I don’t love being in a society where you can sell enough pillows to do meaningful damage to democracy or sell enough children’s books to do a genocide or sell enough chicken sandwiches to abolish gay marriage That all seems like a ridiculous way to do society to me

As infuriating as this is, I'm actually delighted to discover that the NYT has an entire verified account on this website dedicated to being a smug, insufferable reply guy to people correctly calling them out for their Vichy bullshit.

If Cordelia Chase has no defenders I am dead

I have to know what phishing email he opened to make this happen

this image is about to get so much work.

Only at CPAC can you buy a "make America godly again" bumper sticker before listening to a speech from a guy who paid a 17yr old for sex

Imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough.

last night i finally stopped seeing the blake treinen goatee whenever i close my eyes, to celebrate i think i'll put on the ball game

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image

It’s been hours and I’m still not over the fact that we have a reliever called that

the dingeringian

He looks like an off brand matrix villain

Opening Day should be a national holiday ⚾

Go Phils, go Flyers

Who the fuck is this Pop person and why is he Hot

"Warmest Phillies home opener in history" is not a great thing to hear

Might need to recreate my "top button undone no undershirt" thread from twitter this season

go phils

First GOOD JOB KYLE of the season!

That's was fast

told ya

OPENING DAY SCHWARBOMB?!?!?!?!

Andrew McCutchen is a Ranger???

Time for me to get rabidly horny for baseball players

Paul Skenes almost got out of the 1st inning like he almost enlisted in the military

She’s electable if you fucking vote for her!!!

hi, sorry, not sure i follow. could you rephrase this but in an even more embarrassing way for an adult to talk

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

⚾🔔

If Skenes keeps pitching like this, Livvy Dunne is going to leave him for Baby Gronk

Happy Opening Day! Here are some panels from New Mutants #21, which I just covered as a guest on the Mutant Menace pod with @fatreber.bsky.social & @mattaukamp.bsky.social. We also talked X-Men Evolution, cultural fetishization, baseball, gay stuff & more. Check it out! zencastr.com/z/cuWWiSTU

Even if you don't care about any of this stuff, it should be important to you because it's clear Netflix doesn't give a shit about this broadcast and we're going to be stuck with this

happy first "well i guess i'll see what else is on" of the season everybody

Logan Webb tonight

"The MLB season kicks off with an 8 pm Yankees-Giants matchup streaming on Netflix!" I hope the MLBPA demands to string Manfred up like a pinata to end the lockout next year.

Happy baseball season

yeah, that's kinda how i feel about the country right now, good job

Unfortunately I swore to never give Netflix another dime once they cracked down on account sharing, so this game - an inter-league contest between two teams I hate on Not Opening Day - is simply none of my business.

Well, now I know how to greet everyone tomorrow

every atlantic post should come with a picture of their editor with Ghislane Maxwell

In retrospect, of all the days to forget to take my meds, the one day per month that I have a two hour meeting that keeps me in the office late is probably the least ideal.

Derelict Gods of The Northwest

maybe he was on to something, maybe we were too hard on him (we weren't)

Ah shit