Sister is a paramedic and the dispatch had a “be advised: Santa is in the area” call last night, which is very sweet and cute and my niece loved it, but it definitely gave off the vibe of “subject is armed and extremely dangerous, use of lethal force is authorized”

FASHIONI.BMF

I simply don’t care that mark cuban exists, and I will continue to not care until I die.

I will never skip chilling on the floor with Humboldt hours

Shoutout to all the rizzo heads. Real ones know he’s the heart of a Christmas carol

Tremors (1990)

Ice cream truck is out on the streets and it’s got a line of customers. Love Mobile on Christmas Eve.

Sweating through my clothes before noon, love Christmas in Mobile

Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties

“Hello notable pedophile, let us discuss, in writing, that a third notable person is also a pedophile, in a letter that will be read by the prisons upon mailing and receipt, while I am facing trial, days before I mysteriously die.”

DeForest Buckner, inventor of deforestation

Rivers right now might be the first QB that “heaving” is a perfectly accurate description of his passes.

wow Karl Urban looks terrible

“It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble my football” -Phillip Rivers

Are the niners playing duke

Please tell me someone got a clip of that insane leg stretch Thomas Morestead was doing

X-Men 2 (2003)

Cat update

It’s slowly spreading, the fields yearn to be green

Need one of those baseball parents that can turn a clay-red pair of pants back to bright white to explain the strategy for this one

We need to do something about this shit. Props to @bennjordan.bsky.social for pressing this issue so much. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1-...

Obsessed with graphics package struggling. The potato logo is bleeding onto the blue field creating highlighter green

Rich pedo equivalent of shouting “more weight” while being pressed

oh my GOD i need this in hardcover

You know he said some slur that hasn’t been uttered since 1874

I’m just gonna assume DK is in the right here

Chapel Hill has far too many creepy old coaches per capita

this is how i found out

Blessed to introduce my father to the Spanish space program this morning. Man why crying laughing

Maximilian (2017)

Maximilian (2017)

You know he said some slur that hasn’t been uttered since 1874

I’m just gonna assume DK is in the right here

Need someone good at computers to find the earliest point in a game the scorigami bot has predicted the final scorigami correctly

weiss is not a particularly clever or subtle propagandist

Entering the warhammer part of the card shop so I can feel poor

🏈 KC 0 - 2 TEN 13:06 2Q This game has a 7.16% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 13-5 (0.38%)

My favorite Christmas song, straight to hell by the clash

Love early flight days because I drink way more coffee than advisable

Big ups to the lady getting a can of red wine on this 11am ATL to MOB flight

you just know that if he lived 2000 years ago, Rick Steves would be the deity of a massive religion

Old Man, Alabama Rain, and Like a River will always hit me like a train

I love nature 🌹🌺🌸🌷💐🌻

Rain Man (1988)

Totally understand the point he’s making but [whispering] it is extremely likely that any given adult does indeed have herpes in some form

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

Bills