it's houndstooth

ok but why does my 10 year old dog do gymnastics to pee

if you like jokes about pet behavior i must recommend my favorite musical artist, Puppy Songs. www.instagram.com/puppysongs/?...

please just let me make a joke about my dog

WOW!!!!!!!

imagine being the mayor of atlanna and having to say "make america trae young again"

for me it's the obvious thrill in zohran's eyes before he mentions and imitates jalen brunson in his inaug speech

reading the only remaining newspaper with true metro coverage — which is operating with a (unionized!) skeleton staff under vulture capitalists

who called it the dsa mayor inauguration and not the rose ball 2/10 total flop why even post this

I wrote about how surprised I still am a candidate for NYC mayor won in large part by talking incessantly about buses, and also about how making them fast as promised will be an immense challenge. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

every dude at tv eye on nye looked like a potential member of geese

one thing i very much respect about rama is her use of traditional kohl-style eyeliner 🖤

no one cares about "zohran" just give us more rama content

who called it the Orange Bowl and not the Lifted or The Story Is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground game

he supports the uconn huskies wbb team but he has to take a trazodone before okc thunder and tb lightning games

was at the bar telling all of my pretentious friends how their dads' favorite cfb and nfl teams are doing and they just looked at me and said we don't care and like ok sorry for trying to foster familial connection for you guess i'll just f off then

my new year started with my best friend and i getting matching tattoos in the back of a bar lmao whoops

yeah he's probably going to take a revenge pee on my rug while i am out

i love NYE on instagram. it's like the narcissism super bowl. 🥳

perfect graf in this really good story about the future of the nba www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/d...

This is going to be so awesome. I'm a long, long super fan of anything @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social writes, from baseball to soda to now this. I'll be pre-ordering. You should, too!

COURT QUEENS is out March 17, women's hoops in pictures and words, 1890s to 2020s. It was a blast to pull together such a love letter of a coffee table book—pre-orders open everywhere you buy your books 🧡 (But 25% off for Barnes and Noble members right now! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/court-quee...)

wow, soho on december 30. i take back everything i just said about having a reason to live.

some end of yesr sincerity: this year started out at the lowest possibly point for me. just shocking depression and coping mechanisms. now i have the best version of my life yet. healthy, cared for, and optimistic for the first time ever. it will take a long time to process but for now:

undertaking the noble task of explaining to my artist boyfriend why i am always ending sentences with "things of that nature"

homage to a former bills legend

my dog wakes me up by sneezing on his face and sometimes i sneeze right in his face to show him affection in his preferred language

pope bob cares more about caleb williams than he does about harrison butker

the kyrgios sabalenka stunt match was the first sporting event billie jean king skipped in 50 years

the cat is named clemson

my what

loved seeing an instagram reel about how "timothee didn't want a stunt ass"

i want that as a dog toy

pissed off about AI today because my grandma says it keeps trying to write the second stanza in her poem about her magic muffins

pep www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8B...

holding space for gb 💚

@kimischilling.bsky.social hello?? did you forgot that you're my emotional support soccer understander???

SAVE ME ERLING HAALAND SAVE ME 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

i still cannot believe that leonard cohen was like damn i'm about to kick it better put out one of the best records of my extremely long career

bears beat the packers, white sox get a big free agent, nova knicks win the cup and a christmas game... pope bob might have just had the second-best christmas of all time

"the psycho grocery baron that david roth always wrote about"

insular takes on marty supreme: 1) casting john cats was incredibly funny and will be lost on 98% of viewers 2) taxi medallion mentioned 3) a pop culture critic taking an acting role in an oscar level film is really weird 4) god tier easter egg with a fruit based side plot in a timmy film

nurovirus

knicks winning a christmas game, timothee chalamet starring in a blockbuster, and an extreme weather forecast means that this is an all-time bad week to be an internet power user who lives anywhere other than new york

marty supreme

we are all timmy #timmy

yeah so that knicks win made me legitimately insane sorry to all who encounter me today

a quirked up white boy who did not enjoy the Knicks Sounds

PARTY SUPREME