It’s pretty close!

Mutual sent a lovely note about a recent personal thread and they were like “I love the way you write about life, you should make sincere posts more often” and I didn’t have the heart to tell them that literally when they sent that I was photoshopping Jeffrey Epstein next to the Robber from Catan.

We should do surprise parties for events other than birthdays. Like a surprise going-away party where everyone gets together and tells you to leave.

Sabrina Carpenter rocking the "they're coming to get you Barbara" look.

We once had a going-away party for my uncle after he left. A gone party, I guess

The surprise baby showers are the worst. I can't imagine finding out I was pregnant at one.

We should do surprise parties for events other than birthdays. Like a surprise going-away party where everyone gets together and tells you to leave.

Sabrina Carpenter rocking the "they're coming to get you Barbara" look.

Surreal to see my first published design in final production form at GAMA .. A lot of people have already received their preorder copies of Diplomacy: The Golden Blade .. Much excite!! 😀

TRUMP RUINED BAD TASTE John Waters at #NoKings in Provincetown (Pic via petermarietoto on X)

I just arrived at this going away bonfire and my the host came over and gave me a drink and a hug and said “thank you for giving us a perfect way for us to remember you: ‘he showed up two hours and forty-five minutes late to a party thrown in his own honor.’”

no seriously, the whole shack shimmies, your honor

I'm the Rupi Kaur of board game social media, all the dudes hate me and all their girlfriends love my work & think I'm a genius.

I gave a talk in Edinburgh recently that I have turned into an article. It's on how to interact with folk like myself when you have a game to promote. Hope you find it useful. giantbrain.co.uk/2026/03/28/h...

I love traveling and discovering all the ways other parts of the world do things differently. Check out this crazy urinal I discovered today! Wild, right? Still worked the same, though.

"For years I taught that players had to eradicate all four diseases, not just cure them. So...a lot of people out there think they lost games of Pandemic that they actually won." "Again, that sucks but it's not really a sin. How many more of these do you have?"

cause of death now impossible to know

Same actor.

Who Would Win? Kitty vs Tongs

Nibs. They break their fountain pen NIBS. Imagine getting sentenced to die and you’re just standing there shellshocked, thinking of your upcoming execution, and the whole time a 74yo judge is huffing and puffing, trying to break a pen in half, only to finally succeed and get ink fucking everywhere.

In a meeting at work digging my nails into my palms so hard they’re about to draw blood because this consultant who makes five times more than me keeps talking about a “nine quadrant strategy.”

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image

Stop playing Brass: Birmingham with that squirming sham and start playing Brass: Lancashire with this lanky squire.

"For years I taught that players had to eradicate all four diseases, not just cure them. So...a lot of people out there think they lost games of Pandemic that they actually won." "Again, that sucks but it's not really a sin. How many more of these do you have?"

This is why you are so beloved

Mutual sent a lovely note about a recent personal thread and they were like “I love the way you write about life, you should make sincere posts more often” and I didn’t have the heart to tell them that literally when they sent that I was photoshopping Jeffrey Epstein next to the Robber from Catan.

NATASHA MCELHONE: "I've always looked old for my age. I've never been the cute, cheeky girlfriend type. Luckily, that means there's less pressure on me to maintain a youthful appearance with Botox or cosmetic surgery." INTERVIEWER: "Fascinating! We'll lead with that…I've got the perfect headline."

"Your Mark Twain prize is right in here, Mr. Maher..."

The man who created Wonder Woman also invented the lie detector. One is a fantastical creation with no basis in reality that has been misinterpreted and appropriated in bad faith for decades, and the other is Wonder Woman.

The news has moved on, but ICE is still in Minneapolis. My neighbors are still patrolling streets, driving strangers to work, and providing aid. As a photojournalist at @propublica.org, I wanted to know: What do they look like in their daily lives? So I picked up my camera 👇

"Your Mark Twain prize is right in here, Mr. Maher..."

Discogs is older than Wikipedia by a few months.

The man who created Wonder Woman also invented the lie detector. One is a fantastical creation with no basis in reality that has been misinterpreted and appropriated in bad faith for decades, and the other is Wonder Woman.

She's a real "It girl"! (looks like Pennywise)

INTERVIEWER: There's a certain aesthetic to the way you live. You once talked about using good silver every day. JOAN DIDION: Well, every day is all there is.

The teaser for that new Harry Potter series raises an intriguing question: can you still support a series if the creator is terrible, and the prequel movie series is terrible, and the sequel play is terrible, and the original movies are terrible, and the source material is terrible, and

When I was 11 I won a design an ad contest where the prize was $50, I was so pumped to buy some sick Legos until I found out it wasn't cash it was a Patriot Bond I'd have to wait decades to be able to use. I'm pleased to report I cashed it today and immediately went and bought some sick ass Legos

i think learning hwo to appreciate boredom is one of the most valuable skills you can learn

INTERVIEWER: There's a certain aesthetic to the way you live. You once talked about using good silver every day. JOAN DIDION: Well, every day is all there is.

oh hey

*Can* one separate a garbage artist from their garbage art? A question for the ages.

The teaser for that new Harry Potter series raises an intriguing question: can you still support a series if the creator is terrible, and the prequel movie series is terrible, and the sequel play is terrible, and the original movies are terrible, and the source material is terrible, and

The canyons, mesas, and buttes of the American Southwest are nothing short of breathtaking. Pic unrelated.

It finally happened: I went to delete a reply so I could fix a typo and accidentally deleted the popular original post instead lol

If you're on a Wikipedia page with one of those unreadable pronunciation guides, copy the baffling IPA text and paste it here: ipa-reader.xyz It'll read the pronunciation out loud for you. Why this isn't built into Wikipedia is anyone's guess...

‘Beefs - Real and Imagined’

This thread made me tear up whole reading it, thinking about the big change my family is going through right now too. It’s just…stuff. But a lot of it means something.