war targets to be a celebrity that doesn't make me oh "oh fucking hell do we have to"

okay it's clear it's all of his children at this point

Teaching gen z about torrenting and VPNs as a patriotic act 🫡

unfortunately the only footage they could find of charlie kirk not saying evil things was when a pint of blood was gushing out of his neck like a fountain

This is so incredibly clear to some and i think perhaps still obscure to others. It's not an abstract thought or a gotcha. It's a sinking, gut feeling re: a causal pattern you recognize playing out on a much greater scale. Exactly how it felt in fall 2023 in the first place.

what is this limp shit lol

guys you should already be stealing Disney products lmao there is no planet on which paying for any Disney product has ever helped anyone on earth, yes even that character actor who finally has a role on Turd Squad 2

look it's probably bad that the only person with a late night show will be jimmy fallon--a man who would literally suck the come out of Ernst Röhm if he agreed to do a karaoke challenge afterwards

Corn ribs are the biggest restaurant scam since brunch shakshuka

I'm sorry, but if two out of five of your thinktank dweebs look like DL bisexuals who have a compost bin, you cannot roll up with this horseshit

If--IF--I am asked to perform at the Olympics in figure skating--IF, could happen--I am convinced there's no better choice for the short program

Good news: Rather than deal with tariff logistics, some international eBay and Etsy sellers have simply jacked their shipping costs up to $2,000 for Americans buyers: www.404media.co/2-000-shippi...

As Robert Redford's birthday twin I am taking this the hardest

the true bummer of this political moment is that we all have to disambiguate subway complaints into "an understanding a half inch of rain over eight hours should not make any healthy system collapse" boxes and "racist dickheads who have never taken the train" boxes

The thing I'm going to fret about today, and again this is a sample size of one, is being in a workplace based largely around Google Workspace when I've seen in real time Drive's search function go to shit and Gmail's spam filter mark literally everything *but* spam as spam

The Dept of Education is now accepting comments on a proposed rule that would overhaul Public Service Loan Forgiveness, and make it too expensive for students to go into work that threatens the Trump administration Folks have til *Sept. 17* to oppose the changes ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...

Forgot about this one

Inside you there are two wolves

Genuinely I think 50-70 percent of Hochul's math was "do I think the scumbag who used to be my boss will accept that I'm now his boss" and that's not nothing