Cornerback who talked shit all week and then got smoked in the post game presser

Playing vinyl over my speaker system that is hardwired into every room of the house (and the roof)

Ah, the Eli Apple Defense.

Cornerback who talked shit all week and then got smoked in the post game presser

Just got carded and the dude was 100% sure it was a fake. I am 29 in 3 months

Sending the “my last day is” email to the people I’ve been emailing back and forth for years and getting this reaction a lot

Got a job interview

It’s hideous, I love it.

good morning

Going to an orioles game on tuesday

Nothing like getting a call from my grandmother out of the blue urging me to drop everything I’m doing and watch the Kirk memorial on fox bc it could be “the most important thing you ever listen to”

Got meat sweats from a bagel

Alright nobody talk about the race I can’t watch until my fiancée wakes up

[rhythmic chanting] bagel day bagel day bagel day bagel day

Older cat is super tall for a cat and sleeps like he’s a rifle slung over my shoulder, lines my whole side from armpit to knee

if you can sleep in on a Sunday you should absolutely wake up at 5:38 a.m.

“Free speech firestorm” is a fun way to frame a complete assault on the right to freedom of speech intended to ruin people’s lives for not being sad enough.

I have decided suddenly that I have been strongly ethically against football since 2019

Maybe his press conference won’t just be him listing his accomplishments this time

Well I’m excited to see how Dabo blames this on the fans or something

Thing is, Clemson’s only like 127 plays away from actually being 4-0. So… yeah

Clemson in distress

UNLV-Miami is awesome

Wisconsin running the most juiceless double reverse pass I’ve ever seen

hey guys some of us like clemson :(

Why does Sam Pittman age like a Star Wars clone

Really hope living in Maryland doesn’t obligate me to care about the terps

I JUST STOOD UP ONTO THE COUCH

Big sandwich is needed in times like these

Refs accent rules

OANN No! Disaster!

I’ve got about 3 days of work left, my last couple will be PTO for a wedding I was planning on already. It’s hard. This is a job I planned on keeping for the next decade+. I’m over it now, I’ll be fine and prolly better than I would’ve, but it’s a weird feeling. Like senioritis from high school x100

At the point of lazily not shaving where I have to decide if I’m growing a beard or not

"Hello and welcome to car talk from NPR, we're click and clack the tappert brothers..."

amazon is really struggling to deliver this sriracha to me

Me in the stands at a Clemson game after getting my face painted and drinking all day

All I do is kill spotted lantern flies

Farmageddon is breaking contain

Got some comically oversized sweatpants. Life is good

I have to take this pill every day no matter what, and if I don’t will get heartburn so bad that taking the medicine later in the day won’t solve it at all? Cool man sign me up

very good and normal things happening over on twitter

man it’s hard to resist the childish jokes I wanna make about this post

Example 8 million of Make This Your Whole Platform. They protect pedophiles. If you can't win on "the other side is littered with pedophiles and here's ten truckloads of evidence" then quit.

There wasn’t even an option to recycle in South Carolina, now my recycling gets picked up from my door by the city every Thursday.

Got my flu and covid shot yesterday and it’s barely even making my arm sore. Get your shots folks.

Fun to learn that the majority of major news outlets would rather limp away and die trying to protect what little influence they have remaining than go out shouting from the rooftops about what is actually happening