Hitler liked Charlie Chaplin movies. What’s your point?

So long to my CTE-addled, antisemitic, black separatist congressman

Oh good, we’re fighting the Mahdi Army again.

Okay if the war is really 50 years old, then I expect Oliver North, Bill Barr, and Elliott Abrams to be executed for high treason.

Ah sponsored by Nicholeen Peck. My favorite insane mommy blogger legislator

This is the exact same Guy you could find 2,000 years ago as a Roman senator gleefully listing the number of Germani slain and sold into slavery, 900 years ago exulting in the sack of Jerusalem, or 100 years ago celebrating 500 yards taken on the Western Front. Timeless chickenhawk scum.

Sorry you got your ass kicked. Treat yourself, you one-eyed asshole.

Oh they’re worried NC might become the next Virginia

Why did they give him the “sorry for being a racist and/or pervert” photo shoot

USAID but for Mitch McConnell’s in-laws

All of these people a third tier characters in a Scorsese film

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

I had to go to a target not too long ago to pick up a prescription at CVS and it shocked me how empty and shitty everything was. Welp. Too bad. You did it to yourself, fuckers.

GET EM READY FOLKS

Oh so they’re *FUCKED* fucked

It’s worth noting that Eli Crane’s chief of staff literally worked for AIPAC

Fuck yeah.

Is it good when you have to tell people you had a plan?

Whiskey Pete always has the “actually this is funny to me” while holding back tears energy.

Vs. “No it won’t”

It honestly would be a little funny to see a small scale civil war break out between the Shah Monarchists and the MEK over who gets to run Iran, then have the IRGC do clean-up

neonazi to lefty isn't a compelling story to me, it's a sign of somebody who, at best, has no firmly grounded or fleshed out political worldview and at worst is a cynical opportunist who will say anything to get elected and will sell themselves to the highest bidder if they win the election

You ever see so many red flags you just give up? Anyway, Platner is either a piece of shit or the dumbest human being alive for going on this guy’s show.

Literally justifying something so vile it was used to introduce how evil a Marvel Villain was

Good. Fuck em

I think after you kill their leader in a wave of airstrikes you lose the ability to dictate terms

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

So Caine really is the de facto Sec Def, huh.

“I know the threat that Iran poses, and they must never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon, but this is not the way to dismantle that threat.” You know you don’t have to say this shit, right?

Hey I’ve heard this song before

I think there is enough anger to be mad at Trump for the war, and Democrats for their messaging that their gripes are with Trump for not saying pretty please before starting a another regional war in Central Asia.

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Well, I bet getting bombed by two of the most hated countries on earth will definitely help those protests topple the government

Operation “Don’t Hit Back Or I’ll Get my Dad” is under way

Main thing I'm taking away from all this is that massive piles of money continue to be moved around based on absolute horseshit

And by “it” we mean a $500 tax credit to make up for your loss of healthcare coverage