We need a platoon of G-Men in trim suits to roll into the factory that makes these and efficiently smash them all apart with axes like Elliott Ness.

The Chiefs, you know, they had a lot to prove tonight. And they came out here, and you know, whatever people are gonna say, they definitely played an American football game on this field.

Cruise Missoula, howdy ya do

Coming up on NBC after the game, it’s America’s next game show obsession, Guess My Fart!

Genuine lol

I think Shanahan genuinely forgets he has other running backs.

Best film reviewer this decade: Vince Mancini. Even the dull movies get interesting reviews.

Lol of course the Free Press got the fake biopic lady

'Him' is a hopeless muddle: open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

Fresno State going to insane lengths to keep Hawaii in this game

The theme song for this show my kid loves is so bad that the producers should be declared a terrorist grouo www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERy0...

I hope Jake from State Farm gets a kidney stone

It’s weird, he actually looks like a Gennings Dunker

I hate that his first name isn’t Heywood

I don’t get why some of these football guys put “Sr.” after their names. You’re telling me those are the only guys who have kids named after them? I just assume that’s true for every player unless otherwise noted.

Shirt idea: I STAND for the FLAG, and SIT DOWN to PISS

JD Vance has the face of a guy that NEEDS to grow a beard. He grew that shit out because he knew it'd help him look a little butch and manly. Honestly I wasn't sure if he could grow facial hair because he looks like a newsie. He has newsie face. A hotel doorman should be shooing him away.

BREAKING: Father Intintola has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

God bless her. The days when small cities like Grand Forks had papers that could afford dedicated food columnists, sports columnists, and movie critics were better days.

They took a guy off the air for criticizing the president. Seems bad, I dunno. www.readtpa.com/p/read-the-j...

"Oops, all Hitlers"

His pure insufferability offers insights into the value of shutting the fuck up once in a while, for those willing to hear them

The Infuriating Call Center Theory of Generative AI: open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

Excellent posture, sir

Jair Bolsonaro died doing what he loved: getting sick and dying

The Infuriating Call Center Theory of Generative AI: open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

/About to perform for an arena full of dogs. I go onstage and pretend to put on my socks for two hours. The crowd goes absolutely apeshit.

People keep calling Redford a blond. Was he not more sort of strawberry blond/redheaded daywalker? Asking for a friend who is me because I'm colorblind.

oh no, my beans!

It's sad that for all his great performances, the Robert Redford memory that sticks in my mind is watching him at Sundance press conference go to take a drink from a water bottle that had the cap still on, and then trying to surreptitiously put it back down and remove the lid without drawing attn.

Sorry but thank you

/About to perform for an arena full of dogs. I go onstage and pretend to put on my socks for two hours. The crowd goes absolutely apeshit.

completely new world where being inflexibly pro-Israel is a liability, the left has a tremendous opportunity right now

I am just going to keep posting that the TX governor recently pardoned a political murderer. The dude texted "I'm going to shoot protestors", then went and shot a Black Lives Matter protester. He was convicted in a jury trial. Hard to find a more blatant example of celebrating political violence.

Did the kicker just point at the sky *after a miss*? “That one’s on you, God.”

"We need an expert, but not anyone smart enough to develop 'opinions.'"

the man is just making a plea for civility

Damn, the Vikings look like absolute hell. But in fairness, they are playing the *checks notes* …Falcons?

🎶 WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT THE FALCONS AND THE VIKINGS IN AN OLD SCHOOL STREET FIGHT A HEAVYWEIGHT MATCHUP THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS MAYBE THIS TIME WE’LL SEE THE HEAD COACHES KISS 🎶

The Long Watch: ‘The Long Walk’ is a grim slog open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

I got so jaded with great kids show theme songs by TMBG and the Fall Out Boy guy and then my kid starting watching this absolute dogshit one www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERy0...

The Long Watch: ‘The Long Walk’ is a grim slog open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

2025 is Jason Statham sitting ringside at the big boxing match sandwiched between a Saudi sheikh and Mr Beast.

I feel like fight promoter failson is one of the most innocuous flavors of failson.

Great soccer game by my son, ate at least four boogers and stared directly at the sun

New Mad Yourself a Man. This week, it’s the episode you’ve all been waiting for, “My Old Kentucky Home”. www.patreon.com/posts/mad-yo...

Bread AND circuses? In this economy?