To put it mildly is now unfortunately one of my favorites

Imagine outmogging the *Twin Peaks cast*. Dear Lord

It really is a toweringly misguided thing. Hard to think of something quite similar

Folks,

Honestly, if I was making that kind of money from a podcast, I would not shut up about it, either

My son, Gaston, is so based when we went to dinner he asked for four dozen eggs to help him get large. Then he asked for five dozen eggs to become roughly the size of the barge. The LA waitstaff was stunned

The Atlantic Special

Classic wikipedia jumpscare

it's wild his full name was entertainment entertainment cummings

Watching RedLetterMedia to find out that All-Access Hollywood has been cancelled, Shudder will probably be shuttered, and there's a movie called "Whistle" that's not very good but looks great

Walking by like, "Sorry. Sorry for bothering you. Sorry. I love you"

Spending my Saturday in the normal way: unconscious from 3 to 8pm

New, from me.

This video about voice acting styles is so damn interesting www.instagram.com/reel/DV2Esov...

The Maxx was my Sandman. Thank you Sam Kieth

Fine FINE I'll watch the show

If you told me the Duggars were responsible for 5-10% of all sexual crime in this country, I'd believe it

Reading about Nicholas Brendon and then staring at a wall for awhile

a fun fact that I will never tire of is that the brits cooked up the idea of a “vote of no confidence“ specifically to ditch the govt that lost the war against the US colonies, which is why our constitutional tradition doesn’t benefit from their innovation

I would also venture to say that no waitstaff in L.A. would be so shaken by the antics of an asshole manboy looking to harass them

I just checked and Saxon is 20 years old. That is a grown up man ordering milk like a Droog

But Black Dynamite, I consume petroleum-based products and services!

My strongest opinion is they get away with it because Beatle or Beetle, it's a fun-sounding word, and beatles are neat little creatures. So it's allowed

When you're living in America/ at the end of the millenium/ you can still flip your phone

Unfortunate that there is no alternative, as there are few tasks as onerous and unlikely to draw volunteership than taking photos of animals

I too have some thoughts on the Shy Girl mess (free to read) www.patreon.com/posts/mia-cu...

They should give the Mark Twain Prize to Conner O'Malley

Getting all my beautiful friends together to dig up Hugh Hefner's grave and rebury him as far away from Marilyn Monroe's grave as possible

participants from Benin's Vodun Day Festival, celebrated every January 10th.

Nina Hagen has a song where she says "I love everybody" but in this threatening, hissing growl and that's pretty much how I feel too

"For a man that’s often portrayed as an obsessive, single-minded filmmaker, it’s insight into other things that interest Miyazaki." understatement bigger than mount fuji

It's a small thing amid so much death, but a thing I hate about modern war is it pushes everybody watching it to their emotional limit while underlining their powerlessness to stop it so social media seems to get mean with folks lashing out at each other over small stuff to feel control

Watching the last Nicholas Brendon Instagram video he posted and it's so fucking sad. Health in shambles, reading off people's terrible screen names in someone else's voice. That we only get one life can feel miraculous. Sometimes I feel like we should have haggled

I think it's sweet how other countries think we're smart

Finding out my friend went on a date with a founding BLM member. Friend: She wanted to go to a Celine Dion concert. When I said it was too expensive, she suggested we write letters to prisoners Me: That was her backup option for Celine???? Also.... you should have married her

빅토르 표정연습😼😽🙀

I always hate making posts like this, but I’m afraid I’m short on rent by about $180 due to the doctors office I had my surgeries at charging me a month earlier than expected. It won’t be due until the 30th, so there’s no rush, and anything helps! Thank you so, so much. ko-fi.com/crispinophur...

Having my parents over so my dad can ask me if I've heard that Cade Cunningham is sick, and that he's really gotten into Family Guy

I'm sorry this is 100% a skill issue. This car would have simply been eaten by the car behind it in India and traffic would have proceeded as normal

Okay but what if they'd gone and Trump got put in the Dorture Chamber. Feels like a missed chance

Handsome man :)

for my nonmuslim friends please know that trying to fast when your period is (over)due is like constantly hearing the sonic drowning music in your head Except It Doesn't Stop

can it be closed down sooner

Oompa Loompa doompita dee Stop doing high-skilled labor for free

Oompa Loompa dippity doo She is not Thinking of you

eid meowbarak

If the Oompa Loompas sang about you, what character flaw would they highlight

If the Oompa Loompas sang about you, what character flaw would they highlight

I believe this is the first time there's not been an Eid prayer at al-Aqsa since 1967

Driving the Richard Scarry apple car and immediately getting into the kind of multi-car accident that scars the people that witness it. Charred interiors. Smell of burning hair. Glass everywhere. It's really a horrible vehicle