Embarrassing

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

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Began the Frankenstein audiobook and it's so funny how Del Toro's Viktor is like "he sucks he's a monster he sucks" and the narrator at the the top of the book is like "he's so utterly perfect in every way, he's god's purest creature" Assuming it shifts a bit as it goes but funny to start with

LUKA GTFO

I had a rough childhood, if I'm being honest. Yeah, I was the Eraserhead baby. That happened to me. With the scissors and all that. I mean it's fine now, but it was tough for sure. I work in Admin now. We moved out to Abington. It's good now. Go Phils.

Poet, musician, and software engineer nori li, here as @nori.gay, has died. She was phenomenally talented and dearly loved 💜 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

i think in never posted this one "we had good times together, don't forget that" #jayvik #arcane

The funniest nailbiter

decided to actually watch some original speed racer after thinking about it the other day and have become appreciative that while the design for speed is "young pretty boy with Insanely Piercing Blue Eyes", the artists never pass up an opportunity to make him do Don Knotts faces

Support trans sicko art

Important.

Tonight the Celtics beat the Wizards. Which is a bit like beating the Washington Generals

Yea this is the main reason I have no interest in going back to rewatch…..I would be too annoyed by too many of the male actors

I don't have any strong feelings about Parks and Rec. I wonder if it's legacy would be better if it had more than like, two likeable male lead actors

Cynthia said, "Aloof wife? Sounds like a you problem"

I know, I know. Second quarter. But still. You gotta fire Nico

Bill Ackman realizing his money can't buy an election

Saying "couldn't be me" so loud the pigeons in front of the park bench scatter

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

kind of having a reaction like ash to the xenomorph at seeing the fullness of this thing in action. real "its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility" hours in terms of getting your kid to fuck up your credit rating

Worried how the rest of the country will fare if the worst people alive really do decide to all leave New York at once. What happens when a town's asshole population ticks up without warning

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

I love Rama Duwaji's plates

Friends— here it is. Updated & expanded thanks to the space afforded to me in the @therumpus.net & the guidance of the brilliant @roxanegay.bsky.social’s edits. The win centers Muslims humanity — but what does that mean in a country that rejects that? therumpus.net/2025/11/05/z...

Telling a guy to touch grass but then he touches the vines from The Ruins: Oh no. Fuck. That's not what I meant. Shit

Bryan Adams wearing a shirt that just says, "Not Ryan Adams"

Thinking about the glass of warm mulled cider I had yesterday... pretty good

Perplexed by Ryan Adams. He combined country music with a snotty punk rock attitude, and is also racist and stupid? A head scratcher.

Stealing this sign for when I have a date at my house and am forcing them to watch Andrei Rublev

“The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.” ~ Mikko Harvey

Congrats Zohran on being the first Mets fan to realize that if he wanted to see a big win in his lifetime he’d have to do it himself

Lovers / modern student au #jayvik

It's interesting talking to my non-desi friends about the slew of racism against Mamdani. Many of them are shocked. Personally? I'm impressed by the restraint. It's the polished, censored, made-for-TV version of what I've been listening to my whole life.

i appreciate all the congrats but i got an orchi about 2 years ago. i just woke up thinking about how funny it’d be if scarface was exactly the same but tony montana was a trans woman. thanks all! god bless!

Hey Pete who else was elected tonight

Cate Blanchett debating scary sets with her young son behind the scenes of 'The Hobbit' trilogy.

The 2028 Dem downballot field is going to be populated by 30-something DSA members and 40-something "accountants" with thousand yard stares whose opponents' search history and private communications keep mysteriously getting leaked online.

I love living next to a steel mill. I think it's chill and cool that sometimes the ground vibrates hard enough that it shakes our bed. I like that anything you store outside turns black

This is good. On the linguistic roots why, people say Mandami and why it's not just linguistics (i.e. the impulse is linguistic but at this point for certain people it's deliberate)

"On your Marx, get set, Zo" is admittedly pretty fun

bless lmao

Locking all centrist pundits into an all-inclusive resort with no wifi and keeping them there until we fix this big mess

"I wonder if the author fact checked this single sentence detailing how the characters get from Location A to Location B in 1922" said literally nobody EVER, and yet...

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.