Watching Jalen Brunson like, "I wish I were an expert at using my body to draw contact 😔"

"Damn, we didn't really think about it"- the Federation

It's so funny when they call a foul wnen there's zero seconds left on the clock. Fans are trying to celebrate or sulk, man. Game's over

It's Shamet Time

Will watch the new Muppet Show if Kermit sounds right. Does he

America: where you can sell a random “wellness” drink at CVS, claim it “may” somehow “reinforce” your immune system, and literally call it “The Flu Shot.”

Jordan Clarkson is cooking

Lowkey my easy cheat for getting better at character design is just drawing Crash Bandicoot characters

In 2011 I had a well-sourced story on medical students doing unauthorized gynecological exams on unconscious patients without consent and we didn't publish it at a major women's mag because my boss, whose husband was a new doctor, said "He told me that doesn't happen." www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

if there's whipped cream on boobs that's varsity blues if beyonce is stressed you're watching obsessed

Lingering in the dispensary until I can figure out which Ali Larter movie they're playing on the big screen

A lot might be fucked up, but at least the president of my alma mater Bard College isn't deeply implicated in [touching earpiece] Hm. Hmmm. Hmmmmmmm

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Lately

RIP, girl in 1980 single-panel comic. You would have loved A03

Kids keep asking me what I'm drawing. Man, I don't know

I wish the trade deadline was once a month.

Oh thank god, more NBA trades

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It’s a neo noir where he plays a gay detective set in 1930s Los Angeles, which sounds amazing

The hero we need

Choices were made

There's like 10 distinct things pissing me off and I feel like I'm dying lol

Looking up crafts for work and dying at these elephants. Why do they look like that

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The only videogame I've ever felt that I was good at

oh my god.

"Wearing an Epstein-branded top" He had his own merch???????

Man

They banned dril? What are they, afraid of the dentist

Every time Graham Linehan does something, it's really tempting to go to the Kids in the Hall official Facebook page and comment with "this is the guy Scott supports." I think I need better outlets lol

From the Pied Piper of Hamelin to Lizzo, you cannot trust anybody who plays the flute. Cursed instrument

Getting queerbaited by a dog playing chess, but it's sponsored by Red Bull so the dog also has goggles on and is skydiving out of a plane wearing rollerblades

"Do you think Ghislaine Maxwell woke up every dat trafficking children" Yeah. I mean. Yeah, I think that her main thing

Does the White House still have a big hole in it

Instagram serves me a lot of in memoriam posts because they tend to rise in the algorithm from the number of likes they receive, and an illustrator who died of cancer wrote "I'm sure I'll be going to a place where I can draw every day," and I think I'll be sad forever

So annoyed about comedy stuff I'm feeling aggro. Why can't I ever be fuckin chill lol

Watching the new Boy Throb video. I think if Darshan makes it to the U.S. and performs with the boys in person, it will be so genuinely cathartic youtu.be/B2_Ym5n1zQo?...

The new LoL patch notes calling Jayce Viktor’s “better half” in a romantic light… Falling for this is like losing at chess to a dog but in my defense the dog is getting really good at chess

One day, I'll play Roblox and know what the hell I'm drawing for these kids

I used to mourn his death, I still mourn his death, but I used to too

RIP Mitch Hedberg

"Arctic Monkeys" would be a great name for a sports team from above the Arctic Circle.

Dad: Are the Arctic Monkeys Finnish Me: Think they're British. [checks] They're from Sheffield Dad: I see... Sheffield Wednesday Me: I don't know what that is Dad: Their football club Me: Okay Dad: You can look it up Me: I believe you

The world may be awful but nothing distracts quite like a weird NBA trade.

Reading about SCTV and am immediately overwhelmed by the idea of a town that changes countries based on where its local broadcast airs

This is literally a perfect drawing of Stephen Spielberg

Love an itty bitty creature footprint

Guy who's convinced that the dogs who lose the Puppy Bowl are all put down, but tries to not let that affect his enjoyment of the game

Batman is a fantasy where disrupting a party full of rich people is a bad thing