Moment I think about sometimes

"How good can a movie be when its leads have zero chemistry" Pretty good!!!!

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Learn to code, but for the Kennedys

Kennedy? The weirdo trying to round up autistic kids? No thanks!!!!!

You never take me to Bangladesh, you never beat a congressman Zohran's endorsed

The last time I did comedy before things shut down from covid was at a stand-up show. I was heckled so badly the guy had to be escorted out. When I later exited the building I saw a crowd watching the heckler back his car into another car

I think what the New York elections prove is that the anti-Mamdani movement is adrift without the charismatic leadership of Andrew Cuomo

in general i think mamdani has demonstrated himself to be a very shrewd political tactician and if you don’t like something he does i think it is worth assuming, more often than not, that (1) he knows things you don’t and (2) his reasoning is sound

Splitting being a grownup and a child straight down the middle by eating Lucky Charms while waiting for my beet to finish air frying

My roommate playing his new song during the game. I like it

Big props to Brad Lander on winning his primary. Dude has done the moral thing many times and put his body on the line against ICE. He even came to Minnesota during the ICE Occupation to see the injustice firsthand. It’s nice to see moral courage rewarded by voters.

Hearing good things are occasionally possible

Oh is there a draftsball happening 😏

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"A human life was destroyed. Annoying!!!!!!"

Lusting for power because being normal is impossible

"AI is not going away" I think it will. It will if I hate it enough lol

another devastating English loss on Massachusetts soil

Pickford somehow goal kicks it behind him like an EA FIFA glitch

The best way for this to end is for England to do an own goal, right

I’d love to read, say, 1200 words from a really good writer on why exactly the reflecting pool thing has turned into the durable embarrassment across media that a lot of other, equally public scandals or screwups could have been in the previous 18 months

Roman nose erasure

England playing a game where you try to have possession of the ball as much as possible without having anything to show for it. At this game, they're excelling

The afterschool kids keep calling England player Declan Rice "Yummy Rice." "Yummy Rice has the ball." "Yummy Rice got a yellow card." They're enjoying themselves

Still can't believe they tried to play the last 1/3 of this movie straight

England vs. Ghana. What are Ghana's chances

30 years for moving some zines www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Kudzu, you have your mission

You do the math! (you do the monster math)

This is maybe 10% heightened from real life

Hahaha I'm listening to Telemundo and they called Levi's Stadium the "Field of Jeans" hahaha

I do feel bad for all those Heat players who got traded. Miami to Milwaukee? That's some Northern Exposure shit. Unkind for someone to make a change like that on your behalf

Giannis is very good and very annoying so I'm gonna say not getting him in the trade's a wash

Why are they trading Giannis at midnight. Is this a prediction markets thing

Okay so this is like 2/3 an incredible comedy and 1/3 a boring snore. It's like someone told them to stop being funny. If they had landed the plane, it would have been such a banger. I hang my hat in remorse

This is like if Blazing Saddles was a Paul Newman movie

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an american tail is so hilariously Jewish immigrant left wing pro trade unionist anti-czarist propaganda and I love all that but I struggle with it due to its anti cat racism

They should give Senegal a few more minutes just for fun

I’m in charge of all the Monday night Kurt Russell/Jodie Foster double features for several weeks and I’m taking the responsibility v seriously 🎞️🎞️

Asking the witch in the forest if a unicorn will still rest its head in my lap if I've only done hand stuff

this is the scariest man in football

seeing people share their taylor lorenz stories after her latest blowup, so i’ll just add that last year once we finally blocked one another she started texting people i know suggesting i might be funded by peter thiel to try to discredit me

The thing about reading @markharris.bsky.social’s Mike Nichols book is there are moments when you’re reading something universally relatable about the difficulty of creating something, and then you hit a phrase like “he was in a dry period, and had overextended himself in the horse market again.”

I'm on the third episode and it's incredible how accustomed you get to seeing a pair of eyeballs inside a pair of dentures and thinking "yeah, that's his face"

Man plans and God lols

Watching The Amazing Digital Circus pilot and pointing out when Jax says "ladies first" and then gets on the escalator before everybody else: That's an Easter egg

It's not easy being mug 😔