If only

I wonder how my honey that’s not my honey is doing today

Lmao

“Nurse? We’re going to need 400 ccs of blood and a crunchwrap supreme.”

When she tells you “Goodnight” at 7PM:

Imma be wearing all of these next summer

I’d rather niggas pull the art supplies back out than this AI crap.

Skits <<<<

New coat for my girl

Any recommendations for places for good quality women’s cowboy boots, especially a small business?

They got that butter and great actors down on lock.

Not me. Sorry to those who do.

Who yall think are the most male-centered people on here?

Yall talking about people who are male-centered and women-centered?

Niggas stay performing for niggas. It’s taught from the time we’re kids. And I wish you would tell me I’m lying so I can call you a lying ass bitch who don’t love Jesus.

I got this at Costco for $10.

That’s why I set appointments as early as possible to get it out the way. Enjoy the rest of my day.

I think I’m going to write an official things I hate list. I have my unofficial, undocumented list, but I need to be more organized with it. Starting with Jordan The Stallion

@joybella.blacksky.app happy birthday!

Why would you want bush that’s burning my brother?

Gang 🐾

Fellas, I understand you might be shortchanging yourselves by only asking for $20 after sexy time, but if she can’t even pay that, gotta let that brokie go

Lemme stack up on Skyn

Gonna be so many fine honies in town.

So stupid questions can follow What can I use in place of ____ What if I don’t eat cheese? What if I don’t like mayo? Can I use yogurt? 🗣️I’m vegan! STOP EATING ANIMALS!! 🤣😭

I think imma go get a manicure and pedicure tomorrow

He should have retired last year.

For a job well done?

TMNT:

I have a Ninja that can use K-cups, but also brew ground coffee and has a built in frother.

I won’t a gift card today earlier at work. It’s $50. But guess where it’s to? 🎯 😩

Very out of touch

Oh wait nvm. I may get a hand vac for my car lol

Should I get a body groomer? I have enough points from my job’s appreciation portal to order one. It’s a Phillips Norelco one lol

A lot

They should add extended scenes if they have them. But I can also see this being a little big screen taste before Doomsday

Early part of the year I was up. Slowed down in July.

This sounds crazy if you don’t know the context of skeeting here

For the generator, of course ☝🏽

List longer than a thread from @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

The streets have errands for you now

❤️❤️

the real question here is how exactly did you obtain this information?

The people love them some @seauxcocoa.bsky.social as indicated on these end of year lists