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Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio
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Well yeah, it’s probably the only game he can go to without getting booed out the building
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about 4 hours ago
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Congratulations to the Waltons, Condolezza Rice, and Sean Payton. It’s always a good day when the best of America are rewarded for their contributions to America
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“We simply must support the man who is making all the same mistakes as the last person who lost to Trump or we’ll get Trump again”
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about 10 hours ago
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Look, I think you have to do cost-benefit analysis if you’re going to try and stop shoplifters at your store. Namely, is your employer going to cover your medical bills. *sees gofundme link in story* Idiot.
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Norm is a god damned real one.
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about 17 hours ago
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It’s only the Schutzstaffel if it comes from the Schutzstaffel region of France
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Maybe Tim Walz should have turned the temperature down
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1 day ago
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That must have been uncomfortable for Governor Cox, who has no idea what sex is
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1 day ago
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Game recognize game
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bort
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my outlook window when i try to drag it across to another monitor
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rich traditions
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ive kind of reached the point where i think if youre still posting on musk's thingie youve got a mental problem and should think about that
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Republicans are all fascist losers, who are completely blinded by online poisoned white-grievance politics that is completely unpalatable to normal people. So of course, Democrats have to find a way to triangulate to ensure they don’t miss out on this loser voter base who will never vote for them
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Honestly, I love this version of CBS News because they managed to staff it with people as smart and brave as middle school boys.
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I don’t think I could beat Ben Shapiro in a debate. I’d probably just be laughing thinking about the Cumtown bit where he gets molested by Mr. Feeney.
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If he’s the nominee, I’m wiping my ass with my ballot
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2 days ago
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Listen liberal, the judge said every other weekend
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2 days ago
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As if I needed another reason to go to Caputos
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2 days ago
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The fucking dweebs using supressors and 3M Peltor headsets. Just jerking themselves off operator style
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2 days ago
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Why does she look like someone put a wig on a Mr Potato Head
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2 days ago
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You can do this game with literally any replacement-level thinker on an op-ed page. “Oh, you think Bret Stephens is out of touch? He has a Pulitzer. What do you have, AlfForPrez1936”
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Wow, I can’t believe our universities, which have spent the last two decades being a target of austerity and state predatory financialization, would decline like this
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3 days ago
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No, I take it back. You were the perfect pick for Kamala.
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3 days ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
3 days ago
friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be
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You know, you think this sounds crazy, but I can think of about four different BYU grad exmormon women with untreated BPD this sounds like.
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3 days ago
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Okay. What would fundamentally be different?
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3 days ago
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Is that so?
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3 days ago
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Who says military tactics don’t have domestic applications
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3 days ago
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Oh it’s Adam Jentleson’s “we were okay with Senator Ogre until he threatened to family annihilate” lobbying group.
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3 days ago
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Might as well call this set “judge ordered weekend visit to dad with Tony Dokoupil”
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It’s truly wild to see how blinded TERFs are by hate that they can’t see the forest from the trees on the state denying basic bodily autonomy, and what that would inevitably lead to, even in their very narrow form of “feminism”
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Now, I know we’re all saying how stupid this is. It’s probably also a cynical way of getting federal funds to some do-nothing tech company
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Bari and Tony Two-Snip are going to make CBS News into something that would embarrass OAN
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Oh yes, we should listen to someone from a political party currently polling below rectal cancer.
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Really wishing there wasn’t a guy dressed like the preacher from poltergeist blocking my locker at the gym
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Gotta say, nothing has aged better than The Shield’s “dang, I guess I lost my family, all my friends, and any chance of real employment because I’m an irredeemable piece of shit. At least ICE gave me a job and immunity.” series finale
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My only real memory of this guy before all this was him being forced to do the Michael Cera Arrested Development walk out of a BLM protest for being a little mealy mouthed bitch.
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Wow, I can’t believe this mother didn’t want heavily armed and belligerent assholes to steal kids that go to her son’s school
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John Madden
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these are the people the dems are more than happy to keep funding so long as they're a little more polite when they kill you and rip your family apart.
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Announcing when it happens from the study in Moral Orel
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It’s amazing that these people have skated for so many years without talent or skill that once they rise to a level of creative control, they just do “le epic whiskey time” a decade after even the lamest people stopped doing it on Fark or the Chive.
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Now he can spend more time doing ops with the sound of freedom guy
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