long as I aint got somebody in my ear telling me its nasty.

i don't know how many times i can say this, an african american man, a haitian man, a dominican man, a jamaican man, is literally just a nigerian man 400 years removed. what are we doing? we're literally talking about the same man with varying degrees of foreskin.

Repast green beans hit different too. And the yellow cake w/ chocolate icing.

Ah, the Times speaks plainly.

You know what potato salad never needs? Surprise ingredients.

Best homegirl might be meeting me at Cheers today. Im not going to say she can drink, but she was a Marine. I don't know what they doing to them peoples in that branch, but its gotta be a lot.

This is one of two videos showing Sherpas. They do everything they do without oxygen. But we don’t hear about them. We hear about the people who pay to stand in line. (2nd one posted in the thread)

Exactly. She may have missed your payment request for her half of the date.

The ONLY reason I encourage folks to travel , is because I want people to know that there’s more than one way to live … And a million ways to be happy. That’s it. Sometimes it’s hard to aspire to something you’ve never seen … so GO SEE IT.

“Buy a bottle of hoisin sauce”

Be careful yall groceries are so expensive that everybody’s walkin around a little hangry out there!

I know it's Saturday.

between $40-100k

Found my wifes burner.

OR you should go have a Whopper.

Had a Whopper for the first time in YEARS, aye man, them muthafukkas are tasty.

94

When your team's quarterback is doing press with the leader of a white nationalist party, it's actually sensible to "feel the need" to call it out as a Black man on the team. The way this header is worded makes it seem like it's irrational. Accountability is not.

Change those gotdamn air filters. Car and house.

My first love was actually soccer, but my wife dont like that answer.

Married 26 years

Out here with the wife getting some culture

Charge your drugs as well.

It's 8:21, place all sex toys on the charger for quick availability later on.

Dear god 😍

Don’t ask me to play no cards. I don’t care what game it is. I’ll be outside getting high while y’all yelling across the table

That lady mama is still missing

You ever see the sparkle in a man’s eyes when he talks about his fave celebs.

"you are hiding a child let that boy come home." tore that man up

I am no expert, but I feel like dental implants should not do...this www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBrMpDbu/

Them people tryna tell you they firing swathes of employees over AI. Check their 5 year stock performance and it's either down over 50% or they're caught in a 360 deal of circular AI funding. CEOs AI-washing their business mismanagement.

He's amazing. Louisiana stand up!! youtu.be/3OGlcieZ874?...

This looks like some A.I designed BYOOOOLSHIT

BREAKING: The Archies have reportedly withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

They just opened a Chinese supermarket near my crib. I’m about to pull up tomorrow like 您好!!!

Dudes do be the biggest groupies, lol. Its funny and weird to witness. 90% of the people passing out at Michael Jackson concerts were straight men.

They are the biggest groupies. They will heisman pose you to get to their favorite athlete

Can't even ride around to clear your mind no more 🥴your gas tank gonna be clear before your mind is 🤣

When I was a wee lad my head was so big, my older brothers used to call me, Headquarters. Good times.

slightly old, but idc.

If you just wanna fuck around as a single person, THAT’S PERFECTLY FINE. What’s not okay is selling people dreams of wanting to get to know them more intimately (or wanting exclusivity) when you know you don’t really want that shit.

These people haven't met women?

It me.

Abdul Carter addressed the recent social-media dustup with Jaxson Dart over Donald Trump: "Stand on what you believe in, but it can’t be a problem when I stand on what I believe in."

Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push

I wish I had the funds to anonymously fill these random mutual aid request. Billionaires and the wealthy could be doing so much more for the people. Id use my resources to bully politicians to provide resources for the people so it never got to this.

Sassy ass geriatric