Dolphin Pilot
@theamitie.bsky.social
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Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
Sisyphus probably was happy from like attempt 50 to 10,000, but after that you gotta imagine it was a bit more tedious. Like listening to baby shark
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In every harbaugh family, there must be an evil one and a good one
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
about 6 hours ago
We’re gonna eat you. With forks.
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PLUR1BUS (2025)
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Will Harris
about 7 hours ago
"Oh my god did you see Andy's swing? Hahaha" "Holy shit, I threw the ball in the ground and he still swung at it. He looked so fucking stupid I couldn't breathe"
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Love seeing the chargers o line introduce themselves and they’re all ranked last at each position by pff
about 7 hours ago
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Yall got any more JSN receptions
about 9 hours ago
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The New Market Ineffeciency
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about 11 hours ago
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Seattle-Arizona is 28-0 already and there’s 3 quarters left to play
about 11 hours ago
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The Chicago bears are going to the Super Bowl
about 12 hours ago
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Cleveland browns lose because of a neutral zone infraction lol
about 12 hours ago
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The Chicago bears are gonna win the football game
about 12 hours ago
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My son, who is 3 years old, has never seen the bills lose to the dolphins
about 12 hours ago
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[guy who loses one bet voice] I’m never gambling again
about 12 hours ago
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Drake Maye giveth and Drake Maye taketh away
about 12 hours ago
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These dudes are the stupidest fucking people on the face of the earth
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about 12 hours ago
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The Buffalo bills have lost the Mandate of Heaven
about 13 hours ago
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Tez Johnson rocks
about 13 hours ago
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Lost the bet
about 13 hours ago
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Lmfao
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about 13 hours ago
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A second hingle mccringleberry celebration has hit the red zone
about 15 hours ago
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JJ McCarthy is right that in order to be a good QB, you have to be corny sometimes
about 15 hours ago
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Uncle Pitt
about 16 hours ago
Good Score™️
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If you got bases loaded and one out, there’s a half dozen ways to score. Dodgers got extremely lucky the ball was hit right at Rojas AND that he made that play
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about 15 hours ago
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Can’t believe I’m gonna say this, but I agree with jomboy that IKF not taking a bigger secondary lead was the right call and that a back pick or a double-off would’ve been more disastrous.
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Dan of the Year
about 17 hours ago
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Prickle is about to sing wrecking ball at karaoke and tear the place apart
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about 17 hours ago
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Sean T. Collins
about 18 hours ago
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
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Otgonbayar is my dude
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Daniel Kibblesmith
1 day ago
I support Plur1bus’s mission of giving an X-Files writer what appears to be a billion dollars.
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I bet it’d be really nice to chit chat and have a beer with
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The alien thing in pluribus is really chill
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Unbelievably sick Jesus Lizard shirt
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Lil man just spent 20 minutes screaming and throwing things because I asked him to put on underwear and I think he fell asleep
1 day ago
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[TMNT font] Mamdani’s text generator
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@assbott.bsky.social
ok whoever’s running the account, stop having assbott reply to random tweets
1 day ago
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bakoon
1 day ago
he immerses you in minute details. incredible sound design work. the precise hollow plastic tapping of a massive adult father having a panic attack and fumbling wildly at the seatback touch screen on an airplane
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I read it and my god, this is basically spitting on his grave (deservedly)
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Emily C. Hughes
1 day ago
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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🦃 ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 🦃
2 days ago
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@assbott.bsky.social
assbott they killed Charlie Kirk
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If they ever make it into a movie, they should cast Tim Robinson as Captain White because I’m pretty sure Tim saying “oh my god” right after this paragraph would be the funniest thing anybody has ever said
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1 day ago
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In reading blood meridian for the second or third time and remembering why I stopped
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Alex Blechman
over 1 year ago
We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being
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BGs soccer team didn’t score but they had 4 chances and stopped the ball from going in 4 times so it was a classic epl 0-0 match
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The only person he’s ever experienced this with was his mom
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My favorite part of pluribus so far is the “We” people saying “we want you to join us” and then “no wait not… not that way”
1 day ago
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Love to watch pluribus and see an old improv coach
2 days ago
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Lil man just threw a football and hit me square in the eyes with a perfect spiral
2 days ago
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Mmm most of the non political ones are him but not nearly as charismatic or fun
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