the face a first year mlb manager makes when you ask them to explain the pitching changes the front office told them to make

didn't realize one the itysl actors is named patti harrison so when my friends were saying they saw her out here or there in manhattan i thought they were doing a bit about pattie boyd to fuck with me but they weren't and now that i type it out it seems insane to have thought that at all

new weekend fit check: jeans, top, doc oxfords, keffiyeh, rosary

pope slays in new political environment

NYC Sunday 2 pm at Terminal 5. New York is a union town Come through

yes hi can i get one "insecure" for me and one "still a virgin" for my friend

our president is clearly dumb as fuck but the last 24 hours have also revealed that his entire cabinet is full of nuremberg-bound losers and that netanyahu's bloodthirst is somehow even worse than we already knew. total loser convention.

anyway if anyone out there has a box of old aughtsy punk/b9 shirts in a basement that have the "i should really donate these" vibe pls hit me up

it feels like every millennial punk show has exactly two guys (gender neutral) wearing ceremony shirts and we're all like hey wow i see you have all the same Problems as me 😃👍

i am at least mildly regretful that i have spent the last few years obsessed with the cuban missile crisis lol

why is he serving

one of the many things I find very dispiriting about the present moment is that everyone agrees that someone should do something but the "something" almost always feels wholly inadequate (retired presidents write op-ed) or wildly implausible (general strike)

𝓐𝓾𝓰𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓝𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓖𝓸𝓵𝓯 𝓒𝓵𝓾𝓫 _____________________________________ 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓻 𝓜𝓮𝓷𝓾 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓸𝓷 ______________________________________ ℙ𝕠𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕟 (𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕚 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕥𝕖)

my take on the masters dinner is that a real competitor would spend one year developing a tolerance for massively spicy and fermented foods and then put those on the menu and make the other golfers sick for the whole tournament but i just have the heart of a champion

in a moment full of crazy events i truly have to pause to say: that:'s absolutely crazy

the lesson 2x over is that if you tell people that you are the only thing standing between them and being poor forever you can do whatever the fuck you want

congratulations everyone, we are the no good germans

Reply Guys need to unionize

i'm not jewish but i really don't think it's a good sign that this motherfucker is making himself an authority on jewish and/or/vs israeli identity

this story is so insanelt funny my god

Disrespectful to Kobe

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still no comment on arsenal or mikel arteta. telling silence from the mayor.

liars liars liars liars www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/u...

oh my god

This is painful reading — apnews.com/article/leba...

lauren betts our albuterol queen

smart story by pete wells and all of these accommodations just seem like positive moves for the entire industry www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/d...

why is the president posting like he's the lyricist from madball

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just said the phrase: "i would consider going to mass tonight after seeing the pope's tweets" 🐰

witnessed girl easter

As the new WNBA labor deal kicks in, players’ salaries are being updated on @herhoopstats.com. Example: Caitlin Clark made $76,565 as a rookie two years ago. This season she’ll make $528,846.

good morning

Too Old For The G Train At This Hour

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i feel bad for our kountry. but this would be tremendous kontent.

a rookie oversleeping and missing a game in the first week of the baseball season is just 10/10 amazing stuff

i'm 800 years old

satantango review: why are all of these people staring at me

Moment of zen. NASA astronaut and Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman took this picture of Earth from the Orion spacecraft’s window after completing the translunar injection burn. There are two auroras and zodiacal light is visible as the Earth eclipses the Sun.

For @baseballprospectus.com, an essay on baseball fandom, relocating to a new city and whether it's possible to recalibrate your sports brain when you know much more than you did as a kid: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

put on my nighttime glycolic serum before going to a screening of santantango

how weird do things have to be for the pope to talk about imperialism in his holy thursday homily www.ncregister.com/cna/pope-say...

some of us even remember @petersterne.com as "the only reporter who consistently covered the gawker trial"

Just so we’re all clear here, an NYPD officer is afraid of this dog, seen here wearing a tutu a 3 year old put on him.

an nypd officer standing one foot from my dog at an intersection told me to move him because she's afraid of dogs.

c'mon i'm pulling off the worst-timed sudden fandom of all time

we're going back to our moon lindseyadler.substack.com/p/lunacy