flipping through alternate universes till i find the one where Family Guy did a movie length Waiting For Godot parody

So you're saying I can "suck"... and "fuck"...

jc denton at the supermarket: jc: 'the hottest hot sauce ever'. jc: incredible. jc, turning his head to another bottle of hot sauce: jc: 'there's never been a sauce as hot as this one'. jc: jc, stern: well one of you is lying.

i love unlocking special abilities to devastate foes

anyway hell yeah paranormasight 2. somehow square enix's aggressive dedication to not marketing worth a god damn can't hold it down

i liked the way the direct announcer talked about the galactic storm returning in that Orbitals trailer. upbeat, pleasant, "you kids are fuuuuUUUUUUCKED!"

new cat behavior: wanted food. but bowl was full. and i mean completely full, no empty space visible. switching bowls didn't help, still wouldn't eat. what made them happy: pouring the food back into the container, then pouring that BACK into the bowl. fascinating.

child: i HATE cleaning animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun! child: how do we do that? animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack child: what if i don't think that's fun animal mascot: that's rough child: animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]

every time the dems try to do some 'we're trying to be hip with the kids, get influencers in on all this, rock the vote' deal i think about the votes to defund ACORN in 2009, while dems still had strong majorities in both house and senate, and what the vote tallies were

Flower, Sun and Rain (Grasshopper Manufacture - DS - 2008/2009) obscurevideogames.tumblr.com/post/8062834...

80s band nu shooz, working on their biggest hit ever: alright and in the middle we got some Mario Paint shit. just drop that on them out of nowhere. gotta keep 'em guessing. record company: cool, just one question: what's 'Mario Paint'. nu shooz: oh don't you worry about that.

"nothing's gonna stop us now" by starship is a delayed flashbang of a song that has you thinking it's just an 80s power ballad, and then bam - out of fucking nowhere, the movie Mannequin (1987)

picturing some kind of toucan fursona rendered in jim woodring style (specifically 'spigot' of jerkcity) screaming in all caps about the difficulty of sucking cock with their kind of mouth

thinking about that "(x) could kill a victorian child" trend and how the more interesting thought is "which eras of history could you make significantly worse by introducing original formula 4loko"

all these 80s ip revivals via video games and we still don't have a really overdramatic Jem visual novel with obligatory multiple routes via time travel

I thought I knew what to expect from Tom Bombadil based on his reputation, but I never anticipated his intro would be virtually indistinguishable from Hulk Hogan's cameo in Gremlins 2.

terry bogard vs. terry bogard matches are real funny cuz just about every move either can make can result in both of them hitting each other. like imagine if they cloned terry in KoF instead of kyo. instead of all sorts of drama and ominous moods it's just walls of muscle knocking each other out

anime catboy pointing gun at other anime catboy: that's enough tildes out of you

The Accuratus Mouse Phone was an optical mouse that doubled as a Skype phone

young joseph joestar pointing to a millennial and going "ahhh, your next line is... a quote from the simpsons, right?!"

you ever think about how fucked up it is that king can make that jonathan taylor thomas on home improvement ass haircut actually look cool

he does www.simpsonspark.com/scripts/vf-u... thanks french simpsons nerds

wondering if in the french dub of the simpsons if homer still says "france" when asked which is his least favorite country, italy or france

we have so many mario fan games but when do we get mario from super mario land in his tiny submarine in an underwater Parodius kind of deal

brain: super mario's tiny submarine time me: super mario's tiny submarine time

every bad thing that happens to him is deserved

man wild fang gets up to some shit in the later time crisis games huh. looking like a gag manga parody of far cry villains

was able to get meds. am housebound & broke atm and dealing with a sisyphean and horrible rat infestation. halp

i think phoenix wright should be in a kart racer game but his car needs to be a rental that he's terrified of scuffing

[nintendo direct voice] the super game game game game game game gAMe game GAME gmae gaME GAme game game out today

orson welles, alive for another 30 years: do i regret my role in mad dog mccree? yes, of course... less for the blow to my ego and more for the sheer endurance of inanity while on set. a carnival shooting gallery on video? fine. but the madness of watching a man infinitely throwing a bottle...

cuz of all the jokes and edits i decided to revisit the original time crisis and ended up surprised the thing i was most impressed by was the level design. each part of the castle, each area, flows smoothly to the next, each action setpiece perfectly set up. nothing feels abrupt or out of place.

remains astonishing how much ed markey improved in his votes, behavior, everything since "huh. that's what i get for decades of loyalty?" w/r/t pelosi

one of those 360 degree vr vids where he kicks you into a hole

patches darksouls: yeah i've got all kinds of "lost media" in here patches darksouls: [gestures towards pitch black cave]

i've said it before but the announcer to capcom vs. snk 2 sounds like the PSAs in reno 911

god can you imagine being a background artist at capcom when they started making stuff like x-men: children of the atom and getting told "no go ahead and make it as big as you want, fucking bigger than that, we're doing super jumps now, go crazy buddy"

supergreatfriend in VR never gets old

marvel vs. capcom 2 announcer no matter what i choose: cool decision. me: don't patronize me.

robonic stooges total conversion project for quake

strikes me that mamdani doing all this smaller level stuff, doing it quickly, and doing it very publicly is extremely useful for whenever he inevitably has to deal with "yeah other government figures in the state are trying to fuck me over" and keeping his credibility

classics of supergreatfriend

love how blase bill looks in contra III. toting around guns with an expression of "hey guys"

F/GO servant Ignatius J. Reilly

for real though: happy birthday to lifeline for the ps2

Operator: Happy birthday! Rio: Leave the room? Okay.

thinking about the nintendo 3DS arcade rabbit twink. that bitch is how i imagine living in your 20s with no mental illnesses must be like