I...whew, let me redact everything I might say from public view

Heh, Ancestry is about to catch hell from lawmakers. Download your everything because we're going to see some wild moments in data breaches

I just suggested the daycare center I sent kid #1 to as a solution for someone. I paid $650 a month. I knew it had gone up, but they are usually considered the affordable option. So let's say $7800 a year. It's almost $19,000 a year now. In Central Illinois. No one's having babies.

I agree 100% with Steven Vickers that authors will be falsely accused of using AI in the coming years. In particular, authors like myself whose works were stolen to train AI systems are at risk. When we write in our own unique styles, AI trained on us will quite likely flag us as using AI.

This is why my uterus is already in a jar somewhere being studied

There was never a mask. I don't understand people pretending that a single lie was told about what these racists wanted to do.

So Iran not only won, we're about to see some unparalleled concessions. This man is always wrong. ALWAYS

We're total sweethearts! Unless you give us a reason to be monsters

I have to order regalia and I have just realized I understand nothing about the rules of academic attire because what do you mean I have special clothes forever?

"Mississippi Department of Public Safety officials discovered water while cleaning out a well..."

Hey so remember when I said his complete lack of experience and education should also be disqualifying? And people said I was being elitist, but how can you govern if you don't understand the constitution, the laws or well...anything involved in the job?

Read an excerpt from Strange People on the Hill here and then come see me and Jared on April 11 at 5PM at Politics and Prose (Conn Ave) in Washington DC. Be there! talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/a-white...

The SAVE Act is three different kinds of poll taxes dressed in a trench coat. It's also a violation of the 14th, 19th, and probably some other amendments, too.

Fill out the claim form folks! FILL IT OUT

Holy. Shit. OUP tells me the delay in paperback order today is because the first run already sold out! 🙏 to everyone who bought, I am so grateful. 🥹 The paper will be back in stock mid-April, ebook availability is being fixed. I spent 16 years writing this thing hoping someone, anyone would read.

I should be writing my book so I can turn in these pages, but my brain has opted to fixate on the fact that yesterday I found the only page left of the 1891 Ontario census that proves my great grandfather was born in Canada. There are no other pages from that district. That feels ancestral somehow

I promise if you feel like your life's priority is keeping your partner from doing horrible things then perhaps breaking up is the answer. Not assuming all your readers are also partnered with monsters

It is a rabbit hole to hell

The US government collected over $1 billion in immigration fees then refused to process the applications. No denials. No refunds. Just silence. This is the largest fee fraud in the history of the American immigration system. Here's what's happening. 🧵

The idea that someone picked a fight with Alan Ritchson a man that is 6 ft 3 and 240 pounds of muscle...is it drugs? What kind? Never do them again.

Also they keep trying to get me to claim someone else's books so there's that

Why did I learn how to read?

Apples and cheese or elote for a midday snack? I didn't prep a lunch and do not feel like actually cooking or ordering out

Airport lines are long because TSA agents aren’t getting paid. TSA agents aren’t getting paid because DHS funding is being held up in Congress. DHS funding being held up in Congress because Republicans want to illegally detain American citizens. And that’s what you missed on Glee.

I will read it to you if necessary. There is no escape

And they take nothing you say seriously

“The Phoenix Police Department will not discipline any officers for their roles in a massive city scandal where officials invented a fake gang and then falsely charged protesters as members back in 2020”

My mode? Depeche.

It’s time for the UN to formally recognise the transatlantic slavery trade as a crime against humanity | John Dramani Mahama

This bird is down for whatever. A party, investigation of high crimes and misdemeanors, a little mayhem...

The aurora last night from our house.

And based off the gym content I continue to see the goal us to keep women available for harassment

I just know the asshats in charge will fail to observe any of the regs around safety and use of force guidelines so...I hope the people on the ground are better than the leadership

Soap operas are older than tv because the longes running one forbyears STARTED on cbs radio. Nightly news started on cbs radio. They let this dork come in and ruin everything and they dont even have a plan to archive it? Every other country has functioned 1000s of yrs, companies for 100s. Not us.

Three teenagers in Tennessee have sued Elon Musk's xAI, claiming the company's image-generation tools were used to morph real photos of them into explicitly sexual images.

Ooh now I'm going to need this book

So in a "The Irish never owned slaves conversation" around Sinners I said truthfully that the name O'Bannon appears in my family tree alongside Gamble and Campbell and those are all plantation owners so...tuck it the fuck in. I might have soared too close to the sun though apparently I have cousins

The laugh this got out of me...

My kingdom for fries with seasoned salt & black pepper. And by kingdom I mean my lunch. Lawry's and potatoes go together real bad for me. IDC IDC

I plan to buy an "I told you so" billboard

Please soothe your soul with this footage of an enraged muppet being treated at the wild muppet center.

When I said all of this would be used in ads people argued with me that no one would care. Well...if Mills is using it, what do you think Collins is going to do?

In scams I will not be falling for, I got these two emails inviting me to be featured for a book club in a state where I would not expect to have a big reach. It was oddly phrased and so I asked for details. Part of the email I got back was asking for a contributor fee. I...y'all..what?!

Type these city names in Google and add the words "racist incidents" and report back. Because I see a couple on this list that are absolutely all stars in bad outcomes

I'm going to be speaking at UIUC a bunch this year, and I am trying to prep everyone for the moment I tell students that I used this history degree to write for X-men

I didn't stop with segregated neighborhoods. A Duke study for Shame of Chicago determined at least $4 billion was plundered from Black buyers via overpriced predatory housing contacts while their white counterparts got equity & cheaper terms through mortgages www.chicagoreporter.com/the-plunder-...

Redlining started IN Chicago. When I worked with the Shame of Chicago documentary about it, none of the lawyers, realtors, city/state staff, bankers, etc. we screened it for in Chicago knew about this history (mid)shaping their industries with systemic racism until the film. shameofchicagodoc.org

What's interesting here is that everyone involved (his kids and the director, because it sounds like he never actually okayed it) is a Millennial so on paper they know how bad this is & they just don't care.

Stephan Crétier, a Canadian billionaire, was just given $314M of US taxpayers’ money to build and operate a new ICE detention facility. He’s being accused of threatening his employees, saying “I will kill you and I will kill your family” if they reveal his financial status. #ProudBlue #ICE