well hey, no one ever called him mitch mcconscious

"Starring Neb Chupin as SWAT Leader Pierre" is one of those phrases I will be trying to incorporate more into casual conversation

Yeah, kick his ass, Dr. Congo

I don’t think I’ve ever cleaned out a fridge that didn’t have multiple jars of god-knows-how-old Dalmatia fig spread. I have never bought it myself. Has anyone? I think it just grows in fridges.

On 'Supergirl,’ and failing the 'Who is Doing What and Where' test vincemancini.substack.com/p/supergirl-...

Mbappé is how les claypool describes his bass sound

The Kent State Feisty Birds

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Oxford drinkers may finally be able to swear in the Three Goats’ Heads after the death of Humphrey Smith, the irascible owner of Sam Smiths Brewery, at the age of 81. The pub chain enforced strict bans on swearing and mobile phone use. Smith was described in a Facebook pubs group as “an absolute tit

Congratulations to Mo Rocca

Musta burst a dyke

Imagine doing a cannonball so devastating that you destroy a landmark, cause a death, and start an international incident. Darkest Tim Robinson sketch. nypost.com/2026/06/29/w...

/Van Halen voice Paraguay

Paraguay has fewer people than LA County.

Okay flopping to get a call is one thing, but do we need to do the writhing?

Kyle Shideler??? Tim and Eric ass name.

Perfect Rushmore vanity. I would bet money this guy works in the OR.

Won't stay silent? You guys have been screaming about this every day for like a year. thehill.com/opinion/camp...

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

There was a guy in the bodega line once having a loud conversation, the gist of which was him finding out that his wife had given birth. Friend mouthed “CONGRATULATIONS,” and the guy immediately glared and turned his back, like “how dare you eavesdrop on this impossible to ignore talk I was having.”

I briefly turned on the new season of House of the Dragon and catching up was like trying to make sense of dream

The Princess Who Went Up A Hill, But Came Down A Mountain.

On 'Supergirl,’ and failing the 'Who is Doing What and Where' test vincemancini.substack.com/p/supergirl-...

The perfect title for a book no one will ever read. This is art.

The Ice Storm (1996)

At the playground when you find out your kid’s friend’s dad was born in 1996.

Excuse me a what operated by a what now?

GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

This would be kind of par for course for the CIA, Fidel Castro was 90 when he died.

Never ask AI to write The Humpty Dance

The face. The posture. It’s like a romanticist portrait.

No, and I cannot possibly express this strenuously enough, thanks.

Sometimes I think about the Flight of the Conchords episode where Bret is dating an Australian, and her name is "Keitha"

Never ask AI to write The Humpty Dance

Lol they tried to put Supergirl and Jason Momoa’s vampire Harley riding cigar guy in the same movie

Belgium, I hardly know gium

I’m so curious how he got this job. Watching him talk I have a hard time imagining hiring this utter stiff for anything past shoveling shit.

This 60 yo man with a bleached mohawk sitting down the bar from me at a nice restaurant just heard the bartender say he wants to do stand up comedy. Bleach guy told bartender that his favorite comedians are “Dave Chappelle and matt rife.”

Bell looks like he parties

Wow crazy, looks like someone found @mattlieb.bsky.social’s mom in an old medical text

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Feels like a small blessing that that “fired for truth” guy never resurfaced as a Free Press commentator.

When the revolution comes anyone who has ever posted a platitude on on LinkedIn should have to do five years in prison

Trying to get possession off Turkiye when they're in the US half

Oooh, that shot was a Turkish delight. Aaaaand blocklava

Better take your ass back to Patrick James homey, this is a Jos A Bank neighborhood

Eric Adams must be so torn on who to root for this game.