✨THING TWO✨ This week in TRL: the Green Goblin truck of our dreams IS REAL channel-6.ghost.io/trl-then-you...

"We know you’re the kind of hater looking for the real returns only possible through a deep commitment to hating early"; @channel6.bsky.social, like Popeyes, knows what you need at just the right time. $10/month for a hit better than therapy!

✨THING ONE✨ Report to the shareholders: How our personal investments in hating have paid off so far this year ($) channel-6.ghost.io/haters-prosp...

“Purple Fabuloso is the baby” If you aren’t a subscriber to @channel6.bsky.social mayhaps you should have one less Avocado Toast a month.

Spencer wrote these don't yell at me

✨THING ONE✨ By popular demand, the Pitt Power Rankings return channel-6.ghost.io/the-pitt-sea...

✨THING TWO✨ This week in TRL: ✅ A self-help book Spencer actually read ✅ Greenland sharks ✅ Good dog news ✅ More TV astronaut mayhem channel-6.ghost.io/trl-merrie-y...

so pay or shut the fuck up

Valued shareholders, if you were unable to access the recording of last week's live chat, it's available here now: channel-6.ghost.io/webinar-the-...

✨THING ONE✨ by popular demand, The Pitt Playoff Committee has convened channel-6.ghost.io/the-pitt-sea...

We hiked Zion last summer - it was 115 and we collectively had 12 liters of h20 on day 2 of the narrows, and I still ran out right when we got to the bus. After 1.5 days in the backcountry, we run into 10 Germans, all with 1 small bottle of Arrowhead each. All the color of tomatoes.

✨THING THREE✨ This week in TRL: ✅ Good dogs ✅ Bad hiking buddies ✅ Magic blankets ✅ Finland: Could you? channel-6.ghost.io/trl-stimming...

✨THING TWO✨ is actually ✨THING TWO✨, as it turns out some football-ass football musings about a football-ass football coach: channel-6.ghost.io/reminder-pen...

the date is wrong in the email because the lion does not concern itself with the calendar but I assure you we're doing this on Thursday

✨THING ONE✨ (which may be ✨THING TWO✨ by the time it actually happens) Let's Webinar! Our next shareholder-exclusive live chat is scheduled for Thursday at 1pm EDT. ~*$ exclusive $*~ channel-6.ghost.io/webinar-the-...

✨THIING TWO✨ This week in TRL: ✅ horny campy country song ✅ Park the Shark ✅ the meanest shit we have ever seen in the London Review of Books ✅ frozen limeade concentrate emergency ✅ more?? channel-6.ghost.io/trl-got-the-...

✨THING ONE✨ (from yesterday, is still good) Our favorite teams that never won a title, Oscars-style ($) channel-6.ghost.io/best-support...

I know where you can get two good things a week for only $10/month. @channel6.bsky.social

I've never been married, never smoked but the very first song it played, "you took all the rambling out of me" made me want to drive an 80s F150 through the backroads of Lumpkin County, cigarette in my mouth, and be pissed about how she took the damn dog in the divorce.

✨THING TWO✨ This week in TRL: Pete Carroll lore, upside-down F1 spoilers, and a country music playlist for driving to your divorce hearing channel-6.ghost.io/trl-they-say...

@channel6.bsky.social knows

this has been knocking around my head for a while, but for real: Sports get people prepared for the bullshit of politics like few other things can channel-6.ghost.io/everything-y...

✨THING ONE✨ Never trust anybody quoting "The Man In The Arena" ($) channel-6.ghost.io/everything-y...

✨THING TWO✨ This week in TRL: Doom metal, new NCAA rules, MapTap, more channel-6.ghost.io/trl-what-is-...

Andrew Jackson has real Woody Hayes vibes.

this is my new favorite thing i’ve ever read. it’s perfect, no notes

A lesser newsletter would simply handwave every president before 1880 as not knowing ball, but not here

Crying laughing and nodding solemly along with today’s @channel6.bsky.social newsletter. Everyone is exactly where they should be for the reasons they should be there, especially my boys Jimmy Garfield and Teddy

✨THING ONE✨ Channel 6 strives at all times to be gap-sound in American civics, and to fill those gaps where we find them elsewhere channel-6.ghost.io/presidential... ($)

✨THING TWO✨ This week in TRL: Skimo, winter cars, and your tales of sports meltdowns channel-6.ghost.io/trl-theres-a...

this was back from April after Liu shocked everyone (including herself) by winning a World Championship, her skating was the best sports thing I watched in 2025 and it might be the best thing in 2026, too channel-6.ghost.io/free-skate/

“fuck this, fuck my skis, fuck my poles, fuck everything I’m going to live in the woods now” is the single most relatable thing an Olympian has done so far I sure can’t do any of the stuff these people can but I will absolutely go live in the woods if I fuck up badly enough

“This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever read.” - Me, a grown-ass man who can still vividly recall air balling two free throws during intramural hoops in 2007

✨THING ONE✨ In which the Channel 6 team finds itself at a philosophical crossroads channel-6.ghost.io/on-the-freed...

✨THING TWO✨ This week in TRL: Darrell Royal, doubles luge, Celine Dion, and oh hey it's Jon channel-6.ghost.io/trl-everybod...

✨THING ONE✨ Friday marks the return of WEBINAR, our shareholder-exclusive live chat series. Get your questions in now: channel-6.ghost.io/webinar-the-...

In which @channel6.bsky.social discusses Cairn, a game where doing mushrooms and licking toads makes mountain climbing easier. This game repeatedly made me throw my controller in a way historically reserved for my older brother winning on a blocked 2-point conversion in NCAA 06. 10/10 - No Notes

Confirmed

Dying laughing at this

✨THING TWO✨ This week in TRL: ✅ what do you mean there’s a rock climbing video game ✅ what if Nick Saban but figure skater ✅ stealing cable in 2026 Free to read when you sign up for our email list (also free): channel-6.ghost.io/trl-the-moun...

As a Seattleite, I feel seen by the @channel6.bsky.social Super Bowl preview. Now please stop looking at me. (Retreats into a ball of Cotopaxi down)

✨THING ONE✨ A surprisingly lengthy Super Bowl preview! ($) channel-6.ghost.io/slander-bowl...

Thanks to @channel6.bsky.social for sharing this thread in their newsletter. 🫡

✨THING TWO✨ TRL is: - our offseason newsletter - free to read when you sign up for our email list (which is also free) - featuring more than the usual amount of kangaroos this week channel-6.ghost.io/trl-13/

" I’d rather believe in a conspiracy theory about a Big Ten ag school trying out powerful cattle hormones on willing subjects seeking unnatural speed and tackling power. " Fuck. Even as the Ag school in Indiana Purdue can't do this right.

My favorite line? Oklahoma as "Irresistible antibiotic-resistant football."

✨THING ONE✨ Last Top Whatever 'til August, feat. Indiana, Miami, Oklahoma (??), Ohio State [sigh], and the impending divorce of the barking guy from the Allstate ad ($) channel-6.ghost.io/top-whatever...

our free @channel6.bsky.social newsletter, The Rare Literal, returns with 1. questions about hallucinogenic mushrooms 2. thunderous music recs 3. more advice on how to run the ball in your community 4. a request for the entire Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown series channel-6.ghost.io/trl-12/

✨THING TWO✨ This week in TRL: Geese (the band), Die Spitz (also a band), Werner Herzog, and a long-lost series of Time-Life books free to read when you sign up for our also-free email list channel-6.ghost.io/trl-12/

It's true