Top Chef Power Rankings Week 3: Welcome to the Black Purée open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

Fingered it

10/10 headline

If anyone knows that the way to Trump’s heart is through gold curtain rods it’s the Iranians

Just heard a guy on NPR describe freshwater eels smuggled from Europe as “living cocaine.”

You either die a cheerleading tycoon or live long enough to become a freak pickleball casualty www.huffpost.com/entry/jeff-w...

Top Chef Power Rankings Week 3: Welcome to the Black Purée open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

Team HOA vs Team Loud Motorcycle, god this is a match made in hell

You what sucks? Foaming soaps. Fuck your foam, let me make my own lather over here.

Gonna need another season of Chief of War just to balance this out.

They should reach into their pocket like they’re digging out some cash but then when they pull their hand out flip the bird.

We’re reviewing a non-shooting, non-ball foul now? Guys, what are we doing.

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Steve Kerr is to Mormons what Adam Driver is to Jews.

Really nice to see the rest of the world catch up on noticing what a shameless grifter he is.

*me trying to describe the part of the night where I was blackout drunk* www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-disas...

The Iran War

Yep, still got that song about Randy Walters being a son of a bitch stuck in my head.

New Mad Men pod! The Suitcase, with Dave from Dopey. Many are calling it @mattlieb.bsky.social’s best parody song ever. www.patreon.com/posts/mad-yo...

This rivals “separate Dixie cup filled with liquid butter for popcorn dunking” lady. Part of me respects the mustard man.

I’ll always remember Project Hail Mary as the movie where I saw someone smuggle an entire bottle of mustard into the theater and squirt it on a bunch of tiny cocktail franks.

Everyone should see this graph five times a day.

This week, @mattlieb.bsky.social revealed that he had eaten a spicy chicken so spicy that his subsequent fiery hot doo doo was burning his prostate, which in turn made his balls hurt. Has anyone else experienced this?

Frotcast 672: Hot Butt War Machine, ft. Brent Flyberg www.patreon.com/posts/frotca...

Shocking news out of the molestation factory www.bbc.com/news/article...

Frotcast 672: Hot Butt War Machine, ft. Brent Flyberg www.patreon.com/posts/frotca...

oh fuck dude Iran just bombed south park

Two Trump anecdotes, from almost 10 years apart, same story: he hires incompetent people and his organization is always in chaos, so that even when he wants something positive it still gets fucked up.

Will.I.am brilliantly asking the question “what if a car had Chat GPT and was also small?” A true visionary.

gonna have to change the name to FRAN-couver imo

These cops staged their own public humiliation ritual and it absolutely rules.

RIP, Eric Overmyer. Wrote on The Wire. Co-created Treme. Created Bosch. One of the few writer/producers, both working with David Simon and on his own, who actually knew how to make the "every season of our show is a Novel For Television" structure work.

"Katherine Heigl stepped out on Sunday at the Wine, Women & Shoes Benefiting Big Dog Ranch Rescue event" is one of those sentences I simply can't not write about: open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

The Citizens of Moneyland Have Always Been at War vincemancini.substack.com/p/the-citize...

This kind of guy would be running a McDojo in the 80s, saying he couldn’t show you his deadliest techniques.

This man loves spicy food so much he’s turned diarrhea into a religion. He’s the Jeffrey Lebowski of shitting your pants. I wish he could guest host every week.

The fact that we can't find like four congressional Republicans to break from a historically unpopular administration on things that 80% of the country openly despises is truly astonishing. I expect them to be pieces of shit, but the lack of a self-preservation instinct is mystifying.

“Robot dog guarding the data center” is the cherry on top of your dystopian sundae.

You really don't have to twist yourself into knots every time a terrible person does something good. You don't have to wring your hands, you don't have to delve into their motivations, you can just be like "cool" and never think about it again.

Top Chef Power Rankings Week 2: Diarrhea Dynasty open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

Hear me out: we could have our terminally ill Congress people open the strait of Hormuz

Paul Blart was a documentary

well, there’s your problem. you went to the desert on a horse with no name. all the nameless horses are slow and have no sense of direction. now, Speedy Desertknower right here, he would have gotten you in and out of that desert in 4 hours, 6 max

Demoolition Man (1993)

Probably the most amazing image of the night, Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi forced to go to the Oscars while the US wages war on his home & people, only to encounter Shark Tank MAGA dipshit Kevin O’Leary, then looks at him like Blade looks at a vampire.

Sterling K. Brown, wildly underrated comedy chops.

Oscars Recap: Great host, terrible sound, Sean Penn no-shows and more open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...