I'm not afraid of hantavirus. The rodents and I have an agreement

unkillable,,, babyyyy

I don't think zone is working

I go on huge walks almost every day but it’s never to “clear my head.” Half the fun is it goes absolutely crazy up there

Mitch Hedberg if he got shrunk down to the size of a bug: Rice is great when you're hungry and want one of something

Daryl Morey is a liar

I'll watch any Dodo video. I'm not strong, man. If that kitten starts off in the dumpster, I'm not satisfied until it's purring next to an expensive guitar

McCain shouldn't be on OKC. It's cheating. It's bullshit

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

While I don’t respect what he did with Resident Evil as a director I absolutely bow down to what he did with Resident Evil as a Wife Worshipper.

insane thing to say when jalen duren exists

She's so real to me

lebron james- it is up to you to minimize the amount of time i am bored tonight. the stakes have never been higher

Gonna watch this Lakers OKC game until things get out of hand

Did you ever see the series of shorts he did with Boban Marjanovic? Incredibly endearing youtu.be/135zjmv82jQ?...

I am biased because he was a Minnesota local announcer lol but I love him and saw him do a vinyl dj set at a jazz bar last year lmao

Tobias Harris: good

I can't tell if Michael Grady is a good announcer or not. Is he a little corny? Or am I too afraid of cringe

My kid is a college senior and wrote this email to his prof today (Gen Z can’t catch a break from once in a lifetime things happening annually to them…)

Took a shower for the exact duration of the Pistons Cavs halftime. Proud of myself

*snuggling into my blankie* ball is life

Duncan Robinson is so good. But his mustache is so bad. Land of contrasts

Time for basketball :)

That's genuinely so crazy

i had hoped i would never have to make a post like this, but one of my cats just passed away and im getting overwhelmed by the costs of his emergency care, and i just found out theres going to be more vet bills on the way for his sister im asking for any help i can get, reposts are much appreciated

the bluesky Purge of all the best posters has now reached its conclusion. if you are still able to see this, i have terrible news for you

What irritates me is that nobody gives a damn. Even the most ardent non-black leftists are telling Platner to talk to Tucker Carlson. This is the result of antiblackness and still you will accept antiblackness from your politicians, your celebrities, the owner of your comic shop, your uncle, etc.

The monkey on the box vs. the monkey this kid is making

every day i find an incredible guy (from a painting scroll attributed to qiu ying called "raising the alms bowl: the conversion of hariti, mother of demons) asia.si.edu/explore-art-...

I really like the most popular cat names in china

Man Japanese Dominos is operating at levels us American peasants can barely comprehend

me (at the water cooler): hey man, get up to anything fun this weekend? Grace Jones' brother: I hung out with my sister, Grace Jones.

Shakira has now produced songs for the 2006, 2010, 2014, and 2026 World Cups. LeBron-esque

The idea of a normal guy whose sister is Grace Jones is so compelling

My opinion is the opposite. Raisin bran crunch is the far inferior raisin bran. Who wants their raisin bran to crunch? Degenerates and criminals

now that the billionaires left new york city i was able to buy a big loft in midtown for a song. it's 1600 square feet and my neighbors are david byrne and james murphy and i've already gotten involved in their low grade conflict over who keeps putting cardboard boxes in the trash bin. thanks zohran

There are some real evil people working at the New York Post, man

it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad

Mila having the same haircut as Natalie Portman in The Professional is diabolical

"Kilcher only learned that Cameron had used her facial features so directly after an interview clip of the director began circulating on social media last year... Cameron stands with the Neytiri sketch: The actual source for this was a photo in the LA Times, a young actress named Q’orianka Kilcher"

Finding out from an Instagram Reel that snakes cannot recognize human faces. Thinking maybe the serpent had no idea it was offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam and Eve. Maybe he thought they were just like. A random couple of guys

the more I think about it, the more I feel like “Odysseus is from Boston” is true in a sort of ecstatic truth way

What's nice about Wemby is he's a great player. But more importantly, his nickname is a lot of fun to say

Anthony Bourdain biopic feels a little soon

thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center

Apparently going from private to public on Instagram is an easy way to immediately get 300 new followers

I fucking hate these two fuckers

Fuck, game's on ESPN. I don't have that!!!!!

The rain has stopped, the birds are singing and the baby foxes are back.