Guy that’s maybe 50 talking about when he bought a house “probably before you were born” Sir I’m 41 lmao

Next year: Ivy?

It pleases me that there are a lot of security certs that, because of the 90’s, come through Go Daddy such that they can be called “go daddy certs.” I don’t recommend saying this out loud at work the way your brain *wants* to say it out loud. Do not do that 👀

Have you ever sat down to watch an old show (when they had 20 episodes a season and were more episodic) that you’ve watched a million times and found an episode that you inexplicably missed all those times? A *new* episode, to you! WHAT A TREAT! (For me, S4E4 of TNG, “Suddenly Human)

Lmao she gives me hope for the youth

Artist in bottom left

Me: why do I get these insanely stupid AI slop bullshit stories pushed to me on Facebook Me: *watches and listens to the entire thing* Me, later, still watching, eating cereal: “what is this shit, NO, DON’T DO THAT CECILIA”

Dear jiggle physics phone app ad devs, Your totally unnatural bounce is a shame on you and your industry. Signed, a physicist that could totally make a better bounce than that bullshit. Hire me for a lot pls

“Your aura is giving me a total gemini” Ok guy at the bar, sorry I laughed, I’m really not a mean person, but

Hello Halloween makeup filters 🎃 👻 🦇 🧛‍♀️ 🧟‍♀️

Gays, we know better now, don’t we? We’ve learned since then.

Big tent doesn’t need to include anti-women bullshit.

Do you think that in the age of hyperpoliticalism (this is not a condemnation, there are many things we *should* be being political about rn), there are entire businesses forming around how to keep businesses from getting cancelled? Like… political sensitivity training for PR and whatever?

Or bird, or squirrel

OK I COMPRESSED IT ENJOY

I don’t know what this is but I’m here for it

“*clap* pattycakes *clap* pattycakes *clap* you are *clap* a cat” “I don’t think the cat knows how to play” GF: “……”

Build each other up, never tear each other down.

From @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social Lol

Ok, I’m going to pick a platform to add board games to my reviews. Might just link to BoardGameGeek in my Linktree, but I prefer apps if anyone knows of a review app for board games. Anyway, played this with some friends tonight as a survivor. It’s really fun! Review coming at some point!

(She was what?)

Watching some videos on Silent Hill F, I’m not sure this looks scary to me. Is it the art direction, the color, the je ne sais quoi about it? I’m wondering if I should wait for a lot more gameplay/maybe a playthrough video.

Artist in their watermark 💜

This is political violence

Getting down on this today. It’s my first time playing it! My previous Witcher 3 playthroughs only had Hearts of Stone. Am enjoying the Skellige Gwent, might be doing that first… 😅

Good posture’s supposed to be like, chin level, shoulders back, tits out. But then what about stomach and hips? I feel like any vague postural thing I try to focus on means I’m doing something wrong somewhere else, so I correct (and then forget the previous thing). Tired of being awkward

Cat was in my computer chair. I gingerly moved her to the couch. She’s still looking at me with utter betrayal 🥺😢

On Fox, Brian Kilmeade just said advocated giving mentally ill homeless people “involuntary lethal injections.” “Just kill them,” he followed up. Neither cohost objected. One of them said “yep.”

Weirdly, I’m finding that people lionizing Charlie Kirk for “having respectful debate” get *awfully emotional and disrespectful* over a calm discussion over whether he said hateful, racist, anti-Semitic, sexist, xenophobic, anti-LGBTQ+ things. It’s *weird* how they don’t like the thing they “liked”

The year is 2077. The hottest picture you’ve managed to take of yourself is in a stupid last minute costume that gets snagged on bra straps and is held tight with safety pins. You about killed yourself brushing a middle part and your fingers need the seams hemmed. Wake up Samurai.

Is Hunting Wives any good?

Tonight’s sleep video I know I know it’s not October yet. but I get some spooky stuff early, as a treat

Yeah but has anyone considered that Trump looks stroked out and droopy because he lost one of his Horcruxes (Obligatory fuck JKR comment, we support our 🏳️‍⚧️ bbs here)

A miserable little pile of secrets

🕶️ GUESS who has a Johnny Silverhand gun replica now too? Ignore the mess pls

I think I’m gonna do the genderbent Johnny Silverhand *in addition* to Samus, I think I can get the materials in time before spooky season.

I’m making a #LegendInTheMist cheat sheet in Google Docs (this looks weird because dark mode phone screenshot)

I don’t make the rules

Every time this happens I wonder if the time between similar events is just going to get shorter and shorter. Is this how civil war starts? Are these aggressors accelerationists or partisans?

Hnnnngh I need for Samus

This is it, right here. Can’t get any more clear.

Tonight’s sleep video, if that’s a thing I’m posting about now 💃

No, this is stealth top 👀

This version of Peach has me feeling feelings

Idk what show this is but it looks rad

Bedtime gets a Super Hydlide out of ten 😴

Watching this little underrated gem before bed. Definitely going to try to do a 31 day Halloween review-athon of films, books, and games. Spooky season is nearly upon us 🎃

(No nudity just a shitty message someone sent) Oh. My bad. That’s what I get for forgetting who I said could message me about Stargate RPG info. Jfc people are weird