Love to watch pluribus and see an old improv coach

Lil man just threw a football and hit me square in the eyes with a perfect spiral

Mmm most of the non political ones are him but not nearly as charismatic or fun

My god this is evil, even for this Supreme Court

I finally watched a clip of Pluribus that wasn’t the woman howling at the moon and it looks really good

Had to figure this is what happened. Terrible news but I’m glad people gave them space to grieve in private before they were ready to announce it

Look at this cute shirt for lil man

ICE is a terrorist organization

You all massively oversold this, there’s no mysteries to solve. They do math and things

the lib economic buzzword of the cycle shifting from “abundance” to “affordability”

Hey, got some bad news for you. You know that thing you’re always insecure about? Everybody notices it all of the time

Tough times out here for scammers

BG: my friend said a bad word Me: oh what did she say? BG: she said “I’m a fuckhead”

I have no money but I’m legit thinking about buying this bumper sticker

Kinda wild things have been going real bad for the Everyone is 12 politicians and pundits since it was tweeted

Most teams in Denver are Ba'athist and cursed

We regret to inform you that lil man is only in the 98th percentile for height now 😔

I need some of you to use alt text on your images because I’m old and don’t know what you’re referencing anymore. My brain is Swiss cheese from all of the COVID and concussions

Love it when a mysterious new illness with very weird symptoms becomes something the entire family has

Completely forgot mark shapiro is the president of the Jays, another absolutely cursed man

He’s back, folks. And he’s better than ever awooo

It sucks when you eat a fry from a fry… holder thing and then there’s less fries because you ate one

Sandwich man leaving court

Up next on Jimmy Kimmel, the sandwich guy

It sucks not having money

I feel less bad about beating the blue jays after this

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

Non-brand content 😔 where is grave digger ???

There should be a tv show of the monster jam trucks solving mysteries

Just coughed so hard a full apple came out of my mouth. Hope this doesn’t portend bad things

12 Hangry Men

People will be like “we must end white supremacy” but love bluey 😔

Crash incoming

Hey quick question, what happens after you starve an army in historical contexts

Cover just dropped. Coming in 2026 from Oxford University Press.

Absolutely hilarious this man got famous for being a great reliever, then for being racist and homophobic about New York, then became a bad reliever, so now all he has is being racist about New York

Dodgers now have more World Series titles than the giants and are undefeated against them in the playoffs. Not many people know this

When your tron ares performance gets negative reviews

Curtis Sliwa, a complete maniac and deeply prejudiced republican, has treated Zohran Mamdani with more respect than a gigantic chunk of "liberal" politicians and public figures. He has treated him like a human being which is more than I can say about shit like this.

Absolutely incredible

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After some deliberations, my friends and I have noticed line changes in hockey are pretty inefficient, so here’s some ideas: 1. A reverse firefighter pole/pneumatic tube that shoots a player up onto the ice 2. Hunger game-style platforms 3. A slide to get on and a slide to get off

This is not inside dodger stadium, it’s outside the gates which the dodgers don’t have control over, but you should absolutely still make noise about it

I ran into a server at a bar and put my hand in the Salad she was serving to someone and was absolutely mortified and she just said in the most world weary server voice “you gotta look where you’re going.” It was a Cobb salad and I had blue cheese all over my hand

Because it’s where the hockey players jack off their peeners

Everybody who wanted Mamdani to lose is either a billionaire or a patty Harrison-sewed-into-the-Charlie-brown-float millionaire who has no more money coming in

All of the hockey guys are friends