lol okay now what would you do if you were a senator

My rowhouse has a little drainage channel carved into the parking pad out back, and at random times it’ll just expel a bunch of water and I’m yet to figure out where it comes from

Forgot how good spicy V8 is, so happy I bought a case on a whim

He is rizzin!

If Obama had tweeted “Praise be to Allah” on Easter morning the GOP would’ve burned him at the stake on an upside down cross

Well I guess that’s one way to put it, AP

He is rizzin!

American religiosity has been in decline for some time, but the way some performatively religious people have accepted Trump will accelerate that decline significantly. It’s a mortal wound to the credibility of American evangelism.

just now learning that Baltimore hosts the coolest race on earth, they do a Le Mans start and they all have to be amphibious

Show me your cherry blossoms

Ordered the absinthe with hot water and the waiter did the “and you’ve had absinthe before, right?” check

Weather is nice, about to go get some drinks and sit outside, the Pedro Martinez Expos jersey is calling to me to put it on

ok if we just shut up and give them this one then play the long game, it opens up a lot of poetic irony come 2028

In interviews no one has asked me to explain the gap in my employment beyond why the previous job ended

He didn’t want to cuff people in crisis. Anne Arundel police made him a mall cop.

incredible site for people obsessed with these little time fun facts like me profmusgrave.github.io/anotherday/

Ruble was mad at me last night and the man really rocked my shit, 6 inch scratches down on my arm, couple good punctures, one in my palm. Having to do a wrapped bandages.

hey hey Donald J, how many kids did you kill today?

This is not important but I was scrolling quickly and thought Abe was holding a howitzer

let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR

every time i pull cash out of the atm there should be a 1% chance to pull a rare holographic bill

been feeling like one of these "adults who can't grow up" lately so recently started dressing like my concept of a grown up and it honestly has made much more of a difference than I expected

Today's newsletter was originally about a Kiffin family Airbnb in Oxford. But that led me to unearthing Lane Kiffin's secret SoundCloud account. Which steered me down another rabbit hole, where I discovered his wife Layla's TikTok likes are public. Read it here: www.foiaball.com/p/lane-kiffi...

Just absolutely crushed that interview, went roided out Mark Maguire on that thing

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social just found out Lou Holtz died from the fullcast

why does he speak at 9pm, that’s bedtime

KEEP THE CAMERA ON TARGET NASA JESUS

Godspeed, Comrade Curry

NASA shouldn’t say full send

NBC got Al roker on for some reason

I like that the rocket looks like you took a core sample of a sheet cake

Kitten update

kitten just stole some of the head off my guinness and almost puked, good work girl

Damn a gun owner victim

what the fuck man, JUST STAY WARM

you just know that if he lived 2000 years ago, Rick Steves would be the deity of a massive religion

Vote blue no matter who

Big sandwich save me.. Big sandwich Save me big sandwich

i've yet to see evidence that this man is anything other than the fucking coolest to ever do it

FREEDOM FRIES ARE BACK ON THE MENU

yes, i am one of “those” who goes through the trouble of getting everything arranged early, who chooses a particular seat for a particular reason, and will politely decline an offer to trade for a seat that does not meet my needs.

exhausted by all the winning

The horrors of Baltimore are never-ending

I’ve got more than one job I’m in the running for now, I’m so close to getting hired please god