Two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyy”

Jake Paul coming to the ring to honor Hulk Hogan and then getting his jaw punched into his eyeballs by Anthony Joshua has to be one of the best moments in sports this year. Doubly so because I didn’t spend a dime on it.

Hey y’all, Allen’s group is serving some very deserving folks tomorrow! Let’s make sure they have what they need.

Everyone deserves a good holiday! Got a little to spare? Please consider sharing it with our houseless friends in New Orleans.

Hey y’all throw some support Allen’s way if you can. His group is a bright light in the darkness.

Our Amazon Wishlist: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

We will be serving the houseless for Christmas on Sun, Dec. 21st. We hope to accumulate as many supplies, Amazon items, and donations as we possibly can, so our houseless friends can, indeed, have a Merry Christmas. Join us, check our Amazon wishlist, donate to drinks/supplies. #TailgateTogether

Southern University will welcome a new batch of Alumni today. Congrats to all the graduates. Crazy to think I graduated from that fine institution 21 years ago.

This Sunday!

Wife apparently had a long day and asked if I could feed her ice cream while she scrolled on her phone. She got me messed up.

Don't like Frank Wilson going to Ole Miss. Can't even try to discredit his contributions to LSU to make me feel better about it.

That 100% sounds like somewhere I need to be. The entire month of January needs to be a break

I need Ole Miss, Alabama, and Texas A&M out of the college playoffs sooner than later. Preferably, in heartbreaking fashion.

The entire state below Alexandria. I moved to Shreveport and it's just another Tuesday up here.

My wife moved to Louisiana 2 years ago. She's been to and heard of Mardi Gras, but she thought it was just a sectioned-off festival for part of New Orleans. Lol.

I literally told different sections at my job "don't expect to hear from me til at least March of next yr" lol

And then festival season starts right after! We busy!!

Correct, holla at me after Fat Tuesday.

My favorite time of the year 💜💚💛

It’s basically a 4/5 month party ( thanksgiving, Christmas, new year, Mardi Gras), then a small break, then festival season starts. That break b/t Mardi Gras & FQ Fest is the only down time & depending on when MG falls, it’s only like a month 😂💀

Christmas break? We start at Thanksgiving. Nobody down here does very much from mid-November through March.

Well, and then it’s jazz fest and FQF and summer and it’s too hot to do anything… so…

Final score to the youngin's game tonight was 78-31, where the starters didn't even play after halftime. The yt lady behind me said the other team beat themselves. 😂

Hulk Hogan:

Talk to us in February. Late February.

literally had a meeting recently where I straight up told someone that it probably isn't realistic for me to accomplish certain tasks until after mardi gras 😭😂

And most of us aren't 100% on Ash Wednesday.

My favorite time of year!

Louisiana people go on Christmas break and it basically lasts until after Mardi Gras. Nobody really gets back into their regular routine until Ash Wednesday.

Never fails, for as long as I've been working. My busiest time of the year at work is always right before Christmas. Colleagues will toss shit in your corner right before they go on holiday break. I'm swinging right back with rapid responses every time. 😊 Happy holidays!

Yeah but it's 5pm on Wednesday, which is practically Thursday, and that means it might as well be Friday, so it's basically the weekend right now.

For 2025, we will have served exactly 2,500 Firehouse Subs to the houseless community in New Orleans, along with countless supplies, clothes, snacks, etc. And since we've started, it'll be exactly 12,400 Firehouse Subs (including this Sunday). #TailgateTogether

And instead of being in jail, he's literally bombing and killing. I'm sorry, but that is just not a properly functioning country.

Should've ended the speech with, "He is full of shit."

White men have been griping about the unfair advantages given to Black people since literally the day after slavery

"Just so I'm clear, you're asking, '*repeat their question*.'"

Read this. Then read it again.

A quick 20-minute Tabata ride. Pretty intense. Good balance of speed and power. #BlackSkyFitness

Will y’all help Allen have a great tailgate on the Sunday before Christmas?

Donell Jones taught me that if you say sweedle leedle dee first, you can cheat on people and it's okay

I’m not even trippin about the plate but you lookin at me talmbout “it’s just a plate” is gonna get your head knocked between the washer and dryer like the chern bc who TF you talkin to

This sounds deranged to me. LMAOOOO Mind you, I'm not offering to take no man's plate anyway, even if he's MY man. 😂

Mmmm now idk. This feel a little different. Bc don’t try to snatch something out of my partner’s hands without saying something first. Not on some asking permission type stuff, but just letting me know what’s happening so I don’t react first and ask questions later 😭

Now ma’am 😅🤣 She said “heavy on me and mines”

Saints are the best team in the NFC South right now. Just took way too long to figure it all out.

It costs $15 per day for my kids to ear at school. Still blows my mind.

Being intentional is a choice that many don’t choose and would rather go with “I’m just busy” or I have a “busy life”

Did a quick turnaround trip yesterday just to tell my homie Happy Birthday. Sometimes you just have to intentionally carve out time for your people.