I can see why Olivia Wilde rubbed fucking Harry Styles in his face

Oh honey no…

So that super ozempic he’s been on hasn’t done shit

My god, everyone treats Trump like a child

Haven’t seen an Argentina team fail to attack this bad since the General Belgrano was sunk.

Before you do any “spot the minority” posts, remember one thing.

Every single Cato person:

Just saw the woke Greek story from antiquity. Too much homoeroticism for me, thankyouverymuch.

Gods and Generals. Four fucking hours of Lost Cause, slavery apologia, and Confederate idolizing horseshit

Fully embracing millennial George Costanza aesthetic.

A Trump speech now has the same vibe as an elderly relative who thinks you’re a long dead romantic partner. No matter how awkward and sad, you know it’s gonna get worse

One thing I feel is important for a Reichstag speech to stick is a level of coherence to actually understand what the fuck you’re going on about

Oh yeah grandpa is giving a speech tonight. Okay, have fun

I wish I had a racecar bed

They should take them with their navy. Oh wait they don’t have a fucking navy because their old fascist junta tried to and it ended up at the bottom of the Atlantic or later repossessed for defaulting on debt obligations.

It’s funny that every single dipshit in this administration has to pretend they’re not in power but just another run-of-the-mill guy in a groupchat filled with nazi teenagers

I hope Robert McNamara has to watch this on a loop in hell

Me thinking about Chipotle for lunch

I really can’t believe Jimmy Kimmel dropped him like a bad habit

Trying to figure out if I have the parasite or if it’s the overly potent preworkout/protein combo

“But surely we’ll both now drown…”

Utah Democrats really, really should move their headquarters out of this guy’s property

Happy Bastille Day

OH DID A SPORTSBALL HAPPEN?! (I’m sorry, I was watching Summer League)

Never Trump Republicans are so funny because you can show them the most right-wing coded thing on earth and they’ll go “grrr communism”

Wow who could have seen this coming

Absolutely. I agree with Sherrilyn. It’s not fair to Alex Jones. Who I assume she is a big fan of.

Might want to top off the tank today.

Bad news, turns out it really is a hellscape

I love it when scared suburbanites have to regale us with the tales of how they saw a couple homeless people in downtown Salt Lake

I gotta take this energy to the gym

Last time I had a work colleague I hated die, I brought in donuts out of euphoric bliss

I hope when I die, I get the same love and support from friends and family that Lindsey Graham got from political opponents and media that are supposedly adversarial

I would respect people a lot more if they just posted “lol he ded” instead of this slop. Hell, or just say nothing

You served me well the last few weeks, but now you must go.

Lol eat shit Dana White

Some days you just wear your mets hat and try to forget they’re utter dogshit

State wins least stinky at shitfest, governor proud

Facebook AI slop is wild.

Yeah, that’ll work the same way that tight under armour shirts work.

You seem nice, but it ain’t happening.

Congrats to a lot of supposed left fellow travelers for sounding exactly like our rapist pedophile president

That’s not a disease, that’s just being raised Mormon