I rode a bicycle into an elephant and toppled into the street. Spring 1995, Jaipur, India.

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

I'm gonna have to mute the word distraction good grief

A social network for figure skaters and ice hockey players, I’ll call it RinkedIn.

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

Black Books Chapelle Show Cosby Show Viva Hate

The dishwasher people are here. I am trying not to hover.

they also don't know at which kind of parties one is supposed to stick one's dick in the mashed potatoes smh

Are you saying it's [Looks to camera, arches one brow] sabotage?

and at at time when the right to party is under unprecedented threat

a lot of them aren't even bothering to get their learner permit to ill

It saddens me that the young kids don’t know the glory that is the beastie boys

The first two hours this morning

I watched 20 minutes of Heated Rivalry and was like… there’s been zero character development and now they’re jerking it in the shower.

I’m not returning to work until Wednesday because this winter holiday was the least relaxing in my entire life thanks to nonstop headaches and dishwasher lamentations. I’m gonna take two days and do nothing but play Cyberpunk 2077 and accept a new dishwasher into my heart—and no one can stop me.

get a load of this rancid piece of shit

what is going on with headline writers. No one is born a man. Are you drunk?

Why are you still on X in the first fucking place.

Whatever happened to not posting bullshit from ding dongs on X over here. I don't give a single smothered and covered shit what Matt Walsh and fucking catturd are saying about Venezuela.

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So many in media are ill-equipped to interview officials about what’s happening because they begin with the presumption of legitimacy and don’t know enough about history or U.S. foreign policy to foment intelligent pushback and hold officials accountable.

driving around King of the town Always got my windows rolled down

Finger wagging Americans on Bluesky like this is something we collectively want is pretty weird.

Dear Non Americans. I'm so glad to hear this. I assume you've taken on full responsibility and accountability for the many crimes your nation has committed. PERSONALLY. No? Oh, that wasn't you? Oh, you support your country being accountable and reparations for such, but not YOU PERSONALLY. Oh.

Somebody got mad at me for quote posting their silly claim and i wasn’t even rude! I’m like the nicest version of my social media self in 2026. Me five or ten years ago? Yikes.

No it’s not. I’m not saying that the universe is forcing republicans to republican.

No it doesn't. It just points out that republicans are gonna republican and the ostensibly opposition party is anything but. The reasons there are no consequences is that the party ostensibly supposed to mete out those consequences isn't doing that. It's not because of OP's analogy.

The folks nitpicking this are the very same folks who would rationalize voting in a centrist republican as long as they're not Trump.

I'm really having a blast playing cyberpunk 2077 now that I understand how quick hacking works. Weapon glitch followed by a headshot. 95% of the time it works every time

Yoooo @kumail.bsky.social is on thd next season of taskmaster!!! Dope

The very things that annoy you about kids are the same reasons y’all get on here saying you hate small talk and don’t speak to your neighbors. It’s hyper-individualism. It’s easier to project that discomfort onto the most vulnerable rather than examine how disconnected we’ve all become.

How we respond to the most dependent members of our society reveals how we think about community, care, accessibility, and humanity. This is what I mean when I say intolerance of children works to your own detriment.

You don’t have to want kids or even enjoy being around them. But it’s also worth unpacking why kids simply existing, learning, or having unmet needs reads as “annoying,” “unlikeable,” or “bad behavior.” This collective discomfort with noise, need, & vulnerability is why many ADULTS are struggling.

great thread

My friend bought me a headache hat that you can put in the freezer.

What a perfect analogy and response to resistlibs who whinge about "why are you protesting democrats and not republicans." Well done. 🧵

It's not the same as disobeying military orders but I left private practice due to moral concerns. 6 months of crying in my car after work was enough. Went on disability leave for several months then switched careers

I used bob's red mill 1 to 1 flour and dredged it twice. 1/2 cup of flour in a bag. Add a tsp each of salt and pepper. Then a half tsp each of oregano, parsley flakes, smoked paprika, cumin, garam masala, onion powder, and garlic powder. Do this twice. Also S&P the raw chicken. Voila!

"Do your job or get arrested." Ok get arrested then.

lolll

Look everyone is going to have to be patient with reporters and pundits who were born after the cultural memory of the second gulf war faded. Don’t know what else to tell you

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I just learned about this one yesterday but I can tell it’s staying forever

I made gluten free fried chicken for Portia and it was GOOD. Yum.

Just had a little dance party with Portia in my living room. The White Lotus drop at 5:37 is pretty dope

lmao

I just found out that the DJ Set on my favorite radio station in Cyberpunk 2077 is by Idris Elba. It’s really frickin good! I was like… whatttttt

Lots of people in Venezuela are hoping that we will stop our government and capitalists from stealing their resources.