If you see a person say they were part of a newsworthy layoff and your response is to reply to them “good your company sucks” you need to log off and rethink your life. Layoffs are difficult for that person and their entire family. It greatly affects mental health. WTF is wrong with you.

Seems pretty bad

I like it when randos explain the Bible to me without knowing anything about me. Oh the Bible? Gimme a second. Who wrote that? Never heard of it.

(Sia voice) I WANNA SWING FROM THE DICKDELIER FROM THE FRONT AND THE REAR

(Sia voice) I WANNA SWING FROM THE DICKDELIER FROM THE FRONT AND THE REAR

“Mommy you’re my favorite person I ever met” - Weeo 🥹

I really hate that I love Damien Rice so much that I listen to him almost daily - I’m sure he’s a normal, garden variety asshole, but I just know this motherfucker is an ASSHOLE, you know

Air Traffic Control by Jets to Brazil and All the Nation’s Airports by Archers of Loaf continue to be eerily prescient

I am not the one to talk to about deference to famous people. I have, SEVERAL times in my life, found out after the fact I was having conversations with very famous sportsball people. They probably talked to me because I treated them normally. I had no idea who they were, and they were nice.

ACAB includes the tone police, Nic

Björk had made clear previously that reporters were not to get close to her young son who was with her. A reporter did. If someone says not to get close to their fucking kid, and you get close enough to them and their kid that they can touch your hair, I’m sorry but that’s on you

What the people minimizing having ICE in airports are telling me and everyone else is that they had no non-white friends in 2001 and the years after, and frankly I can see why when I read their opinions

“So don’t fly” This is what people say to people with small kids too, and immunocompromised people who wish other passengers would mask and I’m so sorry but life happens you nitwit. Jobs on the other side of the country. Your family member’s death overseas. “Don’t fly.” How about don’t speak.

I’ve never bought anything with my blood, sweat, and tears but I did sell my plasma for 3 months for the money for a new dishwasher in 2011 rather than asking for help because I’m just that stubborn so any boomer calling Millennials lazy can suck my butt today and every day

A common abuser tactic is being everywhere the person who has soured on you is. This can be done by proxy, for example by putting ICE goons in airports

I know I’m getting sick because everything is annoying me even more than usual. Not in a cute way.

Weeo seems to be feeling better! Yay! Just a little tummy upset lingering but he’s feeling up to being awake and playing. Thank you so much for your good thoughts.

“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”

Spare a thought for little Weeo, who is sick and has thrown up several times today. Poor little peanut.

Honestly with the existence of NC pollen I have always wondered why one would send anthrax when you could just send it

One year the pollen was so bad my ENT had me stripping naked immediately upon entry into the house, putting my clothes into the washing machine and running it then, taking a shower and putting on clean clothes before doing anything else whatsoever. This year’s feels similar so far.

Brianna Wu and Eve Barlow have been barking about this too. Ladies, jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.

In the pollinator garden at the children’s museum, a large bee flies My child, yelling: “mama that bumblebee is a big booty Judy!”

Teachers deserve millions of dollars. 2 hours of chaperoning a field trip and I’m ready to go to a monastery until 2028

Me: ok we gotta be at the field trip location at 10 My tummy: what if you had the worst tummyache in years though

“Funny how his name is taken off everything immediately but Trump has no consequences” You’re right, that is some bullshit and there are most certainly racial aspects to that. But it’s still the right thing to do to remove rapists’ names.

Me, listening to SDRE (Weeo likes the “video game song”) Weeo, who understandably struggles to pronounce “Enigk”: “mommy is this Jewemy Magic?” “Yes. Yes it is.”

This is sad. Red Storm is right down the road, and everyone knows someone who works there, has worked there, or at the very least dated someone who worked there. May they all land on their feet.

Losing my shit on NextDoor. “Can you believe the county closed schools for weather that didn’t materialize?” Listen here, chucklefuck - this administration gutted funding for the NOAA so if you want to pout, start there.

Some of the freakiest shit I have ever heard about going down at college, has gone down at High Point University. A truly bizarre place.

The reason that some people simply cannot get it through their heads that Trump and Elon are villains is that media tells us that villains are smart

I have a Raynaud’s Syndrome joke, but it’s making me a little blue

I can see @sheologian.bsky.social in this role tho' not so sure about @danisaacs.bsky.social. But I’m pretty certain Trazyn is game!

Almost like when you raise your children with the belief - as the Duggars did - that men have the ultimate authority over others and know what’s best for them, that you might end up with 2 adult sons (so far) who see children as manipulatives and not miracles

They need to do a Zara x Afroman collection because I’m not even patriotic but I would buy the hell out of this in my size

My God some of you are so clever. Nothing gets by you. Of course this article about Chavez, the result of a tip the Times received FIVE years ago, is a distraction from the Epstein files. Obviously. I don’t know what’s more offensive - your rape minimization or your ignorance.

That fucking Butterfly Kisses song

Rape culture is alive and well, and you’re perpetuating it. Cut that shit out.

There’s a certain type of very public, very visible male who seemingly crafts a persona of near-heroic status not in spite of but because of being monstrous in private. It allows them to convince themselves and others they are good people, and silences victims. This is about C. Chavez and others

I can’t find it now but there was a video of a pet bird absolutely losing his shit dancing to Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” and this video was load bearing for my mental health between 2011 and 2013. Just incredible.

Absolutely the fuck not, Mark.

They’ll be no match for the inevitable antifa robot raccoons

The 00s were superior in every way, music wise. I just remembered Casiotone for the Painfully Alone. What a time.

So the weirdos who are being unhinged about Mamdani’s wife’s alleged instagram likes insist both that Muslims are too controlling regarding women *and* that he needs to be more controlling of his wife. Do I have that right?

Missed a day of my NDRI and have brain zaps. Not horrible, but noticeable. Hopefully Dan will pick them up from CVS on way home.

When Weeo came to bed at around 6 he said gleefully “mommy I stayed up ALL night last night playing - I have GOT to get some sleep” and then after eating all of my French fries he was out cold ❤️

I’m seeing a lot of diagnostic terms and jargon thrown around and it’s important to realize that some people are just shit. No need to pathologize it.

It’s fairly easy to see how this goes on to saying homeless people, disabled people, people who use drugs and nonwhite people make you feel “uncomfortable” Yes they absolutely want to do what this does but it also opens a passenger door on their clown car going 70mph down the highway of hate

Each one, teach one. If you are out at a bar celebrating tomorrow and some chucklefuck orders an Irish Car Bomb, make it weird. Ask them what the fuck is wrong with them.

Trump said today, in an attempt to put Newsom down, that he doesn’t think the president should have learning disabilities, referencing Newsom’s dyslexia. Lots I could unpack here but it is widely thought that both Washington and Wilson were also dyslexic.