Four horses you say How many horses “of the apocalypse” are there again?

“Mom I like you a ten out of ten” -Weeo

They’re the same picture

Ordinarily I would protest and say it’s completely unfair to hold adult children responsible for misdeeds of their parents (because it is) thirty-five years ago but well this is more a crime syndicate than a family

My kid following me into the bathroom is sometimes annoying but I wonder if it’s innate like dogs and cats do if given the chance because you’re vulnerable to predators when going to the bathroom (why your dog makes direct eye contact with you when taking a dump across the yard)

Loudly declaring "stitch incoming" when I'm about to contradict a dumb bitch

I genuinely do not recall anything about Harambe - Dan and I started dating within weeks of that incident so I was completely preoccupied.

"I shall stick to my resolution of writing always what I think no matter whom it offends." Julia Ward Howe, born on this day in 1819

My mom says 1. You’re only as joyous as your saddest child and 2. Sometimes you feel the mood of your child yourself no matter how old they are

Pro-Choice North Carolina said in a statement: "If the political party in charge at the NCGA actually cared about families, they'd work to reduce the out-of-pocket costs we pay for #healthcare, they would pass a statewide living wage so our families..." www.wfmynews2.com/article/news...

When Weeo came home he clearly looked like he either had been crying or was about to so I asked him about it and he fell and wanted to cry but didn’t 🥹 but was REALLY worked up that I knew WHAT HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT MOMMY THAT IS BANANAPANTS HOW DID YOU KNOW

The Avett Brothers are mid AT BEST

NC has 4 of the 30 remaining spellers in Scripps National Spelling Bee: Kushi Gottimukkala of Carnage Middle in Raleigh, Phaneendra Bulusu of Harris Road Middle in Concord, Harini Jayakumar of The Brawley School in Mooresville and Sach Akella of Mlls Park Middle in Cary. #spellingbee #nced #wcpss

Who do I know in OHIO - Cleveland area specifically - that needs an outstanding remote admin?

‘Sup nerds, my longtime moot is in a bit of a pickle if anyone has anything to throw their way - we’ve all been there and it is so scary I hope they are able to make rent In the long term is anyone hiring for a remote admin?

Can someone who is a journalist answer the following for me, because I have no idea: when an individual is determined to owe the state (in this case North Carolina) a large sum of money to that state’s Department of Health and Human Services, who collects the payment typically?

I think the monk seals should get to throw rocks at that man

That’s right. You get on here and you defend the people who buy one thousand dollar pens. You’re making a difference in the world, you oddly worked up person mad about rich people pens.

Stacy’s Mom has hair of snakes so long Cursed by the Gods for doing nothing wrong Stacy can’t you see Your Mom will petrify me I’ve known it all along Stacy’s Mom is a Gorgon @gailsimone.bsky.social

Worst you can do to me is take a microneedle purple ink Uniball

One of my biggest motivating factors for even going to Divinity School after I finished undergrad in 2005 was the way politicians were talking about God and scripture and using it like a weapon. I knew they were wrong but couldn’t articulate why. So I spent 90+ degree hours learning.

The same chucklefucks who think the Pope should stay out of politics are high-fiving at Cracker Barrel this morning about Paxton’s inane mumbling about God’s gender

This little guy is being hand-raised by zoo staff after being rejected by his mother, but he's already got the hang of the hunt. 🐯 Adults weigh only 3-5 lbs, can travel 20 miles in a single night, can leap 5 ft in the air. You can check him out if you happen to be in Waco: www.cameronparkzoo.com

Fill in the blanks about yourself; I’ll go first She’s a(n) existentialist. She thinks God is sad.

Beignet slay Beignet all day Beignetmaxxing This is who I am now

Well holy crap. Erin Brockovich (yes, the same one the led the Hinkley, CA toxic groundwater lawsuit in ‘93) launched a website tracking AI data centers across the US and the ecological impacts to the environment and drinking water. MN is riddled with them. www.brockovichdatacenter.com

One time someone said “you have a dirty mouth” to a group of us in my 20s and I HATE when women are told not to use “bad words” so I asked the man “what’s the difference between you and my mouth? my mouth has the DNA of the man you think is your father in it” and I really think he was going to cry

I am about to be so obnoxious about this and other NC citizens should too. Call your representatives. #ncpol

You would be fired from a volunteer board position if you regularly fell asleep during meetings - even if you were in your 80s - and there are people trying to convince you the POTUS doing it regularly is fine

dude you gotta love people. thats the whole point. if youre not loving people what are you even doing

It was the needlessly ableist and completely unwarranted (and unfounded) “pathological psychological regression” that earned a reply

my husband: “we’re all metal spoons in god’s hot garbage disposal”

Why is this man not being made to pay this balance?

This is a completely normal reaction to someone who blocked a person they didn’t engage with. Completely normal and not at all affirming they made the right decision.

Get. Him. Take minisoldr for everything he’s got.

Formaldehyde implies the existence of businesscasualdehyde

People without penises also have autism, you might be surprised to learn

Anyway I have a migraine and I’m going back to sleep

You can be rich as fuck and still be financially and emotionally abused, you weirdo

I wish I had thought to use skywriting the day of the funeral for a friend whose family deadnamed and misgendered them, to express love with their actual name, in the sky, but I was too sad.

How long does it take to become a skywriter

If I were rich and petty I would utilize skywriting a lot more than these unimaginative fuckers do, I’ll tell you that much

Look, I’m just watching and really hoping that no ominous German words go underneath that metal arch

This is Nacho. He has big feelings. Every stuffed animal he owns is very aware of this. 14/10 (IG: nacho_thekneadydog)

Amen

I have absolutely known people who have died, in part, from their weight being a standard deviation or more away from the norm. Three, to be precise. In all 3 cases they were a standard deviation or more below the norm, not above, so it’s weird that’s never talked about unless it’s just fatphobia

I didn’t tell Dan about it because if I said it out loud it would make it real but about 2 years after I had Weeo but before a shot for him was approved I went to Minute Clinic in the CVS about 5 minutes away because I was really sick with upper respiratory stuff. It wasn’t covid.

I love doctors. Many of them are wonderful. But doctors, on the whole, are fatphobic. They aren’t motivated secretly to get you onto GLP-1s because of some kickback scheme. They push them a lot of times like they push all weight loss because they’re fatphobic.

“Hey mommy I know what I want for Christmas” “You do?” “A 3D printer” “Wow buddy that uhhh that’s a big thing & I think we need to get cleaned up & organized here first before something that big” “Hey mommy I know what you can ask for for Christmas” “Oh yeah? What, buddy?” “A cleaning lady” 😑

Parents really fucking need to learn Kohlberg’s stages of moral development because wayyyyyyyy too many parents are punishing kids for not reasoning in ways they are not yet capable of and it pisses me off