It’s hilarious how much Jenson Button obviously hates her ass when they do TV together

Welp at least we got one good CFB game it’s been real

same, brother

This rooster, by nature of being pedigreed, somehow escapes classification as poultry? Yet he struts around and demands chicken-type amenities, and awakens the farm noisily at dawn as he pleases? Curious.

we will solve this problem

Thinking about them

MY MAN

And brother let’s let everyone in on something: Rutgers is going to be broke foreeeeeeeevvvver They are paying their debts off on the 1st of Never

I think the real reason the Big Ten is looking into private equity is because the people who run athletic departments are fucking terrible at managing budgets

the last bit about arc lighting vs incandescent lighting in Red Dead 2 is insane youtu.be/mTtMCoJrGxk?...

Extra pumps

Curt Cignetti is in this video for like one second and he’s TERRIFYING

Modelos Never Tasted So Good: ‘One Battle After Another’ is a Perfect Movie open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

we are, indeed, talking about the bucks

The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this week celebrates the September Maryland in all of us (including the actual 4-0 September Maryland) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/y...

A couple of eps in, and I’m hooked. It’s confirming what I knew/suspected with facts and admissions after the fact. I still love this stupid game, and this won’t change that, but it’s exposing and confirming some ideas on how it could/should be more fair and equitable. Nice job 👍

I now own exactly one piece of NFL gear

[holds up lighter while listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social talk about bringing back ties to college football]

Putting me on here with Jelani Cobb is like having a Kendrick Lamar/Ween double bill

demonstrating sportsmanship, roll tide

ALL OF THEM

One Battle After Another fucking SLAMS

balls aren’t being rubbed

I'm gonna watch it but the theme for this week's CFB schedule is "games no one asked for"

it rules that Jurgen Klopp does not miss coaching at all www.nytimes.com/athletic/666...

DON DRAPER: I grew up in a haunted house. I would put out bowls of spaghetti and tell visitors it was guts. Grapes, eyeballs. One of the older boys, who would lunge at people in a wolfman mask, looked after me. The only time I wasn’t scared was when I was eating Reese’s Pieces.

watched like three seconds of Hegseth and woo call him the Secretary of War cause my boy is bombing hard

If you weren’t watching Bengals/Broncos and wanted to know how it is going, Joe and Troy were just talking about the moon midway through the third quarter

the dolphins unis look like an old Miami Subs restaurant at night, they're sick as hell

wrote about the most beautiful play in college football history channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

Ah man Roscoe the Bulldog is gone

TOP WHATEVER UP. Week five was massive, like a giant offensive lineman charging eleven yards toward the endzone with the game on the line. So we went long. channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

Solidarity to the occupied city of DC which I’ll get busy hating again when they’re free

My answer is just a room with every city in the state of Florida fighting over the title

dear @channel6.bsky.social shareholders, Top Whatever is running late today, nothing’s wrong, there’s just way more we wanted to write about after this weekend. Nice problem to have, thank you for your patience

reevaluating

oh that's insane

This was Kaleb's piece on Norm. Absolutely fucking amazing piece of writing from an absolutely fucking amazing guy. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

not sure I want a Senator's phone number in my phone

he's the greatest, and also: We have a ridiculously talented bunch of announcers calling every sport today, it's absurd how good they are

me and the boys making billions as anime smugglers

always nostalgic about the wrong things too (right thing = Craig Krenzel winning football games with 11/28 stat line and 82 yards passing)

time for the tweet again

this is all made funnier by the universal opinion of service staff at these events that the Euros are way nicer and cooler than the American golfers, who are all weird badly socialized cats raised as test tube golf savants

someone threw a beer at Rory McIlroy's wife at the Ryder Cup, I did not know you could get this militant about golf

Play of the year to this point

THE MEME IS REAL