Send him to Gen pop

This is cosplay manhood for the weak. I think of guys like Jimmy Stewart who played good dudes defending the little guy but also IRL torched Nazis from a B-17. You can be a no shit killer and still be smart, decent, kind, sincere, and empathetic.

I love the Deseret News making this picture that looks like someone took a photo from a sex offender registry and put it into an artsy AI filter

We really shouldn’t be a state

Kinda feels like that Barak Ravid guy is full of shit

Awesome, only like two years too late and after you chased off a lot of people I’d like to have a group chat with

Awesome, it’ll be like a John Carpenter film but without the story

ILL GET YOU DICK TRACEY

You can’t get vaccine injuries from being online too much, Brie Brie

Okay, that’s enough of that.

I just can’t imagine having a sexter in the senate. There are certain standards, and we can’t have him serve alongside Shrek and the preacher from Poltergeist

He might honestly be the most Marine man of all time

If you bring the JEB! guy on your show, I automatically assume you’re an idiot

I think it’s perfect

Lol okay.

Yeah but you let him on your back, dumb fuck.

I’m calling it now, these guys lose Texas by like 8+

“Kids we’re going to Omaha!”

We gotta put some people in the contraption after all this

Almost like he’s a dipshit from Draper, Utah or something

The Trump administrative coming up with the lineup

You secured shit. Stop taking the credit from the activists and voters that got the 2018 initiative passed and dragged your useless ass across the finish line; which gave you the chance to vote against unions and women’s rights in congress, you parasitic prick

I’m built different. (Assuming I’m mediocre in everything anyway, so there’s nothing to worry about)

It’s Mallory McMover

Hey folks, I just picked a fresh batch of stickers and t-shirts. Sizes S to XXL. A portion of each sale will be donated to the SLC Community Bail Fund to help folks affected by ICE raids. $25 for a shirt. $35 for a shirt and 3 stickers. Tell your friends and family.

Mr. Plinkett voice: WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

Honestly? Hilarious.

RIP Tulsi Gabbard. You were at least hotter than the Dulles Brothers

The fuck?

Lol

Everyone thought the autopsy would show an amazingly incompetent organization incapable of wrangling the consultants that hold the party in a death grip. And it did so in the funniest way possible.

This entire comment section

Rad.

Sure he has no impulse control, but that’s because he’s being truer to himself. Definitely not slipping into advanced dementia

You don’t believe that. You want to know how I know you don’t believe that? Because you cosponsored legislation that specifically says you don’t believe that

I haven’t seen a by-line from squirrel boy in quite a while

Here he comes, Mr. Kiss Your Son

“Yeah they gave me money, but I put it on the form so fuck you”

Damn straight

At Best Buy often? What kind of sicko shit is this?

Very frustrating to see all the smug smarter-than-you pragmatic glasses nerds come out and mew about how data center opposition is just a troglodyte hysteria. Shut the fuck up!

There is a good chance he thinks he’s done all this

Personally, I think I’d avoid going with the Apple Dumpling Gang for my campaign, since they are known for, well… you know… Pissing all over themselves

Look. I don’t like AI but you gotta admit this was worth tripling some farmer’s electric bill

At least Gona Carrano has her roles in Daily Wire films to fall back on

I feel like Armed Forces Day has gotten way too commercialized