He blocked me too 🤭 I have like a hundred followers. Thinnest skin on the planet.

Do you think ICE invented these people? These are standard Americans with a couple of weeks training. It empowered them, it didn’t create them.

beautiful and gentle wild turkeys i met in a forest during a dream. they were velvety soft, they kind of drifted along the ground like jellyfish, and they were very aware of the Dangers.

If you’re an outdoorsy person you’re probably getting a lot of ads for £££ cold weather gear so I’m going to share the best purchase of cold weather gear I’ve ever made: fleece pyjamas from Primark ~£10. Quick drying, lightweight, excellent midlayer AND great pyjamas. Plus they are sparkly.

My take on meal prep so far: on the whole I’m a fan HOWEVER freezer burritos are for gluten eaters. Gluten free tortillas do not have adequate structural integrity.

We are Christopher Isherwood, watching the scenes in the Berlin street below from our apartment window above.

Pretty much everything. I use like three pans and two knives and yet my cupboards are full of Devices.

important message to all bluesky users

this is the exact scenario the gun humpers told us their unrestricted access to firearms would prevent

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/

This was inevitable. As Mike correctly points out, plenty of people (including me) said this the day the law came into effect. 100% of the easily accessible porn sites in the UK don't follow UK law around explicit content.

This is quite cool but like what’s the functionality. The world isn’t full of free roaming computer computer monitors. It’s almost like a keyboard that is also a computer needs to be attached to its own monitor. Maybe with some kind of folding mechanism.

Meanwhile.

The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...

So *in theory* distilled white vinegar might be ok for me to have because the proteins I’m sensitive to in normal vinegar should have been filtered/distilled out. Anyway if this experiment doesn’t work I’m going to walk into the sea. ✌️

Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.

The reviews are in for Tears of the Left bourbon

Bringing back a classic format for these fractured times

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

Am I going to be suckered into buying a Switch 2 JUST because there’s going to be another Long Dark game 🤔 (yes)

I hated it but it was perfect.

On the down side London is probably only getting the sloppy wet end of the biggest winter storm the UK has seen in years even though it KNOWS my heart yearns for snow and I deserve a little treat on the other downside it could completely ruin my mother’s funeral.

If anyone needs a contemporaneous quote for future history books I’d like to submit ‘I had no idea that the descent into fascism would be so cringe’.

I felt it was my duty to inform everyone that these old-ass men are finally living their truth

Sci fi writers in 1950: in the future there will be flying cars and wormholes that allow us to explore the galaxy The actual future: here's a pedophile computer that tells you to kill yourself

Rural drink drivers have ignored every previous legal blood alcohol limit why would this one be any different?

NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-with-conditions-that-could-sustain-rocks/

New Year’s resolution: stop wearing my nice jumpers (or really any jumpers) near the stove. I’m too short and I keep singeing the sleeves.

Absolutely fuming that I’ve been sick through the cold snap when I wanted to be out there enjoying it. The week in January where we get sub zero temperatures and hard frosts is my favourite in the whole year and I missed it. 😤

This thread has lived rent free in my head for almost a decade. In fact, I think I pay it rent.

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

For the first time possibly ever The Big Bang Theory is no longer on any streaming service and I’m having to reckon with the fact that the fun new show I like came out in TWO THOUSAND AND SEVEN. Nearly TWENTY YEARS AGO.

what if we kissed at the horny grasshopper cafe....

“you won’t get away with this”

“Can I have one of your delicious South African steak bakes, please”

The new year productivity bug caught me so I batch cooked six dinners and six brunches AND experimented with making my own red lentil tofu. But now I have to clean the kitchen so who can say if this was a good thing to do or not.

The day I heard about ‘at will’ employment I was shaken to my core. I thought firing employees on the spot and having them escorted out carrying their desk plant in a box was dramatic license for TV and films.

If you have a lot of ice and snow and don’t have grippy enough shoes you can put a few cable ties around your shoes to increase your traction. Put them bumpy side out, tighten about as tight as your shoes are laced and make sure you have a way of removing them in case of emergency.

magical

Did my dad write this

Wait does this mean that people screenshotting these images to document and report what is happening are (technically) making and distributing CSAM? Probably something to be wary of, even if your intentions are pure.

keir starmer has said the child sexual assault imagery on x is 'disturbing' but that the government isn't going to do anything about it. just in case you needed reminding that the 'online safety act' is about state surveillance and censorship and has nothing to do with keeping children safe.

LMAO

Probably people who were talking loudly in the reference section, as a warning to others. Oh, Iberians.

i would suggest an online safety act that can’t deal with CSAM on a widely used social network frequented by most westminster public figures isn’t doing a very good job of keeping anybody safe online

Now hear me out: I think this proposition has legs

Say what you like about winter you cannot argue with the sunsets

Finally getting a few more minutes in the evening to walk the dog before dark.

A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.