Maybe also tell them not to eat batteries and be sure to wash their hands after using the bathroom if they are this stupid.

*Me after four cappuccinos* Sure could use a cappuccino to take the edge off.

They could be more scared.

ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here

Business tip: Don't email anyone after Thanksgiving and before the first week of January. You'll just have to email them again.

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

You can have chicken nuggets for breakfast if you dip them in maple syrup.

You play games to win. I play games to make the little pieces kiss each other. We are not the same.

It is 1991. I am watching a Republican initiate military action against an oil-producing country. It is 2003. I am watching a Republican initiate military action against an oil-producing country. It is 2026. I am watching a Republican initiate military action against an oil-producing country.

My doppelgänger emerges from the cloning pod, completely hairless and covered in synthetic amniotic fluid. He sees me across the room and staggers to the control panel. We lock eyes for a brief moment before he presses the button lowering me into the acid vat. New year, new me.

The Three Genders.

1. PERSISTENCE HUNTING (2,000,000 BCE) This 1-vs-Many asymmetrical dexterity game was a huge hit among early hominids. Can players run down an antelope’s endurance, or will the clan go hungry? A stone-cold classic, it’s no overstatement to say this game made us who we are.

More than I thought at first. GamerNation Con continues to be the way I play most unique games every year. I got to run Star Wars a bunch since I ran the adventure I was asked to write for Edge Studio at GenCon.

I bet the following year’s Nakatomi Corporation office Christmas party had a way different vibe.

"Delete if not allowed" Yeah, I know. That's how moderation works. I don't need your permission to delete your post in my group or server.

I have three different finger gun emoji I use depending on the kind of Discord server I'm in.

Glad I'm too old to be tribute for the hunger games.

QTP with a title screen that’s iconic to you!

Show me how your 2025 went…

CNN has suddenly discovered Tennessee's Patriot Front compound that was a subject of an extensive NewsChannel 5 investigation back in March. Here is my report: 1/ www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...

The biggest indictment of AI usage is the fact that fascists ***love*** it. Anything they are this excited for cannot be good.

This is so deeply dystopian. This normalized being incompetent and trusting in the lying machine. This is going to get children killed.

Just play the game your friend wants to run. Whatever new or weird RPG they found, just play it. Experience new games that are outside of what you might normally choose. You'll get a new perspective and do something nice for your friend. You'll have fun because it's with your friends.

Tactical Bunny Pack

The World of Darkness walked so Monster High could run.

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

Flying home from Philadelphia after a weekend at PAX Unplugged. This one was especially amazing. Got to see my friends, make new ones, and make some great connections. I'm feeling really hopeful with possibilities.

Lady at the taco place in the Chicago airport, when I asked for salsa and you asked "hot or mild", I saw you reach for the mild before I said hot.

[board game aisle] “Hey, I couldn’t help overhearing you talk about much you and your friends enjoy this cheap, readily accessible party game. If you like that, you should totally check these other games that are a little more fun, a lot more expensive, and you can only buy them at a special store.”

They're taking about me in here! #arkhamhorror #rpg #arkhamhorrorrpg www.edge-studio.net/dreams-of-ki...

Oh hey its me. #arkhamhorror #rpg #arkhamhorrorrpg www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

NEW: ICE is planning to build a shadow deportation network in Texas. A proposal outlines a 24/7 transport operation run by armed contractors—turning Texas into the logistical backbone of an industrialized deportation machine. My latest @wired.com: www.wired.com/story/ice-is...

Update: I left the door open to my shed and it left once the sun went down. Now I need to figure out how it got in and block off whatever hole it found.

Looking for tips on how to evict.

Racing game using characters from the @leder.games universe: ROOT 66

What do you mean? It's always been Frankenstain.

How to Join ICE theonion.com/how-to-join-...

FYI the Arkham RPG core book and the Arkham Mysteries supplement are both on sale at drive through atm. That said, if you buy the physical books, they do include the PDF for free. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher...

I can't say anything about this book because it hasn't been officially announced yet, but here are some pictures someone took at a game con in France that show my name listed as playtester. #genesysrpg #twilightimperium

More people in government need to play Civilization or even Twilight Imperium.

Whatever's coming is going to be so much worse and so much *dumber* than we can imagine.

You can ask a DM anything about their next RPG campaign. You can ask about the lore, the backstory, the worldbuilding, or the magic system. You can ask about the geography of the realm and the politics between rival kingdoms. The ONLY thing you can't ask is when they're gonna get it to the table.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

GUL DUKAT HAD A DAUGHTER

reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle

In lieu of Christmas Ghost technology, the people will find other methods to change minds. Debate does not work.

We cannot move forward or escape this nightmare until mainstream figures finally admit that there are many, many people on the right - including some of its most powerful voices - who are openly seeking violence and tyranny and exploit every situation to move it closer.

i just think it's funny* that they go 'political violence is never ok' then turn around and vote to dehumanize trans people, immigrants, and palestinians

Is flying a flag at double mast a thing?