So now I’m even MORE curious about who the 3,000 dollars that was in the purse that was “stolen” from Noem in April 2025 was from/for and what the bribe involved

I think 2 McDonald’s hash browns and a McDonald’s Diet Coke might fix me

Let me unpack this a little tiny bit: the Gnostics believed that they held a secret enlightenment and knowledge that made them better than those that didn’t have that knowledge. You see this when you see AI believers speaking to those who aren’t on board. The Gnostics looked down on the demiurge

Bought tickets for my brother and I to see Pedro the Lion together in June. I don’t think we’ve seen them, together, in 20 years. Will be nice.

I think you should be able to become a PI with no law enforcement experience if your friends can attest to 3 instances when you found out who someone was within 24 hours going by only a massive workplace, a first name, or a very commonly driven vehicle within a large city.

We still deserve to know about that no-bid contract. Her demotion shouldn’t end that inquiry.

The San Antonio Zoo is not on here but today is Waffles the giraffe’s third birthday and I just felt like this was need to know information today, with everything else being so terrible

The man who had his arm/hand crushed by Sen Sheehy et al is Brian McGinnis, a Raleigh firefighter and Marine veteran. Guess who's being charged with assault? That's right, Brian McGinnis. If you are interested, he has a gofundme. www.wral.com/news/local/n...

Let me unpack this a little tiny bit: the Gnostics believed that they held a secret enlightenment and knowledge that made them better than those that didn’t have that knowledge. You see this when you see AI believers speaking to those who aren’t on board. The Gnostics looked down on the demiurge

Oh no a Platner apologist blocked me. Sorry I called a Nazi a Nazi. I’ll definitely do it again.

I worked for an org that got a 10k grant from the government and it took over 6 months’ worth of paperwork, and the org had existed for a few years

AI is creating a return to a very dangerous sort of Gnosticism Once I started to see it i couldn’t unsee it

I appreciated my Derm telling me that there is a prescription she would write me for an ongoing skin issue I have but she’s prefer I order a $12 product from The Ordinary that works as well 🫡 Just ordered it - my ADHD will not defeat me

I drank an entire box of it (96 oz) in one day once with no notable issues so

I was already asleep when Weeo came and crawled in bed with me, but it was worth him waking me up to hear him whisper to himself “mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy”

He looks like an adult Caillou and acts like him too (derogatory)

What you have to understand about Tillis is that he LOVES dogs. Throws a parade for dogs annually. Posts them on his social media. He’s been waiting to say this for a while now. Though he may have only read her book last week he’s heard about and been stewing about this for months, I’m certain

How I picture the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

I want a custom music box that plays some of the dragging Noem got today when I open it

is that good

sharing again as platner fans are defending the totenkopf again

I hear more clips than most of Tillis as I live in NC and this is the first time I have completely agreed with him

I don’t know why but I have a feeling Trump is going to pass away from a fall or some other common and not suspicious way and the most annoying people in the world are going to turn it into a conspiracy theory for decades

A new paper on falling cat science came out and I just have to draw people's attention to this image

I went to bed at 6:30 last night and woke up 15 minutes go and it was so nice

Hurt somebody’s feelings on Nextdoor. Again. In my defense, he said to call the police on panhandlers. It went downhill from there.

My dermatologist had these gloves in her office - I was going to take a photo but knew that if I did she’d walk in right as I did so. Good to see medical supply companies feeding into fentanyl misinformation - offering barrier protection from a drug you can safely touch @ryanmarino.bsky.social

I am such a slut for Noodles & Co.

My derm took a picture with her iPad but also with my phone and told me to look in 3 months - if there are any changes to come in but she’s not concerned currently. She also asked how I have virtually no sun damage.

When my kid is overtired and saying streams of words that aren’t logical I used to say he was dropping nonsense but I have no reframed that and say he’s writing lyrics for an upcoming Interpol album

I know it’s gonna be a good day because I woke up with The Bangles’ “Hazy Shade of Winter” in my head

Watched 3 different documentaries about the bubonic plague this weekend so yeah you could definitely say I’m sexy

I was just reading about the economy between 2000 and now and Jesus Tapdancing Christ it has been crisis after crisis since I graduated high school. I don’t ever want to hear shit from a baby boomer* again (Most people leave the “baby” off but I find it an apt description)

“Look! The Iranian women are happy! I’m going to take their word for it” That’s so weird because when Afghan women told you repeatedly the burqa is not oppressive you didn’t believe them Odd

me every single day

I do think it’s ridiculous that the military is a profession some people act as though you simply cannot criticize. Every other profession is criticized. You can be too.

He comes by it honestly. When I was his age my mom told me I had to wear a skirt or dress to church so I wore a bathing suit, a hula skirt, red cowboy boots, and a cardigan with pandas all over it.

It’s fashion, baby

So, the reason we had to bomb them and kill their leader is because they’re a theocracy with unfair elections, I was told. Well golly gee whiz I’m glad America isn’t like th… wait a minute, wait one damn minute

The absolute GALL of fundamentalist Christians posting about how Islam is a religion that is oppressive to women.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

In my time working in Fayetteville I had the opportunity to talk to many veterans. At least 30. I can’t think of one who didn’t regret their military service.

Don’t worry everyone. If we do this we’ll win the same way we won the Vietnam war.

This will be unpopular, and I don’t care, but if there is a draft (and I hope there never is again) the young people who voted for him should go first

Woke up thinking about the 50-something Portuguese priest that DJs raves and felt a crumb of dopamine

Weeo just sent his first text, from my phone, to daddy It read simply “poop” He is very self-satisfied

JAMMOCKS

People close to me will know that ChatGPT wrote my emails and someone therefore has kidnapped me or worse if they get 3 in a row without mentioning deez nutz

Is the extreme fatigue I have today prodrome, indicating another upcoming migraine, postdrome from the one I had earlier in the week, PMS, or some combination? Slept until 2:30 and could go to sleep right now. And want to. Good times.

This is unbelievably rich coming from the misogynistic chucklefucks who insist that a letter ascribed to Paul written to a specific church in Corinth about a specific and contextual instruction about congregational behavior during worship bans women from being clergy for all time.