Can you get a psychiatrist on just normal health insurance? Why is this a question I have to ask in this bullshit country

My brain thinking this was an unopened brow pencil with a mostly white/silver shaft

Best modern horror film I’ve seen in a while. Review soon

I’m trying this guy out, I don’t often play Boros colors. Struggling to get it to work consistently though; it’s either a turn 4 swing for lethal with spirits or I just get stomped. This deck wants to love self-graveyard hate and effects like Flashback, Disturb, etc. But the options to get cards 🧵

“I’m gonna set it here. Don’t touch it” “I’m gonna touch it. With my fingers” I love every dumbass interaction with my fiancée (I was the gonna touch it one. Of course)

*Slavic folk music intensifies*

War of the Ring 2E is already one of the best board games of all time. But the expansions are iffy. Sort of a “if you are a huge fan only” thing. (I am, but I see it). Play with Lords of Middle Earth only. (There’s also Warriors and Kings). But it you just fucking love Middle Earth… exciting!!!

Players are still in the previous scene that does not contain a puzzle (but you got overzealous and described something in detail so they’re convinced it’s important when really it was just flavor)

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One of the fashion people I’ve been watching made a post about how she’s never wanted to work a day in her life, and blah blah, kind of trad wife type stuff and I’m just… I dunno. Feminism includes being able to make those kinds of decisions as long as you’re being treated with the respect and 🧵

Our dog is blind and I feel so bad about finding it cute when he raises his paw thinking he’s reached the steps (but he hasn’t), so he recalibrates by taking a step, raises his paw again, then again… finally the stairs 🥺 You can tell he has a mental map but gets turned around in it, so if he 🧵

There’s a genre of influencer reels where women take questions from chat and then deliberately act too stupid to understand the obviously demeaning and sexual nature of the question/joke setup, then act faux-offended over it and have a laugh. Misogyny is the only explanation for why this is popular.

Some woman at the table next to mine, asking her gay guyfriends about her matches. One of the guys says, “He’s got a double chin, means he’ll eat you out good” I almost spat my drink

Zero hesitation

Yep

Following fashion pages for spring and summer and idk why because anytime I try to copy something cute I just look like I fell through a random laundry basket or something

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Secondary sex characteristics are the most obvious arguments against creationism I can think of because otherwise some god had to have been like “oh yeah also give them huge butts and boobs, and give the guys enormous dicks compared to primates, and also useless nipples” That our wobbly bits get 🧵

I am in constant withdrawal mode so I see my friends less often than usual and have pulled out of some get togethers and it’s become clear that I’m a bit flakey anymore, so I see my friends have started a TTRPG without me and posted an escape room victory I didn’t know about and I’ve just posted 🧵

For some reason I was just reminded of someone telling this story about a woman I briefly dated. Friend of mine, one of those stories where you realize you dated the same person. Anyway, he’s telling me about the worst date he’s ever been on. Details started matching up. Not worth mentioning.

Better watch my follower count after this

I think Stillness in Motion is an underrated self-mill card. Threw it into my Mimeoplasm Brawl deck and it’s been useful every time, more so than one of the many creatures that self-mill three once. Not as good as Ripples of Undeath but in a singleton format it might as well be a Temu Ripples.

You got the touch! You got the powerrrr! I’m so convinced that the answer to everything is 80’s glam rock. Tell me I’m wrong

All the pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this, *knees pop on stereo* FUCK

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I fucking hate auditory processing issues. If someone has a SLIGHT accent I just cannot understand them, even if they speak loudly and clearly. My brain refuses. And it’s so frustrating for both of us. I almost want to call it a disability to my job because literally I am not helping someone like 🧵

I said the phrase “too much cheese” Am I losing it? 😅

Hey is it cheating to have a single protagonist first person novel but the occasional third person omniscient view chapter? It feels like cheating, like “hey, psst, reader, you wanna piece of candy while protag is busy elsewhere?”

“My bed time is at 12” 😅

Not a fan of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. It’s just gore and gross out horror with every possession trope crammed in and isn’t really even about a mummy in the usual sense. Disappointed because the trailers looked good. Instead I want my time back.

Been on an anime kick recently rewatching stuff I haven’t seen in forever. I didn’t know Corpse Princess had a second season!!

My fiancée foregoes sleeping in the bed to sleep with our old, blind, diabetic dog on the floor when he feels anxious and I couldn’t love her more. Kindness for all living things. Nothing is more attractive, more worthy of adoration and respect than undying empathy.

I played the longest ass game of Brawl with this commander. Survived two different Emrakul drops by the seat of my pants (Annihilator 6? Pssssh I have 12 treasures from Smothering Tithe. You control my turn? Have fun with nothing on your board or mine). When I won it was a fist-pump moment lmao

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Crimson Desert has failed to draw me in so far at the beginning. I like open world RPGs as alternate life sims, so I love Bethesda-likes for char creation. Got over wanting that with Witcher 3 bc Geralt and Witcher world so compelling. Reason to keep going in Crims Desert? Idk so far. Is there?

Yeah sex is great but

I met my fiancée physically the first time at my bar, but we met online first through a dating app I’d already given up on and wasn’t checking anymore. So she found me on FB and msgd. I was already out w friends. She showed up and my friends loved her and this was probably me lmao

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Wondering if I can see what happens if I apply to data analysis and physics jobs using my first and middle initials instead of my (usually) gendered first name.

We have mice, and fuck, I don’t check the traps often enough. On a whim I checked today and found one. Still alive. We used a coke bottle lid to put water in, and put in some shredded cheese and cheerios. The worst part about this is I know house mice can’t survive in the wild but they can’t stay 🧵

In my writing I have this tendency to both show and tell, whereas the goal is to show rather than tell. So my initial drafts will be much wordier than later revisions where I will look at something and decide, “I’ve shown here. I don’t need to follow up by telling.”

Never been a sundress person but I wanna be 💃

First console played: NES First console owned: NES First console that made me properly fall in love with games: SNES First console that was just mine rather than shared: XBOX First console I bought with my own money: XBOX