hoping for "kimura found dead in miami" bonus material

[looking at ethernet cables online] hmmmmm but how will i know they deliver fast internet [looks at overlaid blue energy effects on the connectors, implying high speed] ohhhh FUCKKKK

eight days left till this sale is over! and the sale has allowed me to get some camera equipment for work on the next photo pack, so thank y'all tons for that!

it's the 11th Annual Nicky Flowers (let's-celebrate-the-end-of) Summer Single!!! every year since 2015, i've released a non-album single and here i am once again! this time, i'm introducing my new Portastudio-based sound. let everyone know i've gone lo-fi nickyflowers.bandcamp.com/album/laugh-...

Love this guy being like yup I’m impaled on the God Core because you sinned so bad it ruined the universe. Now go shoot our insane Divine Creator with this gun.

unsung hero of the scott steiner math promo is the camera work. an unnerving pitch and yaw, making it feel all the more feverish. like you're a seasick ishmael, and one of your fellow sailors has trapped you on the deck with his theories on arithmetic www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VIV...

shout out to the voice actor in Raw Danger literally named "Vegas Trip"

9 days left on this sale to get over 600 spooky photos of maine with a license for commercial use! for just $20 bucks!

sometimes you see shit on tubi that you'd normally have spent like years waiting to pop up on soulseek or torrent sites to no avail and start wondering if networks just hand you archivist bait shit if you say you're starting a streaming service. "you guys actually want this? fucking whatever"

9 days left on this sale to get over 600 spooky photos of maine with a license for commercial use! for just $20 bucks!

the xfinity website being as consistently busted and slow as it is feels like it has to be some shit to push people towards using an app on their phone that can better collect data, right

As a reminder, weapon names include the following:

This might be my favorite Space Quest Easter egg.

appreciate that there is a species variation of agumon called "santa agumon" and is basically identical to agumon in every way except that it is wearing a santa hat

me: brain i'm tired of being mad at the world today. gimme something to reset with brain: scavenged a working microwave in the boylands me: scavenged a working microwave in the boylands brain: scavenged a working microwave in the boylands me: scavenged a working microwave in the boylands

reflecting on how the one smart move eric adams ever made was not hiring the NYPD as his own security

so are you gonna say the leadership should be completely and totally removed or what. you wanna play this defense, you gotta start actually attacking leadership. it also doesn't help that mcbride just plain agrees with leadership on a lot of terrible shit to begin with.

going into the crystalline labyrinth and after days that felt like years, wandering endless paths that all looked identical and yet took me to completely different places, exploring spaces that had no rhyme or reason, i emerge knowing how to use Blender 3D software

char aznable: sun tzu said 'you can win a fight 90 percent of the time by kicking somebody in the crotch because most people don't wear cups' garma zabi: sun tzu didn't say that. char aznable: sun tzu said "i said that all the time, it's my most famous saying"

we're coming into just about the last 10 days of the sale!

for the love of god when is some porn exec going to step up to take larry flynt's place and start bribing senators again

do you want over 600 spooky photos of maine for a cheap price? if so, your incredibly specific wishes are granted

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hey hey! i'm doing a sale of my packs of moody, atmospheric, amateur photos of Maine, "A Place Without Bodies", on sale for 2/3rds off! for just $20, you get over *600* photos, great for projects of all kinds, *with* license for commercial use! lasts till 9/30, midnight! ko-fi.com/s/bc50ecb11f

someone quoted this (before blocking me anyway) to say that voter blaming is actually correct ("and you forgot about joe manchin"), so let me expand here: marco rubio had a *unanimous* confirmation. not a single dem senator, not one, went "no, i cannot accept this". is this the voter's fault?

seeing another rash of voter blaming and i wonder how people reconcile this with all the times dem senators - in deep blue states, even - that people voted for and put into office decided to give unanimous consent to GOP shit so they could go on vacation. they voted 'correctly', and yet, get nothing

you have surpassed even the shift manager. i now award you the title of big shift manager

remake of PS2 game siren which gives multiple dubbing options of japanese, original british dub, new british dub, and obnoxiously, extremely british dub

every time i hear any griping about 'defund the police' being a terrible slogan i think about what happened to the completely innocuous sounding 'bail reform' in illinois a couple years back. they made a fake newspaper and stuffed it in everyone's mailbox, for chrissakes.

that glitch with the disgraced chef lugoli fight in silksong where they fly away and don't come back, softlocking you, is so funny. unbeatable boss move: just fucking leave

when you play the needolin for crull and benjin in silksong they sound like strong bad and strong mad singing a duet

Ultimate Companion for Windows (US Dreams, Windows, 1994)

now about... two weeks left on this sale! hotcha!

deus ex mod that gives jc a pair of light blue denim jeans but keeps the rest of his outfit exactly the same. you can choose between bootcut and bellbottoms

[smugly] i got to the top of mount fay after only like 15 tries

magical copy of baby geniuses where you can go into the world of the movie doesn't get a lot of use. neither does the magical copy of baby geniuses 2. magical copy of police academy 3 has a couple takers though

the TTRPG crowd really been going apeshit for this pack, huh. nice

guy making porn game in a klasky-csupo art style: yeah i want it to hurt. slow hurt. that kind of hurt that pins you in bed from 8 AM to 4 PM. guy making porn game in a klasky-csupo art style: [pause, sniffs, inhales] guy making porn game in a klasky-csupo art style: i want it to feel bad.

I keep telling y'all: These Are The Best

every time i go into brunswick (maine) i am driven a little more batshit by how many huge crosswalks we have on the busiest street that only have "here's some tiny yellow flashing lights i guess" and sometimes not even that

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watching jeff gerstmann play Tom & Jerry for the NES and having a sudden moment of "oh the UFO 50 people played this exact fucking game as kids huh". was just thinking "mini & max" the whole time difference being mini & max is extremely good, though

this post has been in my head for fucking weeks

i see another journalist at the atlantic is employing the "you can't prove i'm acting in bad faith, what if i'm actually this stupid" defense

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