the term "kitchen beautician" exists for a reason. kelly rowland STILL gets her hair done at the kitchen sink when they come to her house. it's a black american cultural thing old as time.

lamar has the most perfect braid out i have ever seen. is it cécred? #mnf

all i wanted was "big pretty legs" as a kid. i got sticks instead. smdh.

every corner of this administration is being run by a bunch of hoes. there is no way in hell these companies should be folding like this to a man with stroke lip and his merry band of idiots.

they would have sewn my name in mickey's ears by the time i was finished with their stupid asses.

never heard of either of them, but it's so lovely to see a bit of whimsy. what a pretty pink dress!

i try really hard not to despise pits because i know the issue with them is about owners. why are you 98lbs soaking wet trying to walk two full grown pitbulls, and one with three legs. this fkn dog got out of his harness and came running towards me and langston in the hall just now.

ARE THEY HELPING HIM SOUND IT OUT?!!

omg.

i feel like meek should have some kind of guardian

so the girlfriend on prime... he's so sprung on cherry that he's just letting her roam around his mom's office and in her closet? like he's a doctor so it's not like this is a kid.

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

he was the best running mate. they messed up when they started going high and not calling them mofos weird.

All these things “Kamala shoulda did” being a trade off for voting for that racist criminal POS is unserious. “Im tired of urban elites talking down to me so I will take a dictator and no rights instead” is not the point that they think it is.

those liberals are saying that kamala should have had more trust in the american people and picked pete as her running mate. again, an inability to look at this country for the bigoted tramp it has always been is just...

It is a sad day when we have no Black women as head coaches in the WNBA…

the criminals in these podcasts will log into their home wifi and search "how to dismember quietly?"

they don't care about anything ok? lol. we have domesticated the wolf into a whole toddler.

i mean some chained to ships and not voluntarily, but hey...

bell hooks:

as a contractor, if someone is asking you to prepare a soundproof room beneath the porch, with no fingerprint release, and hooks strong enough to hold a human body... maybe take it to the police.

because at the end of the day... they are white before anything else in the world and charlie kirk is likely the first victim of gun violence they could relate to. whiteness is a helluva drug.

Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"

obviously, we should all mind our own monkeys. but does a person's prior record somehow negate the fact that there are better things to do, as a millionaire and mother to toddlers, than become another baby mama to yet another man who is allergic to rubbers? i mean, hey...

1492 should have been the absolute last time y'all ever listened to white christians of any denomination about anything.

Happy Monday! Those contracts, trademark applications, and LLC formation documents aren't going to prepare themselves. Consultations are available at thewalkercollective.com #AFIRM4CREATIVES

good morning saints. happy monday. i heard y'all are preparing for a rapture on tomorrow. i know that i am more culturally religious than a practitioner, but my bible STILL says, "none shall know the hour." go on and pay that car note before the spirit of repossession claims that honda. amen?

she didn't even have to turn around. we know that silk press from every angle. ☝🏿

After things didn't work out with Denise, we find Reginald single again & looking for love. Can acquiring a new pumpkin patch finally bring spice into his life?

the call is coming from inside the bass pro shop.

and if they had to do it all over again, they'd vote exactly the same.

Idk how to feel about her pronouncing every letter in chitterlings

the hard "r" really shocked me

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

don't make sensual andy get out of character

You missed the Verdine perm bounce on CBS!

travis looked like he was still dating a black girl today for the first time in years.

New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

THIS!!!! Because my grandma told me we know not the HOUR, nor the DAY! Trying to tell us when Big Sandals is dropping the "Trumpets" EP IF Y'ALL DON'T GETCHO ASS ON SOMEWHERE!

"you just keep on living."

he's not wrong lol

He saying Romeo can get the land Barbara 😂 @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8S4swbX/

HOW is there a black phone book 2?!! the man is dead!?!

now who are these so-called christians talking about a rapture coming on the 23rd? what happened to "none shall know the hour"?

oh lord, cardi mad at crissle.

now when i said it, they told me i was wrong.

i'm paraphrasing but a wise woman, @feralpeafowl.bsky.social, once said though they may be dumb "i still want parity for you bitches"