for all the media this guy does and considering he's the frontrunner it would be nice if a journalist read this back to him and asked "why is this funny to you"

The Citizen Kane of social media responses.

Such great writing about such a great movie.

For crying out loud, he wrote Wild Thing! Mad respect. Rest In Peace, Chip Taylor. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/a...

Bill Maher doesn’t even deserve a Daytime Mark Twain Prize.

Kick ass idea for The Pitt spinoff: Then Came Robby. On his motorcycle sabbatical, Dr. Robinavitch rides from town to town, helping people, like Michael Parks in Then Came Bronson. (The Then Came Bronson connection alone will excite the shit out of Gen Z!)

This Dragnet episode fucking slaps.

Bill Maher has never even risen to the challenge of doing the ten billionth funniest thing ever.

Accepting a Mark Twain Prize from the “Trump Kennedy Center” is all the proof anyone needs that you don’t deserve a Mark Twain Prize.

Nazi shit

Post a non religious picture you think of as holy.

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

“A brassy sassy musical humdinger!” — Quote from Gene Shalit’s review of Funny Lady, which was displayed on the posters of the film, and then lived on as something we randomly said on MST3K from time to time. Happy Birthday.

Jimi Hendrix (who was opening for the Mamas and the Papas) backstage at the Hollywood Bowl with Michelle Phillips and Cass Elliot, 1967.

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

This movie opens April 10 in NY and LA and then goes wider drip by drip. A career high for me and such a joy to work with these incredible actors.

If you can control your alcohol problem by drinking less, that’s great. I think the medical term for this approach is “The Kidding Yourself Cure.“ As for me, once I switched over to crack, I stopped drinking altogether. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/15/w...

“In my private conversations, these good people have assured me that Cloud City will maintain its sovereignty. Han will not be turned over to a bounty hunter, Leia and Chewbacca will be free to come and go as they please.”

Fuck yeah.

The question isn’t “Why would you do an MST3K/Weird Al mashup?” It’s “Why wouldn’t you do an MST3K/Weird Al mashup?” Very lovely, thank you.

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Who didn’t love Valerie Perrine? Rest In Peace.

Trump’s actions seem perplexing, but you have to understand that while the rest of us are playing checkers, he’s a war criminal who rapes children.

new personal scandal just dropped and it’s just the fact that I Have A Birthday

It was the worst of times, it was the even worse of times.

Admittedly, Trump sending ICE agents to TSA airport check-ins does sound unorthodox, but shooting and killing innocent American citizens in cold blood will make the lines move faster.

After week in which he destroyed my laptop computer and my TV, Billy takes a well-deserved #caturday rest.

posted this in 2021 but I’m sure now that robert mueller is dead all the news outlets that printed this lie will issue a correction

I appreciate that Trump keeps reminding us that it's OK to dance on people's graves if you hate them. I feel like that's going to come in handy.

Well, I’m about to make my life just the tiniest bit less troubled with the block button.

So sad about this. I’m in the midst of a Buffy rewatch, and this guy really knew how to land a wisecrack. Also handled his more emotional and dramatic scenes well. Understand he had a troubled life, but his legacy as an essential part of a great show is secure. Rest In Peace Xander.

Double your liquor orders and dance mixes for the joyful celebratory day when this asshole dies.

1 800 Kars For Kids

Stenography.

can it be closed down sooner

In 1988, a local Twin Cities UHF station aired a no-budget TV show some comedian friends of mine were making, and you know what, I’m glad they did.

Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP

The Trump Administration attempted to make an example of Minnesota during Operation Metro Surge. Instead, Minnesotans set an example for the rest of the country that decency and compassion will always triumph over fear and division. www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

Lots of folks disagree with my post saying Bush was worse than Trump, and I understand. But I er on the side of Bush being worse because his evil crimes against humanity are constantly being memory-holed, like for instance, this bullshit…

Jesus Christ, this lineup. “Avengers Assemble!”

Can totally understand why people say Trump is the worst President ever. But he’s not.

JD Vance says higher gas prices and lower expectations and smaller bank accounts and the impossibility of achieving the American dream for the rest of your life until the day you die are just temporary blips.

The Buffy reboot is not moving forward but the Iraq War reboot (now located in Iran) is full steam ahead.

Young Cassidy has been on TV every St.Patrick’s Day since I was a kid yet last night was the first time I watched the whole thing. Great cast, I don’t think enough people appreciate what a good actor Rod Taylor was. Ultimately a somber, depressing film, which I guess makes it even more Irish.

To all of our supporters, donors, and volunteers, I can’t thank you enough. You are the reason we came so far and defied every expectation. Get some rest. We’ll get back to work in the morning. And as always, Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine.

The Save America Act could once and for all put a stop to the threat of democracy encroaching into our elections.

Folks, there’s a thing now called map quest, so will everybody please stop looking at my face to find out where County Cork is. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter: