true patriots eat ass

Rewatching the halftime show, and it rules. Also, man, Lady Gaga crushed it.

Bradley Cooper doesn’t get enough shit for doing American Sniper

NBC 4K stream following up the Super Bowl with the Lindsey Vonn screaming in agony rebroadcast, thanks y’all I’m just gonna go throw up now

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Super Bowl MVP? That’s former Wake Forest Demon Deacon Kenneth Walker III

Very confusing trophy presentation for those of us who call cops 12

Flying my Bill Simmons Podcast flag upside down

Kenneth Runner

Thought Henry was about to puke live on the most watched event on earth

“Stefon Diggs has had so little impact” :)

STOMP ON THOSE PATRIOTS

That’s why they call him Drake “Jarrett Stidham vs Clemson in 2017” Maye

typing Elon into my ai for super cool Elon Phoenix business ideas and getting more and more frustrated

Love 40?? When did we switch to tennis rules

guy who thinks Drake Maye is Shark Week for dragons

Can we just stop giving Tracy Morgan different character names, I want to see “Tracy Morgan as Tracy Morgan” on opening credits

JFK open top car ad is bold

Pats just need four field goals here

Mr Beast found dead in Miami

people that want to cut food stamps are out here paying 60k to go to a 19-0 shutout

Subpar owl

If the patriots get shut out after that halftime show the right might abandon football altogether

Drake “Jackson Arnold” Maye

Have we ever seen Josh McDaniels and Pat Fitzgerald in the same room

This apartments dot com guy is interesting, I’m sure people will never get tired of his schtick

mood

reminder never to use ring

Sabrina Carpenter ate her dead husband this is the future the Left wants

His hatred of the kickoff rule does make me like it more. Cry about it old ass

[guitar riff] BUY THE NEW DODGE WACO

Everyone knows the best Pokémon is sandygast

Back in my day we took the finger up our ass like men. Do they get a participation trophy now too?

Good that there’s gonna be more prostate screening but how they hell is a finger in your ass in a cold clinical setting that much of a deterrent for getting checked for an extremely deadly cancer for dudes

darnold sounds like an old fashioned euphemism for ass

why did Mike Tirico explain that III comes after Jr

If the patriots get shut out after that halftime show the right might abandon football altogether

You just know so many pundits are gonna be hitting the “he was cussing” line despite not speaking a word of Spanish

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Folks more like excellent bunny

We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose

it was fascinating, had no idea rocks gave birth

Rest in peace to all those possessed, glad to be among the chosen

The PATRIOTS have ZERO POINTS going into ANTI AMERICAN, marxist, DEMONIC, evil BAD BUNNY performance in SPANISH WAKE UP PEOPLE

they’re still making new Law and Order SVUs?? How many more stories yall got?

I learned about bad bunny in like 2018. I need to be more gatekeepy about this

You just know so many pundits are gonna be hitting the “he was cussing” line despite not speaking a word of Spanish

I am foaming at the mouth [complimentary]