The Sagittarius jumped out.

He's the guiltiest innocent man I've ever seen and he can't shut up about it, bc he insists on being the smartest

The way I see it, I wouldn't even be fat if I was built differently. That aint even my fault.

Would be a dope ass band name.

They dont be doing it like this at Cheers

US President Donald Trump right now: I don’t care about the Epstein files, released or not

They call him Jabber Jaws

Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.

EXACTLY!!!!!

I dont talk shit about the balds, I know my time is coming... and it wont be pretty.

Forest Fire

Actually, in college….. i had the main climb out the window (i lived on the first floor, I’m not an animal) for the side.

☠️☠️☠️

Who would've guessed these idiots were idiots.

History aint taught these muthafukkas shit. They stay welcoming these types into the space.

hold on...

Everything they say would get them put on a list.

Considering the current SL topic, I read this wrong.

he is a more of a liability then an assets now. they are cutting bait and running scared and doing everything they can to distance themselves from him now because they know whenever it is they are up for re election- ‘26, ‘28, ‘30 - they do not want to be asked “why did you support the pedo”

This should've been one of the London games, not MNF. 🤢

This is wild as hell

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

Yeah, its gotta get done soon. This is absurd.

BREAKING: The Trump Administration has just dropped tariffs on dozens of food items, including: Beef Tomatoes Coffee Bananas Coconuts Nuts Avocados Pineapples

Patrice O'neal voice in my head everytime I spell restaurant.

Streets wild

My favorite psychos

pure as the driven snow

Yall said...

Now I have a set!

One of the good ones

A thin line between love and a colonoscopy

Im willing to bet if they're eating ass for 45 minutes, they absolutely WANT you to poot 🤣🤣🤣

Hairline STRONG

😂😂😂😂

mans just lactose like the rest of us, get back in the game.

While simultaneously taking away health insurance coverage

Somebody show some titties real fast, good Lord.

70s music might be the worst example to use, ever, lol. Black music in the 70s??? Cmon now.

All of them! And the 50s and 60s too. I was raised to appreciate what came before me. That connective tissue has been lost.

This orange MF was blowing bubbles of that "Hubba Bubba"?!?!?😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Gotdamn

Waiting in them rafters like Sting

Black shirts are good camo for tucked guns. I dont recommend tucking them free range like that, but if you do, dark shirts are good cover... I heard.

That's how you know someone who has been previously banned from a buffet

Eating ass for 45 mins. Pack it up. Eat something else. I beg.

They also got rid of the rule where medical debt couldn't be added to your credit report.

They getting rid of all the little shit Biden admin did to make regular folks life a little better. You SHOULD get paid by the airline if there's a major disruption in your flight, the fuck.