AI doesn't do the things it says it will. When it's not inaccurate, it's a suffering worker in the Global South. Its data centers poison water. Delivery robots, drones, and self driving cars are all a fucking crapshoot too

We do not have a right to do this to people. This is an unacceptable price to be paid for us to scroll.

If your Wikipedia article looks like this, you done fucked up

Part of getting old as fuck is getting nostalgic for music everyone hated when you were a kid. In the late 2000's, no one thought Beirut, Grizzly Bear, Man Man, Fleet Foxes, Iron & Wine, etc were good. I think most people thought they were saccharine indie garbage. Guess what I miss now

the loneliness of our time is fundamental to its being. It is not inescapable but it is unavoidable. You live in a machine the size of the world, stanced now to terrify your body with solitude and sell your psyche the semblance of friendship. Never try solving it with a product

Wouldn't it be really funny if some prominent anti AI crusader had a secret AI furry fox boyfriend like "fuuuck no one was supposed to find out about Ronaldo, what am I gonna do" and Ronaldo says "They're not only haters, they're boring. You don't need them. Burn your house down"

charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show

Driving myself insane trying to find an old song from AC-bu/Zamagi/Bob Team Epic It was like a Japanese dude screech singing but it was so compelling. It sounded so pathetic but so good. Impossible to Google

When I accidentally end up on a transphobe's blog, my toxic trait is reading their unhinged missives and going "Well your basic premises aren't true. But if they were true, they would be cool as fuck, that's the problem. That's why we can't possibly see eye to eye"

i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen

2 things happen when people post all of their thoughts online: A) disappointment that none of your experiences and daydreams are original B) indignation that no one else in a pool of thousands shares your experience/daydream

When will there be justice for fat transgender losers with no artistic, technical, charismatic, or athletic prowess *grips your arm tighter* WHEN

gradient.horse This website is so beautiful. Everyone stfu and go paint your masterpiece

I don't post my L's for sympathy, I post them so my ex from 10 years ago feels vindication

I have to go to the bank tomorrow and get a 40 dollar cashier's check made out to apply to low income housing. It's the third time in three months. That's 120 dollars. And they're gonna be like "why don't you have money"

Any time I reject someone's sexual advances and they freak out, I think: "I have fumbled people way hotter than me, in objectively more embarrassing ways. This defeat should be nothing to you. You are like a little baby to me."

suck dick get thick

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

the fantasy of sprinting through neighborhoods wearing predator cloaking tech and smashing every single ring doorbell camera with a fireplace poker. blinding the AI, home by home

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

“So we’re thinking slave patrols, but like, cute.”

If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

People remembering mike tyson as the ear-biter, or the face tattoo guy, or the guy who was in that movie, is rape culture. mike tyson is the guy who was sentenced to 6 years in prison after he was convicted of raping a teenager.

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

Here, [slur]. Have some fuckin Gundam or something

Hello yes I would like to unveil my new console: The 3DS but it pairs with Bluetooth now

It took me like a week to wonder where Roan's areolas were and realize those were fake nipples (People were showing the pictures again on Tumblr I'm not like wandering around in a tit stupor)

Relationship experts are fucking liars. Look at me. Look at me. She needs a big ass rock. She's gonna leave you if she doesn't get that blood diamond, man, don't you walk away from my counter

I won't be happy when Trump dies. He already got away with more than any single person should, and he got to name his successor. He could get Kirked and it wouldn't be enough. Because he directly or indirectly killed millions.

The ‘You Don’t Have to Apologize for Being White Anymore’ guys have now made it against the law to use the word Black at college.

both solid competitors but after "Someone accustomed to burlap is different from someone who wears silk" you have to give this round to Blazer Unc

It’s hard dating white men, I don’t know enough about Japanese culture

according to a pediatric ER doctor my wife follows on Instagram they have started to see children coming in sick because their parents are asking ChatGPT what the correct dosage is on over the counter medication instead of just looking at the instructions on the bottle

Jeffrey Epstein died on August 10th. In the Epstein files, there is what appears to be a draft DOJ press release announcing his death that is dated August 9th. (It’s here: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)

I had this hanging on my wall in 2020 btw

Anyone who blames protesters for ICE violence is an ICE snitch

Local police stood by while neo nazi Jake Lang pepper sprayed people from the back of a Uhaul, then the cops attacked protestors. All in defense of a concentration camp staffed by fascist gestapo filth. This is Minneapolis.

I was in East Palestine this week for the 3-yr anniversary of one of the worst industrial disasters in US history. Here's the compilation of testimonies residents in/around EP shared w/ me @therealnews.com I beg you to listen & share their stories w/ everyone you can therealnews.com/biden-trump-...

Protest ICE and they scan your face. Three days later, your Global Entry and TSA PreCheck are gone. No charges. No explanation. Just surveillance → retaliation. Facial recognition. Watchlists. Revoked privileges. This isn't security It's Big Brother policing dissent in real time.

My gochujang is more dried out than iguana dick but I'm gonna try to use it for a sauce anyway

I don't think people understand the moral stakes of concentration camps operating under all of our noses. It's not something to sneak in your tee hee's and hee hee's about. I think joking about a concentration camp is disgusting, actually 👍

The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps" The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"

PUSSY FACING WORLD would be such a killer album title

If you are too young to remember Surya, she was a fucking ICON. The only person in history to do a BACKFLIP with a SPLIT ON THE AIR, which she’d land ON ONE FOOT Of course she wasn’t properly appreciated in her time because racism. m.youtube.com/watch?v=pAhy...

No one likes when I respond to "this can't go on" with "yes it can," but it's going on and on and on in lots of countries around the world, and sometimes that's the fault of our intervention and sometimes it's not. But this slow boil can last your entire life.

You know, if I start reading books and doing calisthenics now, I'll be able to cope well if I'm ever incarcerated *Continues lying in bed in the Family Guy death pose*

i know i said i'd get my shit together this week. well i'm feeling pretty confident about next week actually,