Cut my life into pieces My son is also Bort

dragon age ii update: team fenris?

netflix's big pitch for the stranger things series finale was that it would be about two hours long and not surprise or upset you in any way. that sounds like a joke but that was what the actual press kit said and they delivered on time and on-spec.

if you finish season 5 of stranger things and need more stranger things why not watch season 4 again. do you even remember anything about season 4? *whispers* do you still remember 5?

*Witch cackles*

[sean connery as joseph of aramathea] "jesush wash the dog'sh name!"

after writing four seasons of stranger things they were fresh out of stuff they remember from 80s movies to put in. one guy stood up and said "what about a fat kid all the heroes hate and are real shitty to, y'know, for the audience to laugh at?" they fired him and prompted an ai for the same idea.

i wonder if the euphoria i feel on shot day is a result of surging hormones or just positivty and happiness because the act itself feels so affirming

I thought I was already following you, a true Bluesky story.

january will be a month of transition one way or the other.

in order to defeat the evil all the stranger things kids have to do exactly one pullup and they all do totally effortlessly and it goes completely unacknowledged.

i never understood dl guys when i was younger. "isn't that just lying?" i thought. i couldn't concieve of a guy who has sex with other guys on the reg but also knows, in his heart, that he is straight. but i have seen so many "guys" take estrogen and insist it's for other reasons and like, oh. okay

Untitled Yakuza Game

yeah, so, when i was ranting and raving about bugonia there was... an aspect to it i'm not sure i mentioned.

I'm starting to wonder whether the "only meat and raw water" diet might not actually be optimal

kinda want to live tweet what i assume will be a trainwreck of the stranger things finale, but i guess i should not because i've already seen people complaining that even seeing screenshots of the terrible cgi "ruins" it for thim. ruins what, i wonder? how invested are you actually?

i've never been prouder to be a new yorker than i am today

It's kind of funny that the NYCMayor Twitter account just changes names without archiving the old posts so now it's @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's name on all of Eric Adams' old tweets

i can't believe a politician's spouse owns some fancy clothes. olympus has fallen.

stranger things has been a real cultural watershed moment for us in that we all allowed ourselves to get really mad at some kids for aging in front of our eyes. we know it's not their fault, the ravages of time come for us all, but we all agree we hate to see it on our tvs.

i love the genre of political photography that's supposed to communicate that a politician is hard at work but instead communicates that the photographer is going around taking creep shots.

oscar isaac had a christian ska band... oh no... oh no...

Oh my god it’s gorgeous.

Want to feel old? Too bad, you do.

stranger things teens joining the blood war (1999)

what would it take for you to break a law? how much do you have to disagree with a law before you, personally, would break it and argue that you were right to do so?

Sadly, I don't think liberals are embarrassed; I think they don't like immigration. Clinton signed both NAFTA and the Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act.

so, wait, was trump taking super doses of aspirin the whole time kennedy was trying to say it caused autism? like, hypocrisy is the lowest order problem in this but what the heck, man...

The people who worked on Disney's Frozen would be incredible at writing yuri, but Disney doesn't allow that so they accidentally made a hallmark siscon instead.

they added another day to calibration

omw to steal your girl

2026 gonna be the year i finally clean my room

3 preliminary rules for "successful" 💾🐎 on social media: 1: always be a humanist. even if it's not: that's a human being you're yelling at, not an account. 2: always say what you mean. do NOT perform for an audience. 3: always be aware that despite rule 2, you ARE always performing for an audience.

you need to look at this in the context of "they're trying to pass a law that would jail parents for ten years if their kid is trans."

We tried so hard to raise the alarm. Is anyone paying attention yet?

Has anyone done this yet

"we're here to inspect your daycare center"

now learning that "devil's advocate" is an actual job that a catholic cardinal used to have.

do you trust me? guthib.com

all the other robins trying to convince damien that this was him

Today is the *first* day you can repost this...

Scrolling the bluesky timeline be like

Mikey NO!!

In 1773, a crack monastic order was dissolved by the Catholic church for a heresy they didn’t commit. Today, still wanted by the Holy Office, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire - the J-Team.

Yesterday I snapped a camera phone shot of an inchworm, not realizing that there was a springtail riding it like Shai-Hulud! (It looks like a darker cylinder at the top of the arch. TBH not an efficient mode of transport, the springtail moves about as fast on its own.) #bugsky #insects #Dune

Good morning ☔️ First dino snuggles of the new year!

Look at this freaking weirdo.