TV’s Billy. #Caturday

For much of our mainstream media, "Even a Republican said it was racist" is the only legitimate proof that something or someone is racist.

For years, @chrisjmancini.bsky.social and I ran a weekly standup show at Borders Books. Comedians (several of whom are now famous) got a gift certificate for performing, which made it the highest paid alternative comedy gig in LA.

Just a reminder: sign-up for the Turning Point USA half-time show is 6pm Sunday night. You get five minutes of stage time and are required to buy a drink and bring along at least two audience members. Thanks, have fun.

Ordered? What a bunch of wusses. I watched Manos: The Hands Of Fate out of my own free will.

It sure ain't Broadcast News, but I enjoyed Ella McCay. Thought it was lovely. So sue me.

JD Vance is only at the Olympics to cheer on Max Schmeling.

Is the Obama meme the deal breaker for you? Is that why you're done with Trump? Fine, anything that turns people off Trump is good I guess. But Trump is no more racist today than he was yesterday and every day of his life before that.

Legacy Media won't rest until all the worst bigots are normalized and respected.

Grew up in this neighborhood. Lived there for the last seven years before I moved to Minneapolis. The Mansion was the center of the Yorkville universe. Okay, NOW I miss New York.

Welcome to the rest of your life, asshole.

What could be more racist than the meme Trump posted? I'll tell you what: his claim that Obama was not born in America. Yet corporate media shrugged it off, treating Hillary's emails as a MUCH bigger deal. This right here is irrefutable historic fact.

We've only been aware of Trump's racism since a 1973 article about his real estate company refusing the rent apartments to black people, the first ever mention of his name in the NYT. That's why his Obama meme comes as a total shock. Who knew?

Trump has revealed the identity of the lower-level White House staffer who posted the racist video.

Donald Trump just goes ahead and posts the most vile racist shit, and he doesn't care because he knows he will not suffer a single consequence for it. He doesn't even have the change the name of his administration to The Conners.

You're so right. Girl Groups, Motown, Brill Building, Wrecking Crew... THAT'S the era classic rock rescued us from? I mean, come the fuck on!!!

BLOCKED. REPORTED.

It happens occasionally. I don't mind at all. As someone who grew up on Laugh In, I love being associated with a catch phrase.

I’m telling you, what a place to live!

Be patient, they'll be arriving in your mailbox sometime in the spring of 1993.

I've often compared early comedy channel's weekday lineup to an FM radio station (daily shows like Higgins Boys and Gruber, etc). Mystery Science Theater 3000 (a weekend show) was the King Biscuit Flower Hour.

If you're a classic rock fan who disdains the Beach Boys (or early-sixties pop in general because that shit is glorious) you're a classic douche.

NBC NEWS EXCLUSIVE: we asked the head of the nazi party who he likes and what he likes and what stuff he likes and what he does and what's he like

Bari Weiss runs all the mainstream TV news divisions.

Having literally written the book on the National Prayer Breakfast -- borne of the idea that God cares more for the rich and powerful than everyone else -- I can say this is the rare instance where Trump's grotesqueness is deeply appropriate.

You could lose your mind.

Please stop scrolling and pay attention. This may be my most important insight ever: I've noticed on TikTok and Instagram that if anyone is holding a microphone at all, it's a really tiny microphone. Gene Rayburn would feel so out of place in our era.

Are there "spiritual leaders" with Deepak Chopra-sized followings that aren't total pieces of shit? Seems to me that a path to enlightenment is best served by a trusted circle of friends. Rich and famous self-help gurus are Stranger Danger.

Accuse Noam Chomsky all you want, but nothing will ever diminish his enduring legacy as a trusted advisor to a child rapist and valued consigliere to a sex trafficking ring.

ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN The Bezos Cut: Woodward: We're following the money. Bernstein: The trail leads all the way to the Oval Office. Bradlee: Sorry, investigative staff is sacked. Clear out your desks. THE END

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

what if we did the Nuremberg Roundtable Discussion

I watched Pitch Perfect last night and Pitch Perfect 2 tonight and I don't care who knows it. They're both very funny highly entertaining movies with great musical sequences.

Great to see @frankconniff.bsky.social on the Alien Super Show - I lol’ed

A lot of us are skeptical and even cynical about the possibility of reform, but Chuck Schumer has the vision to dream of an America that is capable of infinitesimal and not the least bit noticeable change.

mystery science theater 3000 reviews the new film by republican senator tim burchett WOKEATOPIA

Speaking as a lifelong Democrat: That's not what we want, you dumb fuck

Citizens in Minnesota stand in the freezing cold and confront armed thugs, while white house press people loitering in heated comfort won't say one fucking word in defiance of an elderly, hate-spewing, diaper-shitting lard ass. Cowards, all of them.

I'd suggest it's important to listen to the people who've been correct for over a decade. They have valuable insight. @themts.bsky.social @sarahkendzior.bsky.social @garyseconomics.bsky.social @mehdirhasan.bsky.social @somemorenews.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-G5...

As a actor and dancer, Leni Riefenstahl struggled to expand her reach...

My ability to write jokes that hundreds of people on Threads misunderstand and take umbrage with has come to me relatively late in life.

Deep 13 Evening News with TV’s Frank

full ep- youtu.be/R78gM-xlye4...

the news media should be replaced by these three guys

we got the mystery science theater 3000 guys who all live in minneapolis to watch the news with us and they had a lot to say about "tom homan's new tone"

Always an honor, not to mention lots of fun, to be on the @aliensupershow.bsky.social.

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

Donald Trump has never in his life been more blumpkin-ready.

I don't believe Trump shits his pants because that's something a human being would do.

Eli and the 13th Confession is the greatest album ever.