Hope folks who work in the Trump administration realize that once their dear leader is gone they will have to face the consequences of their actions with rich book contracts and endless years of lucrative punditry on NYT op-ed pages and cable news panels.

These days almost all writing is done on computers. The only place people write by hand anymore is shell casings.

In answer to your inquiry: yes, I was fucking joking.

"Strays from science." No, Goddamnit #BrokenTimes, he tells dangerous lies and endangers lives. Throw away your fucking thesaurus. Have the courage to speak truth. That would be journalism. On Covid and Autism, Trump Strays From the Science www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/u...

The Kimmel monologue was 18 minutes of extraordinary, raw television that will be hated by the people who wanted him off the air for good. Trump and Brendan Carr lost this one as badly as it's possible to lose.

Apparently this show could possibly be offensive to white supremacists. Now, before you cry "censorship!" remember that virulently hateful racists are going through a tough time these days so have some compassion. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Yes, my love for Fargo is what got me very interested in Alien: Earth. I will soon dip my toe into Legion.

Eva Braun: The Interview.

Alien: Earth achieved a high level of not sucking. I would even say a very high level of not sucking. In fact, an extremely high level of not sucking.(I guess would have been easier to just state the simple truth that it was great, huh?)

Ooh! And I choose MST3K. We mutually aggrandize!

The one with the robots and the cheesy movies was pretty good, but The Simpsons, The Larry Sanders Show, and Buffy The Vampire Slayer are my non self-aggrandizing choices.

I took Tylenol as needed throughout my pregnancy. I am a doctor. I order Tylenol for pregnant women regularly. Tylenol is safe in pregnancy. RFK Jr is ignoring a huge recent well-done study because he doesn't like the answer it gives. There is no causality between Tylenol and autism.

We've all written some version of this column by now but this one is among the very best.

Normally I don’t pay much attention to late night shows but like everyone else, I’m really interested to hear what Byron Allen says in his Comics Unleashed monologue tonight.

Delicious. Went well with the Covid vaccine shot I just had. Fuck you, RFK Jr.

All your media is state run

Overall my interest in late night talk shows waned when Monty Rock III stopped being a regular guest.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

The same bs they're spewing about autism and tylenol is the same bs they're spewing about trans people's healthcare. It's the exact same playbook and the fact that the media can see through one and not the other is a damning indictment of how complicit they are in the attack on trans lives.

An all-time great album. Suck it, haters.

Everyone is excited that Kimmel is coming back but I think we're all forgetting that this could have been an opportunity for us to come together as a nation to watch more Celebrity Family Feud.

I'm the guy that found Manos: The Hands Of Fate so I sure as hell ain't being raptured to Heaven.

Yes, The Expanse also freakin' rules.

I do enjoy this movie but I will say that the Matthew McConaughey character is just reprehensible and I hate that at the end of the film Jodie Foster is still into him even though he's the fucking villain.

Never saw Battlestar Galactica until a year or so ago and I binged the shit out of it. Great show. I will read this book.

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

Folks who dropped their Disney+ subscriptions because of the Kimmel cancelation are now breathing a sigh of relief knowing they can once again watch Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania any fucking time they want to.

Thanks to his son, Robert F. Kennedy Sr was safer in the Ambassador hotel lobby in 1968 than the rest of us are anywhere in 2025.

So I guess now everyone is going to go back to talking about Regis Philbin walking off the Joey Bishop show.

Okay, fine, now when does Woody Woodbury get his show back?

Cancel Kimmel! (I'm sorry, I just always need to have a cause, any cause.)

I wish my dad could be here to see me attacked by The Washington Examiner for writing a book about how "Christians" are supposed to follow the stuff Jesus said: "How a new book turns the Bible against Christians” www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/3471... @dcexaminer

The only accurate thing RFK Jr has ever said about drugs is, "Heroin gets you really high, man."

On this historic National Tylenol Causes Autism Day, the "RFK Jr makes some good points" people have been officially upgraded from assholes to extra-strength assholes.

Hot Take: 28 Years Later is the best one yet.

A memorial-service reminder that there are no feelings about Kirk you are required to "respect." He was an unregenerate bigot and misogynist who seized on a shrewd grift and used it to make our world worse. I fear that we can't yet measure his legacy, but that's all he deserves to be remembered for.

Should I watch clips of the Charlie Kirk funeral, or wait till Leni Riefenstahl edits it all together?

I know it's an impossible dream but on this national day of mourning my fondest wish is that everyone from across the political spectrum will one day unite and come to the common sense conclusion that Charlie Kirk was a reprehensible piece of shit.

Sonny Curtis did much more than write The Mary Tyler Moore Show theme. He wrote I Fought The Law and he was in The Crickets. But oh my God HE WROTE THE MARY TYLER MORE SHOW THEME!!! Rest In Peace. deadline.com/2025/09/sonn...

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

Hell yes! @johnfugelsang.bsky.social has actually read the Bible, he takes on the Christian Right from a place of knowledge, and of course he's very funny about it in the process. BUY THIS BOOK!

A sitcom that was barely on my radar during its original run, but now, as of about 5 minutes ago, I've seen every hilarious episode, all 7 seasons. What was I waiting for, this is a freakin' great show!

Does the silencing of Kimmel really mean that the media is capitulating to authoritarianism and censorship? I think these remarks from The View hosts sum it up best: " " " " " " " " " "

The Lucy/Desi origin story. Some great songs.

I mean you're either pro-choice or pro-women dying of septic miscarriages, living in fear, lacking bodily autonomy, etc. We've had more than three years to see what lack of reproductive rights looks like, and it looks like a sadistic nightmare.

Cat carrier where Billy spent 3 traumatising days traveling cross country to Minneapolis. Yet here he is kicking back and chilling in it. Those that don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it. #Caturday

My maternal grandfather was an FDR appointee. My paternal grandmother served in the Connecticut state legislature. My dad ran for congress. All were Democrats. I'm a Democrat. Which is why I can't stop criticizing Democrats these days.

"It happens on both the Right and the Left." Translation: "It happens almost exclusively on the Right."

With great power comes no responsibility.