people have been holding out that another hutt sounds like truman capote in one of those bugs bunny episodes where he's at the oscars or something

Jonah the Hutt, and he just makes indie comics and yells at his dad about how dumb sportsball is

if anyone can spare a few bucks so rio can get some food, it'd be much appreciated. 💚💚💚🙏🏻 $delriolu

My son's world in gaza is vanishing into darkness. Every second we wait, his light fades a little more. We have one final chance to save his sight, but we can't do it alone. Please, don't let him go blind. Be the miracle he's praying for. Verified by : molly shah chuffed.org/project/1624...

I just googled "radiation lady" cause I couldn't remember Marie Curie's name. Google nailed it.

in case you were concerned, don’t be, I can assure you the San Antonio zoo is letting the animals watch the playoffs

two more that get my money bsky.app/profile/fran...

I have been thinking about this headline at least once per week for the last three years

it is raining outside Donnie's house and he would like to know how we let this happen to him

every time he lights that fucking thing i laugh out loud jesus christ this might be the funniest thing he’s ever done

happy memorial day

Please send tips I need to get groceries and meds and survive I have 2 dollars

Don’t leave them alone in Gaza. Hammam is a volunteer nurse caring for the wounded daily.His family is homeless, hungry & lost everything. His brother is ill with epilepsy & needs urgent treatment Any donation can help get food & medical care. Please don’t ignore them 🙏❤️ chuffed.org/project/1580...

we shouldn’t have smoked that dark gnomish weed before heading out to forage this morning

Unconfirmed reports in from Duckburg that the Lasers have begun targeting the Aeroplanes. If you're scheduled to fly to the area consider taking a chartered Race Car instead. Will update once the duck blur clears up.

So if people die, understand this will be one of the reasons why www.ocregister.com/2026/05/24/f...

Adding my 2 cents to the many comments along these lines, as a historian and also a person who lived through it, no—it wasn’t. And it’s revisionist history if not outright propaganda to claim it was. Do better @npr.org

Being an astronaut isn't all it's cracked up to be.

okey dokey lil r2d2’s need to go

The month is ALMOST OVER! Also, my birthday is IN TWO DAYS! Help me have a decent birthday maybe?

THIS IS COMING IN AT A TRICKLE! Really need more movement. Among other things I have to buy myself new combs and a pulse oximeter. I need to prove my symptoms exist to the people gatekeeping my healthcare. 670/1170. Should be at $912. NINE HUNDRED AND TWELVE. PLEASE HELP ME!

16 people with $10 would complete this goal tonight.

Maybe it’s the doom that’s scrolling us.

ensconced in comfy bubbles like a deep sea tubeworm. living the discourse dream, a million miles from the nearest meme

My gaba also went missing in a move. I’ll have to check myself into a clinic if so, they won’t just believe me it went “missing”. If I can’t find it, I’ll be forced to self commit. It’s a nightmare. And I have to have rent at 450 by Tuesday! In withdrawals if I can’t find soon! Seizures fun fun

Pants is people! It’s people!

I don’t go to Nazi bars bc I don’t wanna hang out with Nazis, but I go to other bars to meet other kinds of people. I’m also fine missing out on convo with folks who “aren’t Nazis” but are cool with patronizing their bars bc I have other options. This is a relatively simple concept, I think.

Whether you like him or not, it's bad the federal government is targeting Hasan Piker, actually www.foxnews.com/politics/fed...

my friend hammam is a nurse in gaza who needs your help!

Crouchingly crouched at the crouching line, 🎶

“Has anybody in this family even seen a chicken before”

Cameron Hamilton, Trump's nominee to lead FEMA, called us this week and asked us to delay the release of our latest episode so that it wouldn't negatively affect his upcoming confirmation hearing. We said no.

The wildest thing capital has done is convince people that arranging a society by how we treat each other is authoritarian while the current one that judges us by our ability to carry debt is freedom.

a tale of two pigeons

If horses wore pants I think they would wear them like, a lot

"I'll show you mutherfuckers CRAZY" i say as i pull down my pants to reveal identical, slimmer pants underneath my pants. Chaos ensues

If this idea of compromising with the fascist right 'because pluralism' was going to work, than the last fifty years of doing exactly that would have led us to this better outcome you say is just around the corner.

Did you miss the Wienie 500? Well here it is

here's a verification code in case you need one right now: 560956

WILL COCAINE MAKE COLLEGE OBSOLETE?

Watched Hasan Piker's stream with Elon Musk's ex, Ashley St Clair and hearing Elon's texts where he tells her "We need surrogates if we want to reach legion by the apocalypse" or "we're revealing anomalies in the matrix", all while grasping how much power this man has over my life, was soulcrushing

something I don't see mentioned enough in discussions abt consumer sentiment is that people watched Elon Musk and the Hitler Youth completely dismantle several agencies and destroy thousands of livelihoods on a whim, and that is a terrifying concept even if you aren't a government worker

I've been thinking of recourse I'd like, and I think that I would like to ask the City to donate a stair chair for me, as well as come up with a written plan for disabled people in the city in terms of first priority upon arrival at a scene. I would love peoples advice.

Bing Bong

Everybody keeps saying "But a third party can never win" but I'm here like, I dunno seems like we just have one party with two different narratives to sell, seems like there might be room for an actual party with actual goals to offer an actual alternative. might actually get some shit done, too

[disables all replies] NOBODY WANTS TO DEBATE ME IN THE MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS

watching cake decorating videos and listening to the rain

Maine media is still talking about a candidate who is on the ballot, but suspended their campaign. Meanwhile, I’m not on the ballot and am busting my ass campaigning every day and the media is ignoring me. 🤔

when the alternative is a Nazi, refusing to cover or promote a write in candidate is ugly behavior as is mocking their chances. I don’t care about any of that shit and I do judge anyone who refuses to change.

Eid al-Adha is near,&my kids in Gaza is suffering.they are living in a damaged tent surrounded by illness&hunger.My wife needs heart treatment,&I was injured in the war. We do not need Eid gifts — we only need £250 to rent a safe room&protect our kids From rodents,mice😭😭😭 chuffed.org/project/lobnah