imagine being a boat nerd in the carribean in the 1700s and all the brits start calling all their medium small ships "sloops" regardless of rigging

King: According to Secretary Rubio, this plan is not the administration’s position — it is essentially the Russians’ wish list that is now being presented to the Europeans and to the Ukrainians.

Men will log on and say they are physically superior to all women and that if they could find a way to harm us they would, but blame trans people for that. It's simply acceptable misogyny and it's not even particularly clever or well hidden.

THIS is the story. That the feds are spying on people doing completely legal stuff and characterizing them as “anarchist violent extremists.” The story is NOT that you need to be afraid to court watch or patrol your neighborhood for ICE activity. DO NOT SELF-REPRESS.

All dogs are fluent in Spanish.

Girl, bye. abcnews.go.com/Politics/rep...

This is why I didn't forgive her. AOC and Sanders receive death threats. Both fight to end Trump's and the GOP's corruption. Both fight to help everyday Americans trying to survive. Greene tucked tail and ran. Her legacy is helping America fall to Fascism. She deserves prison not praise.

OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse. MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible. OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.

I swear you all just make up folks. There will be a span of 3 or 4 days where I mostly follow what everyone's mad about and then suddenly the whole feed will be riffing about theo von or ryan lizzo and I'm just like oh yeah man fuck sleve mcdichael all my friends hate sleve

mr president what did you mean when you said "mellorine?"

i am not a historian but i am confident in asserting that dick cheney was not, in fact, antifa

It’s an older video, but damn does this still hit. Don’t get tempted into promoting gymnastic compromises when perfectly valid moral clarity exists.

this man has blood on his hands and everyone who supported him and excused him has blood on their hands and I do not want to hear a single fucking Democrat with any position other than "impeach and remove him immediately" he and his MAHA movement are child killers

i am owning elon musk by using his website and tools and then promoting the use of those tools. he's never going to recover

i laugh so much it has to get annoying to be around me but idk, hate joy less i guess

good things happen when you have to explain your domain name 😌

I sit in the park a lot and once in a while a bird will sit next to me for a minute and it's like we're homies

took me about an hour to get from learning there's an urban legend about the gas cylinders in office chairs exploding to figuring out that, given ideal (or i guess worst-case) circumstances, miss valentine might be able to blow up an office chair with 10000 kilo press

They straight up execute LGBTQ people simply for existing. This is ultimately what the Trump administration wants, listen to how envious he sounds of the Saudis here.

1. Nearly every transgender person walks this earth knowing people like us who are no longer with us. In writing about transgender people every day, I hold in my heart the people who are now our ancestors, and I try to bring their light forward. These are the people I'm remembering today.

At least it's honest, right? Intrusive questioning of women who don't conform to norms about how they should look, and women then being banned if they tell their inquisitor to mind his own sodding business, has always been the logical end point for the patriarchal project that is TERFdom.

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

fuck "they're just like us" representation, give me a secret society of genderqueers who live in the walls plotting to overthrow the government under the leadership of a frank n. furter cosplayer with the power to force-fem people.

"I just say, ‘You know, it’s hard for me to care about Riley Gaines tying for fifth when my swim coach is accused of raping my teammates.” Gaines never talks about her teammates who were raped by her coach that she supported. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

middlebury college student lia smith killed herself one month ago after facing harassment for being a trans athlete you will not hear her name once on cable tv don’t let them erase her #TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance

This year’s memorials take on particular poignance as the Trump administration has restricted how trans people can live publicly and privately while also eliminating federal data collection about anti-trans hate crimes and ending funding for an LGBTQ suicide hotline. www.advocate.com/news/transge...

I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.

Oh, reporters covering President Piggy. Don’t be afraid of losing access by fighting back. If he bans the press, he gets no attention. Starve the beast.

Olivia Nuzzi has spent the last 15 years plotting out and executing an intricate piece of long-term performance art and I am forced to respect the commitment to the bit

Update: The State Department has once again changed the language back to saying transgender people's passports will be valid "until they are invalidated pursuant to federal regulations."

trauma is a funny thing because of all the horrible things trump has said and done, him shouting "quiet piggy" at a woman is the one that keeps ringing in my ears

Women are watching abusive dynamics play out on the national stage and for many it feels very, very familiar to what they’ve experienced regularly— I hope midterms are a referendum

This is basically making it so trans people who were adopted and had their birth records sealed cannot obtain a passport at all. This will also ensnare cis people who were adopted and have clerical errors on their records or are suspected of being trans.

Maybe MRIs feel like a bigger deal for me because taking all my piercings out is just a pain in the ass.

Any cis person reading this thought experiment: Imagine your rights, safety, and dignity had a government mandated expiration date… Simultaneously proving how unneeded and mean spirited the animus behind it is. The government wants that badly to hurt you, at home and abroad. How would you feel?

ok good. whether you intended it or not, Christopher, you preyed on a child while you were a whole adult. it's a shame the law couldn't protect her from you.

So many of the world's problems are the result of men struggling with the fact that they like dick and that just makes me very sad.

Imagine a world where men are raised to know that sucking dick is fine, actually (so long as everyone is of age and consents)

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This is a better answer than I gave on The Source to @kaitlancollins.bsky.social last night.

bringing this statement over from Alice’s Twitter. it appears the below was Alice’s last post before passing. I am heartbroken

nightmare blunt rotation

The DOT also reportedly plans to rescind requirements that airlines disclose junk fees. It's also planning to redefine what flight cancellations would require refunds for passengers. Both Delta and United gave $1 million to the Trump inauguration fund. Everything is for sale.

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

"fifteen isn't that young" is a hell of a take

did bill clinton get a sloppy from donald trump while putin watched from the cuck chair? this is not an absurd sentence in the context of our politics now

today's unprecedented foreign terror designation of Antifa has resulted in exactly zero (0) cable news segments 👍

America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.

*my kid voice* sssssliiime