Concord Church caught me slipping today. The church was able to give $400,000 to 200 furloughed/unemployed workers families in their time of need.

With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.

Still ate 97% of the sammich so….

Mute thread feature >>>>>>>>>>>

A major breach of the Kansas City, Kansas, Police Department reveals, for the first time, a list of alleged officer misconduct including dishonesty, sexual harassment, excessive force, and false arrest.

Peep my technique….

Wowzers!

Minor amount of projecting going on….. that’s fine. Sometimes it’s fine to chuckle a bit

Me: hey babe, headed to grab a fish sandwich from the spot…. You want something? The woman: nah I’m good. *arrives back home with foodstuffs* TW: let me have a bite… Me: *gives bite bc I am a magnanimous soul* TW: …. Cut it in half… Me:…. You had better carry your ass on….

The rapper Freeway warned us long ago what happens when people get hungry and broke and desperate in the wintertime! If a sneak start leaning/ and the heat stop workin'/ Then my heat start workin'/ I'ma rob me a person Nobody’s above the program.

🚨🚨🚨 FELLAS! Say it all together!……

Incredible.

♾️

WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. airlines cancel more than 1,000 flights on first day of cuts tied to government shutdown.

Inject it in my veins!

Imma do this stretch.

10/10 take. No notes.

Dawg 😂😂😂😂😂

Words mean things.

Surprisingly, i don’t have any to my name

I need him to end the show at an HBCU. That boy has suffered enough.

Like smelling salts? Makes sense.

This lil joker is trying desperately to get thrown into a headlock

American: “I’m paying more at the grocery store.” Trump: “No you’re not.” American: “I mean…I am. I have the receipt right here.” Trump: “Prices are WAY down.” American: “They’re just…not.” Trump: “Are too!” American: “…” Trump: “…” American: “…” Trump: “I’ve ended 22 wars!”

The federal government is putting its full weight behind purging Black people from public life and the press and opposition party is silent as it does so.

Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix. Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!

FACT CHECK: Walmart's Thanksgiving meal is cheaper because it has 6 fewer items, no fresh products, & a greater percentage of the "Great Value" brand compared to last year. Just another attempt by Trump to lie to the American people about how he's "Making America Great."

my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right

Is this a sick joke!?

Atlanta, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco/Bay Area - here are some restaurants helping with food if you’re struggling with loss of SNAP benefits. Please share!

Exactly WHO will be making a profit?

"In short, he realized that the money wasn’t a guarantee, that his officers involved in the program would need to meet a daily quota of immigration arrests for the city to be reimbursed, and that he would likely need to devote 250 officers to the effort." “Call times would skyrocket.” #287g

Air traffic controllers are resigning due to the stress inflicted by the government shutdown, a union president warned

For my AZ folks who may be hit hard by our government's constant fuck-ups, below is a thread of some food banks and other resources you can access. Spread the word if you can. St. Mary's Food Bank (Phoenix, Surprise, Chinle) azfoodhelp.org/find-food-now

Lemme tell you that lady gotta move (and how wrong you gotta be) for a Black man of this age telling another you to go somewhere and sit down. Skskskskskkssksksks

I made something better: Spooky Anita (to support my belief that she sounds like a ghost)

I have been in tears for 5 minutes 😭

Aye….. clean your AirPod case and your phone. Have some shame.

He wants the women folk to look like they are on the set of Mad Men?

NYT was shocked that Mamdani didn't do that normie Dem thing where you immediately strike a conciliatory tone after winning. I think that surprise is also felt by Mamdani's opposition.

Trump is bad for state and local Republicans in years he’s not on the ballot, which is turning out to be tantamount a law of physics.

What a reporter found when she investigated US military strikes on Venezuelan drug boats

To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

Another good example this reporting makes no sense in a larger context in which they’re starving children. Only once you acknowledge the racial project does this make sense.

I want y’all to know suic*de knows no tax bracket or bank accounts… it doesn’t care how well off you are or all the trinkets you have in life …. It’ll weigh on you until you can no longer handle it . Please talk with someone. Please

Times like this, i wish i could opt out of hearing like @itstcg.bsky.social