I drove my ass to Providence, RI for that cake lol. Got me a delicious lobster roll out there too.

I know there's zero line at taco bell, I might have to hit that up just because.

The dumb do not care how right you are They are on another mission

Whatever you do please do not plot or plan anything on the company equipment and that includes wifi. Everything can be a part of discovery in a court case, even if it's a company app like teams on your personal device.

Said yall built like a wisdom tooth. Like DJ Khaled.

BINGO

Old black men are hard headed AF. - Signed, as old black man.

Found my wifes burner

“A reacharound will keep em around”-Florida Evans

Fuckin Sharia Law mayne

A good ol time until it aint. And when its get bad it is BAD.

I apparently logged into Thangalang Thursday last night and had to mute a gang of yall. Dont be no kinda warning or nothing, just free rang weiner on main.

Exactly when and where its supposed to happen, lol.

We were together before we got the job, lol.

My son is my oldest child and this boy dont cuss, drink, smoke... NOTHING. And I aint mad at it, but gotdamn, live a little bit.

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

My boy turns 51 today. Me, an intellectual: You old ass BITCH.

Only 90 degrees today. Aint God good?

Aye, the bulgogi fried rice I made yesterday was good as fuck.

The early days of Twitter taught me that space better be immaculate before posting a pic, lol.

Unfortunately a lot of them are. That's how we got here.

Stay active, have regular doc and dental appointments.

You’re never so old that you can’t learn from someone younger.

"I believe in freedom of speech, but I also believe that we have an obligation to condemn speech that is racist, bigoted, anti-Semitic, or hateful." -- John Lewis, who died #OTD 2020

Watching Emeril Cooks, and the guest he has on now was sentenced to 33 years in prison for 5oz of marijuana when he was 25. Ended up doing 20 before he got out. 20 gotdamn years, for weed. Byoooolshit.

I can’t believe he committed an act of journalism here

As per always

Stop explaining any fucking thing, even to other Black people. Why are y’all explaining “quiet on the creek” when it’s a self-explanatory phrase or the underlying meaning is easy to figure out.

Unplanned, I ended up making bulgogi fried rice for the fam tonight. We'll see how these kids like it.

The Politico article itself notes that there is ZERO actual evidence for the DHS claims. The Politico headline is inexcusable. Never forget that Politico is owned by Alex Springer. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Yes✨

Theres always one

If you dont believe yo lie, nobody else will.

1️⃣< my body count < ♾️

My girl said only the one true judge got the Hoedometer report.

He aint tall enough to have a wondering eye. She won.

so UM’s billionaire paypig, the guy who bought UM a $10m qb who might kinda stink to impress his girlfriend, is maybe threatening to rugpull the program if his preferred pro-israel candidate doesn’t win the Michigan US senate seat? do I have that right?

Viagra shots for everybody

My friend's grandpa had 4 girlfriends and was working on another one in his retirement community. He bragged all about it and was happy to show us each of his girlfriends when we went to visit him for Thanksgiving...

Jesus of Nazareth if he had Bluesky :

Folks hate whores in public and adore them in private.

I never once thought about this. Holy shit.

Hell yes. Whores are fun. We like fun.

America First Field in Utah, is the whitest shit I'll read for some time.

I def claimed Yankruptcy. Thank you for this. 🤣

My homegirl was trying to unload 4 Phoenix Mercury tickets on me for tomorrow, so I go look at their record and..

Gotdamn his wife was BALLIN. Holy shit.

The duality of man...