be the person your cat deserves you to be, and you will know pure joy and love beyond measure

i have built an endgame strategy around her spamming 🫠

everyone in this is like "the sane voice of the left" of us politics now.

giggling at this for five straight minutes

there's a story about hideaki anno that when he was finishing the scripts for eva he shut himself up in his apartment for a month and shaved off all his hair, which he describes as a creative rebirth. but that makes him sound sort of like a qanon shut in. anyhow here's a podcast about kamen rider.

"hey, babe, can you send some noods?" she tosses another cavatappi with pesto into my waiting mouth

what's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?

trying to talk patiently with someone on here about a strong disagreement because my first impulse is to insult their intelligence in a way that gets applause which is satisfying but feels like a waste of time.

"i'm going to take their q/up!"

ok extremely funny that the horizon mmo has unreal engine sex doll character creator. total cultural victory for the guys that got mad about aloy's peach fuzz or whatever

The rat king is a being of love and togetherness

shots day, ladies, don't forget to take your shots

impulse bought some dippin dots as a treat and you know what? these absolutely are as good as i remember when i was a kid.

aaron i would like to add my voice to those recommending you look at the ‘department of war’ account just once

Listen, I laughed at the caption

Everyone is always like, wow Viggo Mortensen was so HOT as Aragorn which is crazy because how is he incredibly sexy, the lead actor in one of the biggest movies of all time, while not being a household name to the extent he should have been. Its because of how vocal he was about antimperiali-

Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch

America can't be fascist because I'm not doing anything about it

Episode 109 ft. @newfie.bsky.social: Shin Kamen Rider (2023) It's tokusatsu time with long time listener, first time caller, Newfie. We're exploring Hideaki Anno's take on the prolific Japanese superhero. We tackle cults, covid conspiracies, contradiction, and the contents of Charlie's dreams.

did darth revan go darkside or light side when she got her second choice? not the "canon" revan, the revan who matters to you.

a trend with my job is hetcis people pretending to be gay or trans thinking they'll be able to get away with stuff which is both crazy and deeply concerning.

how did i start this career as a grave digger? funny story, that. see, i thought the career i wanted was vengeance, but i got some advice that made me realize how much i love digging graves.

this is literally skibidi toilet they made cod skibidi toilet

The only people who can use this bench now are secret agents

trying to be nicer to strangers is difficult because my heart is full of contempt, i think that's why i decided to be weird and unlikeable in the first place.

Ass coal beer

this is... disordered thinking. the shooting in butler had nothing to do with someone "getting close to the truth". the revelations are shocking but it is important thar you do not become unmoored from reality. stay sane so that you can seek justice. don't do whatever this is.

can anyone tell me why washington is somehow so institutionally catholic because my sister was telling me when she was looking for graduate programs there most of the things were catholic. What Is Going On There

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everyone stop and take a moment to appreciate how pyramidal my mom's cat is

Its so funny how much merch and longevity Over the Garden Wall has after all this time despite being 10 episodes long and a completed narrative and yet CN or WB just decided to never do that kind of thing again.

brasso is unfortunately camouflaged by my hardwood floor

"Your experiences were horrific. Here at bluesky, I'm going to make sure that those promising to normalize what you went through never experience any social consequences ever."

“If you're arguing against us while using our language, we're winning." –GW Bush advisor Matt Dowd as the proto-fascist “war on terror” raged

can anyone who speaks french tell me what french shrek's accent is?

I have a series of new glass mini wreaths in the shop. They're gorgeous on Christmas trees but also look great as wall hangings. $50. I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank. nora.jewelry

Catholic Church - F2P U.S. Government - Gacha British royalty - guaranteed bundles

remember when the team ninja game came out and everybody assumed it was team ninjas sexism that made samus seem so weird? nope, it was nintendo's sexist vision all along.

this is just untrue the catholic church's sex trafficking isn't a for profit thing they're in it for the love of the game

"nothing personal, kid. we just can't have you coming back for revenge."

"towel cues"

More than 800,000 people in Arizona’s 7th Congressional District finally have a voice in the U.S. House again, after Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva was sworn in on Wednesday following a record-setting 50-day delay from Republican Speaker Mike Johnson ohiocapitaljournal.com/briefs/with-...

chat, i need a second opinion. if you see a tweet from someone you don't follow and who doesn't follow you, when you reply to the poster do you think they were talking to you, or are you deciding to talk to them if you reply?

Plain reposting this doesn’t seem to actually be getting it in the timeline so I’m trying this. Why is bsky prejudiced against Heathcliff?

this was maybe the first viral tweet i encountered. i laughed like everyone else, but over the years i have decided we all misunderstood what she uses twitter for and how she uses it.

I offered her some pumpkin

Look who's at the bar!