Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you?

Anyone complaining about God of War is required to post their Skyrim mod list.

I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.

a liberal capital L is someone who, upon learning that slaves are made to roll boulders uphill, promises when elected to make the boulders lighter.

Six weeks in, things are going pretty great over here! I think I'm settling in well, I love the team, and I haven't done anything stupid like accidentally reveal that Root: Homeland pre-orders are secretly live on our website a day ahead of schedule.

Thanks to my pal Brian for making sure I saw this absolutely ridiculous "status" update from @steamforgedgames.bsky.social That's not how game boards are printed. Not at all. It's freaking wild to post AI slop as a progress update. gamefound.com/en/projects/...

Testing a miniatures game at 20%

On the tube

“What’s that?” “It’s a racist murder machine. It murders people for racist reasons. It’s powered by children’s crushed dreams.” “My God. And you approve of that?” “Well, no, I don’t feel they got the implementation right.”

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Someone pointed out years ago that conservatives will defend truly heinous behavior by reducing it down to the most context-free components and I can never not see it. “Is learning things and making money bad, actually?” Off the charts bad faith bullshit.

ME: What's the bear trap for? JIGSAW: For the love of... As I just said, if the bear trap is triggered this vial of acid will- ME: What's the barbed wire do? JIGSAW: I'm getting to that! If the acid is- ME (scrolling on phone): This is complicated. Let's just started playing and I'll figure it out.

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

Ice, Fire, Candy, Slime, Lumps, and Glob.

It’s important to be vigilant about misinformation. For instance in the hit single “Hand in my Pocket,” Alanis Morisette falsely insinuates that an entire hand could fit in womens’ pockets

Lately, I've been digging more into The Expanse RPG and the other AGE games from Green Ronin. This a close second favorite RPG for me behind Genesys. The Stunt Point system is a great way to something like Advantage with number dice. The Churn gets us close to Threat, but not all the way, but close.

Warning for board game folks: this site has a list of industry people that uses AI slop for images and bios. I’m trying to figure out how to reach out to them to ask to have the entry on me removed. Wanted to spread awareness on the slop. www.4pillargames.com/about/

Explaining the craziness of this is like walking someone through how Star Trek Voyager got Obama elected.

Shoutout to that time when I was 12 and my mom rented The Last Boyscout for me and the 6 year old son of her friend to watch because we were both Boy Scouts.

The Iranians are trolling Trump again.

every day is more absurd than the last.

NEW: Investigators found that leaders of a prison gang in Puerto Rico were selling inmates drugs in exchange for voting for Gov. Jenniffer González-Colón, a longtime Republican. After Trump’s election, prosecutors were told not to pursue charges.

imagine drunk driving this

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Taco Bell is its own thing.

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

If I ever posted anything even remotely close to this my wife would slap the shit out of me then file for divorce and I would deserve it.

My 21yo nephew just sent me this screenshot of a conversation he had with a girl late last night. “Did I fuck this up?” he asked. Buddy, you fumbled this the worst it’s ever been fumbled.

New masculine positivity: the whole group writing honest and heartfelt Game Master reviews for each other on startplaying.games.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Me when a neighbor's Ring doorbell whistles and tells me I'm on camera because I dared to walk by on the sidewalk.

When I walk past the automatic paper towel dispenser in a public restroom and it dutifully rolls out a single serving of hand drying.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Real Estate: Never Mind, It’s An Airbnb Now

Free up 30 gigabtyes of space on your hard drive with this one weird trick! (uninstalling Visual Studio)

I walked into Best Buy today and was immediately thrown off by an open ended question asked of me. "What are you looking for today?" like what the fuck. do not engage with me at that level. I couldn't even buy what I came in for. I did a loop through the store and left.

My corporate job has a policy where we have to send them proof that we're using the enterprise AI solution they've forced on us. I just sent in this as my proof for the week.

*me scrambling to look at all the trans people before they disappear again at midnight.*

Imagine getting a raging hardon because you signed up to oppress minorities but then get shipped off to search through underwear and grab crotches instead.

So if AI Psychosis is a thing that happens because the human mind breaks when it's trapped by a sycophant who affirms every thought, agrees with every delusion - does this give us a window into what's been happening into the ultra rich , and why they're such broken people?

This barbecue restaurant in the Kansas City airport implies that you can eat Abraham Lincoln.

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

I admit I don’t care whether an LLM can be defined into consciousness but if you’re adamant about making the argument then I’m absolutely suspicious you’re trying to Citizens United them into making the world significantly worse

Happy Daylight Savings day to parents only.