Looked up how tall Bovino is and he’s only 5’4” and I get it dude - I wasn’t tall enough to ride some roller coasters until I was 17 either but you don’t see me working for the fucking Border Patrol about it now do you

Men won’t tell other men they know well not to be misogynistic assholes but they will sure as hell get online and argue the benefit of the doubt for a man they’ll never ever meet against proclamations of harm he perpetrated to women

Holy shit the number of people on this app saying Clinton’s behavior with his intern/employee was consensual and thus fine is maddening. A manager at Shoe Carnival can’t do that with an employee & keep their job - for good reason - and I bet you wouldn’t be arguing about that.

I see a lot of accounts who are in general imprecise with their words defining pedophilia and let me just say You’re revolting. Stretch out before you carry that water for the patriarchy; wouldn’t want you to get an injury

“I’m not being homophobic” My brother in cheez-its if you are making 2 men doing a sex act a “gotcha” or a punchline you are absolutely being homophobic

I’m in no way saying “Bubba” isn’t Clinton but to assume it is, is ridiculous. Spend 10 minutes in Virginia or further South and you’ll know 2 Bubbas. Please be serious.

Some of y’all are really telling on yourselves by making jokes about a dude potentially having given another dude a blow job. Who cares? That would be the least offensive thing he’s ever done.

It’s always been the case that if you’re poor and you claim God is speaking to you and telling you to do things you get institutionalized but if you’re rich and say the same you get believed and special status and now apparently funding for a Talk to Jesus app

Jesus wept

I can’t believe it took me this long to figure out but the appeal of hide and seek is knowing you’d be looked for and having someone be happy to see you. 🥹

The vocabulary is expanding. 😁

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

Duran Duran’s “Come Undone” plays in my head every time I read anything “by” Trump now

“What if one of your faves turns out to have been to Epstein Island” clearly you’re new here. I can do a surgical cutoff and it’s final. I stopped listening to a former favorite artist because he was a complete misogynist asshole to the waitstaff somewhere and there was video of it. That’s it.

The most common perpetrators of murder-suicides are -men in their 30s & -men in their 70s & 80s The motivations are a bit different - the older men do it largely in part due to lack of resources and healthcare including senior living/nursing homes. We will, I expect, see a sharp increase soon. 😞

They tried to demonize Obama for his friendship with a Black clergyman they thought too radical but don’t give a damn that Trump was besties with a pedophile sex trafficker.

6:17 this morning my child yells excitedly asking me to play the Oldy Bees song. It takes me a second but he means ODB “got ya money”

There are so SO many things that make me want to vomit about the Gaetz news but the fact the young girl was homeless makes me apoplectic. He had the connections and ability to find her housing with one phone call. Instead, he victimized her and saw her vulnerability as good for him. Sick MFer.

"One new term we’re considering is 'people who are without home.' Notice how that term starts with “people.” We believe in language that centers humanity. Actions, less so."

Immediately offering solutions is minimizing to the person sharing their problem. There’s a reason trained professionals don’t do it immediately if at all.

Is the ground ok?

On the one hand I don’t believe in yucking anyone’s yum but on the other hand if you’re a grown adult who spent several hundred dollars for a glass cup shaped like a bear from a union busting corporation in this moment I’m going to consider you gauche and silently sneer in your direction

We have a Pope who subtweets. What a time to be alive.

Alcoholism can cause weight loss due to dehydration, lack of appetite leading to insufficient caloric intake, and malnutrition. Apropos of nothing.

This is far worse than anyone expected. Trump's HUD plan would cut *two-thirds* of permanent housing and push as many as 170,000 formerly homeless people back onto the street—redirecting funds to work mandates, forced treatment, and encampment sweeps. All as mass internment camps are being built.

The Little Free Library in our neighborhood will have 3 copies of ‘Knowledge of Language’ within the week because thanks to ADHD I somehow have 3 of them

Yes. This line of thought particularly believes women are to suffer in childbirth and are very much against epidurals because of the “sin of Eve”

I was almost certain but verified it - this fatal accident occurred at the end of the driveway of the duplex where I lived my last year of undergrad, quite happily How very sad

I loved Johnny Cash growing up. I was allowed to read anything I asked for but music was another story. Johnny Cash was right on the line of acceptability so I saved up for it, bought it, and played it nonstop on the little Magnavox stereo I got for getting straight As in the 5th grade I still have.

In one of his recordings, Cash spoke of nudity, public execution, sex workers, death by stoning… Arguably far more violent than the lyrics to “Folsom,” if those upset you

The main reason I’m prioritizing renewing my expired passport and getting Weeo’s is medical tourism, not fun tourism, as it’s the more likely impetus in the upcoming years Grim

Weeo’s demands of cats to see on my phone on Bluesky have a new cat: it’s now 3, not 2 Gonzo Jorts Adonis

People need to care about this now. Right now.

I saw online that a local movie theater is showing The Sound of Music this weekend and then fall asleep where I dreamed I was there and heard very loud booing behind me when that little shithead Nazi Rolf shows up saying “get off of her (Liesl)” and turned around to see @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

It’s that magical time of year when people from around here stand on their porch, sniff, and say solemnly “smells like we’re gonna see snow”

Look at my baby 🥹

A humanities degree is what makes roasts like hers (and, paling in comparison, mine) possible Not worth it my ass

More like Joyce Carol Goates am I right

The woman who called churches to get formula and the discussion around it shows a deep misunderstanding of how church funds work. Should the church help the community? Obviously. Do most churches have funds and staff at the ready to get formula quickly? They don’t, actually.

they said joyce carol oates never wrote a single must read masterpiece but that was before her collected tweets owning elon musk

I told Weeo I have to run to the jewelry store tomorrow for them to fix something for me but if he wants to come with me he can - there’s a bakery with cookies nearby and we can go When will I learn? He’s going to wake me up at 7 with his shoes on, and they don’t open until 10 😫

(🧵1/30) On this date (Nov. 10) in 1898, white supremacists carried out America’s only “successful” coup d'état of a democratically elected government, massacring 60 to 300 Black people and displacing an estimated 2,000 more (Wilmington, N.C.): 💔😡💔 #DisarmHate en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilming...

My DREAM - a quaint storefront on Main Street, Farmville VA with full living quarters upstairs is for sale for 480k Anyone have 300k I can have for my bookstore/craft/coffee/bar

A close friend of mine isn’t speaking to their fraternal twin because their twin has a Tesla and they didn’t want their small child driven in it and ya know what? I’m on my friend’s side. I wouldn’t want my kid in a highway tinderbox either; sibling owned or not.

Not to brag but I woke up at 1:40 today.

Since the time change Weeo can’t stay awake past 7pm and i can’t sleep before 4am Good times

I want you to call or email every single dem tomorrow who blows a lot of smoke about prioritizing mental health and ask them how exactly they expect constituents to pay for mental healthcare AND these exorbitant premiums Demand an answer