Looking for token generators in Dimir colors for my Tezzerret deck: being able to pop out artifacts, ANY artifacts, at least once a turn. I keep thinking I have the best ones but then I found The Ooze today. (Fountain there as an example of just good number of artifacts to cost ratio)

I’m truly sick of shrines in Brawl. I will concede immediately, go play someone else, idc. They’re not unfair or anything (though they are extremely lazy) but running that much enchant removal is annoying and unfun, and just SO many people run these decks over and over again. I’m over them. Bye lol

Latest Brawl commander. I call it Narset and Friends because wincon is several Planeswalkers and then shitloads of control. Also Shark Typhoon and Metallurgic Summonings as wincons. Monk Class does some good work here too!

This is just going to be evil.

Not me being forced to listen to bad theology a few tables down. My eye is twitching

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I’d love to sit someone down that complains about woke and ask them how to deliberately make something not woke without just saying racist and misogynist things like “the leader can’t be Black or a woman”

Hang out in and around poverty enough and it’s going to get you. I am probably considered socioeconomically middle class (shrinking, always shrinking anymore, but I mean upbringing). But culturally I have always fallen into countercultures: because outcasts are the most empathetic people on the 🧵

When the world becomes stupid enough, do you just zoom out timewise and say, “welp, I was born in the stupid period,” and hope humanity does better later (not discounting *working* towards that, but knowing it won’t happen in your time)? What can be done in the face of such nescience and hate?

Our wedding’s probably going to be 2028 as it stands currently. Here’s hoping fascism is defeated by then or we’re doing this secret style.

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I love this cover. Goodnight!

Behold the Orientale Basin, in its entirety, for the first time

Blank one in the comments

Put this entire man into the sun

Typical conversation between me and my cat: Cat: Meow Me: Meow C: Meow M: What? C: Meow M: What do? C: Meow M: *Meow* C: Meow M: How can I assist you? C: Meow

Guys, it’s like this and like that and like this and uh 💃

My favorite four point ‘n click inventory object puzzle games

Jace asking the real questions (joke card if it needs to be said. Get fucked though, Dispel lmao)

Messing with a new commander soon…

My ★★★★ review of Old Skies (2025). I enjoyed this one a lot. It isn't as polished as some other Wadjet Eye games like Unavowed, but I don't think that ever mattered. If you want to feel FEELINGS, play this game.

It’s hard not to feel crestfallen reading comments (yeah, I know, first mistake) on an article about how men under 24 are supposedly not just anti-trans but also anti-LGBT rights in general, with most commenting “the world is healing” and “as it should be” etc. How can there be so much hate?

Frequent MTG Arena ropers should ONLY be matched with other frequent MTG ropers for a probationary period that actually discourages that bullshit, like a month.

Guys I saw a post about Nissa and Chandra and I can’t get over the term GRUULFRIENDS Lmaooo

UConn (M) seems like they’re doing pretty good!

Turns out that toxic masculinity hurts *everyone*

Poll: is “what do?” in baby voice (directed at pets) a midwest thing?

Rare political post due to large numbers of new followers: In this house we love science, Black lives matter, we love and protect our trans bbs, we love men and loathe the patriarchy, and we acknowledge that empathy and rationality are hand-in-hand. If you disagree, I won’t be nice if I see it! 💜

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

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Is there like a really dumb jank deck somewhere in here (more in comments)

In slightly sapphic news 💜 (original card from Strixhaven added for more context)

Lol (joke card if it needs to be said)

Red getting some fun too. Jeeze

Um.

I think I’m a goblin

Ahh I ‘member when Mana Drain was banned. Wait. They wouldn’t, would they? 😭

Artemis II photos

She casually shows more bravery than the entire Kansas legislature of vultures combined

“Why are you a feminist Erin?”

Things that sound good on paper don’t translate to good gaming automatically. Anyone that had ever DM’d/GM’d knows this. Rumors are that there is a Middle Earth RPG that’s “open world from the Shire to Mordor.” A) I do not believe this to be technically possible unless using boring procedural 🧵

Are you the same person as you were yesterday? I think about identity a lot, and have posted at length before about Star Trek teleporters (don’t use them) and such. But it feels like identity comes down to either structure or continuity and neither is satisfying. 🧵

Infinity does not destroy meaning. It removes the illusion that meaning was ever guaranteed by uniqueness, and leaves us with the harder task of making it through attachment, choice, and witness. There are trillions of sunsets but *this one* is the one that I’m looking at.

Not just because of Elon either, but because it’s not verboten to say that not everything should be privatized.

Badass 😌

Tiro i saladhad, i lothgardh en-egleria, Suil bin i loth! Pelanner a lhawar nefad. Tiro i galadhrim, an i laiss, Ui verui maeg e-vor, Harthol nîr i firitha a i varnatha. Tiro na i meth en-pant, I ewidh geriar mawedh ui-bad, Ambar avis pant bennathannen adel i narn en-iavas. (Old poem -> Sindarin)