I always admired Kaleb Horton's writing so much and am terribly sorry to hear of his death. It's a long list of singular writers who didn't have the careers they should have because of the people, places, and things that killed online media, but his name is right at the very top. I hate all of it.

metrograph is playing "birth" at 10pm tonight lol

the march for palestinian freedom that went to the UN yesterday was funny. it kicked off at 8:30 am. participants were mostly retirees because it was a friday morning. there was a man with a walker (✊), a minions backpack, and a guy arguing with balaclava guys over how they'd be perceived.

the lifelong american indoctrination that we are a country specifically formed on democracy and that authoritarianism cannot happen here

i feel like americans are waiting for some official declaration from some ambiguous authority figure that we are in fascism now

From the ASPCA team. Dude fell out of a fourth-floor window less than two weeks ago, but sure!

One Battle After Another has to be the most well-timed film release of all time. Jarring.

I was asked by @gqmagazine.bsky.social to write a little bit about just going bald in the age of widespread head-shaving and affordable, believable hair transplants...so I did!

i get to see him at the ASPCA hospital today. it'll only be for 15 minutes (lol), but i'm excited!

i'm very, very opposed to compulsive incarceration to the point where i recently kept myself in physical danger rather than call the nypd but holy shit elizabeth gilbert seems like she should go to jail

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well, that was f-ing depressing 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

feeling incredibly adam sandler THIS IS HOW I WIN 😎

Curtis Sliwa is Curtis Sliwa but he is unequivocally a New Yorker, which is more than can be said for at least two candidates in this mayoral race.

Andrew Cuomo discussing Serie A would be a great day online for me, personally.

Hi @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, which F1 driver and/or team do you support?

Andrew Cuomo could appeal to millennials by saying "I actually only root for Crystal Palace"

Andrew Cuomo correctly comes out in support of Seat 4

COOL IDEA: How geothermal technology could chill MTA’s sauna-like subway platforms. 🥵 🚇 ❄️ “There is a lot of heat produced down there and then it accumulates and there’s nowhere to go.” ❄️ 🚇 🥵 NEW story in @thecity.nyc www.thecity.nyc/2025/09/25/m...

i am wearing linen that feels dry with a denim jacket that feels wet. why.

the biggest audio diff i've noticed between spotify and apple is for tracks/albums that are hardcore designed to be played in stereo. lola vs powerman in particular.

the VP of baseball ops is actually younger than pre-draft shortstops

first you’re older than the players, then you’re older than the managers, then you’re older than the player’s kid who rose up to the majors, then you’re older than the player’s kid who becomes a manager, then older than the players’s kid’s kid, then you’re older than the VP of baseball operations

turned on a random episode of sesame street for a toddler and the musical guest was maggie goddamn rogers. an american institution is trying to raise a generation of singer-songwriters who have no juice. ms. rachel would never.

Fisher update: The ASPCA vet began her call today by saying "I LOVE HIM" and said he's feeling well enough to bother everyone for attention. Just got these photos.

my friend @alexshephard.bsky.social recommended this mega-tome about the beatles' early days. i am only in january 1961 and have 18 hours left at 1.2 speed lmao.

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

I wrote a little bit about new years and new beginnings in this week's That's Marvelous. Shana tova! Read the whole thing here: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/150-rosh-has...

what an insane turn of events for curtis sliwa. good for him, or whatever.

TREATED AND 'STREETED': "The Big Apple’s $30-billion social safety net amounts to a badly frayed patchwork of systems that still cannot reliably get New Yorkers in psychiatric crisis from subway platforms to hospital beds, a Streetsblog investigation has found." - nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/09/23/t...

blessed notification

popping back in from mat leave to say i profiled @katmabu.bsky.social for @wired.com and you should read it! she's running a fascinating campaign: www.wired.com/story/kat-ab...

GWAR is the moral bedrock of American culture nypost.com/2025/09/21/u...

ty lenol sounds like the name of a quad a reliever

you have to read this story. it's cartoonishly dumb behavior.

can't get an update on the aspca investigation into what happened to my dog because the nypd's animal cruelty specialist had to go do coverage for the united nations this week

HAPPY NEW SEASON OF BLOWBACK EVERYONE blowback.show

Why Defector is intervening to make public a confidential document in the Tyreek Hill case: defector.com/why-defector...

this story sent me into a Sandinista! on repeat fixation spiral

i fear the zohraniacs have lost the plot

If you want to understand this Trump administration's rampant corruption ... you have to go back to Eric Adams, and how they made the case against him disappear. I got a bunch of new details on this deep dive for @nytimes.com ... www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/o...

sounds like they stuck the landing on the program www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/n...

a+++++ newswriting www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/w...

Just saw a guy wearing both a keffiyeh and a Gamecocks dri-fit polo because every combination of personal attributes is possible in Brooklyn. We have one of everybody

love having @cooperlund.online on call as my personal IT agent. he's advised me against using "420" as the load-bearing numerals in all of my important passwords from now on.

i can't believe that i'm going to have to be so happy the next time fisher wakes me up by sneezing on my face

Fisher zooted off Fisher not zooted off pain meds. pain meds.

Some dogs come back fetching at even higher velocities

me, an intellectual: did you know that if he tore one of his ligaments it can be repaired AND reinforced by braiding a small piece of plastic into the ligament casing? veterinarians, professionals: ma'am this has nothing to do with your dog

Today's Fisher update: He's in the ASPCA ICU for another night so that they can keep him on injectable pain meds (slay). They ran new x-rays now that he's less swollen and still no visible fractures or tears in his legs or paws. He's still generally banged up but seems to be getting better.