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Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mar-a-Lago.

What about your complaints about the complaints?

Pointing out that Trump is orange has not been a particularly impactful form of resistance, has it? I would even go so far as to say invoking the word “Cheeto” hasn’t really made much of a dent. Or am I being impatient and it’s going to topple him any minute now?

This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Hey Oz, you're under-ethical.

Mediocre, wishy-washy, triangulating, uninspiring advocates for no one and nothing except their own political careers are just what these times need, so I’m going to give Cory some serious consideration in ‘28.

If you'd like to know more about Russ Heath, a far more talented artist whom Lichtenstein made millions aping, this biographical comic is a good start.

A huge part of the power of this story is that she’s telling it to Axelrod, knowing that he is exactly the people she’s talking about, inviting him to get it, requiring him to react with ordinary sympathy to keep the audience. She is very very good at this.

Nice work, Jenny McCarthy. Good job, Oprah Winfrey.

Happy Mother’s Day to people who believe motherhood should be a choice and not a punishment.

If your way of meeting the moment is to insist, “Let’s all get behind Majorie Taylor Greene,” this is your moment to fuck right off.

Happy Mothers Day.

The pot calling the kettle Greene.

I can’t believe Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doesn’t trust Marjorie Taylor Littlefinger.

One of the most beautiful songs by Bill Evans is another way of saying one of the most beautiful songs ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBoe...

Many people will point out the beauty of what AOC says this clip. I will be the one to say that “stronger, faster, better“ is a fucking Six Million Dollar Man reference! She is the shit.

Just remember, if you think trans kids participating in sports is some kind of huge societal problem, you are in an agreement with the biggest assholes in the world.

The Assassination of the Mandalorian by the Coward Grogu

I am begging a democrat to run for president saying word for word “these people are fucking freaks and my cabinet will be made up of normal fucking people”

I have chronic pain issues that make it hard to write or do anything at all, and I have disabilities that compound on those issues too, and I write all the goddamn time without using AI because I'm not also a fucking loser.

I always liked Gosling, but that one moment in The Nice Guys made me a life-long fan.

🔥 @justinjpearson.bsky.social: “WE ARE STILL HERE.” #Memphis @GovBillLee @MarshaBlackburn #JimCrow

A huge thing to the credit of Ted Turner: he was widely criticized for his dumb and stupid classic movie colorization scheme and instead of doubling down and crashing out over the negative publicity, he listened to the criticism and launched Turner Classic Movies.

I have been a devoted and passionate non-follower of sports for my entire life, but I really enjoyed both seasons of that Kate Hudson basketball comedy series, Running Point. Very funny and entertaining.

Every ad for consumer ai is like “Are you fucking dumb and bad at everything but also too lazy to do anything about it? You’ll love our ai.”

I don’t like it, but if you can find two women named Martha to say they like it, I’ll change my mind.

No it was a steaming, decaying trash bag stuffed full of rancid shit and maggots, and I will fucking die on this hill www.flavorwire.com/567294/batma...

“If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.” HBD, Orson Welles ... 📷Irving Penn, 1945

It is not simplistic to say the Trump Administration is evil. It’s accurate. In America, and on the world stage, they are the bad guys, period.

Anyone unfortunate enough to be exposed to the modern atrocity that is CNN.

This statement is meant to be left-punching, but notice that the most popular left-wing candidates (Bernie, Mamdani, AOC) are superb at plain-spokenness, and it is the moderate wing that usually offers language that has been optimized and focus-grouped to death

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

We can easily do without CNN, but TCM is the greatest cable channel of all time. Rest In Peace, Ted Turner.

Some psych meds literally keep people out of institutions and give them a mostly normal life. Sure, meds aren't ideal and have side effects. The vast resources of the federal government could fund more research, but this monster pours money into guilt-tripping people about "needing pills."

I hope laugh tracks don’t go AI. For decades in television, fabricated laughter has been delicately handcrafted by artisanal specialists. I would hate to see the tradition of getting laughs simply by pulling a lever on a machine replaced by a machine.

I’ve never seen this, but hell yes to this. Recording on my DVR as we speak.

I don’t know, maybe a big part of the problem is that rapists are reassured that if they go on a raping spree, mainstream media hacks like Chris Cillizza will describe them as being part of a “horniness epidemic.”

This is such incredible bullshit. I am alive, thriving, and writing books on health policy/politics thanks to antidepressants. Antidepressants aren't for everyone, but they can be literal lifesavers. Attacking their prescribing & use is stigmatizing and dangerous. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/04/s...

Finished a rewatch of MAD MEN. During its first run I thought it was one of the best TV shows ever, and yet now it seems even better than I remember it. It’s just as great as THE SOPRANOS, and a damn sight better than THE MISADVENTURES OF SHERIFF LOBO.

The Met Gala is the only event where it’s permissible to enter the party with a lampshade on your head.

The Klandalorian

I’ve riffed the Star Wars Holiday Special at a couple live shows. To me, it’s bad, but not fun-bad. And I love everyone in it — Harrison, Mark, Carrie, or course, and I’m also a big fan of Harvey Korman, Art Carney, Bea Arthur, Diahann Carroll — yet there’s not a single entertaining moment in it.

The Force.

But isn’t that what they ended up with?

None at all. I think it’s the worst one. Love Ron Howard, but they never should have replaced Phil Lord and Christopher Miller with him.

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