I think the grey hair thing is actually true of democratic fundraising emails, where if you unsubscribe from one three grow in its place.

CHOTINER: and when you're in water you PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right. CHOTINER: And this is because PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here

Lol he’s such a dick

Sauce Gardner isn’t a name, it’s a calling.

I am not interested in "upgrading my television's software." I am interested in turning on the TV and watching TV

Bari Weiss' reporting experience is summed up by the time the NYT bizarrely gave her the cushiest possible assignment - go to Australia and hang out and write about it - and she produced a story so bad and so wrong about basic facts of Australian life that it became a running joke there.

So weird when people pearl clutch about athletes punching fans. If you talk shit within punching range, you earned that punch.

*me seeing that Ryan Lizza's latest Substack is called "Bamboo"*

Nice

Wow I can’t believe hiring a person whose only qualification was being a disgusting bootlicker turned out this way

I don’t know how salami and pepperoni got so popular when they’re like the weakest of the cured meats.

Food for thot

Watching Eyes Wide Shut, or as I like to call it, The Masked Swinger

Aw, man. RIP, Ziggy. He was also great in Generation Kill. variety.com/2025/tv/obit...

The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.

anyone who has a kid in grade school and has to go to school events and see all kinds of "six seven" ass fourth grade boys in pit vipers and camo minecraft hoodies can tell you this: we are on the cusp of a catastrophic generational male dweebiness epidemic

Actual swing voter: Hitler was a nasty guy but he got things done. Also beef should be cheaper but in a way that makes me feel respected.

Got fully Avatar pilled and tried to write about it but I think maybe I had a stroke? WHALE COURT: ADJOURNED open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

Growing up you realize that Kevin McAllister’s parents and half his family really should’ve been in prison.

People from other countries don’t understand American football and it’s like, well how else can you build in 12 minutes of commercials for every minute of playing time?

Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news

Payakan didn't tap.

If we still had a functioning porn industry this new Avatar movie would spawn so much damn porn. It's honestly kind of a shame.

Does Anthony Joshua not throw jabs or is this just completely fixed?

Awards Season Digest Part 2: Is This Thing On?, Song Sung Blue, The Mastermind, and Rental Family vincemancini.substack.com/p/is-this-th...

Oh choke on my entire nutsack, wordle

I love hanging out with these boys and talking about stupid shit. Preorder Humboldt Cut here if you like being scarrrrred: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/790123...

JAMES CAMERON: Did you finish rendering that final CGI showdown between the forces of indigenous society and extractive capital? FX Lead: Sure did, boss. Made the cat-monkeys real fuckin sexy, just like you asked. CAMERON: What

lowkey just jamming my ponytail in different holes and getting hella dilated. Got so pinned im speaking in papyrus.

Frotcast 660! @allisonmick.bsky.social is back, talking Rob Reiner, Spinal Tap 2, and eventually how much we all hate Frank Zappa for some reason www.patreon.com/posts/frotca...

Well they found the Brown shooter. Turns out it was just some dead guy?! was way off. Anyway, guess we can stop thinking about it now

That's red-pilled Santa Claus

/tune of Eleanor Rigby Harrison Mevis

Bro I am fully avatar pilled. ponytail maxxing so hard rn. I am deadass saddling up my eel turtle to go do sign language with my whale brother.

Worth reiterating that this is the normal position.

“Listen, I love my husband. Great listener, great provider; but he absolutely WILL try to assault your underage daughter, I can promise you that.”

These are the people who are willing to go on the record. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...

"Greetings, fellow truckers"

Lotta you loving Reichardt's "deliberateness," and hey, have fun with it. I now have enough of a sample size to confirm that it's not for me.

David Brooks??? Oh no, NOW where will I find the most boring idiotic columns in the world

Awards Season Digest Part 2: Is This Thing On?, Song Sung Blue, The Mastermind, and Rental Family vincemancini.substack.com/p/is-this-th...

"Anthropic’s Claude ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI agents." I haven't finished the video yet, but I'm assuming the lesson is "they suck shit?"

Testicles? In THIS economy???

However bad you think the trailer for the new Jimmy Stewart biopic is going to be, I promise it's worse open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

It doesn’t seem like he’s straight riffing and he has never read this fast in his life. Either they found him an extra large type teleprompter or at a certain level of amphetamine you can actually gain the ability to read.

Shit I was at the gym, what’d I miss?

My local grocery store is charging $15.99 a pound for bulk top round. Ludicrous.

However bad you think the trailer for the new Jimmy Stewart biopic is going to be, I promise it's worse open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...