Mario Cristobal is setting up for the ultimate bag fumble

“Well we tried” *shrug*

Nothing I could possibly say would be permissible on any public forum or in any court of law. But it’s sure fun to think them.

Oh sorry, I haven’t been online that much tonight, I’ve been forced to help organize a safety patrol at my kid’s daycare, because ICE stopped by today.

Obviously this is Kamala confronting CBP agents about immigration justice.

Kind of feels like people are fucking pissed

Well, I guess we should keep them with guns, badges, and legal impunity to kill.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I bet we could make a good version of the SS if staffed correctly.

A system is what it does.

Yeah if you haven’t left, what is fucking keeping you?

Honestly, a controlled opposition would put up more of a fight

X: The Everything App developers when talking about tweaking Grok.

Ah, the coco puff

Well, not a car but I want it

Uniform of punching holes in dry wall

Bari Weiss and twice-cut Tony are going to desperate CBS to death

Ozempic making these guys look like the toxic waste criminal from Robocop

I’ll never forget that guy who tazed himself in the balls and died

Nancy is always carrying this energy

Greg Ostertag. He runs an instagram now that mainly focuses on his family and his camels

Rad. Remember how you all slow walked his impeachment so that you even lost the squishy Republicans ready to be done with him? Dang, sure hope that didn’t have any erosion of norms that allowed that guy to be president again.

How does a man keep living whose death drive clearly wants him to die?

Lot of people will do anything to get out of going back to work

Wow, original Ghost is terrible

A fucking child playing Civilization IV’s understanding of the world.

Saying this with the Ukraine pin on is a hell of a bit

Really interesting they never mention this guy used to be president of the American Enterprise Institute

Lol Michael Flynn better hope a petty Democratic government never takes power again

I blocked Will months ago and it made my BlueSky experience immensely better. You can too!

Aaron Rodgers playoff bound

Aaron Rodgers’ AI wife must be so proud

“Sir, this is a school board meeting about building the high school a new gym”

All decent Americans watching this game and the prospects of Aaron Rodgers making the playoffs

Post a famous bathroom scene

You just described capitalism on a long enough timeline. Well, maybe not pro-degrowth. I have no idea where you pulled that from.

It’s good to have a business president

I can’t believe the investment seminar breakout room SCIF in the Mar-A-Lago ballroom wasn’t airtight

Colorado would be a great state if they didn’t elect assholes and have the Broncos

Weird. Usually kidnapping a president through a sudden and violent raid doesn’t make a country enter into a siege mentality

I don’t care whatever Real Politik thing Zohran is running, this asshole has to go

We just can’t hold it

Maybe Paul is up to run CPA 2.0

The more I think about this