Why would you use GitHub to distribute a font of all things and not make it clear on the page how to actually get the font? Am I just a clueless normie and I'm missing a giant GET FONT button? Is this page even for distribution of the font? Do I have to compile something? God I miss websites.

I'm not ADDICTED to social media, don’t be dramatic. I just feel bad when I can’t check it and life away from it doesn’t excite me and I choose it over activities I used to enjoy and I have to check it way more often to get the same rush I got at first and I shun loved ones who

The punishment for throwing trash on the ground shouldn’t be a fine, it should be forcing the offender to wear the trash around their neck for a week so everyone who sees them knows what they did. The Scarlett Litter.

Backrooms (2026)

JOHN 20:17 Jesus saith unto Mary Magdalene, "Touch me not." JOHN 20:18 And Mary Magdalene, hearing these words, saith unto Him: "First of all: rude. Second of all, you've been dead for three days, I promise my first impulse is not to grab ahold of you."

i dont like peacocks. too many eyes

like a fly bonking against glass but if flies did that because they were just so mad at the window

When I Like one of Eize's posts: I appreciate Eize, and what's more, I respect him and want him to know that he is worthy of my praise and love. Also: oh hey!

Child Protective Services, but for protecting adults from having to be around children.

I was once told by an editor at a prominent game company "failed novelists make poor rpg content writers"

Hey! My good friend @mihealsick.bsky.social designed this and it's been his passion project for literally decades. In fact, trying to make a Wheel Of Time game was his entry into board game design. It's so cool that he got to make this a reality and that the Kickstarter is doing so well.

Six weeks in, things are going pretty great over here! I think I'm settling in well, I love the team, and I haven't done anything stupid like accidentally reveal that Root: Homeland pre-orders are secretly live on our website a day ahead of schedule.

You know the gag at the end where the green screen cuts out and I'm not actually in my office? Turns out, my office was the best place to film this, so I lugged the green screen up the stairs and set it up in here for the bit. Behind the green screen at the end is just...my actual office window.

The problem with solo RPGs is you want to play a sourcebook but they make you write a novel.

The problem with a lot of TTRPGs is that the designer really wanted to write a novel. The problem with a lot of novels is that the author really wanted to create an RPG sourcebook. Maybe we can work out some sort of exchange?

Child Protective Services, but for protecting adults from having to be around children.

In my area, there is a long-established pizza chain called Pagliacci’s. Have eaten there for decades. So I get to read your post as “experience symptoms of depression and hopelessness, ask your doctor if pizza is right for you.”

If you regularly experience symptoms of depression and hopelessness, ask your doctor if Pagliacci is right for you. (Pagliacci is not appropriate for everyone. If you ARE Pagliacchi, Pagliacci may not help and may make symptoms worse.)

When I get a Like: “This person appreciates me, and what’s more: they respect me and and they want me to know that I am worthy of their praise and love. I have truly improved their day by posting.” When I hit Like: “oh hey”

Hell yeah I'm an incel (INternet CELebrity)

There has to be a stoner metal cruise that beat them to market right?

I don't think the world had catch-22s until the book. Kinda like how the world was in black and while until the 50s

Has there been a comedy cruise yet called the “Riff Raft”?

Weird how we didn’t really have an easy way to say “catch-22” until Catch-22 came out.

I saw this in a theatre and it was incredible. Vodka may have been involved.

To film Russian Ark, a cameraman had to carry an extremely heavy camera rig for an unbroken 96 minute shot. When the grueling shoot was over, the cast & crew gave him a rousing ovation, everyone did a shot of vodka, and he was taken to a hospital. This is how every creative project should end.

When I get a Like: “This person appreciates me, and what’s more: they respect me and and they want me to know that I am worthy of their praise and love. I have truly improved their day by posting.” When I hit Like: “oh hey”

The “your highness” never gets old! 😂. I can’t believe my kids were that little! Or that five years has passed already!

Aren’t you a little short for a real meeting?

"It wasn't a real meeting."

Hell yeah I'm a bitch (BIg TCHotchke collector)

Twitter was a PvP (poster vs poster) server but I’ll be darned if you aren’t doing your best to make bluesky PvE (poster vs EizeBasa)

Introducing Melted: A Messy Ice Cream Game! No kickstarters this year! Preorder on my website now! Coming in July! Art by @wildkatstudio.bsky.social !

Hell yeah I'm an incel (INternet CELebrity)

A rival professional development outfit for those with supernatural abilities focuses on building core skills, then combining those learnings into advanced training, level by level. Taught by an instructor with a wolfish grin, Jacob, at his training center, Jacob’s Ladder.

A professional development class for immortals to help them stay on top of changes in the modern world. Taught by an undying instructor named Edward, or as his students call him: Continuing Ed.

Of course I know Wario is evil but I always pick him because I’m able to separate the kart from the kartist

The money goes into an escrow account that gets shared out to everyone who had to read the post

But can I grind out free post gems by liking posts or creating starter packs?

Everybody knows you can get better bundle pack prices at Costco though.

Do I get stickers? I'm only buying BLUESKY POST PACKS™ if I get stickers.

🎉 Introducing BLUESKY POST PACKS™, now available to purchase online in the Bluesky Store! 4 posts: $1.99 22 posts: $4.99 48 posts: $11.99 120 posts: $24.99 210 posts: $49.99 (💎Best Value💎)

I'm using one of my five pack to tell you that this is a great idea

KURT VONNEGUT: Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred skeets and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get a skeet because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one skeet.

postage stamps

*confused pensioner buying $200 worth of posts*: "It's to pay a bill, apparently I owe this raccoon a bunch of money."

I had a dream you had to pay to post, and you could only purchase posts at brick and mortar stores, in the checkout aisle beside the gift cards. In my dream I was at Target with a friend and bought a five-pack of posts. Anyway, that’s a good idea and we should do that.

It's amazing they can make the knives light enough for them to carry

(Tuesday's staff meeting) “Good morning everyone, sorry I'm late...I stayed up until 2 AM reading about butterfly knives.”