I settled on a Selesnya commander. Arena doesn’t have the entire history of enchantments we’d want to copy but it does have some bangers, and the ability to ignore the Legendary rule allows for some neat tricks. We’ll see

I blame human ancestors, a bunch of fucking primates that sexualized secondary sex characteristics and now we crush tits on computer chair armrests picking things off the floor

I tried to tag my fiancée but I literally can’t remember her handle because she never uses bsky and ended up tagging some porn page 😭

Actually was thinking about this. How does this work? Can I cast Rain of Arrows before targeting a creature, or do I have to specify a creature to cast it (just picked a random green card on my mind that destroys fliers). In other words, can I cast Rain of Arrows, trigger Storm (since it is a 🧵

SPECIFICALLY for cards available on Arena… are there just no really interesting Selesnya commanders? I’ve unchecked the “collected” box and just skimmed through them all and nothing really unique jumps out to me. I like playing commanders that aren’t just “good stuff enablers,” e.g. just ramp 🧵

Writers: question. Have you ever read a thing (or watched a thing based on a book) and thought, “I could do this better, without this and that flaw, because this direction I *thought* it was going in actually explains its mysteries better”? Then you decide to maybe write the thing? But to do so, 🧵

Y u p

Turns out if you go through your “meh” rares from back in the day, Commander has caused a few of them to skyrocket in price. Lots of stuff that was $5, if that, now worth $20-$60 on my shelf lol

(From @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social)

Started trying to play this, and I just can't stand games that insert quick time events or timed dialogues for no reason. Maybe I'm multitasking or trying to eat something that requires both hands while playing. At least Start Trek: Resurgence let you turn that shit off. No such option here. Shame.

I got an email about the RAP student loan payment plan so I checked it out not expecting much because, you know, Republicans. But actually it would cut my monthly payments in half and forgive about $76k by 2056 so, it’s my best option right now. I’m stretched to the limit, this helps

Coworker: (talks for 7 straight minutes) Me: “so it’s not restarting with maintenance” (none of what he was saying had any relevance) Protip: if someone can summarize your problem in a small sentence maybe shut the fuck up and just lead with that

My left, and only my left, underboob hurts and I think it’s from slouching at work so not me sitting the rest of the night with just the most immaculate posture

Welp might as well do Call of Cthulhu after Call of the Elder Gods. Lots of calling going on around here

Just finished this and I might cry for a while thank you 😭

You know that scene in Don’t Look Up where Leonardo loses his mind on TV, exasperatedly asking just what the fuck is wrong with is as a society? Just thinking about that, no reason 👀

Scrolling FB anymore being inundated by the most baffling AI slop and algorithmically amplified rightwing alternate reality bullshit, I feel this immense existential angst. Like, none of this can be good, right?

I WANT IT FOR MY GALADRIEL DECK she's so gd cute

I think I need to find a slot for Wellwisher and then I'm happy? Other then Ouroboroid, I think it's pretty on-flavor. I'm mentally justifying Ouroboroid by pretending it's not space plant but rather Galadriel doing stuff with plants.

Reposting from the artist’s page lol

Good news everyone 😅

Brb. Crying forever.

Actually… not bad about this mechanic

We’re talking about having a kid and I worry about this country

Office art!! (No I didn’t do it lol) but holy shit

Considering marking Baldur’s Gate 3 as “shelved” on Backloggd… I just can’t bring myself to care. Which sucks because I recognize the accomplishment of it. I just don’t care about Forgotten Realms, I dislike D&D as a TTRPG system, and Larian games give me anxiety with the UI and inventory, etc.

Tonight’s sleep movie in honor of Sam Neill. Do YOU read Sutter Cane?

Supposedly written by Sam Neill (RIP), so I saw this posted. This post is not about Sam Neill. Women aren’t better though. I don’t think the right reaction to “woman are inferior” is by overreacting to “women are better.” Women are just people. That’s it, we don’t have to be worse or better.

If I had a nickel for every time…

I don’t understand people that just aren’t interested in seeking truth. I chat with my brother’s father-in-law on FB messenger about politics (my brother’s wife is very progressive but he is a pastor and very conservative). He sends me absolute bottom of the barrel shit like PragerU and Jordan 🧵

My commanders (Brawl)

Fiancée, talking about a bed frame: There’s something wrong with the nut at the base Me: there’s something wrong with the nut in the doorway Guys I might be sleeping on the couch tonight

“When someone tells me about a cult game from the 90s I’m all over that like 600 spiders in an outhouse” —Majuular

I’d be sorry if I were sorry

Oh???????

I’ve had like 3 frustrating MTG Arena matches in a row (where I had the EXACT ANSWER to the threat on the board, uniquely exact to it) but kept getting color fucked three times in a row. By the third match I quit after 4 rounds of still not drawing the color. It was like being edged in a bad way

*wiggles at fiancée on her phone* *like half a minute later she leans in for a kiss, which is what I wanted* Fiancée: you wiggled at me. Pretty sure I’m Pavlov’d for that shit Me: I am very good at wiggling

I was reminded tonight that when I left my college town I just GAVE a friend of mine my last MTG deck at the time (I quit sometime around Weatherlight) and she doesn’t even really play. Fast forward to now when I realize… that deck had one, maybe two Taigas in it. I msgd her tonight lmao

Rare political post but for someone who asks her fiancée fashion questions like “can I do this brown with this black,” you know, like basic shit because I have zero sense, even I can look at this and find it like a child’s mockery of taste. It’s not even kitsch, it’s somehow trashier

Lmao want it

Kinda want it

Post your desktop!

Today I learned about Wald despite playing since Unlimited. How are you liking ye olde plains-art forests?

I don’t need money to love people and cats (important addendum). You can come for my cash but your cold shriveled bullshit little hands will never touch my soul. (You = American parasites)

I’m so tired of being poor because of fucking Trump and Republicans and their draconian student loan repayments, I get it, the DeVos family wants to be rich, I fucking go out one night and check my account (didn’t used to have to do this!) and realize I have no money that isn’t reserved for 🧵