taxpayer money going to a kiddie porn generator should be a gigantic scandal, like one of the biggest scandals of our lifetimes

what’s a good word for hangry but like for needing to poop

my husband: “you know Jims Humper? the cop from Stronger Thongs?”

I was feeling better and wanted to walk to the coffee shop, and my husband had a fun route to try, and he overshot and accidentally made me walk 4 miles roundtrip lmao he felt so bad making my slow sick ass do a death march

I have ended my 72 hour vomiting jamboree but oh boy do I feel like I got hit by a fucking bus

ended up in the hospital where I’ve learned a new hack: if you want a blanket, all you have to do is get a digital rectal exam follow me for more hospital tips!

ended 2025/starting 2026 incredibly sick and unable to do anything, but also incredibly grateful to have a husband who will hold me while I cry, rub my back until I fall asleep, and bathe me when I’m too sick to bathe myself may everyone have a love like this in 2026

its a oneks, bident, trident, or a fourk. you nimrod. you absolute buffoon!

I have been feeling sick all day and my husband spoiled me and took care of me and held me when I cried from feeling like a burden and I just love him so fucking much the best thing I ever did in my life was fall in love with him

this lowlife sex pest is posting, what he himself claims to be, non-consensual photos of his own step daughter. so if everybody could go report the shit out of his account that would be super cool

Idk who needs to hear this but you’re not divorced because of your ex-wife’s menopause

Gyoza should start at 12 and then go up in multiples of 12. I feel strongly about this issue.

Wife guy bf and wife guy gf to wife guy power couple marriage pipeline.

Loudly announcing I think the holocaust was bad actually between bites of my schnitzel. Ordering McDonalds and informing the cashier I don't approve of drone strikes. Wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea about me.

sorry but whenever I eat pierogis I take a moment to reflect on Poland’s various crimes like a REAL progressive

more than one person got mad and weirdly racist at me because I said I like gyoza

woke up angry for no reason in the middle of the night, couldn’t go back to sleep, and now I have a migraine so I’m giving up today and maybe I’ll just try again tomorrow

Mount Laurel police are searching for the driver who fatally struck a man on an e-bike, then fled. www.audacy.com/kywnewsradio...

I need some positivity. Quote or reply with your favorite bike memory of 2025. It can be a great ride, an advocacy accomplishment, whatever. Let's celebrate bikes. My personal favorite was finally doing a bikepacking ride up to Portland, Maine! It has me excited for bigger adventures in 2026.

oh hey guess what NEW DJ MIX JUST DROPPED a tight 30 minute sample of the sound ive developed over my first year !!! i hope you like it !!!

This is like if a Ford F-150 did a land acknowledgement

it makes me really happy when y’all tag me in posts about your dogs or your crafts or anything else that brings you joy, so thank you very much for doing that 💕

every time I leave the house, I’m immediately like “I wish my dogs were here too”

This mf too photogenic

Guilty as charged

Q’s pics of Mochi are somewhat responsible for me picking Arthur from his litter

I actually had to do a double take, because…

I think reading books is what keeps me from losing my faith in humanity and leaving this mortal plane

Yes ❤️

have you ever seen such a baby of a dog?

my husband made spicy bulgogi, egg, and rice for breakfast because I am a spoiled princess 🥰

I like his style. bsky.app/profile/jwhi...

guys there’s a monster under my bed !

And you get a twok with your Nathan's Famous Hot Dog and fries, @realqrampage.fightins.online

Threeks are totally real

forks more like fourks

sporks have spree tines (I am also stoned)

I am stoned and said: “bident, trident, fork? is it because it has four?!” and now my husband is trying to convince me that there are also threeks, twoks, and oneks

me: I am in love with you my husband: I am so full of tteokbokki

not to brag (jk, I’m bragging!), but my husband made bulgogi tteokbokki tonight and it fuckin SLAPS, y’all!

I've been ignoring it bc there's only so much secondhand embarrassment I can take but Will Stancil has spent at least a week now attempting to get me personally banned off this website bc he thinks I'm the ringleader of a coordinated leftist harrassment campaign against him. deeply unserious person

Vote for Q A Better Man Than Fetterman

“She’s right to say it”

I should primary Fetterman

The newest friend in our household. Everyone, meet Sir Strawberry II.

maybe doing some kind of mutual aid event is good? maybe even gives you publicity and associates you with doing good things? i dunno man, maybe we should have more fundraiser events where you charge $5000 a plate

being mad that a political candidate is using campaign funds on mutual aid is so weird to me because (1) who does that attitude help other than these bird brained wealthy political consultants? and (2) tangibly helping people is good actually and I think we should do more of it

White man has opinions about the Black Panther Party and their Free Breakfast for Children program, which we have to thank for Congress's school breakfast program that feeds over 14 million American kids ever day.

went for a hike with the dogs and Mochi pooped on Lola, merry Christmas y’all

Essentially, I think that LLM-generated dialogue only makes sense if you believe that the product of writing is words. But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.