This is why I subscribe to @channel6.bsky.social for this hard hitting (unlike the participants in this slow-mo brawl) journalism. I couldn't click the link faster.

you thought a fight at a Bass Pro Shops was gonna happen without a @channel6.bsky.social FIGHT REPORT with special guest @joelanderson.bsky.social? You fool, you absolute rube, you channel-6.ghost.io/fight-report...

I have not laughed as hard as I did at the annotated breakdown of the Bass Pro Shops fight by @channel6.bsky.social in weeks, y’all

You’re welcome, viewers

I think @channel6.bsky.social said it best:

✨THING ONE✨ Okay, Ohio State, we see you. Hope you enjoyed your stroll channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

someone on today’s @channel6.bsky.social morning show mentioned that San Francisco is now ACC territory & I’m still giggling abt it

last call for your WEBINAR questions for today’s pregame WEBINAR, shareholders

7, 8, and 13 win the week

i like sour cream but STANK-SPACKLE had me cackling

✨THING ONE✨ High this week: A&M, Indiana, Vanderbilt, Georgia Tech. Obviously?? channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

Last call for WEBINAR questions for our attractive and generous subscribers; instructions are in your email 👀

My Stanford Plan: 1) I’m the type of person people in polo shirts trust. 2) I don’t ask for assistant salaries bc cost of living, sleep in the office. Stanford boosters yearn to make employees live in the office. 3) I win 0 games, but throw grand parties like Hoover during the Great Depression

The free edition of the @channel6.bsky.social newsletter asks the question: Which open Power Four college football gig is best for you? channel-6.ghost.io/game-theory-...

✨AN ANNOUNCEMENT✨ Charity Bowl donors, @homefield.bsky.social is donating 10% of YOUR ticket purchases for next week's live @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social in Myrtle Beach to @newap-georgia.bsky.social channel-6.ghost.io/peo-of-the-c...

at least SOMEONE is thinking of the important things, Miami's longsnapper.

✨THING ONE✨ In Indiana, horses shoot you: channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

Just watch that until I get the @channel6.bsky.social Top Whatever done here okay (it's coming, there was just...a lot this week)

A @channel6.bsky.social alert, we'll be traveling tomorrow and thus unable to do our morning chat Fullcast After Dark cannot be stopped by the tides or the stars, however

UNC's in the koala habitat, just smooth-brained & inert, munching on eucalyptus while the tree it's on is a literal bomb that's on fire

At long last, Indiana is extracting the blood

The Top Whatever is up for subscribers, this week we suggest that you hire a serial killer to be your head coach and marvel at the face-eating Texas Tech Red Raiders channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

✨THING ONE✨ ($) Our proprietary rankings are long on Indiana, Alabama, and Georgia this week: channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

The Top Whatever is running long but to be fair EVERYTHING happened this week

🚨 Last call for pregame show questions 🚨 (instructions on where to send those questions are in here) ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Why I pay for @channel6.bsky.social: Scoring points quickly would have helped the Nittany Lions, but hurrying a James Franklin team is like asking a sloth to hurry up in the shitter. The sloth doesn’t understand the words or the concept, and all the yelling only frightens and confuses them more.

✨THING ONE✨ No one ever mentions how fun the dead cat bounce is for the dead cat! ($) channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

Hello valued subscribers, Top Whatever is running a little late again today because Top Whatever is running a little long again today. Nice problem to have, thank you for your patience and patronage.

@channel6.bsky.social the dark secret of that coffee cup is it's also for dip spit.

✨PROGRAMMING NOTE✨ No pregame chat tomorrow morning due to gameday travel, but we’ll see most of y’all tomorrow night for FCAD

This killed me @channel6.bsky.social

Thank you to @channel6.bsky.social for putting this lovely reference to my favorite commercial right after the discussion of how terrible my team's offense is in this week's Top Whatever; made me genuinely smile after getting pissed off all over again, great palate cleanser lol 💜💛

✨THING ONE✨ Here's 3,000+ words concerning the events of Week 5, don't read and drive, you are welcome ($) channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

dear @channel6.bsky.social shareholders, Top Whatever is running late today, nothing’s wrong, there’s just way more we wanted to write about after this weekend. Nice problem to have, thank you for your patience

Last call for questions 📉

this post alone is worth the subscription

✨THING ONE✨ #RankSyracuse #RankVanderbilt #RankTulsa #MEMPHISMEMPHISMEMPHIS channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

an important free @channel6.bsky.social question no one seems to have asked about Dabo's press conference/diatribe this week: Did he talk his shit, though? channel-6.ghost.io/did-dabo-tal...

"The Jackets run the ball twice as much as they throw it, because nothing’s more frustrating than getting wham blocked by a guy who can do calculus." will never forget the season we had two players leave early for the first round of the NFL draft and 1 player leave early for Microsoft

✨THING ONE✨ Which teams earned the distinction of being the first game this season that made us say "Hey, maybe this game shouldn’t have happened?" channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

This is an excellent guide for fighting large children and I am grateful for it. My (now extremely large) son continues to be at a significant disadvantage due to my extensive study of pro wrestling, but that is only going to let me survive for so long.

Got that fixed, thanks to everybody bearing with us during what is apparently Haint Week

✨THING ONE✨ Putting USF, Iowa State, Mississippi State, and Illinois in the top ten, AS GOD INTENDED channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

the HAINT has returned in full force for Week 2: not only do we not know how this happened but we can’t figure out how to fix it 🫠

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@channel6.bsky.social McHappy’s in Athens broke out the Mothman cookies for WVU @ Ohio today!

Those Super Bowl rings sure are pretty, Bill. Anyway, here’s a UTSA transfer RB built like a deep freezer breaking off a 75-yard TD.

This week’s @channel6.bsky.social newsletter is gold: “The stadium is empty and the champions of the Armed Forces Bowl have you in the kill room with the plastic sheeting up and everything.” Welcome to the NCAA, Bill.