“No deporting US citizens” is a CONCESSION???

People are showing up to court in Massachusetts for minor issues and being kidnapped by ICE. I hope the legislature moves quickly on several pending pieces of legislation that will limit ICE's ability to operate in courthouses, including expanding virtual hearing access.

heading up the block to get popsicles and fried chicken, anybody need anything?

This entire transcript is hilarious.

In the NJ case where the AUSA got tossed out of the courtroom: Bahahahaha!

🥽 🥹 🦺 👍 👖

found a Bladerunner fancam

figured some of you could use dog

“Life is for the living,” she reminded me as I trended toward melancholy and just before she rolled in a big fat goose turd.

Who's got 1.85 thumbs and deciding maybe we should read the table saw manual?

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OP most likely understands this but it bears repeating: liberals are like Joe Biden having fond memories of gentleman handshake deals with Strom Thurmond, going golfing, and us dirty peasants and "THE GROUPS" bleeding on sidewalks, they love fascists and hate socialists

Iraq’s capital Baghdad rocked by powerful blasts near US embassy https://aje.news/jvtjv8

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline

happy St Patrick's Day

Did you see today's fireball over Ohio? You can report it!

Got a video. lol

Daaaaamn.

No matter how dumb you think living in Texas would be, it’s somehow dumber

The Fourth Israeli War: how the ongoing attacks on Iran, Lebanon, Syria, and Palestine fit within a continuity of aggression in West Asia read it and spread it! open.substack.com/pub/petergel...

Irish-American pagan here. DO NOT set leprechaun traps. this invites faer folk directly into your home & invokes a murky wager, which they will mostly certainly win. Celebratory shenanigans with the Daoine Sídhe should have clear terms for both mortal humans & our beautiful kind neighbors.

billionaire being interviewed: i havent listened to a single note of music in 27 years. think about it, music was basically invented, what, maybe 50 years ago? interviewer: this is really interesting

stupid teeth none of my other bones need this much minty scrubbing

This is the only time in my life that I have heard a politician talk about St. Patrick's Day in the way I've wanted it to be talked about.

free Cuba 🇨🇺 from American imperialism.

actually pretty chuffed that marc andreessen has come out against thought

what too much winning does to a man**

The entirety of the past 10 years has been an open therapy session for Elon Musk and folks, the sessions aren’t working!

“There is no other thing that I could be implying. We are all inside of a submarine inside of which the giant submarine exists inside of which Joe and his friends define cool. It’s submarines all the way down.”—the Beatles

i should call him

i don’t use any of that ai bullshit. but to stay in the zeitgeist i’m going to unnecessarily flush my toilet multiple times and leave an unnecessary space heater on 24/7. might just turn on my shower and go to bed.

Food: it's only optional until it ain't.

""Suddenly and without explanation Their rations have been cut In half" Know the history of rations being used for genocide and initiating war. #flourmassacre

Thread on the history of ration holding as colonialism, genocide tactic in light of #flourmassacre:

Reasons to support Indigenous plant sovereignty

This divestment movement is happening all around the western world and progress is being made so look into what’s going on in your area too

Marylanders! the break the bonds campaign is seeking help with supporting a bill to divest our tax dollars from Israeli bonds You can submit testimony or show up to support the bill in Annapolis on Thursday More info: mdbtb.com

I do not like the idea of the president speaking to the ghost of Richard Nixon

This explains our modern world so much better than any other theory i've ever heard. They just never thought about doing it any other way than the way they wanted. And they just happen to all be psychopaths or wannabe psychopaths. And now our world is driven by psychopathic incentives. weird.

That’s your next President. That’s Joe Camel. We’re making smoking cool again.

They won't let you say it now because of woke, but it's true

people like me aren't here to be a fucking fig leaf to justify the existence of a technology that is ruining our ability to fucking learn shit.

also: i have adhd and you know what helped me function with a memory disorder 10 years ago? search engines that worked

lmao why is there a submarine??

people need to bring this up more about reagan

KING

The warhawks have lost Ken Jennings. I repeat, the hawks have lost Jennings. It's so Joever

not very prosecutorial of you, homey