I wish I could unread.

My eldest took me to the DC Pride Parade a few years ago. We walked a few miles to the square and the guy in front of us pulling a speaker twereked the entire two miles. That's a fucking athlete

Happy Pride month!

I may not be everybody's cup of tea, but I also am not inviting anyone to take a sip, so there's that.

A comedian named Esau McGraw said John Legend mouth sound haunted and now I can't unhear it 😭

I know yall gone Sass it up this month.

Sleep is just death practice with ads.

"No man is gonna marry that." -a man who no woman will even send a selfie

MEGAN 😩 PLS

So, instagram made a separate app for these instant photos, for users to .. post pictures of themselves for their friends to see.. instantly?🤔 idk.. i'm old and forgetful and i smoke a lot of weed, but.. i could have sworn we had an app for that already??

Jay Z in 3 minutes has given folks 12+months of material to debate, dissect & fight over.....

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

In honor of the Spurs/Knicks Finals... Post a pic of you from 1999.... if you weren't born yet, keep scrolling.....

In my presence niggas shrink youtube.com/shorts/suUE4...

I’ve only ever had to defend gay homies when they were outnumbered. One on one

If you’re under 50, it’s likely that colorectal cancer isn’t on your radar, but it should be. Once considered an older-age disease, rates are skyrocketing among young adults. https://to.pbs.org/4dku8m1

Came across this in the archives 😂

“Girl fuck you” is forever funny especially cuz yall don’t gaf what gender the recipient is. Be a whole grown ass man and here yall come 🗣️🗣️🗣️GIRL FUCK YOU!

Robert DeNiro:

long as I aint got somebody in my ear telling me its nasty.

i don't know how many times i can say this, an african american man, a haitian man, a dominican man, a jamaican man, is literally just a nigerian man 400 years removed. what are we doing? we're literally talking about the same man with varying degrees of foreskin.

Repast green beans hit different too. And the yellow cake w/ chocolate icing.

Ah, the Times speaks plainly.

You know what potato salad never needs? Surprise ingredients.

Best homegirl might be meeting me at Cheers today. Im not going to say she can drink, but she was a Marine. I don't know what they doing to them peoples in that branch, but its gotta be a lot.

This is one of two videos showing Sherpas. They do everything they do without oxygen. But we don’t hear about them. We hear about the people who pay to stand in line. (2nd one posted in the thread)

Exactly. She may have missed your payment request for her half of the date.

The ONLY reason I encourage folks to travel , is because I want people to know that there’s more than one way to live … And a million ways to be happy. That’s it. Sometimes it’s hard to aspire to something you’ve never seen … so GO SEE IT.

“Buy a bottle of hoisin sauce”

Be careful yall groceries are so expensive that everybody’s walkin around a little hangry out there!

I know it's Saturday.

between $40-100k

Found my wifes burner.

OR you should go have a Whopper.

Had a Whopper for the first time in YEARS, aye man, them muthafukkas are tasty.

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When your team's quarterback is doing press with the leader of a white nationalist party, it's actually sensible to "feel the need" to call it out as a Black man on the team. The way this header is worded makes it seem like it's irrational. Accountability is not.

Change those gotdamn air filters. Car and house.

My first love was actually soccer, but my wife dont like that answer.

Married 26 years

Out here with the wife getting some culture

Charge your drugs as well.

It's 8:21, place all sex toys on the charger for quick availability later on.

Dear god 😍

Don’t ask me to play no cards. I don’t care what game it is. I’ll be outside getting high while y’all yelling across the table

That lady mama is still missing

You ever see the sparkle in a man’s eyes when he talks about his fave celebs.

"you are hiding a child let that boy come home." tore that man up