The kinda shit you forget about because too much bullshit is happening all the time

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Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.

One fact I never know what to do with is that Jim Morrison's dad did the Gulf of Tonkin. It's like learning that Adam Levine's dad did 9/11. (Did he? Has anyone checked this?) www.nytimes.com/2008/12/09/u....

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Wow, biased much? The corruption is sickening.

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."

Is anyone writing this down?

These are the guys who are going to cure Dilbert's inoperable cancer. 50/50 he ends up in a medically induced Serbian meat coma next to Jordan Peterson.

Appalling, but also completely deranged

Crazy that no one even addresses… well what’s the opposite of the elephant in the room?

Absolute cheapest you can do this for is like $200. Usually it's like $300-500. If anyone has a plan to make this cheaper I'd love to hear it.

The zoomers only saw on TikTok that the meat stands would be GOATed and this is what they wrought

AI buildings that can cover the island of Manhattan! His brain is cooked.

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Your Lincoln Project pal!

Abigail Spankbanker

A eulogy for Dick Cheney, who, unlike his victims, will at least be dead when they stuff him into a coffin: open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

french queer eye is called Homme Improvement

Chuck Schumer eat a fuck

A eulogy for Dick Cheney, who, unlike his victims, will at least be dead when they stuff him into a coffin: open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

Dick Cheney taught me it was okay to be weird

Former Hershey's lab assistant here and I can confirm all of this. Rolo paste, in particular, is fucking trash. Pretty much everyone else who did sensory work there felt the exact same way.

American candy is kinda trash.

Every city needs a mayoral candidate who makes all its worst assholes threaten to leave. Like San Francisco in 2014? Amazing.

Uh oh, this test says your full of shit,

Utah, get me two

Hear me out: we just keep falling back once a week until daylight savings comes back around again.

Pretty cool that the lynchpin, desert island pasta sauce ingredient is just “a pig’s face”

Like what he’s saying is bad and dumb, but he’s also saying it in the dumbest baddest way. A real master class.

If you have any interest in winning at all you need to remove this many from any position that involves communicating with the public. Anyone who can’t see this should also be fired.

‘Bugonia’ is arthouse Deep Blue Sea open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

Love a child birthday party. Currently holding: 1/3 slobbered on pizza slice, 12 acorns, and about 4 ounces of lemonade

Jaxson Blart, Mall Quarterback

‘Bugonia’ is arthouse Deep Blue Sea open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

‘Bugonia’ is arthouse Deep Blue Sea open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

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That was offensive PI come on. should be blue jays first down

Oh fuck not this again.

Shohei dont Tellhei

Fresno State has more points than passing yards

Ah man. I missed Lily Allen.

Fox owes me reparations for making me look at Portnoy’s face this often

Blue Jays, more like blue balls imo

oh no the antisemitism is stuck in the dryer!

Pornography and Antisemitism share a common trait, in that a concerning amount of it gets @mattlieb.bsky.social rock fucking hard.