no freaking way

this game is visually upsetting the way forced perspective illusions in the park can be if you're the wrong height and i kind of love that.

robert evans and joe kasabian doing a podcast explaining Warhammer specifically to explain maga feels like it's coming out way too late, but i'm here for it.

Been trying to read some isekai lately.

what could be more family friendly than breasts, the first symbol of life and love we encounter in this cruel world?

*on a boat with 9 engines but 4 of them are pointed the exact opposite direction so it moves at the exact same speed it would as if it had one engine, yet still expends the energy of 9* Of course it goes slow, it’s a big boat

obsession was great. women are terrifying.

at the theater. not for star wars, but hopefully they kill baby yoda in this one two.

six foot tall lesbians everywhere nodding and tearing up

Rise of skywalker the funniest movie of all time. Finn spends the whole movie trying to make a confession of love, then the director said he wanted to tell her he has super powers. The hero and villain kiss at the end and then the company issued a statement that it was platonic

"There's no cameras where Tom is."

You mean Balatro minus one?

Quote this post with an old piece that you still like. #mermay

Every commencement speech intended to get grads excited about the future being AI slop reminds me of Monty Burns genuinely thinking he’s doing good by leaving no sea creature unwasted by recycling them into slurry.

why do gaming mouses just die after almost exactly one year, i wonder? granted, i mostly buy cheap gaming mouses (because i'll have to buy another in a year, no matter the price point), but they still make optical mouses for office setups that will last a decade no problem.

Look at how they massacred my boy

not to call anyone out specifically: many cises responding they didn't know and imo that speaks to how most ppl have done no work interrogating the transphobia they've spent their lives absorbing. would you say that i am a whitewoman or a jewishwoman? i bet you wouldn't, even by accident!

i love stopping behind dogs at lights. they're so happy to be at a stop light, it's infectious.

steam powered onshole.

Operation Bacta Blast

I know it sounds frivolous but mentally after how rough the lead up has been (chronic pain flare whole time this week), stewing in thoughts of my mortality (heart condition) and my life thus far & shortcomings within it... I need a good day. #helpsky #birthdaywish #blacksky #fundsky 💸💕

star wars guy named baco tell

you should be able to embed the final fantasy battle victory music to posts about Lunch Wins like this worth the hype. haters in shambles

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

One of the reasons I don't like this "Israel runs the US"/"Musk stole the election"/"Putin controls Trump" stuff is that it completely eliminates our role in ending the atrocities this country does.

The goal is to curb international travel to the US *period*, and eventually to seal the borders fully except for people who’ve bought Trump’s golden passports and racist whites being imported to replace the existing population.

platner claims he got a tattoo he didnt understand. i got a tattoo no one understands. we are not the same

hah hah people are arguing about what today??

star wars guy named baco tell

colossal biosciences unveiling its latest "de-extinction"

good lord

a tale of two gallaghers, both alike in dignity.

the best part about girls is being one.

oh sorry ma’am-

looking in a mirror and just smiling.

Found it

The whole family put on their graduation regalia for pics and Rollo is so sick of our shit (not pictured: baby in cap and gown)

Libs are really like, "Barney Frank was right. He's been advocating for an incremental approach to transgender rights for several decades now, dating all the way back to when transgender people had more rights."

On the tube

shots day

one of the major clues that social housing tenants haven't in fact won the lotto is that they need social housing

mickey and minnie are not married, so does that mean king mickey and queen minnie are just boyfriend and girlfriend who happen to be a king and queen respectively? many implications if so.

"I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, sora"

for a moment i thought kingdom hearts 2 was about to let me team up with megara and kill james woods, but alas.

what the hell dude

in the final dungeon of kindom hearts you help beast rescue belle because it's a game about saving princesses. this is convenient, because putting him in the final dungeon instead of his own france you don't have to address the whole kidnapping thing.

everyone does the napkin math on what would happen if we redistributed the defense budget or the wealth of billionaires, i wonder if anyone's done the math on money wasted on stuff like the metaverse and ai.

when the horror story features haunted mushrooms 🤌🏻