Man i forgot that existed. I need to see that too

Brother…. I’m trying to speak calmly…. But in what world would opt for room temp soda!?

Fantastic for one thing.

Shit tastes like a prank.

A truly awful roster of candies.

Butterfingers taste like misery and woe.

Tbh, this is whiteness is a nutshell… She’ll swear up and down she’s not racist if asked though, and if you challenge her too many times, she’ll cry.

They also want to beat us over the head with only a WM can win. FUCK THAT! We woulda never got Obama on that shit. We gotta keep running til we win! If Kamala Devi Harris runs again Im voting for her again!

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Oh that’s TUFF

The Iron Bank gonna call in them loans soon

I just saw this on IG and it pissed me off so badly bc you mean to tell me she had to take the KITTENS off?! LOOK AT THAT FOOT 🤢

i was asked recently if i thought clarence thomas saw himself as a villain. i said yes and this is a good example. he is totally bloodthirsty and loves the idea of the government executing people.

Aye this is TUFF

"‪It would emit more CO2 than the entire nation of Jamaica."

the fact that even gop senators are already speaking out against this is proof they know what political napalm it is

I’m going to do my Father’s Day yearly get away and i can’t tell how excited i am. To just be. Partake, Eat good, gamble a lil bit, good times…. By my damn self. Can’t wait.

This is a joyous occasion

Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...

I shivered…..

No need for a fair trial

Whole Chicago Sky squad wore Rickea's jersey today in the tunnel 🥹 #WNBA

Would y’all spend 30 days in jail for $835k?

taking the biggest bong hit of my life, realizing I'm way too high, and stepping out on my porch to calm down a little in the cool night air of Southern California and SHIT

After watching “is God is”, add Ericka Alexander to #TheList

“Paige Beckers is who yall think that other lady is”

Heavy Implementation Strapped Apparatus.

We are in a post-constitutional moment, but our political and media elite fail to tell it like it is.

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

This is hilarious

WIP Valdelobos Square primed and ready for paint *(pls pls pls pls don’t potato this video bsky I just want to share this progress directly with bsky people, I will do whatever ritual you like to ensure this doesn’t turn into a 180p blob pls pls pls pls pls)*

Every time

The older I get the heller the nawl

I commend your calmness . The honor of you house was endangered and you led well. May your home forever remain a space of balance and harmony. The drip descends from father to child We come with coordination We don’t just pick from a pile

Brother I couldn’t believe my eyes!

Car whaaaattt

This same scenario played THIS VERY MORNING! “MY SON NOT WALKING OUT THE DOOR MISMATCHED!”

Aye…. I like Ellie, she was playing zero games. She said:

And there he is

Nothing funnier than when AD gets to calling folks “broke”. The pure disdain! But let me very clear, he is only going to call someone “broke” if they are being a dickhead. He doesn’t like dickheads with no money.

I actually have to run up there this afternoon. Got you

UmHMM

True, I know some money making women that are absolute assholes…. But guess who are the REAL dickheads when they get some bread? One guess…..

Approved, unanimously:

You ever hear about something that happened to someone else and instantly get annoyed… yea

The urge to squeeze it!

She had too much fun with this story LMAOOOOOOO She did a cold call and asked that nigga "this you???" 😭