It's my favorite place (within the US) outside of NYC. Do NOT go during Essence Fest if you want the best experience.

Rectify that immediately.

Had I known about how good New Orleans was in my 20s and early 30s, I definitely would’ve spent more time there as opposed to going to Miami Beach on vacations.

(That last part)

A 1-handed choke is nice, but 2 hands makes it so much more sexy.

As I think about it, my ideal partner is a yapper. Honestly. When I do want to talk, I love to talk. ESPECIALLY with people who have ideas in their heads. But she has to have friends that she can also yap with. So I can chill when I need to. That would work for me.

I miss photography and often think about where I’d be if I kept it going

Going to the cinema this evening to see ‘The Invite’.

I eat women out from the roota to toota and there’s risk in that. What I look like being afraid of tossing and eating “real” salad?

MY LORD!!!!

My woman

“ I might slip. I might stumble. But I’ll never fall.” *whew* That was close! 😅

Pythagoras getting back to Greece after learning from the Egyptians:

I’m BACK

This is the nightmare that is Midtown Manhattan food.

Me to my order of wings

Aight, I’m about to present this in-service. Talk to yall later!

Organic Salt water taffy

Jack woulda lived if Rose had a dump truck

All jokes aside, giving your partner space is one of the best gifts you can ever give them.

When she yapping to you at 7 am about what happened on Real Housewives of Rochester, and you’re silently planning your escape

One of those Rainbow shirts on an ample breasted woman might go hard

Now I will talk to the pwussy in the morning. Whisper sweet nothings to it.

I will say that my immediate team at work knows my communication preferences, and how to deal with me when it comes to small talk and having nonsensical conversations. It’s the ones that don’t know me very well that end up being the problem.

I’m def not a morning yapper. Especially on days when I have to go into the office

I feel like if someone living with me they should understand I don't be wanting to talk to them some days

That’s another part of the reason why I didn’t want to move in with my ex. Because she was super chatty at times when I just needed a breather. And I’m not that much of a small talker. I remember she got upset at me during a family outing because I wasn’t talking every minute with her fam 😂😂

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I never ever had the urge to wear a brunch boot.

When I was younger, about 14 or 15 years old, I’m made the mistake of going with my mom & my aunt shoe shopping. What I thought was going to be no more than 1 hour in 1 shoe store, turned out to be a 4 hour ordeal. No lie. That’s when I learned that going shoe shopping with women was not for me

T-Mobile has a perk for free 6-piece wings with a $5 purchase at Popeyes, for whoever wants/needs it

I stopped wearing dress shoes for a long while because I got tired of uncomfy ass hard soles and how restrictive they felt, even with my proper shoe sizing. Until I got my feet into some Cole Haan shoes. And it was ON

I was gonna ask a question, but I decided to stay out of women’s business

Magoo on “Beat Club”.

I need some excitement in my life.

I’m doing a short in-service this morning for team members on our administrative team. I knew about it since last week. But I did the slide deck for it yesterday afternoon in 30 minutes. Clap for me lol

Can you dig it…SUCKAAAAAAAAA

Cereal for breakfast.

Good morning!

When I'm elected president there will no sports on streaming platforms. PERIODT.

It was 30 minutes too long but I was entertained.

Jealous because it doesn't taste like soap to the rest of us.

Too late

Oh?!?

Me vs everybody says they will duel with me for the love of Shannon Thornton

Oh I just peeped this in a mixed iPhone and Android group chat I can’t seem to escape. Until now.

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