Your half-assed Top Chef season 23 preview: we got a married couple, one ascot, identical twins, and something called “Sieger Bayer.” open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

This should be front page news. There should be hearings about it.

Frotcast 666: Number of the Least. Talking 'Melania' with @davidfarrier.com, who mistook @franifio.bsky.social for a right-wing influencer www.patreon.com/posts/frotca...

They gotta go to prison

it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"

Surreal touch that this was written for a movie in which Chris Rock voices one of Bill Murray's white blood cells

It's been really lovely reading all the tributes to Dan. Many people have asked if they can contribute to support his wife and son. You can do so here: everloved.com/life-of/dan-...

Reminded of the time I was forced to take a 50% pay cut right before moving to LA per company request, with the moving truck literally in my driveway at the time. Alllmost got back to my original salary before I was laid off five years later with a one-year-old at home.

What we need is a forced de-billionaireization.

the ancient world just intuitively understood that hot beverages taste better when poured out of a little dude. we had the technology before, and we can again.

I do enjoy how many of these guys who turned their brains into sludge on come cocktail of roids think there is a huge unserved audience of MAGA chuds who desperately want to read the newspaper.

only just now learning that Jeff Bezos' father was a famous unicyclist en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Jor...

Guy doesn't want to spend his money on news anymore, only on $75 million documentaries about the president's wife that he appears in

Frotcast 666: Number of the Least. Talking 'Melania' with @davidfarrier.com, who mistook @franifio.bsky.social for a right-wing influencer www.patreon.com/posts/frotca...

Strip Law character reel meet Lincoln Gumb, Sheila Flambe, Irene Gumb and Glem Blorchman you're gonna wanna forget your family's names and memorize those

This generation of rich literally too dumb to manufacture consent.

I know you all might be Melania'ed out, but this review is very entertaining.

You'd think raising a billion fucking dollars and then getting their ass handed to them might change this but alas

More libtarded propaganda from the hard left *checks notes* …Cato Institute.

The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023. The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets. https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3

You have no idea how hard I had to suppress laughter in an audience full of true believers when she said "A-merry-cans."

The late great Bob Ritchie. I haven't listened to his music, but they tell me he was a big fan of mine. He said on television "I love Donald Trump." If he were the worst singer, I'd say he's great to me.

Thank you @vincemancini.bsky.social for watching Melania so we don’t have to. And thank you for this glorious paragraph in your GQ review! www.gq.com/story/melani...

"NFL fans, we've seen your jersey feedback, and we take it very seriously. We’ve let Patriots and Seahawks fans down with product availability – we own that and we are sorry." Indistinguishable from what Chat GPT says whenever it fucks up (which is any time you ask it something)

Crazy how many times I've seen or referenced this picture not registering that it was taken on the central coast.

Nephew was watching Happy Gilmore 2 again the other night and I think the craziest thing Sandler did was to hand out cameos to all his favorite podcasters and keep cutting back to them throughout the movie.

White shirt kid should've finished choking him out.

The podcast is named “Diary of a CEO.”

im lieutenant columbo and i fuck my thick wife crazy style

Hail St. Nick!

Update: I went to see ‘Melania’ in a PACKED theater, and I’m pretty sure no one was there ironically. www.gq.com/story/melani...

SEND HELP is a dumb fun January movie if you don’t think too hard and leave 10 minutes early. vincemancini.substack.com/p/send-help-...

Your stupid misspelled brand name printed upside down, everyone involved in making this and anyone who buys it belong in prison.

SEND HELP is a dumb fun January movie if you don’t think too hard and leave 10 minutes early. vincemancini.substack.com/p/send-help-...

“She and her husband talk and interact with all of the intimacy of a CEO addressing his employees over Zoom at a company all-hands.” I laughed for five minutes after reading that line.

here's my first-hand report from one, I saw it with my own eyes, albeit in barely-not-rural Fresno, CA (542,000 residents). www.gq.com/story/melani...

Lol at how we're defining "rural" now.

Dark Woke is here

When you heights but she keeps wuthering

Wow, so humbled that the Frotcast won the Grammy for best podcast named for a sex act for the tenth year in a row.

Some conservatives are convinced that Paul McCartney and Bob Dylan will join Erika Kirk at the TPUSA halftime show and they think this is what it'll look like

AI writing still sounds like soulless drivel. I find reading it so demoralizing.

I feel like the rest of the world could all chip in and get Brazil some more last names. It’s the least we can do.

So pretty much the same thing that happened last time they fought less than a year ago? Not sure we needed to run that one back.

Dan Prostituta

I swear I’ve gotten seven dem fundraising emails just this morning. Please accept my hardest “fuck off and die”

Wait til you see the clip of he and Michael Jackson singing along to R Kelly www.instagram.com/reel/DRxDnci...