Googling 'does NATO treaty Article 5 apply if attack is FROM a member state' as is normal in 2026

I have neither thrown nor received a real punch in my life but I kind of think the root sin of the social internet is letting people just say and do things that in the real world would get the shit kicked out of them

This is really embarrassing if you’re a sheep.

The Transgender Council rose to prominence after the civil war between the National Trust and the Womens Institute. It was the only credible force to fill that power vacuum.

Guess who has a tummy ache because they forgot to check if the scrambled eggs on the hotel breakfast buffet had milk in because they were so excited to be participating in a breakfast buffet. 🫠

If there's one thing a council of trans people could absolutely do better it's building a functional and affordable rail network, so I see no downsides.

OBVIOUS fae trap, 4/10 not even trying.

Oop! Guess we are finding a different route home 😅

when he's in that holy spirit kind of mood 👄

All Leeds need to do is put Ms Rachel on the big screen and half our squad will be distracted

I say let them have a crack at it.

The thing about this is you’re LITERALLY the government. You can get the most qualified people in the world on the phone any time of day or night. You can - and should, it’s your fucking job - get their opinion & use it to guide your commentary. This looks weak & stupid & Darren Jones knows better.

I love this because there are so many they every time I see it I get to pick a different one, but here’s one that made me laugh recently

When you’re knackered but you can’t lie down because frost

who up playing with they international law

decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence

YES THEY ARE I LIVE FOR THIS

*slide whistle* *comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*

we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

I just sent the most ADHD coded message to a specialist cleaning service for ADHD people. The time has come (unless it turns out to be even more wildly expensive than I think it’s going to be).

The best score you can get on the dementia test is ‘10/10 you can keep using the stove without supervision’.

i really hope maduro escapes just cause i wanna watch kash patel have to handle that. imagine the energy at those pressers. he's lookin like a bird that got inside through the chimney, pure terror, but he's going "and to mr maduro, if you're watching: hasta la fuego." eyes darting around for an exit

What’s fun is that now you can watch Arrested Development and if you slightly unfocus the current affairs references have come back round again.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

I don’t think I’ve ever seen trees with quite this much mistletoe on. Glorious.

Willow was feeling ambitious today

Every time I see "USMNT" my brain parses it as "US Mutant Ninja Turtles" and it makes whatever headline 10x more confusing

“But what if Russia tries to do this to Zelensky???!!” - people who just woke up from a years-long coma

1. Yes, Trump launching a new military operation overseas without Congress’ prior declaration of war or authorization of force is almost certainly unlawful. 2. No, there is no real chance the courts will stop it. Unfortunately our Constitution means little when the judiciary won’t enforce it.

Finished my paper airplane FPP #quilt recently and am already well into the next project. Except for the backing which I don't like enough to show it's all thrifted and salvaged fabric. Each plane is ditch stitched on my machine and then the "speed lines" are big hand stitching. #sewing #quilting

My friend wanted to read my tarot cards and pulled out a series that was like “Death” “Four of Knives” “Pestilence” “9 of Bankruptcy.” She goes, “this is all excellent news.”

Just thinking about the prosciutto sundial, like you do www.livescience.com/archaeology/...

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

I don't know who needs to hear this but there is a professional hockey league with lots of gay players!!! It's called the Professional Women's Hockey League And they could use your support! www.thepwhl.com/en/

Lovely winter sunset, ice and some of the heaviest crops of mistletoe I’ve ever seen. Perfect.

Can magnetic fridge poetry show contrition. Do dice feel pain. Is this calculator my friend.

it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

Also having age appropriate books just…around. I was in a remedial reading class till I was 6/7 and didn’t read anything at all then I got chickenpox & read The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe in one sitting because I was bored and it was there (though that’s also on not having a TV in the house)

Yes. Big chunk riffing off the Dark is rising sequence as well, please.

God [hand sliding down his face]: wings. i gave you fucking wings.

My favourite genre of dog video is when an adult dog brings its toy to newborn puppies/humans and then glares at their owner like ‘what was the point of having them if they aren’t going to play with me?!’.

Turns out hotels don’t get much more off peak than January second so we’ve gone away to help me not dwell on my mum being cremated today (still dwelling a little bit). Willow is enjoying the tiny bit of snow left & appreciates their thoughtfulness (but will be sleeping in the big bed regardless).

I think if my partner posted about me in these terms I would simply walk into the sea. 🤢

Stall three wants unblocking love x