My SL is on one this evening

Nope

DIABOLICAL

Idea: Kriss Kross Kegels

Calling a woman "big money."

Calling a man "big money"

On The Pitt, they normally have friends and family in the rooms when they're doing these procedures and tryna save these people. Does that happen in real life?

Annoyed and annoying

When astronauts nut in space do you think it looks like a lava lamp or a snow globe?

Captain Kirk in the morning:

That nut is outta this world.

*pans to camera*

Can confirm

This shit works

I'm looking for a Black woman photographer in the DMV and/or Baltimore area. Can you all do me a solid and repost this, please? Thank you 🫶🏽

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

My sweet summer child

And cut all them damn lights off!

Keep going. Save yourself.

I have a Mexican homeboy from the bar I go to whose daughter is turning 21 in May... She wants me to make her some guac for her birthday. Nothing but Mexicans in her family and she wants my black ass guac, lol. Ima hook it up tho.

Yep, this is our retirement community. Keep the noise down.

It seems like the main complaint from journalists and politics-only accounts on here is “I liked arguing w strangers more on Twitter than I like arguing w strangers here.” The difference for Black Twitter refugees is that we’re not arguing w strangers, we’re continuing our 15 year convo w friends.

My take on the entire “Bluesky is dying/a bubble/a left-wing circular firing squad” argument going on right now is that it’s basically irrelevant if you came here from Black Twitter. The people complaining never had that type of community in the old place and they don’t have it here either.

Not gonna lie, I don't understand needing to log into your social media app to see news of the world. Log into a news app, famalam, like you USED to do before you had a bigger spoon made for you.

Mans captured all the sinners.

Temu college. Had some classes together and just struck up convo.

On the Xbox Live talking to the Holy Ghost, “N*ggas not gonna be ready when I POP OUT.”

Jesus was probably in that tomb on a Saturday just enjoying the silence. Plottin.

The @washingtonpost.com describes the deaths of an estimated 750,000 people to date as "messy"

A federal judge halted efforts by the Trump administration to collect data that proves colleges aren’t considering race in admissions

Look at this gorgeous sandwich. Sun City. Pastrami. Pretzel bagel. Call Your Mother.

Looks like somebody needs some dangalang

What yall arguing about this morning?

You know what. People probably do need alot more fiber. You are angry because you are full of dookie baby.

wear yellow for an instant mood boost 💛

AYYYEEEE

Bruh, I had a eyebrow hair that reached to my eyelash and I thought I had a bug or spiderweb on my face for a good 10 minutes. I kept wiping my face until I finally looked in the mirror at this long ass hair. Im looking in the mirror like, Ima boy, my eyebrow hair shouldnt even be this long.

☝🏾

Twitter would talk shit about you for a week for having coffee in your garden with your husband.

I find it hilarious that these dolts hired experts, geniuses, and the very best people to build the tech that made it possible for the entire globe to see them for the ignorant, unintellecutal dimwits they truly are.

Social media engagement overall has stalled, even decreased. It's not a single platform issue. In digital marketing, our metric is now "engagement." Not traffic, users, or views. About 30% of social profiles are fake, and 30-40% of web traffic is just bot traffic. www.noemamag.com/the-last-day...

Because I’m here for the people, here is a cute little self hog-tie tutorial.

One day we’ll be ready to talk about how people blame the Kardashians a lot for having shitty self-esteem & horrible taste in men. People tell women to pick better men all the time… But still manage to blame women for the behavior of those men. (I am not absolving them of being culture vultures)