And so the clock strikes midnight on another Sunday night, and once again I just want to say to all of my followers out there from the bottom of my heart: I wish 120 Minutes was coming on right now.

120 MINUTES was an absolute oasis in pre-internet pop culture. So many bands that you could ONLY find there (TV-wise) became ubiquitous online later (and relatively recently). A pioneer. consequence.net/2026/07/dave...

I sometimes catch myself wishing there were Starbucks that were bigger and more secluded, where I could just work without buying anything, and then I realize those are called “libraries.”

I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make myself miserable.

Lovecraft is hilarious. All the stories are just someone saying they are shaking in their boots from sheer terror and then describes a really big rock or a foreigner.

Just woke up from rolling a 6. And by "just" I mean 25 minutes ago but this is the first time since then that I've been able to interact with your so-called reality.

We're nearly ready! We'll be live in about 10 minutes!

That's funny because I keep wishing that this library was noisier and had worse coffee

I sometimes catch myself wishing there were Starbucks that were bigger and more secluded, where I could just work without buying anything, and then I realize those are called “libraries.”

Everyone's always like "Now that you're 'Bluesky official' are you ever tempted to troll the fanbase with hints about fake projects?" C'mon, I don't have time for shenanigans like that! I have to put the finishing touches on our officially licensed Final Fantasy/Root crossover game.

Oh my god, did you hear about Trump's latest embarrassing gaffe? I can't believe this, but he just mixed up Steve “Munchkin” Jackson with Steve “Games Workshop” Jackson. #25thAmendmentNOW

Of course people who are against libraries don’t know how to use a comma.

Expansion Pack: The Whoops You Slept 9 Hours And Now It's One A.M. Module

They’re making the Cryptkeeper woke. He’s gonna say “boils, ghouls and slay/phlegms.” It was on the news.

Same actress

so hard to get invested in mysteries set in the past. "oh no, that guy is dead." yeah and so is everyone else on screen, so what

Let’s play my new roll'n' write game Afternoon Nap! Roll a d6: 1: The nap has rejuvenated you! 2-5: Taking a nap was the worst decision you have ever made 6: You now exist in a liminal space where time has no meaning, the clock says 4:47 but you no longer have context for what that means

me, sitting in a Gloomhaven box: agreed

Somebody get this woman a board game review channel!

Somebody get this woman a board game review channel!

Okay but imagine the poster-size stickers in that copy of Cozy Stickerville and how gloriously satisfying it would be to post them ... And now I would kinda love to do that for a convention and have people pass through to help paste up the big stickers

The Spiel des Jahres use to be lighter games….

Experts agree: the best games have four letter names.

I wouldn’t have voted for any of these games. Board games shouldn’t be this large, it’s completely impractical.

For sale, baby brain, never used

try to live your life such that when you die no one makes a post scolding people for speaking ill of the dead

Dying while everyone is waiting for another guy to die is a really good bit.

Same actress

And so ends another long week posting on bluesky dot com...

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make mistakes.

Now who is going to resurface that road?

just use the xerox machine at kinkos

The Kinkos branding was so strong that people still call it that even though there hasn't been a store by that name in 18 years. There are people who can vote who say "Kinko's" even though it's been FedEx Office their entire lives.

they should combine vapes with harmonicas

Some foods are getting really expensive! Drugs, for instance

SCOOP: my inside sources are now confirming that Spider-Man: Brand New Day adapts the classic storyline where the Hulk murders a bunch of rollerskaters for listening to disco music too loud.

Logo doodle I made this morning. Yeah, IDK either. This kind of modular lettering is fun to play around with, but hard to do well. This one looks a bit Tron, or maybe like something a particularly futuristic toothpaste brand might use…

I hope this goes viral just so you can say “this blew up”

ah ha ha ha hoisting other people with my petards RULES, I love it so much wait…hold on, where did I put that last one

I have a feeling Bluesky will be delighted to learn what Q-tips used be called:

Hey most of our work is done in-house, but we are open to new things. If you have something that you would fit our brand we will have a limited number of slots available at Gen Con 2026. forms.gle/iwTLC3H612Rr...

Most Leder Games releases are developed in-house, but we're always open to try new, interesting, and fun games. We have opened a limited number of slots for reviewing prototypes at Gen Con 2026. Apply to meet with us if your game would be a good fit: forms.gle/iwTLC3H612Rr...

Sometimes as a trivia host, a contestant gives you a perfect setup completely by coincidence.

Oh this is just GREAT, now for the rest of their lives a Leder Games employee can be like “one time I thought someone left the light on in the supply room but when I opened the door to turn it off my boss was standing in there in his undershirt eating tamales out of a can.”

It’s really sad how people in this hobby will gladly watch a 3-hour livestream of experienced content creators in a professional studio talking about hot new games, but nobody’s willing to watch me ramble incoherently into a 201417 Compaq webcam for even 45 minutes.

I have a feeling Bluesky will be delighted to learn what Q-tips used be called:

You know a social media site is wild if Bluesky users of all people are dunking on it for a disproportionately outraged response to a post they misread.

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

Witness the tagline to the ultimate cat and creature game, which could only be written by... Stephen King's COCAINE

When you forgot to write the movie poster’s tagline until 30 seconds before they’re printed: