Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

PUT IT BACK

are you stupid

Living near a good park is excellent.

We all mock the Tylenol/Autism connection, but my mom watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show while pregnant did turn me bi.

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Couldn’t gather my words to tell another dog walker that I was putting myself between our dogs because mine is dog aggressive not because I was casting aspersions on theirs so I resorted to pointing at Willow and saying ‘dickhead’.

Not quite chilly enough to wear a coat but she is wearing her little woolly scarf 😌

Suggested she might want a walk and she glared at me. Electric blanket is king.

Dat ass

Electric blanket is on and suddenly she’s my bff, never doubted me for a second, look at this faithful hound.

Whole bed is empty so OBVIOUSLY she walked right through my pile of clean folded washing

Repost for Irish Film Classifications by Damien Owens, because it's just come up in FB memories and it's still *brilliant*.

Being able to have the garden door open for the dog so she can come and go as she pleases was lovely a month ago but it’s rapidly becoming unsustainable. Alas she’s unwilling to accept a quality of life downgrade.

Look I get the sentiment - and I agree - but acting like these are equivalent issues with equally simple and accessible solutions is absurd.

Every time I rewatch ‘I’m Alan Partridge’ I get abruptly Berenstained by the laugh track. My brain memory holes the laugh track every single time.

me getting ready to insult rude Americans libs replying to UK posts

Is this what they mean when they say someone is ‘up in arms’

Do you think people can just cancel their government subscription

I doubt the observation is unique to me, but it's funny how it's always "women should simply fight the pain" and not "men should simply fight the flaccid penis"...

cartoonists handing the same 5 dollar bill around the Small Press Expo but it's the entire economy somehow

Secretly dosing my friends with Tylenol so they’ll want to play 40K

I think about this post a lot.

Tylenol ain't taking this shit From tylenol.com

Apple Intelligence is so clever, it found my mum’s flight details buried in an email and sent me a notification at 4am to go to the airport. To catch my mum’s flight. Who isn’t me. And is in another country.

At this point I’m assuming he gets injected with 8-10 mystery substances each morning just to keep his carcass animated.

This is especially evil because pregnant women are extremely vulnerable to this kind of misinformation. Many would do almost anything to protect their unborn child even if there isn’t any firm evidence. Planting these seeds is very harmful.

BBC News

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Are you fucking kidding me

If I am ever brutally murdered, please make sure that my memorial service barely mentions me, most of my family isn’t there, and there’s a gift shop.

Two cool ladies (roommates??) and a small pal. Photo from my collection, ca. 1930s.

Ah the Irish misgendering paradox: "Lad" is a masculine term - "Lads" is a universal greeting for all groups and genders

Throughout my life some things have been much cheaper than I anticipated (washing machines), others much costlier (curtains!), but finding out that one week of respite care in a Suffolk care home is £1,950 has blown my mind in a way that hard drugs could not.

Bring back dump truck Mario

he asked for the Girlfriend Experience so I had a panic attack and made him drive me to the ER and wait with me for 6 hours for them to tell me I'm fine

He didn't know how to pronounce "acetaminophen" during a press conference on acetaminophen. He looked as though it was literally the very first time he's even seen the word "acetaminophen" during a much-hyped press conference blaming acetaminophen for autism.

No one puts baby in the corner, but I will put that baby in the pelican mouth. I peli-will and pelican do that.

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

If we all just read a weekend newspaper once a week, this would have been a non story. It might be worth reflecting on that.

everyone be quiet, this rapist has reproductive health advice for us

I did a sci comm MSc and we had some lectures with journalism students and I fucking REFUSE to believe that trained journalists didn’t learn about the MMR scandal and the media’s role in it. What are you DOING.

This is going to be so fucking annoying for science communication for YEARS. American medical institutions have generally been gold standards for rigour and evidence based medicine and it’s going to take a long time to rebuild that trust after this administration drags them through the mud.

Does Tylenol cause autism? Did Bella Hadid give me Limes Disease? Is the Cookie Monster my biological father?

renaming my vagina Disney due to the long lines to get in for a boring old ride