If you're wondering how this will go Square Enix handed off their mobile Octopath game to NetEase who immediately started using ChatGPT to translate everything resulting in text like this. When players complained they started asking fans to fix their translations in exchange for in-game currency

awhile ago someone said to me that squenix's core problem is that they have "duke nukem forever brain" and any time news like this comes around i think about that

guardian of the treasure cave: only take what you can carry - but your options are ripe! jewels! grand artifacts! the finest riches! me: hm. me: hey, what's that? guardian: what's what. me: that. [CAMERA PANS TO FILM REEL LABELED "GRAPHICALLY VIOLENT BANNED EPISODES OF MANIMAL"]

Overwhelming amounts of Dutch.

what do you mean "twilight zone" by golden earring is about the bourne identity

10 years ago we had Jeff Porn, Richard Balls, Edward Buttholes, Dennis Clock, Barrel of Salt, Paul Pierced Nipples, Greb Ceramic Sphere, Lord Pheasant, William Machine Gun, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, and Wiggly Man

Skin Deep (Blendo Games, 2025)

1. about fucking time 2. morbidly curious how the hell she'll set up her nearly-60-year-old daughter christine to replace her, as has obviously been the plan, but like most successor plans for dems, seems to have largely been "you get this when i'm dead" and no actual building up in advance

original dub Speed Racer also has some very funny moments, and not just of the "they talk so fast/awkwardly" or "way more violence than you remember" variety either

working to believe in something as much as capstone entertainment believed in turning TV and movie properties into point and click adventures whether it was a good idea or not

my plan to fix TV: every show now has their own dance squad, like In Living Color did

fahrenheit 451 where at the outskirts of society i've memorized the entirety of elevator action and if someone wants to play it i yell out loud to them everything that's happening and then they yell back stuff at me like "JUMP" and "SHOOT"

lotta thoughts for me that Desert Storm (and its 24/7 news and media existence) has had a long, powerful, but largely unspoken impact on american thinking, especially by elites, that we can and will resolve any military conflict in a couple weeks. repeated failure has not dislodged this belief.

there's just no way

some Stray Children arts ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა

played a lil more Stray Children, and i mean lil. i truly can't recommend enough playing it in short chunks instead of a buncha hours at once. anyway: wanted to say i fucking love the way random battles kick off. falling through a hole with no warning each time hits you with that 'AH FUCK!' feeling

wild ass fucking news outta my state

kinda wild there's never been a DTV scooby-doo/speed racer movie tbh

decided to actually watch some original speed racer after thinking about it the other day and have become appreciative that while the design for speed is "young pretty boy with Insanely Piercing Blue Eyes", the artists never pass up an opportunity to make him do Don Knotts faces

I'm at the Popular Front / I'm at the Color Revolution / I'm at the ccccccccombination Popular Front and Color Revolution

half demon protagonist can never tell teammates that time they clutched their head in pain and screamed about the darkness taking over turned out to be a sinus infection

losing my mind at tiger electronics pierce brosnan james bond's posture for shooting backwards

gonna add to this: the game kinda encourages this because... you can't run. you have to walk your ass everywhere. it's extremely frustrating. it makes even going to and from a savepoint extremely deliberate and slow. it's annoying and i love it.

played more Stray Children. the deeper i'm into it, the more i like it. the area you run into before AND after the train ride is... hooh. hooooooh. it gives you just enough buildup to make it real fucking mean and unnerving when you get there.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI8h... please please please i need you to watch this with me

today mamdani has let his haters become his waiters at the table of success

breaking news: cat keeps jumping up in the chair to take a nap directly behind my back and ass

just wrapped this one up and highly recommend subscribing to check it out!! Phantasmagoria 2's been a fave of mine for years and Dia's one of the best to get a chance to re-experience that game all over again with this LP

Ugh, spellcasters. That's what this next one is, a High Elf sorceress or something. Just get in close and stab her a few times, that'll teach her.

you know, honestly would kinda love to see a new dub of the original Speed Racer now that nobody'd feel compelled to do the fast talking. wonder what it'd be like, especially with better localization.

LOSING MY MIND AT WONDERSWAN COLOR ATTEMPTING EPISTLE

[searching anything on archive dot org] wow funny or die really made more videos than there are stars in the galaxy, huh

anytime you see "third way's matt bennett" pop up in a piece, here's something you'll want to remember about that name

it's still so funny that cheney was considered a 'get'. nobody likes that guy. not even other republicans. his base of popularity was like five guys in the defense department people on the hill have lunch with. which, overvaluing those types elected officials see more personally explains a lot

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

bugs bunny's femboy fuck and suck castle and bonus rough trade castle for the NES (kemco, unreleased)

casette tape containing every possible way for a frenchman to say "milon's secret castle"

totally locking that thread to avoid further urges of getting mad on the internet. time to pivot my brain to something else: [opens up the Bram Stoker's Dracula pinball table on pinball arcade, which will just piss me off more]

since ezra klein is on my mind now: it's funny that in all the debates about Abundance, there never seems to be any dealing with the fact that it has no defense mechanism. what the plan when - not if - developers jerk their chain, use loopholes, renege on agreements? just "they'd never do that."

that beard really makes ezra klein look like he's being clutch cargo'd in real life, huh

favorite voices to read video game titles with: -lenny from the simpsons -principal skinner from the simpsons -homestar runner -gilbert gottfried -lucille ball samples: -digimon world: next order -lufia 2: rise of the sinistrals -ecco the dolphin: defender of the future -resident evil gaiden

shonen rival entering career in gay porn: [walks by gloryhole] i see... so he sucks cock THAT way, huh... maybe the legends ARE true...

hate doin this but if you've got $5 or whatever, every little bit helps; it's due on the 5th and i can't pay it yet ko-fi.com/atomicthumbs

this is another diff between obama and dem seniority despite policy-wise matching up a lot when obama wants to neutralize the left, he talks sweet, offers an invitation and ear but avoids firm action when seniority wants to neutralize the left, they go "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck fuc

sega we need a digital eclipse style collection of the first four phantasy star iv games, with a gallery section containing 300 pieces of official alys brangwin art. if you don't have that much, then now's the perfect time to make more

i need to get around to the final fantasy tactics remake to see if they kept this scene in

CUT METAL GEAR SOLID 2 DIALOG otacon: this PMC has been connected to websites all over the world. banks. news organizations. search engines. gay karate dot com. solid snake: i don't think that last website is real. otacon, gravely serious: every website is real. [CUTSCENE LOADING]